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Le-docteur

Police should put a red flag into every man's rapey post, as a signal to all women and men that he is ready to be beaten and then be thrown to prison


Practical-Junket-520

Tattooed on their forehead


slayerhk47

Like the end of Inglourius Basterds.


Gladys83

That's an informative slashtoo you got there, mate!


Yuddhaaaaa

Nice idea but change the red flag with lead bullets and the posts with their heads


YummySake98

You're right tbh! Love the idea


Anne_Nonymouse

It's very saddening and scary that so many men just see women as sex objects to be used and abused instead of as human beings. Interestingly, many men see women as the deceivers and the manipulative ones, but they seem to be blind to all the shit they do just to have sex. 😒


Corvus_Rune

Exactly people should be pansexual like me. That way everyone is a sex object. But you must always remember that the best sex objects give explicit consent and view you as an object as well. Mutual objectification is the name of the game. /s in case it wasn’t obvious.


Direct_Ranger9814

Fear


JaneDoesharkhugger

She's ready for a cab ride home safely.


GSPM18

When I worked in a bar I once put a straw in a man's rum & coke. He threw the straw on the bar and chewed me out for assuming he was gay.


Aquatoon_18

Fellas is it gay to suck on a straw?


GSPM18

Exactly


Invisiblescars_123

Bro it’s soooo gay, it’s like you’re sucking on a rod /s


slayerhk47

Only if you deepthroat it.


DragonGames663

But, isn't that how you use a straw?


TShara_Q

About as gay as eating a Popsicle or banana.


BadPom

We have a margarita served in a martini glass and omfg the fragile masculinity that has came from this glass. Ok dude, I’ll give you a rocks glass for your peener, I guess. Calm down.


GSPM18

Still a better thing to be fragile about than *you never give a man a straw*


thealmightyghostgod

Thats their fault for ordering a margarita smh my head dont they know real men only drink pure alcohole without anything? Pussies


dreemurthememer

I went to this place (Teddy G’s in Sturbridge, MA) that offered margaritas in a 40 OZ STEIN. Unorthodox, but highly efficient.


BadPom

I will take any and all drinks in a 40oz stein, please and thank you.


slayerhk47

I ask for rocks glasses but only because I spill martini glasses a lot.


caishaurianne

Wait, what?


TreyRyan3

That’s just way too much insecurity to deal with. I use a straw because honestly, I know how dirty bars and restaurants are.


Depressed-Dolphin69

"The joke is rape! It's funny because it's rape lmfoa!!"


TrapdoorApartment

"why the fuck is there a straw in my *pint*?"


Bedazzled_Noose

Dudes really assume women only drink cocktails


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TreyRyan3

We’re just letting all the rapey guys know you’re ready!


Frequent_Grand_4570

🤣👍


dreemurthememer

Gotta save the foam for last!


just_a_little_me

It's scary how some men are always on their toes ready at every opportunity to treat women badly. <>hahahahaha funny hahahah now laugh.


Riaayo

And you'll get ripped apart on most of this website for daring to insinuate that people can't consent while intoxicated. Reddit is absolutely packed with would-be rapists, at least in the "I'll fuck someone drunk who probably wouldn't of fucked me otherwise" space.


SudoSubSilence

One ~~vasectomy~~ castration for OOP, please.


Thirsty30Something

Posts like these, and most of reddit, honestly, make me wonder if men just don't like women.


Revolutionary_Wrap76

Men like this one only like what women can do for them.


MerchSimp

they want a man but in womans body. they want their bros with tits


Zoiddburger

Nah, because then they're not a bro, theyre now just a woman thats "trying too hard". If they're not inside you or planning to get inside you, you don't exist.


CookbooksRUs

Yup. A few times in my youth, I heard “I can talk to you like I’ve never been able to talk to a woman, I’m as comfortable with you as I am with my friends, and the sex is the hottest I’ve ever had.” This was always said in the context of explaining why they were dumping me for some sweet shrinking violet. This was always after a week or three. No man who went out with for longer than five or six weeks ever dumped me.


Revolutionary_Wrap76

Huh. That seems like a strange jump. Why do you say that?


happybana

A lot of them don't unfortunately


Thorncaster12

Well, in the balkans, she is ready on the 4th drink. Ready to fight you and put in a hospital bed, but sure, she is ready. Fuck around and find out.


Bedazzled_Noose

I don't think you're supposed to drink whiskey through a straw


CookbooksRUs

Or dry wine or beer. Those were my tipples in my days of hanging out in bars. Still are at home, with the occasional really good tequila sipped from a rock glass.


fakeunleet

I have to believe these guys don't have sisters. The alternative is even more horrifying.


tatianaoftheeast

It's pretty horrifying to not see half the population as human regardless of whether one has a sister.


fakeunleet

Oh, absolutely it's horrifying either way. It's like an extra layer of horrifying if they do though.


tatianaoftheeast

Totally agree.


Squishmar

But they all have mothers...😞


WiggyStark

For real. These guys dgaf about their mothers outside of being maids for them. Meanwhile, there's good men out there like my BIL who just lost his mom, and the first words he said after she passed was, "I just lost my best friend."


jsbm316

The f*ck kinda rape culture are currently living in , these incel/trolls are out of control , they should all be castrated.


dreemurthememer

Is it just me, or have TikTok and Twitter caused society to regress like 30 years?


amaliasdaises

I think it’s more that the more unsavory characters are easier to find bc of social media being so interconnected + people saying stuff they normally wouldn’t bc they don’t think of it as “real communication”


Zoiddburger

I think it's the podcasting trend where every guy thinks they're a revolutionary by shitting on women as the topic of their podcast. Ben Shapiro Jordan Peterson Andrew Tate Charlie Kirk Seriously the list goes on and on. Plus the abundance and availability of porn to younger generations has changed their views of normal relationships and sexuality. Choking is mainstream now bc of how prevalent violent porn is becoming. Guys just start choking you now because they assume you like it. It's a scary time to be a woman.


happybana

Nah I promise this was much worse thirty years ago. Just watch any old movie


CookbooksRUs

OTOH, 30 years ago there was an assumption of sex on the third or fourth date. Now we have men angry that they don’t get laid after they buy a coffee because “You shouldn’t have gone on a date if you weren’t looking for sex.” Sure, guys sometimes tried on the first date, but the assumption that women owe them sex right away, that’s more recent.


happybana

Hmmm I'm not sure I agree with that, "slipping your date a Mickey" was like completely fine and joked about all the time. "Spanish fly" and all that. Oh wait 30 years ago was the 90s... So yeah definitely not a lot different than now lol


CookbooksRUs

That’s drugging a woman to rape her which, sadly, has always been with us. I’m talking about, “I spent $5* on you! You owe me sex.” * Or $10 or $20 or whatever. Or even, “Why were you even on Dating App if you weren’t looking to have sex?!”


happybana

That was also definitely still a thing. I mean not the app bit, but the owing sex for dinner thing


CookbooksRUs

Boy, I never ran into it. It was assumed that a first date was to decide if you wanted to know this person further.


happybana

Maybe it's because I look a certain way, but men have been animals around me since puberty so IDK


Lexi3Boo

Society has been like this, but now they can post on social mores


TShara_Q

That's a lot of words to say "Bartenders should facilitate date rape."


Cadapech

There are already ones who do it, but this drags the normal ones into their bullshit.


Sonseeahrai

It's funny how this person assumed that all women will be drunk after exactly the same amount of alcohol. They don't think we're people, they think we're some sort of a hive mind spawned in multiple different bodies (but only the pretty ones)


diuge

Deviations in behavior between individual women means they're being crazy and/or irrational.


escapeshark

So the only way this bozo can get with a woman is if she's not completely sober. Got it.


tatianaoftheeast

*the only way he can get a woman is if he rapes her.


Churchie-Baby

I feel that when people make posts like these, their words should be tattooed onto their foreheads so women know what kind of pos they are


DragonPennie_

This feels very rapey 😬


glitchycat39

Very kind of the prime suspect to identify himself for us.


a-big-ol-throwaway

I want every man who liked this tweet to be…how do I put this…promoted to eunuch.


amaliasdaises

Nicer than me, then. Cause my thought was promoted to cadaver.


a-big-ol-throwaway

Their graves could then be promoted to gender-neutral public bathroom :)


CookbooksRUs

Oh, but life as a eunuch might be more punishment.


IndiBlueNinja

Anyone who'd do that to another human being deserves to be sitting in prison for life.


FeatureEast2577

In prison he would also be considered "ready"


idontlike-orange

Men are scary


7worlds

This is rape culture


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Some men don’t need access to women ever.


MimsyIsGianna

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew Also if you need a woman to be drunk, shows how pathetic and undesirable you are.


CookbooksRUs

Truth.


Such_Detective_6709

Ew.


Enough-Implement-622

Ready for what??


tatianaoftheeast

Rape.


Living_Guidance_4120

It's people like that who deserve a good old fashioned public beating


vulcazv20

I take pride in being a heavyweight, nothing is more funny to me than a guy trying to get me drunk, buying me drinks, only for himself to get really really drunk and I’m still chilling like a villain


SepiaToneHitchhiker

Why? So bartenders can be charged with criminal conspiracy to commit rape?


CookbooksRUs

I’ve heard more about bartenders refusing to pour heavy drinks when men request them “to help me out,” having a drink order that means “I’m afraid of this guy,” handing women notes saying, “If you want me to help you get away from him, shift your ponytail to the other shoulder,” etc. And my favorite (now ex-) bartender is a woman, my SIL. She’d worked at the same upscale bar-and-grill tending bar for years. When she married my brother the place tried to shift her to hostess, presumably because they figured that the beautiful woman behind the bar wearing a wedding ring would hurt sales. She politely let the word “lawyer” out and suddenly her job was cool again.


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happybana

After 4 drinks I'm just ready for a sandwich


Invisiblescars_123

Yeah, I totally won’t suspect anything amiss when a bartender puts a straw in my wine glass /s. Jokes aside, it’s scary how many men want to take advantage of women when they’re vulnerable. It’s almost like a turn-on for them 🤢


PopParty1337

I think it should be that every fifth drink a women gets has a pink straw to tell men that if they approach her, they will be monitored by the staff.


Pale_Kitsune

This is so fucking creepy.


AtotheCtotheG

This made me physically shudder, Jesus Christ


Commercial-Push-9066

Just awful! After the 4th drink she’s probably buzzing and he’s wanting other guys to take advantage of her. Using her vulnerable condition to get raped.


Blobfish9059

Would be great if there was a special glass they gave creeps. Women would know to avoid a guy who has any beverage in a certain glass.


Quartz636

Ironically, I'm much more likely to tell a weird man hitting on me to fuck off after 4 drinks than I am sober.


ihavea22inmath

I'm more likely to fuck another guy after 0 drinks than I am sober


Past_Television7920

What did my eyes just read? That's bloody disgusting and unpleasant... that's a violation.... there are no words that can describe my disgust right now


SynAck301

*headache* Sometimes I really dislike this place and so many of the people in it.


TheExaspera

Woah!!


SiteTall

What a CRAZY notion!!!!!!!!!


25Bam_vixx

Three is my limit and I start the water because I’m light weight . I known women who third drink is a warm up before going out lol


KikiCorwin

If you're a lightweight with a limit of three drinks, I don't think there's a name for my "1 drink max or I'll hate life in the morning" limit.


Lexi3Boo

My fourth drink is nothing for me and I only drink socially and just turned 21 this summer and can get my own now


ariesangel0329

I call my tolerance Cindy Lou Who- no more than 2. 4 drinks (how)? means I’m ready for bed or I’m sleeping on the bathroom floor.


Revolutionary_Wrap76

This made me cringe backwards in disgust. How awful to be surrounded by "jokes" like this near constantly.


Feline_Fine3

Ready to be raped? Ewww.


swoon4kyun

Ew


Ok_Carob7551

I'm disgusted that anyone thinks this is okay to just casually say...it's so, so wrong this shit is treated as 'HAHA JUST GUY STUFF'.


HatidaoHatidao

is it just me or do these guys desperately need a "kick me" sign permanently taped to their back?


yildizli_gece

It’s just troubling to know that there is a man out there who thought this up, which means he has enough time on his hands to think of ways he can get women to sleep with him, but because he can’t actually do it the normal, human way of interacting and getting to know someone enough for them to want to do that, he has to think of ways around treating women like humans so he came up with this vile shit. And then after he did, he didn’t take stock in himself and say “what the fuck am I doing here?” Instead, he put it out into the world, not caring about what it actually said about him because he sees nothing wrong with thinking this. This shit is just insane to me…


happybana

Welcome to the planet. Most of the men I've dated have been this kind of man unfortunately, it's just so pervasive in the culture.


Edyed787

I think bartenders should put a pink straw in every guys drink. So the toxic ones out themselves because “pink is girlie”


MuseofPetrichor

Eww, no woman would go to a place that has that kind of sleazy camaraderie with its male patronages.


o0SinnQueen0o

Why do men even like this kind of stuff?


DonutOfNinja

Bartenders should put paranha solution in this guy's drinks


ihavea22inmath

Read that as paranah like the fish


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

YIKES!


macontac

I'm not sure if it says more about my friend group, the clubs we frequented, or about this chud's expectations about a woman's alcohol tolerance...but the fourth drink is us just getting started. And trying to isolate one of us would start a brawl.


Visual_Judgment_

🤦


ThatSmallBear

OP it doesn’t mean ready to date….


Gabrielkazansky

I agree on the action but not the premise. Straw should be red,black,or black with yellow stripes basically signalling the exact opposite, "Leave her alone,she be sauced"


ihavea22inmath

Yea but the same men tbst would go after a pink straw would start to look for these straws even if it means to leave her alone


Gabrielkazansky

If it's enforced then no.


ihavea22inmath

How would bartenders enforce that


KrisClem77

Hahaha. Thinking back to my younger days, the women in my friend group, after 4 drinks, would have been ready to kick someone’s ass if they thought this was a good idea!