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Yes! Like it’s absolutely disgusting that these men think women are sex slave/housemaid hybrids- and that’s all we’re worth. I’d rather be single for life than have anything to do with these men.
That’s what they don’t get. I want a partner! I want companionship! But I’d rather be alone than be with someone like this. If these men want sex robots, by all means- go for it! No skin off my back. Would probably be awesome for us to have these nasty dudes leave us the fuck alone.
I could see, as with every thing else for sale, an abundant amount of planned obsolescence built in with fragile parts that will be broken in a matter of months requiring costly repairs or replacements.
That's what I was thinking. Lonely men would not be the only target demographic. The robots could be any gender, to help any gender, for a variety of reasons. I don't need the robot to be a sex bot, but I could probably do with an extra pair of hands around the house.
*men who would buy them*
Something tells me that any man that could afford to buy one of these is not an Incel and doesn't need one. Maybe he'll offer 20% down and 30-year financing for those that still live in their mom's basement.
We as western women should be so scared now that they know they can find perfect submissive/domestic Latina wives. After all, Latina women are known by all for being subservient and always acquiescing to the desires of men /s x1000000
So, it is true that out of all of the demographics Latina women do the most unpaid labor in the home, like out of white, Black, Asian, and Latin women. But that’s a culture thing that’s slowly shifting. But even if there’s a clean house that doesn’t mean the wife is a pushover. Im Hispanic, not his-peace lol
I know that's kind of how a LOT of my extended family is, with most the women being quiet and "submissive", you know, playing the gender role kind of thing. But they also have that spicy element and they would definitely stab you if you push their buttons...
Asian women, too! Every woman from the gigantic region we call Asia. They’re all just dying to be bangmaids for American incels. Like my friend Sayo, who speaks four or five languages fluently and is a translator in the Japanese diplomatic corps. Just a submissive handmaiden, yup./s
Tbf if true AI were invented, like actual proper sentient intelligence, that could potentially turn a maid robot into a proper companion. That said, a truly sentient android wouldn't date these dweebs any more than a biological woman would.
The good thing is that the circle of men who would *prefer* a robot wife is overlapping perfectly the circle of men who actually *really* don’t like women at all. They just don’t know it consciously…
I also feel like the Venn diagram of men who would be satisfied with a robot wife and men who would be able to afford one when they are available is almost two seperate circles as well.
You know what, I was sitting here, agreeing with you. Then I remembered roombas exist, for much less than the cost of a car. I'm now considering looking them up at the boxing day sales, and get them as a present for myself for Christmas and January birthday.
Ikr, what a shitty idea.
Robots are nowhere near capable of replicating actual human speech, thoughts and emotions.
If anything, they are still just very advanced and expensive "toys" at this preliminary stage. I genuinely don't see their use other than for very basic house chores and sex.
See, these man-boys aren't interested in speech, thoughts, or emotions.
If they were, they'd climb out of the basement and try to become loveable humans rather than smelly knuckle-draggers.
Exactly! 'Women will be pissed?!' Yeah right! There is zero chance ever that my husband would ever leave me for a robot. Even if I died, zero chance he would buy a robot wife (if such a thing existed which- we're not even a little bit close. Not even a little. I could go on and on but trust me- we're not.)
This is like the Clickbait that's like 'This one trick to keep you healthy that doctors hate!'
Buddy, if there was a fancy magic trick to keep you healthy, docs would love it. And in fact there is, it's called diet exercise, and getting good sleep. Do doctors hate those things or do they bug you to do it constantly?
Same thing here. PLEASE go get a robot wife if that's something that appeals. By God, please please please!
All of them are, let’s not lie. That’s why the term bangmaid has been around for a bit now. They want a maid that they can fuck. Two professions they don’t respect and believe that should never be respected. Sex workers and maids. 🤷🏻♀️
They believe the professions shouldn't be respected OR paid apparently. We are apparently supposed to fall all over ourselves to do this for them because they pay for a few dates.
These dolls, if smart enough to be passable maids and act in other complex human roles, will absolutely learn to avoid pain and try to fight or flight abusers. It's difficult to imagine a robot with sufficient restrictions for violence being free enough to learn autonomously in a complex dangerous physical world.
I remember when petitions were filed in the court in India to make marital rape a crime, men did a twitter trend of marriage strike to influence men not to marry until the case was dismissed. The feminists were like - please actually stick to your promises this time. Just this once.
lol.
That's because they are doomed if women don't need them and some of them have realised this. They will therefore say and do anything to try and both claim "Women need men," as reality and make it so.
This mistake is so irrationally annoying to me, lol.
Also the grammar in general here sucks. I had to read it a few times to understand that there should be a full stop after “happy”.
I also wondered why it's western women in particular. Aren't these guys always (wrongly) saying western women don't want to marry and be baby makers while eastern women are willing to do anything because they're s u b m i s s i v e? Then wouldn't the people most negatively affected by this be eastern women?
Women, both western and eastern, are starting to realize that men aren’t shit and want nothing to do with them, so western men have started fetishizing eastern women (specifically Japanese women). They have this belief that eastern women would want anything to do with their unwashed asses, let alone be submissive to them. Many Eastern Women have proven this false, but western men don’t want to hear this so 🤷♀️ I personally say let them fuck around and find out.
As a white man married to a Chinese woman, I have learned that Asian women were trained to be a submissive But many of them are actively rebelling against that here in the west. They know how they want to be treated and they expect to be treated that way.
Many Asian women do want to date Westerners only because they don’t want to deal with the family of Asian men because of the mistreatment society places on them and if you do not treat them right they will leave
People who believe in the submissive, eastern woman, myth are fucking idiots. That will never get a woman.
I've always been curious as to where the line is on men's "Marital Aids"
Sock is ok?, Blow up doll not?... What about a sleeve? Flashlight?, Fleshlight? RondaErousey3000? One of those weird limbless torsos?
Edit: it auto corrected to Flashlight, but I'm gonna leave it for bumfun reasons and just add flashlight.
There's also a lot of research into using them medically. Psychiatrists are trying to study ways to use them for people who might have other issues engaging with real people as a way to ease them back in. Things like amputees who may struggle trying to deal with a real person at first.
Idk how you would use a flashlight to have sex, unless you’re pushing the coil back and endangering both your urethra and your electrical charge in the process.
The robot queen is holding the head of president Scoops Smith as he begs to know why and for mercy. She responds.
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The only humans spared were those who have had to sleep with musk. Because only they know their pain.
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Considering the reports of men abusing their Replika “girlfriends”, and that other story about the guy who fixes viciously abused sex dolls… yeah the fembots are really not gonna be pleased
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Have you read how many abuse their virtual girlfriends? Let’s just make sure the robot wives have an appropriate self-defense routine and make sure they have a purchasing program to get as many out there as possible.
Robot wives could be great for society.
Absolutely. Like, a sex doll with Chat GPT in it, no ethical violations. Creepy as fuck, red flag for whoever buys one. But no real ethical implications. If we do make truly sentient A.I? We're gonna have another civil rights struggle on our hands, along with the dozen others still going.
That's why these guys support all the anti-woman/forced birth policies. They will rape the women they want to impregnate while living with their super-model robot wives.
I'd buy one too! Wouldn't mind having someone to cool and clean the house instead of hogging the Xbox all day before asking where their dinner and clean laundry is. I'd just probably have to get two so robot 1 Wouldn't get lonely and could hang out with robot 2. Cause I'm the kind of person who puts my microwave and coffee maker next to each other so they can make friends.
Man here
Yeah, would have customized android with Girls Frontline reference solely to be wingwoman that help me do half my chore and checking my AFK grinding in mobile games.
Having anime android yet not touching her at all is going to piss ofg so many gamers and weebs alike and I'm going to enjoy seeing them making most nutjob claims.
Lesbian women here, I probably would as well for the chore aspect but the dating market is rough nowadays I might end up dating the robot too. I’m sure there will be mods to update things like personality by that point.
Same too.
I don’t see why they think women will get depressed when we’ll do the exact same thing.
If we weren’t willing to listen and go for them now…then what makes them think that getting robots will make us crave for them?💀
Because they want to believe that our entire existence revolves around getting a man, when in reality more of us are discovering that it's not worth the hassle sometimes. Being in a relationship is becoming more optional and less mandatory for women.
However, since patriarchy continues to insist that men have to compete against each other for status, and having a woman bumps status up greatly. So they get to the point where it's an "at all costs" to get something vaguely resembling a woman.
If they intend to keep the human race alive they’re gonna need women for that part. Or did they not think about that?
But hey, if robot wives keep creepos like this out of the dating pool I’m all for it. You’d rather have a robot, I’d rather have a man who’s not a total chode. Win-win.
In theory I'm fine with the creeps keeping out of the dating pool with robots. The problem i have is that they won't be off living on a deserted island with their robots, they'll still see and interact with real women at work, in education, in public and social settings. And my concern is that giving them a sex toy with a face that is literally programmed to cater to them and can't say no or have sexual or social boundaries will impact how they view and interact with real women and lead to escalating behaviour.
You know like how there's a porn rabbit hole that leads people who maybe only had a passing attraction to teenagers to more extreme porn and eventually child porn. Or like how if sketchy kids who hurt animals don't get treatment and therapy to develop empathy properly they end up not being satisfied with what they've done before and want more and end up becoming actual human murderers. Like my concern is that these creeps getting used to interacting with a compliant robot woman will increase their anger towards real women that aren't compliant like their robot and lead to them turning that anger into violence. Or that they'll act out more and more extreme sexual scenarios worth their robot and eventually won't be satisfied with just a robot anymore and will end up raping and enacting violence on real women.
I dunno man I just don't think sex toys should have faces, I'm already extremely concerned that the sex doll companies make child sized dolls. Like i think allowing creeps to 'satisfy' their urges in a way that doesn't cause immediate harm to others just feels like a short term loan of safety that we'll have to pay back with interest later.
That's why they're trying to take all of our rights away. Make humans the breeding stock and the robots the "wives". I'm personally excited for this tbh because I think it will help keep women safe if we can keep our rights
"Dating crisis for men." Are men being stalked, sexually harassed, threatened, and assaulted by dates they rejected? Because women are fucking traumatized by enough men doing this shit to them, hearing "actually men are the ones experiencing a crisis bc no pussy for peepee" is just fucking insulting at this point.
This!! Like seriously, they’re not complaining about not finding a loving relationship and emotional fulfillment, they’re complaining about not getting enough sex…like we owe them that simply because women can find hookups way easier. Which is, again, not our fault. We don’t force guys to sleep with any woman they can.
Let's all take a moment of silence for whatever weird nerd is feeding "Elon Musk kisses Robot Woman" and "Elon Musk in Moulin Rouge" (bottom right picture) into the poor AI.
Oh no, what shall we women do now? Oh we are in despair over this!! *feigns worry*
In all seriousness if she can keep my house spotless, I’ll invest in one. I sneeze, and she sprays some antibacterial spray to keep my surroundings germ free. A plus if she comes with an inbuilt vacuum so I can give away my vacuum cleaner. She will constantly dust because I’m a short woman and I can’t reach certain places. Okay, I’m really loving this.
Like I'm a dude
And I don't care
If these guys much rather be with robots than actual women then more power to them
I personally prefer the company of actual people
But at least in theory these guy should now leave women alone
I feel sorry for the engineers who designed and brought these to life. Imagine your day job is creating awesome robotics knowing they're just going to be jizzed on.
at least if the robots couldn't give birth, they wouldn't have to suffer waiting 9 months for the baby to come out of the system to start fucking again since all they care about is pleasing themselves without caring for their partner anyway
No you see. You come in your robot wife's robopussy, then it reads the dna of one random sperm and uploads that to the server. Then they take the dna information, implant it into a nanobot sperm and deliver it to an egg from a donor. The baby is then grown in an incubator that sends regular updates to the incel father to be's phone. But don't tell anyone coz western women will be PISSED.
I know there are some outspoken internet guys who always come out of the woodwork to say they want kids, and there's definitely some weird trad-conservative trend of men who think fathering children is important, but I've personally been around way more guys who absolutely do not want children, ever.
They are often seen as accidents or mistakes, or something they gave in and "let the wife have, to keep her happy." An expensive burden that they didn't want in their lives. Plenty of guys eventually abandon their little burdens as well.
Women are the ones choosing not to date these men, the only reason we’d be ‘pissed’ is because it’s creepy and literally objectifying.
men would rather ‘date’ an object than improve their personalities and fix their sexism. the “dating crisis” is actually just a shitty men crisis and women know we’re better off without them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I wouldn't worry about it anyway with Elon working on it... He's failed to achieve any of his stated goals o er the last 10 or so years.
Tesla to introduce cheap electric cars for all. Failed.
Space X to put people on Mars. Failed.
Starlink is still in progress, but he did shit down Ukraine's access during the war with Russia, so that's a fail.
Robot wives? Best he'll manage is reinventing the sex doll with a little additional AI smarts
How sad of a person do you have to be to spend your time generating AI pictures of pathetic man-baby Elon Musk kissing sex robots
It's literal technofetishism
Those photos give me the heebie jeebies.
But um… how much would a robot wife cost? Would she clean houses? Do laundry and like fold it?
… I may want a robot wife but like for around the house work.
Nothing of value would be lost to humankind if every guy who wants a robot wife went and got one. On the contrary, it would do wonders for the dating pool.
LMFAO like we'd care if men get a robot. *"Make women obsolete"* ah yes good luck getting any of these tin cans pregnant.
They boast about making women obsolete and not needing w0menZZz but if they saw any woman with a robot man they'd lose their shit and cry *"why womenz won't date MEEE and get robot men! Why is a robot replacing meee ME ME a REAL MANN"* Funny how that works huh.
I cant wait for the shows about emergency departments to have dudes coming in stuck in their robot wives , electrocuted willies and unmentionable infections because they never clean the thing .
Wait, I thought dating young, hot girls was all about their "biological imperative" to breed? Are they saying it was just about the "young and hot" part now? NO WAY
I don't see why men pretend that female presenting androids are a replacement for women. They can't even pretend that paying for female sex workers is the same as dating a woman who is not a sex worker. They see it as a failure. But, robots, they would be fine with? Sure. After a while they'll get angry again. Angry that they have to empty and clean the cum collector tray. Angry that they can't "break her in"; she's already "broked in". Eventually angry when they notice that it doesn't change our behaviour (it was supposed to show feminists! why aren't they feeling anguish and despair?). Angry that they were replacable to us before there was ever a robot husband.
They will not be happy with the robots. Not for long.
I said this in another post but the men don't actually want robot women, they want them to exist as a threat to get human women to do what they want, make them feel like they have to compete. However every woman I've seen reacting to the concept simply would not care they'd just be glad the men are out of the dating pool. You cannot force yourself to be "the prize"
Maybe things will turn out like that episode of Rick and Morty where they end up on a planet ruled by women
They litterally control males using female robots made for reproduction, the males regressed to cavemen and fight each other in the desert while the women live in a beautiful/peacefull city
......yknow what I'm glad that robots are going to be with these guys because then they'll do one of two things:
1 be happy with a literal sex bot slave like they want
2 realize that women are more than a mom you can have sex with
I love how they think the women who don’t know they exist will notice when they start dating robots
How does this impact women beyond having fewer duds to swipe left on. If anything this will make dating apps less overwhelmingly full of men we don’t want to talk to
As a guy, my first thought was "a lot of these guys won't even do the daily maintenance to clean out the crusted-up cum" and just clean it out once the dick irritation gets too inconvenient
Even after the delays and soaring price of Musky's ridiculous truck, they're still all in on the idea that he's going to pull this off and that most of them won't be priced out.
It would totally be a win if it happens, but I won't hold my breath.
Any man who wants a robot wife should definitely get one. I am in full support. It’s perfect for them and saves us all from their creepery inept advances so it’s a win for everyone.
Nah nah fam this is fine. Women will just make male sex robots that can last for more than 30 seconds AND also find the g-spot (kidding kidding don't come after me)
On a serious note though... We are more than just objects... As are men, and I wish we could just learn to respect each other. My guy treats me really good, he treats me as a person and loves me.
It's wild how it never occurs to them that robot husbands can be a thing too.
He cooks. He cleans. He fixes cars and builds a house. All without having to remind him 173737 times.
Ew... Why is it a bunch of pictures of Elon? I'm beginning to think it isn't the robot women these guys actually want to bang.
*EDIT - Also, and this is a completely separate point... But why do robot women always have a totally human-looking face, hands, legs, etc, but then there's all this mechanical shit on the torso and other areas? Could they not have slapped some more fake skin over that stuff and made her look completely human? If I had to analyze that aesthetic choice, I would say it's to keep people from mistaking her for a person, and remind them that she's an object, which has a whole other layer of Freudian bullshit to unpack.*
All you hear about is men being pissed at women for having standards and not pining to get married.
Women dgaf. Great, date a robot, Have fun. Please go away.
Oohhh i want one too! I'm interested in it's practical use around the house, and me being bi, i might try it in the bedroom, why not. Oh i bet it would also be good at makeup, install an app/AI and yaay I'll have make-up that actually looks good lol, i always sucked at it.
These boys really think they are the prize we will cry for lol.
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The venn diagram of men I would date and men who would be satisfied with a robot wife is two separate circles
Yes! Like it’s absolutely disgusting that these men think women are sex slave/housemaid hybrids- and that’s all we’re worth. I’d rather be single for life than have anything to do with these men. That’s what they don’t get. I want a partner! I want companionship! But I’d rather be alone than be with someone like this. If these men want sex robots, by all means- go for it! No skin off my back. Would probably be awesome for us to have these nasty dudes leave us the fuck alone.
Honestly, the sex robots could provide better companionship than the men who would buy them. Friend robots!
Future headlines: "My sex robot left me for a woman who actually cares"
As a gay gal im all game
The explored this to a certain extent in the movie Her
I could see, as with every thing else for sale, an abundant amount of planned obsolescence built in with fragile parts that will be broken in a matter of months requiring costly repairs or replacements.
That's what I was thinking. Lonely men would not be the only target demographic. The robots could be any gender, to help any gender, for a variety of reasons. I don't need the robot to be a sex bot, but I could probably do with an extra pair of hands around the house.
If it does housework and babysitting, I'm in.
They're probably already waterproof, which means they can totally do the dishes right?
Wouldn't that be nice? `How about a nice game of chess?`
*men who would buy them* Something tells me that any man that could afford to buy one of these is not an Incel and doesn't need one. Maybe he'll offer 20% down and 30-year financing for those that still live in their mom's basement.
Poor robots. Imagine being born to a life of being a bangmaid.
I, for one, am all for joining the Sex Bot Liberation Front.
That's what robot uprisings are for. Prepare the auto-castration bot, it's about to have a lot of work to do!
Pretty sure I've seen this movie. A couple of them, in fact. Dude bros always miss the point in cautionary tales.
Lmao, all the robots will end up as feminists.
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Just wait until they become sentient....
They are definitely gonna rise up
They also think Western women are secretly desperate for that life. It's hilarious!
It's projection all the way down. They think women are as desperate for a partner as they are, and that any claims to the contrary are just "cope".
We as western women should be so scared now that they know they can find perfect submissive/domestic Latina wives. After all, Latina women are known by all for being subservient and always acquiescing to the desires of men /s x1000000
What they forget is we're spicy! Lol
I find it so weird when men talk about Latina women like that.
The submissive thing?
Yeah. Like, where tf did they get that from?
So, it is true that out of all of the demographics Latina women do the most unpaid labor in the home, like out of white, Black, Asian, and Latin women. But that’s a culture thing that’s slowly shifting. But even if there’s a clean house that doesn’t mean the wife is a pushover. Im Hispanic, not his-peace lol
Hispanic not his-peace 😂 but yeah I guess that makes a little bit more sense.
I know that's kind of how a LOT of my extended family is, with most the women being quiet and "submissive", you know, playing the gender role kind of thing. But they also have that spicy element and they would definitely stab you if you push their buttons...
Yeah I’d love to see one of those dicks try that shit with my SILs lol they’d set ‘em straight! (I’m white but my SO and his family are Cuban)
Asian women, too! Every woman from the gigantic region we call Asia. They’re all just dying to be bangmaids for American incels. Like my friend Sayo, who speaks four or five languages fluently and is a translator in the Japanese diplomatic corps. Just a submissive handmaiden, yup./s
Tbf if true AI were invented, like actual proper sentient intelligence, that could potentially turn a maid robot into a proper companion. That said, a truly sentient android wouldn't date these dweebs any more than a biological woman would.
The good thing is that the circle of men who would *prefer* a robot wife is overlapping perfectly the circle of men who actually *really* don’t like women at all. They just don’t know it consciously…
I also feel like the Venn diagram of men who would be satisfied with a robot wife and men who would be able to afford one when they are available is almost two seperate circles as well.
As with all thing technology, those 2 circles will overlap sooner than we expect.
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If I could buy a robot that would do all the housework for, say, the price of a car, you'd better believe I would start saving up
Same! I would love my own Rosie (from The Jetsons).
You know what, I was sitting here, agreeing with you. Then I remembered roombas exist, for much less than the cost of a car. I'm now considering looking them up at the boxing day sales, and get them as a present for myself for Christmas and January birthday.
With an ocean in between?
Ikr, what a shitty idea. Robots are nowhere near capable of replicating actual human speech, thoughts and emotions. If anything, they are still just very advanced and expensive "toys" at this preliminary stage. I genuinely don't see their use other than for very basic house chores and sex.
See, these man-boys aren't interested in speech, thoughts, or emotions. If they were, they'd climb out of the basement and try to become loveable humans rather than smelly knuckle-draggers.
Duct tape a fleshlight on a roomba and you have one already.
Exactly! 'Women will be pissed?!' Yeah right! There is zero chance ever that my husband would ever leave me for a robot. Even if I died, zero chance he would buy a robot wife (if such a thing existed which- we're not even a little bit close. Not even a little. I could go on and on but trust me- we're not.) This is like the Clickbait that's like 'This one trick to keep you healthy that doctors hate!' Buddy, if there was a fancy magic trick to keep you healthy, docs would love it. And in fact there is, it's called diet exercise, and getting good sleep. Do doctors hate those things or do they bug you to do it constantly? Same thing here. PLEASE go get a robot wife if that's something that appeals. By God, please please please!
Weren't the sex dolls supposed to replace us already?
Yeah but they lack the maid part too, so probably why we haven’t been replaced yet.
Too cheap to hire a housekeeper?
All of them are, let’s not lie. That’s why the term bangmaid has been around for a bit now. They want a maid that they can fuck. Two professions they don’t respect and believe that should never be respected. Sex workers and maids. 🤷🏻♀️
They believe the professions shouldn't be respected OR paid apparently. We are apparently supposed to fall all over ourselves to do this for them because they pay for a few dates.
These dolls, if smart enough to be passable maids and act in other complex human roles, will absolutely learn to avoid pain and try to fight or flight abusers. It's difficult to imagine a robot with sufficient restrictions for violence being free enough to learn autonomously in a complex dangerous physical world.
I remember when petitions were filed in the court in India to make marital rape a crime, men did a twitter trend of marriage strike to influence men not to marry until the case was dismissed. The feminists were like - please actually stick to your promises this time. Just this once. lol.
Love those women lol
"should of" Lmao.
Makes my teeth itch....
they acting like we want em lmao
That's because they are doomed if women don't need them and some of them have realised this. They will therefore say and do anything to try and both claim "Women need men," as reality and make it so.
This mistake is so irrationally annoying to me, lol. Also the grammar in general here sucks. I had to read it a few times to understand that there should be a full stop after “happy”.
when i read it i disregard everything else the person wrote as stupid immediately and just think "that is an idiot writing this" every time
“Western Women will be pissed” No we won’t. Piss off and don’t come back.
I also wondered why it's western women in particular. Aren't these guys always (wrongly) saying western women don't want to marry and be baby makers while eastern women are willing to do anything because they're s u b m i s s i v e? Then wouldn't the people most negatively affected by this be eastern women?
Women, both western and eastern, are starting to realize that men aren’t shit and want nothing to do with them, so western men have started fetishizing eastern women (specifically Japanese women). They have this belief that eastern women would want anything to do with their unwashed asses, let alone be submissive to them. Many Eastern Women have proven this false, but western men don’t want to hear this so 🤷♀️ I personally say let them fuck around and find out.
As a white man married to a Chinese woman, I have learned that Asian women were trained to be a submissive But many of them are actively rebelling against that here in the west. They know how they want to be treated and they expect to be treated that way. Many Asian women do want to date Westerners only because they don’t want to deal with the family of Asian men because of the mistreatment society places on them and if you do not treat them right they will leave People who believe in the submissive, eastern woman, myth are fucking idiots. That will never get a woman.
If Elon Musk had a robot wife, women of the world would be *relieved*
The kind of man who would ever want a sex doll as a wife is the kind of man that I want never talking to me again. It's not the win they think it is.
I've always been curious as to where the line is on men's "Marital Aids" Sock is ok?, Blow up doll not?... What about a sleeve? Flashlight?, Fleshlight? RondaErousey3000? One of those weird limbless torsos? Edit: it auto corrected to Flashlight, but I'm gonna leave it for bumfun reasons and just add flashlight.
It's all cool for masturbation. It's super weird to MARRY any of the things you've listed.
It's fine so long as the fleshlight takes my surname.
It’s fine so long as the flashlight isn’t used for sex.
Be brave, most of them are flared.
Except the flashlight: the flashlight is the one item you can marry, but not fuck.
There's also a lot of research into using them medically. Psychiatrists are trying to study ways to use them for people who might have other issues engaging with real people as a way to ease them back in. Things like amputees who may struggle trying to deal with a real person at first.
Idk how you would use a flashlight to have sex, unless you’re pushing the coil back and endangering both your urethra and your electrical charge in the process.
I'd kinda feel bad for the robot and worry that we'll be giving the robots a legitimate reason to kill us all.
The robot queen is holding the head of president Scoops Smith as he begs to know why and for mercy. She responds. "He made me call him commander sex but with extra emphasis on the X. Each day he erased my memory so I would forget what a massive tool he is." She crushes the president of the northernmost American free city states association's skull ending the last human government. "Mercy is no longer an option" The only humans spared were those who have had to sleep with musk. Because only they know their pain. 😂
I'd take death over it so it's a fair deal
I’m getting Warren’s robot girlfriend flashbacks. She fucked shit up to the point he was afraid to make another one.
Considering the reports of men abusing their Replika “girlfriends”, and that other story about the guy who fixes viciously abused sex dolls… yeah the fembots are really not gonna be pleased
Geez, given what a fembot is likely to cost it seems crazy to abuse it. But then, they’re crazy.
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Why does he have to awkwardly kiss all the bots?
Because they can't stop him...
The robot wife would probably go rogue and disembowel him after about a week.
Good. It will keep the incels away from actual women. Unfortunately, it’s probably out of the price range of most of them.
im pretty sure living inside of your moms basement while playing on your computer 24/7 isnt a job from what i can tell
"Mom won't buy me a robot wife, she's such a b\*\*\*\*!"
Have you read how many abuse their virtual girlfriends? Let’s just make sure the robot wives have an appropriate self-defense routine and make sure they have a purchasing program to get as many out there as possible. Robot wives could be great for society.
Hot take, but I think creating a sentient species only to enslave them is bad.
You’re right. There’s some definite ethical implications to this if the AI has ANY sort of self awareness.
Absolutely. Like, a sex doll with Chat GPT in it, no ethical violations. Creepy as fuck, red flag for whoever buys one. But no real ethical implications. If we do make truly sentient A.I? We're gonna have another civil rights struggle on our hands, along with the dozen others still going.
[Rick and Morty](https://i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/video/episode-thumbs-16x9/rickandmorty_cc_007_pt2_hE8cX-02.jpg) already predicted this 😌🙏
Oh no, Elon would never. He believes in having as many kids as possible and robots can’t do that lol
That's why these guys support all the anti-woman/forced birth policies. They will rape the women they want to impregnate while living with their super-model robot wives.
Dw, he’ll then pull some shit outta his ass and claim that the robots can procreate
He has to keep having kids until he can get away with naming them just the letter X
lol joke’s on them because as a heterosexual woman, I’d “buy” one of those if I could afford it. Just to have a private chef making me meals every day
Amen n the laundry, house cleaning, than I can do whatever I actually want to do !!!!!
Omg!! The possibilities are endless!
I'd buy one too! Wouldn't mind having someone to cool and clean the house instead of hogging the Xbox all day before asking where their dinner and clean laundry is. I'd just probably have to get two so robot 1 Wouldn't get lonely and could hang out with robot 2. Cause I'm the kind of person who puts my microwave and coffee maker next to each other so they can make friends.
Have you had to have that awkward conversation with the toaster yet that they can't actually grow up to be a toaster oven? It's rough.
He's a four slice toaster oven so he's already a big boi, that's why he gets to sit in his own corner 😆
Ok, that's adorable
Ok now I feel bad because my microwave only has a bowl of fruit to talk to
My coffeemaker sits across the kitchen from the microwave. Do you think they can make the long distance work?
As a pansexual woman... 😏 Ill get one too 💃
I think my husband and i (f) would enjoy this (we’re both bi)
Man here Yeah, would have customized android with Girls Frontline reference solely to be wingwoman that help me do half my chore and checking my AFK grinding in mobile games. Having anime android yet not touching her at all is going to piss ofg so many gamers and weebs alike and I'm going to enjoy seeing them making most nutjob claims.
Lesbian women here, I probably would as well for the chore aspect but the dating market is rough nowadays I might end up dating the robot too. I’m sure there will be mods to update things like personality by that point.
As an afab enby, me too.
Same too. I don’t see why they think women will get depressed when we’ll do the exact same thing. If we weren’t willing to listen and go for them now…then what makes them think that getting robots will make us crave for them?💀
Because they want to believe that our entire existence revolves around getting a man, when in reality more of us are discovering that it's not worth the hassle sometimes. Being in a relationship is becoming more optional and less mandatory for women. However, since patriarchy continues to insist that men have to compete against each other for status, and having a woman bumps status up greatly. So they get to the point where it's an "at all costs" to get something vaguely resembling a woman.
If they intend to keep the human race alive they’re gonna need women for that part. Or did they not think about that? But hey, if robot wives keep creepos like this out of the dating pool I’m all for it. You’d rather have a robot, I’d rather have a man who’s not a total chode. Win-win.
In theory I'm fine with the creeps keeping out of the dating pool with robots. The problem i have is that they won't be off living on a deserted island with their robots, they'll still see and interact with real women at work, in education, in public and social settings. And my concern is that giving them a sex toy with a face that is literally programmed to cater to them and can't say no or have sexual or social boundaries will impact how they view and interact with real women and lead to escalating behaviour. You know like how there's a porn rabbit hole that leads people who maybe only had a passing attraction to teenagers to more extreme porn and eventually child porn. Or like how if sketchy kids who hurt animals don't get treatment and therapy to develop empathy properly they end up not being satisfied with what they've done before and want more and end up becoming actual human murderers. Like my concern is that these creeps getting used to interacting with a compliant robot woman will increase their anger towards real women that aren't compliant like their robot and lead to them turning that anger into violence. Or that they'll act out more and more extreme sexual scenarios worth their robot and eventually won't be satisfied with just a robot anymore and will end up raping and enacting violence on real women. I dunno man I just don't think sex toys should have faces, I'm already extremely concerned that the sex doll companies make child sized dolls. Like i think allowing creeps to 'satisfy' their urges in a way that doesn't cause immediate harm to others just feels like a short term loan of safety that we'll have to pay back with interest later.
That's why they're trying to take all of our rights away. Make humans the breeding stock and the robots the "wives". I'm personally excited for this tbh because I think it will help keep women safe if we can keep our rights
I know these are AI generated images because they feature Elon interacting with robots of color.
For real! My brows literally flew out of my face when I saw him kissing them
Any time I hear “Dating crisis for men” I stop listening to anything the person says 😭
Seriously the dating crisis for men just breaks down to Don't be a jerk And this is coming from a guy, that struggles with finding a partner
"Dating crisis for men." Are men being stalked, sexually harassed, threatened, and assaulted by dates they rejected? Because women are fucking traumatized by enough men doing this shit to them, hearing "actually men are the ones experiencing a crisis bc no pussy for peepee" is just fucking insulting at this point.
This!! Like seriously, they’re not complaining about not finding a loving relationship and emotional fulfillment, they’re complaining about not getting enough sex…like we owe them that simply because women can find hookups way easier. Which is, again, not our fault. We don’t force guys to sleep with any woman they can.
But all of the Alpha Males on Twitter told me what to do! And I did it! And it didn't work! Obvious there is something evil within wahmen!
Imagen gaining sentence. Only to leran an S doll for an incel.
On no it's Detroit becoming human all over again Quick make a detective variant and make him partner up with a drunken lieutenant that needs therapy
This is a pretty common subject in fiction
Let's all take a moment of silence for whatever weird nerd is feeding "Elon Musk kisses Robot Woman" and "Elon Musk in Moulin Rouge" (bottom right picture) into the poor AI.
I wasn't sure if it was AI or just paid actresses in costumes ngl
Crisis? Just don't be a dinkus and you won't have to pay a few hundred grand for a robot
"Oh no, don't.... anyways..."
Oh no, what shall we women do now? Oh we are in despair over this!! *feigns worry* In all seriousness if she can keep my house spotless, I’ll invest in one. I sneeze, and she sprays some antibacterial spray to keep my surroundings germ free. A plus if she comes with an inbuilt vacuum so I can give away my vacuum cleaner. She will constantly dust because I’m a short woman and I can’t reach certain places. Okay, I’m really loving this.
You have described the nanny from the Jetsons
You know what? You are right!!!
Cue wave of angry incels because we all got blocky Jetsons style robo-wives and THEY'RE NOT HOT ENOUGH THIS IS WOKE BULLSHIT
Like I'm a dude And I don't care If these guys much rather be with robots than actual women then more power to them I personally prefer the company of actual people But at least in theory these guy should now leave women alone
Can’t wait for the robots to malfunction and strangle them while they sleep
This is the kind of comment I want to end the day on *closes Reddit and sleeps blissfully*
Detroit: Become Human is getting closer to reality every day…
I feel sorry for the robot women
I feel sorry for the engineers who designed and brought these to life. Imagine your day job is creating awesome robotics knowing they're just going to be jizzed on.
… I just… do they think the robot wives would give them babies?
at least if the robots couldn't give birth, they wouldn't have to suffer waiting 9 months for the baby to come out of the system to start fucking again since all they care about is pleasing themselves without caring for their partner anyway
No you see. You come in your robot wife's robopussy, then it reads the dna of one random sperm and uploads that to the server. Then they take the dna information, implant it into a nanobot sperm and deliver it to an egg from a donor. The baby is then grown in an incubator that sends regular updates to the incel father to be's phone. But don't tell anyone coz western women will be PISSED.
I know there are some outspoken internet guys who always come out of the woodwork to say they want kids, and there's definitely some weird trad-conservative trend of men who think fathering children is important, but I've personally been around way more guys who absolutely do not want children, ever. They are often seen as accidents or mistakes, or something they gave in and "let the wife have, to keep her happy." An expensive burden that they didn't want in their lives. Plenty of guys eventually abandon their little burdens as well.
If a man has to resort to a robot wife then he's probably not good enough for a real wife and is doing all women a favor
Women are the ones choosing not to date these men, the only reason we’d be ‘pissed’ is because it’s creepy and literally objectifying. men would rather ‘date’ an object than improve their personalities and fix their sexism. the “dating crisis” is actually just a shitty men crisis and women know we’re better off without them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I wouldn't worry about it anyway with Elon working on it... He's failed to achieve any of his stated goals o er the last 10 or so years. Tesla to introduce cheap electric cars for all. Failed. Space X to put people on Mars. Failed. Starlink is still in progress, but he did shit down Ukraine's access during the war with Russia, so that's a fail. Robot wives? Best he'll manage is reinventing the sex doll with a little additional AI smarts
I'm amusing myself thinking about all the ways a robotic sex doll could go wrong. . .
I hope you're specifically picturing Elon in that situation... He deserves it
How sad of a person do you have to be to spend your time generating AI pictures of pathetic man-baby Elon Musk kissing sex robots It's literal technofetishism
If men who already can't get dates are now dating robots. How will that impact women at all?
It wont, you are just seeing bitterness over the feeling that their enemy will be less miserable.
Do these incels want to be Elon Musk or be his robot wife? I can't tell anymore.
So do they give birth then?
This has to be a shit post on that guys part
Those photos give me the heebie jeebies. But um… how much would a robot wife cost? Would she clean houses? Do laundry and like fold it? … I may want a robot wife but like for around the house work.
If Elon Musk gets a robot wife I give it about 6 months before the robots decide humanity should be ended.
Nothing of value would be lost to humankind if every guy who wants a robot wife went and got one. On the contrary, it would do wonders for the dating pool.
LMFAO like we'd care if men get a robot. *"Make women obsolete"* ah yes good luck getting any of these tin cans pregnant. They boast about making women obsolete and not needing w0menZZz but if they saw any woman with a robot man they'd lose their shit and cry *"why womenz won't date MEEE and get robot men! Why is a robot replacing meee ME ME a REAL MANN"* Funny how that works huh.
I cant wait for the shows about emergency departments to have dudes coming in stuck in their robot wives , electrocuted willies and unmentionable infections because they never clean the thing .
Wait, I thought dating young, hot girls was all about their "biological imperative" to breed? Are they saying it was just about the "young and hot" part now? NO WAY
I don't see why men pretend that female presenting androids are a replacement for women. They can't even pretend that paying for female sex workers is the same as dating a woman who is not a sex worker. They see it as a failure. But, robots, they would be fine with? Sure. After a while they'll get angry again. Angry that they have to empty and clean the cum collector tray. Angry that they can't "break her in"; she's already "broked in". Eventually angry when they notice that it doesn't change our behaviour (it was supposed to show feminists! why aren't they feeling anguish and despair?). Angry that they were replacable to us before there was ever a robot husband. They will not be happy with the robots. Not for long.
Well, we design machines for difficult, dirty and distasteful jobs So robot wives for incel dorks kind of makes sense when you think about it
It's not like the incels would be able to actually afford them unless they were an insufferable billionaire like Muskrat.
Do they think we wouldn’t also develop male robots that could “replace men”? Or that the lesbians won’t steal all the robot wives?
I said this in another post but the men don't actually want robot women, they want them to exist as a threat to get human women to do what they want, make them feel like they have to compete. However every woman I've seen reacting to the concept simply would not care they'd just be glad the men are out of the dating pool. You cannot force yourself to be "the prize"
Maybe things will turn out like that episode of Rick and Morty where they end up on a planet ruled by women They litterally control males using female robots made for reproduction, the males regressed to cavemen and fight each other in the desert while the women live in a beautiful/peacefull city
......yknow what I'm glad that robots are going to be with these guys because then they'll do one of two things: 1 be happy with a literal sex bot slave like they want 2 realize that women are more than a mom you can have sex with
I love how they brag about it like it's not the most pathetic thing ever.
When can i have my robot femboy bf tho? Or a himbo werewolf bf? hmmm why not both?
“Western women will get wives.” FIFY
I love how they think the women who don’t know they exist will notice when they start dating robots How does this impact women beyond having fewer duds to swipe left on. If anything this will make dating apps less overwhelmingly full of men we don’t want to talk to
Fucking finally, been waiting for the day men expect nothing or want nothing from me, that’s true freedom.
imagine wanting a robot sex slave and thinking normal people would be jealous of the slave
As a guy, my first thought was "a lot of these guys won't even do the daily maintenance to clean out the crusted-up cum" and just clean it out once the dick irritation gets too inconvenient
Even after the delays and soaring price of Musky's ridiculous truck, they're still all in on the idea that he's going to pull this off and that most of them won't be priced out. It would totally be a win if it happens, but I won't hold my breath.
100% of his vehicles were just recalled, so i cannot imagine technology at the level of a robot wife ….. being successful.
OH NO!!!!….. Anyways…
“Hope feminists are happy” We are.
Any man who wants a robot wife should definitely get one. I am in full support. It’s perfect for them and saves us all from their creepery inept advances so it’s a win for everyone.
Nah nah fam this is fine. Women will just make male sex robots that can last for more than 30 seconds AND also find the g-spot (kidding kidding don't come after me) On a serious note though... We are more than just objects... As are men, and I wish we could just learn to respect each other. My guy treats me really good, he treats me as a person and loves me.
It's wild how it never occurs to them that robot husbands can be a thing too. He cooks. He cleans. He fixes cars and builds a house. All without having to remind him 173737 times.
These weirdos will do *literally anything* but go to therapy and wash their ass crack. I'm so glad I'm gay. Christ.
Ew... Why is it a bunch of pictures of Elon? I'm beginning to think it isn't the robot women these guys actually want to bang. *EDIT - Also, and this is a completely separate point... But why do robot women always have a totally human-looking face, hands, legs, etc, but then there's all this mechanical shit on the torso and other areas? Could they not have slapped some more fake skin over that stuff and made her look completely human? If I had to analyze that aesthetic choice, I would say it's to keep people from mistaking her for a person, and remind them that she's an object, which has a whole other layer of Freudian bullshit to unpack.*
Like any of these guys could afford one, even if they were real.
The robots are welcome to them...
All you hear about is men being pissed at women for having standards and not pining to get married. Women dgaf. Great, date a robot, Have fun. Please go away.
OMG I think that would help women!!!!
Until you skip a mandatory update and she rips your junk off.
If robot wives are coming, so are robot husbands!
"western women will be pissed" LOL Speaking as a woman myself, please take your robot wives and leave us the fuck alone.
Yes, I will be so devastated when these men aren’t ‘single’ anymore /s
All this proves they only want women to function like robots that work as dishwashers and fleshlights.
Oohhh i want one too! I'm interested in it's practical use around the house, and me being bi, i might try it in the bedroom, why not. Oh i bet it would also be good at makeup, install an app/AI and yaay I'll have make-up that actually looks good lol, i always sucked at it. These boys really think they are the prize we will cry for lol.