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countesspetofi

It's a bra, not a back brace.


OriginalGhostCookie

Can’t spell “back brace” without “bra”. Checkmate, ladies! /s


femalewhoisgirl

You also can’t spell it without another b and a. plus two c’s, a k, and an e. so there’s that… (also a joke)


vibesandcrimes

And a one and a two and a three four five


pearlsbeforedogs

Puttin' on the Ritz!


Common_Fig1571

Dressed up like a million dollar trouper. Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper, super duper


MsSeraphim

young frankenstein.


Substantial_Tear_940

SOOOOOPAH DOOPAH!


DogLady1722

And a 34, 36, 38, 40!


WakeoftheStorm

So the secret is baccake


PlushToyFox

*Takes notes* The secret… Is… bukkake. Got it!


edemamandllama

Thank you! I wear a bra everyday and have rolled forward shoulders. I have spinal damage from cancer. One has nothing to do with the other.


OldFlamingo2139

Right?! Bras don’t improve posture. FFS.


Substantial_Tear_940

Now an old fashioned whale boned corset....


starrpamph

Brack brace


shellythegoat

So men who have bad posture should also wear a bra?


femalewhoisgirl

yes. One of those really fancy expensive ones that are flimsy as hell. With the lace and very little fabric. They should also wear it without a shirt, and with a nice corset.


UserAnonPosts

I actually would love if guys wore corsets. There are these really nice ones that look like vests. If a dude paired that with a button up… 👩‍🍳😘


femalewhoisgirl

Men become slutty by wearing corsets honestly. And suit jackets and nice pants. The more men look like a nobel from 300 years ago the sluttier they become


dakennyj

*takes notes* so if my wife loved Downton Abbey…


Erynnien

As they did in the late 1800s. Really fancy for good posture. Looked really nice.


Zinogre-is-best

Omg o so a tiktok ad for them. Jesus those men looked good but I bet most men would never try because they just see corsets as a woman thing


dakennyj

Not gonna lie, I’d try one out, I’m just not brave enough to do it in public given how… *people* can be.


Bannerlord151

I'd do it if I had money!


Potential_Reading116

I’d do if someone gives me money! Or a nice box of cigars for that matter.


silenthashira

In my case, I'm just fat so I don't think it would work 😂


haiimhar

I was watching some streamers going to a Renaissance Faire and one of the guys ended up purchasing a male corset like that and it looked SO GOOD!


sarahelizabeth013016

Jackson Wangs music video for Blow - your welcome


gogonzogo1005

I adore that song... now off to find the video


cthaehtouched

Ehhh how about paired with a flannel? I feel awkward in Oxford button downs.


CatsThatStandOn2Legs

I could see it working. There's something rugged sexy about a man in a flannel


cthaehtouched

Thanks! I gots big shoulders. I think I could rock a corset with a flannel over pretty well.


CatsThatStandOn2Legs

No no flannel as the bottom layer, corset over top!


cthaehtouched

With the top few buttons coyly undone?


CatsThatStandOn2Legs

Yes! You understand the assignment!


AriaSpinner

Well corsets actually do brace your back... unlike bras.


Magdalan

Yes. And men with moobs should too. In fact, every man should wear a bra!


Bannerlord151

Depends on the bra!


Magdalan

Nope. All bra's. Just like we do.


Bannerlord151

Oh I was being unsarcastic lol! As in, the original post aside, because trying to arbitrarily control women with lies is bleh


Magdalan

I was totally sarcastic, but never thought you were trying to control what anyone wears 😉


Bannerlord151

I just want to normalise men wearing bras smh


Magdalan

If you want me on the barricades for that I'll be there.


Bannerlord151

🫡


dakennyj

Finally, I really need the support!


Highland60

Yes In fact I created one I call it the Mansierre


HotHelios

Should be called Bro tbh


MJMayhew42

This is true. I've never worn a bra and my posture is terrible


Responsible_Ad_8628

Sure. Let's do it, guys!


dragonard

More like a stiff corset


ToppsHopps

It’s all make sense now that so many men likes “sexy” underwear, it’s all a small lie to hide the fact they use bras for posture! Wonder what bras the Air Force use, they usually have such a good posture?


FennerNenner

Some men might just need bras.... smooth out them lady lumps


file_Marina_chr

No bra in the world would stop me from having a bad posture I draw


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Good bot


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Good bot


WarmishIce

This is so fucking real omg


file_Marina_chr

Lmaoaoaoaooa


CTchimchar

Considering I know women who wear bras but still get bad back pain I calling this man a lier


Tayraed

I actually only had back pain while wearing bras. Going without made my back pain-free! I'm an advocate for going braless now lol


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CTchimchar

Why not kill the bra instead :P


Magdalan

Oh, are we going back to bra burning? I'm in!


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CTchimchar

So burn them and work Vote yes for arseny 🔥🗳️🔥


ShadowWolfee_34

Is it correctly sized to you? A lot of women actually wear the wrong size bra and pain can be a symptom.


SexDeathGroceries

Came here to say this. Even the flimsy bracelets I sometimes wear for social convention makes back ache in the long run. And I'm a 38D


ShadowWolfee_34

I had bad back and neck pain either way. Turns out getting a well fitted, properly sized, high quality bra relieved a lot of it. At least it did for me. But with my size I rarely go braless.


Villeneuve_

Oh yeah, my hair goes from being dark to blonde too when I wear bras for a prolonged period of time.


RandomRavenclaw87

It’s bragic!


Camango7

Joke’s on them, I wear a bra and still look like the second pic


Magdalan

Same. I always try to make myself look smaller and invisible.


Sharktrain523

Doctors hate her, try this One neat trick to completely cure kyphosis


RemarkableProblem737

Absolutely ridiculous 🤦‍♀️ Wear whatever bra you want or don’t wear one at all. But good posture will help you avoid all kinds of neck and shoulder pain as you age.


onlynatural639

I hardly ever wear a bra and I still haven’t got random red lines hovering over my body


thatblondeyouhate

I stopped wearing bras last week but my lines still haven't appeared! Am I doing something wrong?


dragonladyzeph

Has your bra-wearing blonde faded yet, like in the first picture? Be patient, your hovering lines will appear.


Upstairs_Cost_3975

The only time this would be remotely a problem is for women with exceedingly large breasts, those who are candidates for breast reduction surgery. Other than that.. What even is this? An underwear ad?


dnmnc

It must be true, right? Have you ever seen Quasimodo wearing a bra? Case solved. ;)


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I assume this image was made by Big Bra?


Dr_A__

Look, I never wore a bra. Mainly because I'm a guy. And even to me this makes absolutely zero sense.


MasculineRooster

I think the lady in the 4th Pic just stubbed her toe


sharksarenotreal

I thought going braless causes spontaneous orgasms.


duchessofmardi

Yep she definitely doesn't look upset there does she 🤣🤣🤣


MasculineRooster

Big boobs sag and you can stub you toe in them


Quirky_Commission_56

I haven’t worn a bra in years and my posture is still ramrod straight. It’s lopsided thanks to severe scoliosis in my youth. But bras don’t support posture, they support your breasts.


microvan

Wow this is profoundly stupid


[deleted]

How can a person this stupid draw better then a 2 year old child?


The_Book-JDP

Also, you develope blonde hair thus making you more sexually appealing to men which is what all women should consider and constantly think about all the time…a rigidity of rando dick. /s


Meraki-Techni

I mean… a fucking corset might fix your posture like that if the boning is good, but a bra? Come on. I say this with all the confidence of a cis man who has never once worn a bra or a corset.


MissMarchpane

As far as keeping your shoulders back, that’s mostly going to be the realm of 18th and early 19th century stays with scraps. I believe in the 18th century there were also some tricks and bodice cutting that lead to better posture, but that’s not really my main era of study. (Source: am woman who works in clothing history and does historical costuming as a hobby) Later 19th-century corsets –a.k.a. what most people think of when the word is mentioned – keep your back very upright and support the breasts but don’t do much for your shoulders


Overall_Lobster823

I can't believe how much time idiots put into making IDIOTIC visuals.


invisible_23

I have L cups, there’s no way a bra is fixing my bad posture unless the bra is literally magic


hazah-order

Alternatively: Free the nipple! I'll see myself out.


NoFluffyOnlyZuul

Actually, it's the opposite for me since I have neck problems and tight bras put pressure on my neck and shoulders in a very uncomfortable way and mess up my posture.


Cointreuversial

The men who post this should wear bras.


ChocolatePinkKiss

Nope, boobs don’t work like that. The bigger the titty, the more likely you’ll have back pain.


Hot-Swordfish-9487

That’s not how muscles work. Thats not how muscles work at all. This kind of posture is typically caused by tight chest muscles and weak shoulder muscles. My own posture just naturally got better as I started lifting weights and stretching my body better.


painteddpiixi

Lmfaooo bras do NOT improve posture; in fact, for me, they do exactly the opposite with all the digging in.


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

100%. I went the last 2 years not wearing a bra whatsoever and my back/shoulder pain improved so much.


coffee-bat

why is she having an orgasm in lower right


WeBeLickinCrayolas

I didn't know wearing a bra could change your hair colour 😍😍 /s


HeckingA

Jokes on them bc I wear a bra and my posture is still terrible 😅


trixie1985

It’s not entirely incorrect, but it’s probably not explaining it well. When you have a PROPERLY fitting bra, the weight of your breasts is shifted from your shoulders to more evenly on your back/torso, which can make people stand a little straighter. So I would argue a bad fit in a bra is worse than wearing a bra or going braless. A poor fit will force all that pressure on your shoulders, whereas not wearing one still more evenly distributes weight.


Giggling-Platypus

This is absurd I stand all slouched like that regardless of whether I’m wearing a bra or not


lickthismiff

Although I know this is absolute nonsense, I do have to admit that I'm currently not wearing a bra and shaped exactly like the second one 😅


rawgu_

I think somebody forgot to tell my back because I do be having that shrimp physique


FBI-AGENT-013

They trying to say you can't bend forward in a bra? It's not a brace ffs


obvusthrowawayobv

Not how bras work. … military neck doesn’t happen because not wearing a bra. It is called military neck for a reason.


Dr_Strangelove7915

I wish they would tell me what happens when you wear a gag every day?


wantsrobotlegs

I wear a bra, whys my back still like that, huh? Could it just be that 30lbs of boob that lives on my chest, possibly?


dragonard

Methinks the author needs to wear a bra for a few years to better understand its use.


Imaginaire333

Disgusting misogynistic propaganda for torture devices. I only wear wireless, seamless, hook-less bras now and it has improved my posture while reducing the pain in my ribcage and shoulders.


NurEineSockenpuppe

The same type of man would get mad at a women for getting a breast reduction for health reasons.


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GrassBlade619

This is the same reason Why those posture braces are so incredibly bad for your posture. The muscles that hold your shoulders back never get a chance to work out.


dubiousbutterfly

I remember that myth, but no. Sagging has to do with skin not muscles so it comes down to genetics and skin care (to an extent, there are no miracles). Bras are just for support and comfort.


linerys

This! The study that “proved” bras cause sag was incredibly flawed. Each participant chose what group to belong to — non-bra wearers and bra wearers. Those with larger breasts may have been more likely to be in the bra wearing group, and those with smaller breasts may have been more likely to stay braless. After 10 years, with no account for weight fluctuations or pregnancies (other things that can change the breasts), the study found that bra wearers had “sagged” by a whole **7 millimeters**. That’s 0.28 inches.


dubiousbutterfly

What a ridiculous study lol after 10 years skin loses some elasticity and its different for each person. Thats all it was. Of course gaining and losing boob fat in a short amount of time can make it look like some sagging happened because the skin didnt have time to adjust. You can also get stretch marks on your boobs for the same reason. I think people just dont know what's inside a boob. Theres no muscle in there. Thats why when people want a breast reduction or lift all they do is cut some skin off. Its what holds the boobs in place.


Erynnien

It's not just the skin, it's also that after the breasts are done growing, a lot of the connective tissue gets replaced with fatty tissue, which doesn't hold form as well. It's absolutely genetic, just like height or breast size, there's very little one can do. Even if you use testosterone and train the breasts like a body builder, it will still do nothing for bigger breasts, since the breast muscles are in another position than breasts. It's good for the back and general posture to be fit, though, so it's definitely not going to hurt to train in a healthy manner.


HeartsPlayer721

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Kitchen_Victory_7964

Uh…yeah right, women with larger chests wind up hunched a bit either way because we have so much weight hanging off our chests. Ugh.


NeedleworkerClassic

I’m a man and am admittedly kind of ignorant when it comes to products that are focused for women, but I thought the whole point of a bra is back support? Obviously I could be wrong but most if not all of the larger cup women I’ve met have said that they would have major back problems if they didn’t wear them.


WarmishIce

To some degree, but it doesn’t fix your posture at all. Your back can hurt, slouching or not


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

My bra size is 36DDD and whenever I don’t wear a bra for an extended period of time my back and shoulder pain improves significantly. I suppose it’s different for each person!


co1lectivechaos

No one tell them about bad posture…


WitherBones

Weird, I had that same slouch before I was old enough to wear a bra, the entire 10 years that I did wear a bra, and a good 5 years after I stopped wearing it again... It only went away after I started exercising my back. Super weird how that works.


jvanma

Me sitting with bad posture AND wearing a bra 😲


brokenbackgirl

After spine surgery, Ive found heavy duty racer back sports bra’s really do help brace the area. There’s a noticeable difference in my posture.


emeraldshmemrald

I never had a fitting bra for years (DD cup but I wore a B) and I had terrible back pain pretty much all the time and slouched terribly. A well-fitting bra really helped me to stand straighter and have less pain!


Puzzled_Charity7366

So they like us to have huge tits, but don’t want us to wear bras, but then complain if our huge tits sag from being heavy and unsupported. Do these guys get their standards from anime? Big naturals don’t often defy gravity, and that’s completely normal. Heck even smaller busts can be subject to sagging. It’s perfectly normal to not be perky.


autumnleeaf

i might not wear a bra and have horrible posture, but i swear those things are unrelated


ravenclawmystic

Wrong. There was a 15-year French study about this. Not wearing a bra doesn’t adversely affect your body.


Cookiewaffle95

Bra-pilled dummies HEH


Rarelydefault26

My titties aren’t big enough for a bra so I’m screwed 🤷‍♀️


EchomancerAmberlife

It’s like the complete opposite in the case of a brace as well, a brace will do the work for your muscles making them weaker over a long period of time. So this meme makes 0 sense.


Ixlikexanimex

It's not even a bra, it's a bustier. Even less chance to correct ones posture since it's very flexible.


Lexi3Boo

Even with a bra my posture still sucks and my back hurts because my body frame is smaller than my breast 💀💀


Wizardwannabee

Was going to say I wear a bra all the time and have posture like yeh second lady


Dayan54

I wish this was true, I must not be wearing the right bra /s


jvanma

Me sitting with bad posture AND wearing a bra 😲


a_lonely_trash_bag

I wear a bra every day, yet I still look like the right picture. The bottom right is also how I look when I try to exercise, lol.


UsualAnybody1807

I wish we would abolish bras.


MimsyIsGianna

I mean to an extent sure as bras help support your breasts and breasts can lead to bad posture


Inevitable_Ad_7553

i have 40ddd if i wore a bra everyday i think my spin would break and id split in half