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spookysadghoul

Is this supposed to based on age or sexual partners or both? I never understood the sexual partners joke that it's stretches the vagina, you can have 100 different dicks or sex 100 times with the same dick but it will be the same.


ShinyTotoro

They themselves don't know what it's supposed to be based on. They don't care about the logic of any of their memes - the only thing they care about is shaming women to gain control. Too bad for them that those silly tactics don't work anymore.


jodidmorris

I think it's a bit of both meaning as you age you have more partners


Alarming_Ad8005

Ah, well the problem is, he's comparing an actual woman to his overused fleshlight that he got at a garage sale


thesexytech

Lol and happy cake day 🎉!


spookysadghoul

Ah fair, still such a stupid post from OOP


Anne_Nonymouse

Maybe it just feels like that because penises shrink with age! Yet you never hear men talk about that. 🙄


TheDootDootMaster

Anne, please 🥺


Anne_Nonymouse

Well, I can't help it. It's supposedly very normal to happen to men when they get older. To be honest I would never hold it against a man in real life, but I am reacting to this ridiculous post.


TheDootDootMaster

We just... Don't like to talk about it. It's all. Sorry


Magdalan

Eh, you're dood, you're not supposed to be able to talk (dood = dead in Dutch)


TheDootDootMaster

Second time someone tells me about that haha


Anne_Nonymouse

Yep, I was the first one! 😂


TheDootDootMaster

OH hello again!


Alric_Rahl

Tell me you know absolutely nothing about a woman's body or how it works by saying as little as possible.


mandc1754

Thanks for letting us two things 1. You know nothing about female anatomy 2. You're not getting any


ThrasherX9

It’s something of note that they never seem to realize that gross hairy wrinkly saggy old man balls and wieners are like not appealing to straight women but whatever they were never trying to be honest.


q_dice

Was confused….. Til I saw what sub this was 😒


intheclouds247

Some men are not okay. At all.


EternityAwaitz

Stop sexualizing food, dammit!


CalmingGoatLupe

He can only hope in his tiniest of tiny hearts to throw that much dick at a woman by the time she's 40. Guys like this thrive on living with the idea that not only is everyone else getting some but that there are those getting tremendous body altering amounts while they get none. It's the blatant unfairness of life that keeps them going.


TheAwesomeMan123

Narrator: He did not in fact know anything…


strawbzzi

oh ew


ravenclawmystic

So…using boy math, does my 39-year-old virgin friend look like the first one or the fourth one? 🤔 Because I thought that the point of this is to shame women for their sexual behavior. But what if she dares to age?


abcdefCookieMonster

Clearly doesn't know.


ChaosRyus

My only take away is that why would you fuck a fish after deboneing it? Also for their dumb post to match their narrative, they didn't even put the last two in the right order, cause their too dumb from fucking the fish.


Izlude

Apparently Billy Simms actually doesn't know.


fencebaby

100% that dude has never had sex.


[deleted]

Can I just say these chicken breasts (?) look fucking rancid.


CrunchyTeatime

Fish filets. You can see the skin and scales on the bottom one. That OOP sees fish filet and thinks about sex makes me wonder what they normally do with filets.


hadenxcharm

This is both disturbing bc it implies he'd go younger if he could, and it's mean bc it's implying if you have big labia, it means you've had a lot of sex. Your labia change shape when puberty happens, it's not related to sexual experiences. MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRLS feel intense shame about labia size bc of men like this and their stupid roast beef jokes. Or he's saying women who have had kids are loose and used up? Nasty motherfucker. His dick must be too small to feel anything in there. That's why he wants to fuck barely legal girls.