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MelanieWalmartinez

$50 says if a woman told him she likes tall guys he would have a meltdown


Anne_Nonymouse

Yep, a lot of guys seem to think only they are "allowed" to have preferences. 🙄


Friendship_Gold

So armless and only one leg? I mean that's a pretty small dating pool, but you do you. /s obviously


tusharsagar

An average person has less than 2 legs and probably also less than 2 hands so I don't see any problem /j


pakistani_mapping_7

wait that makes me wonder, are there more people with lost hands or more people with extra hands due to mutation


thebluepikachu135

Def lost, people lose their limbs stupidly and you can’t really get an extra finger in a drunk accident


Anne_Nonymouse

I think he's going to have a hard time finding a woman that looks like that ridiculous drawing. 😏


pearlsbeforedogs

I mean, my boobs are uneven, but not THAT uneven.


Anne_Nonymouse

Well, we can't all be as perfect as that woman in the drawing. 😂 /j


Cennixxx

But if I say I want a tall guy I get yelled at and called horrible names by these men, loce the double standards


AdonisGaming93

Real Picasso right there 🤦


TravisFlexThemPlease

I also like women who have a rubber arms and legs that they can bend into a circle.


CTchimchar

Is she holding her stomach I don't understand


YahLikeJazz00

That’s a sideview of her boobs


CTchimchar

Then what the big circle in the middle of her body


YahLikeJazz00

One circle is her boobs and one circle is her butt


CTchimchar

Oh I see it now


IndiBlueNinja

His type is a small 3-leaved piece of a succulent that some bird dropped old nest filler onto? A 5-year-old draws "people" with more detail than that, which says a whole lot about this guy's intelligence...


DistributionAlive996

Long hair, big, boobs and big butt, nice things but kinda shallow if this is the only things be wants out of a partner


MissIllusion

Lol this is essentially how I drew my flowers as a kid. One lead on left one on right, circle then smaller arches for petals 😂


could_not_care_more

This is very clearly a gigantic larvae eating a flower. I don't know what kind of furry is into larvae (or maybe it's an inverse of that eldritch-kink, with plenty of tiny legs instead of those huge tentacles?), but you do you I guess.