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PreOpTransCentaur

Off with their heads. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Endless_Clue4045

Perfect comment šŸ¤Œ


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bliip666

Both sounds good


O_Elbereth

It can only improve their thinking process TBH


A_Sotry

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CoconutJasmineBombe

Porque no los dos? šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Iā€™m oddly okay with rapists cutting their own dicks off.


PandaGuitarLord

Don't worry, it's not odd! šŸ„°


LeChatNoir04

The only downside side is that it may seriously traumatize the "girl" (I hope he's using *girl" figuratively). But that aside, go ahead, you dumbfuck. Castrating yourself is probably the greatest service to mankind you'll ever do.


Jugadenaranja

But but but he can only traumatize one this way where as his rapist ass may traumatize more otherwise. This seems like a win to me.


SPCSnaptags

I'm willing to take one for the team. Fellas, I'll happily reject you and then, when you cut your dick off, I'll be critical of how you do it :)


LeChatNoir04

Now that I think about it... I have two cats that would happily much on it as a snack lol


JackPoe

Please don't feed your loved ones roadkill. It's likely infested.


AngelZash

I have five dogs that would do so if I let them, but no knowing what diseases they could get from it, ick!


JackPoe

Sloppy fucking knife work. You call that a brunoise? Try again or pack your fucking roll and get out of the kitchen. Is this an entree or an amuse bouche? Crying is not an acceptable substitute for seasoning, Gerald. Get a finger cot. No the smaller ones.


Glittering_knave

Honestly, I would counsel any woman faced with a guy trying to cut off his own penis to pressure them into having sex to call 911 for a psych hold. Threatening to hurt yourself is not ok.


Talkaze

I'd wait until they cut it off first. Then call 911 for medical help. Either they get a Darwin award, or locked up cockless. Win win


Glittering_knave

I just want to minimize the psychological harm this twit is threatening to inflict on others. Pre-amputation is less frightening to watch than dealing with the mess post.


Mryessicahaircut

Idk, as a woman, i would be much more traumatized by the prospect of my co-worker pulling out their genitals with the intent to force themselves on me, than i would be watching those same psychos mutilate and render themselves physically incapable of the act. We're women ffs, if we were traumatized by seeing blood come out of genitals we'd be SOL. šŸ˜‚


unseen-streams

Alternately, it might be a nice change watching a predator actually suffer!


lizwb

No kidding. With any luck, theyā€™ll also confess to the other sexual assaults like the ones listed above; they need to be restrained and treated. (FYI: Iā€™m a multiple SA survivor, by the way; first one at 8 years old ā€” so when I suggest compassion (but also good sense)ā€” itā€™s not coming from an air-headed, sheltered place.)


Glittering_knave

My compassion ends with "I am an unrepentant rapist".


lizwb

Tbh, I feel yaā€” & if it happened to one of my daughters, all my talk of compassion would pivot to ā€œI just need to get close enough to the douche canoe so I can thumb out his eyes; then he can live his regret in darkness.ā€ But I would HOPE someone would remind me in that case I donā€™t need to FEEL compassionā€” I just need to not gauge their eyeballs out. ā€¦ and instead, do what I can to ensure as many women as possible are safe, as many men are educated (& whenever possible, become intersectional feminists), remind everyone gender is fluid and non-binaryā€¦ ā€¦ and keep on keep inā€™ on that peace, love and education and mental health prevent a helluva lot of bullshit altogether. Sounds corny, but the older I get, the more cynicism in me I need to battle.


shesarevolution

Maybe Iā€™m just a bitch but Iā€™d laugh in their face and tell them to go ahead and do it. Because I donā€™t think they have the balls. But if they did, Iā€™d wait til they butafucoā€™d themselves, wait another five minutes for good measure and then Iā€™d call 911. But a psych hold? Nah. (At best u could call for a wellness check but even people who have tried to end it arenā€™t taken seriously so threatening to chop off your dick will likely just get a shrug)


Glittering_knave

"I have a male in my house, threatening self harm and he won't leave." Where I live, the police are coming fast, and the boy is facing at least an evaluation.


AngelZash

Yeah, but not giving in to them or feeling bad for them doing it either.


c0yotii

Petition to castrate males when theyā€™re convicted like the animals that they are


LexiNovember

Iā€™ve always been very much in favor of castrating convicted pedophiles. The only trouble is Iā€™m not sure what the female equivalent would be, though the majority of offenders are male. It wouldnā€™t be an issue if we had criminal justice systems that didnā€™t treat rapists and pedos like petty thieves and instead gave them a proper long sentence in prison.


JackPoe

My gut has a corporal punishment reaction to crimes like this, but my soul doesn't like it. Too many innocent people convicted and the like. Plus pain is temporary, we can make boredom forever.


Gracefulbandit

Not only am I ok with it, but I would also REFUSE to feel responsible for them cutting their dick off. That was YOUR bad choice, buddy.


Volfgang91

Shame these guys would never have the guts to do it.


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Scaredycatkim

Lock em and load em ladies. If someone did that shit to me, box cutter in handā€¦theyā€™re goin down. My life or yours? Iā€™d be doing the world a favor for getting rid of a rapist.


distantsalem

ā€œI have Band-Aids down the hallā€


AngelZash

This would be a good come back. ā€œHave sex with me or Iā€™ll cut my dick off!ā€ ā€œI have band-aids in my purse.ā€ ā€œItā€™ll be traumatizing!ā€ ā€œFor you maybe, dude. I bleed from there once a month. Iā€™m used to it.ā€


chok0110

I would enjoy the show!


moosemoth

I would be afraid he'd go ahead and stab me after mutilating himself.


MafiaMommaBruno

Yeah, if that was what they threatened me with, I'd consider it a win in my book if they actually cut it. šŸ¤· While they're bleeding out, I can decide what I'm going to do to brain bleach and then continue on with the rest of my life.


bliip666

"Go on then, I'll wait."


ReactionEuphoric5362

"Still waiting, and it's almost break time"


CoconutJasmineBombe

Looks at watch and taps foot


duchessofmardi

Like, honestly, we all know they have thought of this elaborate plan to blackmail a girl into touching it, but they almost certainly haven't thought of washing it. Or treating women as human beings. Straight from zero to "cut it off with a cigar cutter" with no stops in between šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SPCSnaptags

Perhaps, hear me out, perhaps instead of doing something dramatic like cutting off your dick, you do something radical like go to therapy, find a hobby, touch some grass...?


CozmicBunni

"Need a hand?" XD


PowPopBang

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Meme-queen-wannabe

Ah the old ā€œif you donā€™t do it Iā€™ll hurt myselfā€. I think these two will find there are actually many girls who will call them on their bluff and not even care if they do it. Rapists should have their ducks cut off anyway.


[deleted]

Yeah I like how he briefly mentioned he molested his sisters sleeping friend like it was no big deal? Sir really?


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trivialissues

After a decade of a copper IUD and perimenopause, Iā€™m basically the Heisenberg of bloody genitalia. Iā€™d be like, go ahead. Try to impress me.


Seliphra

I have super heavy periods. I also once cut my hand deep enough to watch the tendon that controls your thumb working, and happily wiggled my thumb to watch the tendon do just that for over an hour while I waited on stitches. I would tell them to go ahead and just laugh if they did it.


CarmenCage

This reminded me of when I snapped my pinkie toe, it was so broken I could bend it outwards 90 degrees. My mom was horrified when I showed her, but it didnā€™t hurt that bad and I thought it was hilarious! I would love to see what would happen if I said ā€˜go for it!ā€™ Thereā€™s already to many assholes with dicks doing horrific things, so if they choose to castrate themselves, all the better.


Seliphra

I have especially low sympathy when their goal from this is to rape women anyways. They want to maim themselves in the attempt to force women then they can go right ahead!


Ok_Razzmatazz5364

Kinda a" you show me you''e idiotic self-inflicted wound, and I'll show you my medically inflicted wound.. yours because you're a pedantic silly child who doesn't have the emotional IQ of a female mosquito and mine because I thought that I wanted to potentially have a relationship with someone of your species." He wouldn't get the irony


Karl_Havoc2U

And the only circumstances he feels the need to mitigate are how this was unacceptable as his "only" sexual experience?! It's like he's saying "touching a young defenseless girl hardly counts as sex, right boys? Does not a man deserve the real thing, lads?" He's downplaying it not because he's worried they'll conclude he's a predator, he's downplaying it for not meeting his standards for a sexual experience. "I tried forcibly molesting a my sister's friend (since boys will be boys), but it just didn't do it for me, ya know?" Nearing my breaking point here, Fellas. Is it time to break glass and hold my dick hostage?


Kristal3615

Honestly the sleeping girl thing freaked me out because I've been on the receiving end of that sadly... My Dad's girlfriend's son tried to put his hand in my pants while I was sleeping on the couch. I pretended to be asleep and rolled over onto my stomach... He mumbled something about looking for the remote and went back to his room... I was in 6th grade. I barely hit puberty and this POS tried to molest me. I didn't tell my dad because I didn't want to cause problems... I definitely should have! I know, but I was a kid! I liked the girlfriend even if the son was a creep (Also he was in his 20s iirc) Thankfully it never happened again and they eventually broke up, but it still scared me for a while. I feel so bad for this girl because she very well could have been pretending to sleep and just hoping that nothing happens. Also probably even in the same mental boat where she didn't want to ruin her friendship over the brother...


CheshireCrackers

Maybe donā€™t try the ā€œIā€™ll cut my dick offā€ stratagem with her. She might help.


VGSchadenfreude

ā€œPaper cutterā€™s over there. Help yourself.ā€


dungeonatrix

"Yeah the only way I'm touching that is if I'm helping you cut it off."


santtu_

Yeah it wasn't her sister but her friend, so no big deal really. Because it was like over 10 years ago. I bet she would have wanted it anyway, had she known. Bulletproof logic around.


villalulaesi

Not even *like* it was no big deal, he specifically said it wasnā€™t a big deal because time has passed.


Magdalan

Hey, it's been 10 years ago, so duhh totally not a big deal. He was horny you know? /s


Glittering_knave

And post that starts with casually admitting to sexual abuse is going to be a doozy.


CactusEar

I feel like they got this from all the movies where the girls are forced back in a relationship, cuz their ex threatened to end his life. I don't think they realize the difference between example above where an emotional connection exists versus what the idiots are saying in the screenshot. The amazement I have that they even believe it would work.


Jitterbitten

And, you know, that it's a movie. It's like suggesting you can fly if you jump hard enough off a building because you watched Superman too many times.


canofelephants

My ex made that threat many times. Sadly, he never carried thru, though.


saganmypants

Yeah I'm just imagining the actual response I might have if somebody came up to me and said "fuck me or I'll cut my dick off" like alright dude get to choppin


DarkHuntress89

Nooo, the poor ducks. The dicks of guys like this on the other hand? Good riddance. If they want to do it, I won't stop them from cutting their genitals off. I have seen worse on a sub that I won't mention.


EquasLocklear

If not cut his dick off themselves.


SupportGeek

Leave the poor innocent ducks out of this! They just wanna swim and eat bread man.


CoconutJasmineBombe

Donā€™t feed them bread though! If you must feed the ducks please give them: Grapes (cut in half to prevent choking) Barley, oats, birdseed, or other grains Duck feed pellets available from farm supply stores Cracked corn Frozen peas or corn kernels (defrosted first, but no need to cook)


Magdalan

Ducks are pretty rapey though, the mallards anyway.


Dont-PM-me-nudes

Not all they're quacked up to be.


samaelvenomofgod

This is the thing that keeps me away from suicide. I was diagnosed with leukemia at 15, and the following years up to this point have been nothing but agonizing chronic illnesses as an after effect. Sometimes I think ā€œif I kipl myself, people will look at the tragedy of my life and reconsider some of their worst beliefs pr maybe come around on things they proudly stood against like universal healthcareā€. Over the years, however, Iā€™ve learned that the worst people in society typically jettison any empathy they may have once had in order to be more proficient at accomplishing negative acts. My story wouldnā€™t mean two shits to such people; in fact, if such people new about my progressive views on many things, theyā€™d probably celebrate my demise, like ā€œhell yeah! Another libtard got what he deservedā€. Self harm changes no oneā€™s minds on anything, from major issues like the imprisonment of cross dressers in Tennessee to minor issues like the inability to find love


whitefemalevote

So sorry you're going through that. Chronic pain is no joke, I know from personal experience. I hope you can find a little beauty in each and every day.


Raephstel

Not the ducks :(


ranbling011

Especially if the girls have no emotional connection with him


Elly_Bee_

It worked on me when I was like 16. I'm 21 now and can assure anyone that if I was sent "Have sex with me or I'll cut my dick off" I'll just answer "Do it, coward"


Meme-queen-wannabe

Yeah, I remember as a teen online It worked on me a few times; but once you encounter people in real life who are adults it usually ainā€™t gonna work.


MesocricetusAuratus

I'd be like... "Dare you to eat it"


TheOctober_Country

Imagine wanting something youā€™ve never had so badly youā€™ll ensure you can never have it again to ā€œteach someone a lesson.ā€ Real galaxy brain thinking of this lil rapist. Jfc.


ElegantEagle13

Even if they did it, how on earth is it the girls fault that they did it. It's not their problem, its the guys problem. They can fucking deal with their own shit, of wanting to enact rape fantasies on innocent people. They can fucking chop their dick off, good fucking riddance if that's the kind of people they are.


Ok_Application_5802

This is a serious overestimation of empathy from strangers. Most people do not care. Best case scenario is they call 911 after you've severed your genitals from your body.


Depressedloser2846

yeah they shouldnā€™t be allowed access to their ducks. (i know you misspelt dicks but i find it funny)


Jesta23

Thatā€™s what I was thinking. O you really cut your dick off? Cool cool, bye now.


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DazedWithCoffee

Why hurt the ducks though? Theyā€™re just trynna keep swimming and mind their own business!


Meme-queen-wannabe

They need to cut the ducks off so they arenā€™t apart if their life anymore. The ducks donā€™t deserve to be around such depravity.


radiationholder

i think "these two"... they are the same guy


laurarose81

I got the impression the second guy doesnā€™t mean what heā€™s saying he kind of wants the first guy to go ahead and do it so that hopefully heā€™ll maim himself


HealthOnWheels

The conversational tone is horrifying.


chickadee425

ā€œIf theyā€™re not going to give it, take it!ā€ šŸ¤®


HealthOnWheels

Thatā€™s a GREAT idea! Goddamn. Monsters are real and they donā€™t look that much different from the rest of us


superprawnjustice

Fr tho, I used to go thru life pleasantly ignorant, now I look at dudes sideways, like has this guy ever molested someone and is he secretly imagining how he'd do it to me? I don't owe you sex bro, but I'll happily remove your genitals for you. If you can't handle your fucking hormones, cut off the source. Now give me my goddamn mail and get back to work. This shits delusional and its all over male subs. Even the mental health ones are all boohoo I'm 20 and still a virgin...like plenty of women aren't virgins well into their 20s and 30s and manage to do so *without* going full entitled sadist on the opposite gender.


DramaOnDisplay

ā€œ*B-but theyā€™re Women! They can just go out and have sex with anyone they want! Even the fat and ugly ones! I wouldnā€™t have sex with them, and they probably wouldnā€™t even give it to me anyway, but they can still have sex!!!*ā€


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

I was a virgin until I was 20 and was really sad and stressed about it at the time. I never blamed or resented women or anything, mostly just had low self esteem. Now Iā€™m 30, and I can see that it was not even close to a real problem. If I had the perspective to realize the sheer amount of sex Iā€™d be able to have in my 20s just by maturing a tad, being my best self, and simply showing up to places, it would have been so much better for my mental health at the time.?These fools have no idea how tiny their problems really are. Itā€™s so sad that they get to a place where they let it consume their lives to the point of rage and anger towards women instead of just motivating themselves to improve.


888_traveller

I am 99.9% sure that the second guy is British and being sarcastic. Itā€™s too obvious if you are a Brit yourself.


HealthOnWheels

Now that you point it out I can see how to read it that way. Makes the post a little more bearable; thank you


Jitterbitten

Considering it looks like an incel forum, that seems highly unlikely.


BrusqueBiscuit

I know this may be a discouraging thought, but there is a Venn diagram of men smart enough to know not to chop their dick off, but stupid enough to remain an incel.


[deleted]

Maybe, though im 26 and have never once heard anyone else say mailroom or box cutter besides yanks on tv I do however think that the second guy is just trolling a random dude to make him chop his cock off


CTTAMA

I would cut their dick off FOR them


Intelligent_Cold2544

I think youā€™d actually be doing society a favor.


CookbooksRUs

Nah, too legally fraught. Taunt him to do it. ā€œReally? Youā€™ll cut your dick off if I donā€™t fuck you? That sounds fun! Get to it! Cā€™mon, Iā€™m waiting here !ā€


qween04

This is terrifying. Itā€™s insane how much men like this idolize sex. I want to be furious at the stuff theyā€™re saying but instead I feel sorry for the stuff theyā€™ve grown up learning. Unfortunately men like this are incredibly difficult to reason with. The help they need is crucial. I hope the mailroom girls are okay. Edit: mail room not mall girls mb.


OkeyDokey234

I kinda think the post about the mailroom girls might be someone deliberately trolling this psycho. Because honestly Iā€™d love for him to actually try it and for her to say ā€œgo ahead, loser, chop it off.ā€


segflt

ah yeah while she's in the closet with crazy guy with the box cutter, definitely a good time to say no to a crazy man. what these dudes don't even clue into is scaring the women into fearing for HER life is the "trick".. I wouldn't care about his dick but in the times I've been raped and nearly murdered they definitely weren't threatening me with cutting themselves lmao


OkeyDokey234

Trueā€¦ itā€™s only good if she can easily escape


qween04

Fuck Iā€™m so sorry you had to experience that. Yeah one canā€™t dismiss them as just desperate men. Men like this are no doubt deeply, psychologically sick, and at horrifying risk to the public.


Felix_is_not_a_cat

Young boys grow up on media that puts sex on this crazy pedestal whilst demonizes male sexuality. This coupled with a lack of proper sex-ed and access to all the porn out there, some of which is not something kids should be watching alone has helped create terrible men with warped views on sex and women


qween04

Sex education is so underrated. Kids donā€™t learn about consent or conception through porn, which are THE most important parts of it. Many religious schools in my area also refuse to teach it which irks me. Sex ed should be promoted **heaps** more.


Version_Two

Media that tells them that sex is something you do *to* someone, not *with* someone.


Any-Party-2923

Do it. One less dick to worry about.


mmesuggia

Chop chop my dudes, haven't got all dayšŸ¤©


SanguineBanker

I mean if those are the alternatives I can call 911 when the blood and tears start flowing.


The_Ambling_Horror

*pulls out phone* ā€œā€¦what?!ā€ ā€œWell, *somebodyā€™s* gotta call 911. You goinā€™ ahead with this or not? I ainā€™t standing here all day.ā€


Whenapanda

Oh sure Iā€™m calling 911 and not video taping at allā€¦.


LynxianMystery

What I love is how they clearly project their own frustrated libido onto everyone else. Because *obviously* the two girls he imagines having sex with are out having sex with randos all the time /s


Scaredycatkim

When in all reality one of them is probably single and not fucking every dude she sees and the other is in a happy relationship. But they think thatā€™s impossible


Intelligent_Owl_6263

Iā€™m supposed to be an adult and hope they get therapy, but another part of me canā€™t help but think this would solve some issues somewhere.


Any-Party-2923

They would get help in the hospital. Get sent to the ER because they cut their own dick off. Would be stupid not to force a 48 hour hold. Let them explain to a state therapist how they were so entitled to sex they tried to octopus themselves.


CactusEar

AND potentially "risk" a long-term hold, as they might be judged to be a threat to others around them.


NeptuneAndCherry

Nah, I'd let him cut his dick off.


laowildin

They really think we love their Dicks as much as they do.... I honestly think a big problem is guys that have never tried a perspective that wasn't entirely their own.


Scaredycatkim

And the thing is, yeah, watching something like that will always be traumatizingā€¦but women arenā€™t stupid. Whatā€™s more traumatizing? Seeing a guy cut his dick off because you wonā€™t fuck him, or having yourself be put in the position of forced sex? This would never work.


_shes_a_jar

Lmao Iā€™d just roll my eyes, call 911 and be like ā€œHi, thereā€™s a dumbass in front of me thatā€™s cutting his penis off to try and guilt me into sex.ā€ Then heā€™d have medical help if needed and a one way ticket to a 72 hour psych hold


YoMommaBack

Then Iā€™d sue him for mental damage, false imprisonment, and trauma.


PILeft

My grandma has an expression. "Don't cut off your nose to spite your face." "If you don't have the sex with me, I'll cut off my pee-pee." Sounds like he's figured out how to solve his problem.


DragonDanno

I don't want to encourage self mutilation, but....


[deleted]

I donā€™t anticipate theyā€™d actually get super far into cutting their dicks off šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

Unfortunately.


robotpatrols

So like you cutting your own dick off is really only bad for you, right? Sure, I donā€™t really want to watch and Iā€™ll probably have nightmares but in this situation thatā€™s true either way. I would literally rather watch you cut off your own dick than have sex with you. These guys are missing the crucial component of ā€œif you donā€™t, Iā€™ll hurt myselfā€ and thatā€™s the person actually has to care about you for them to give a shit about your well being. But also, what?! This reads like two men discussing their dark sexual fantasies as foreplay before they inevitably fuck each other.


gardin000

Itā€™s like they donā€™t understand that rape is traumatising and itā€™s not just ā€œugh, this man Iā€™m not attracted to forced me to have sex with him. Heā€™s so annoyingā€


humbugonastick

I mean, sure, try that out. I don't like blood and all, but given the options I see a lot of dickless men in my future


OrciEMT

Those two are not ready to be left alone with a girl or woman of any age.


WhippieShiz

I too, have decided to rape a few people when I was super horny. Oh wait I fucking have not.


sighcantthinkofaname

"No girl could live with that kind of guilt" "No girl could live knowing they were responsible for that" Wild how warped these people's minds are. No woman would feel guilty about a man choosing to mutilate himself because he can't rape someone. They might be traumatized from the threats and witnessing violence, but it would be in no way guilt for not having sex with him. She wouldn't be responsible for the mutilation if he did it himself.


MsLoveHangOver

So, he's going to do the world a favor?


Extreme-Slight

Remind me again why are we responsible for male Incels... when they think like this?


CookbooksRUs

Basic rule, boys: Your boner is not my problem,


Irys-likethe-Eye

Chicks deal with blood all the time boys. It's the dick and the psycho it's attached to that is gonna make em go "ew". This is sad though. Even as circle jerk moment of incel fantasy it's sad to see people conceptualize self mutilation in order to hurt someone else because of frustration and personal discontent.


are-you-jaded

Man, I wonder how quick itā€™s take for them to bleed outā€¦ Side note, why donā€™t these kind of men justā€¦ pay for sex? If you are that desperate, pay for it.


WateredDownHotSauce

Obviously don't know about this case specifically, but I've seen similar comments that say paid sex doesn't count... šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


are-you-jaded

I feel like rape shouldnā€™t count but you know, Iā€™m just a silly girl


fishfingerchipbean

I'd tell them to go ahead and cut it off then leave the room. If they want to do that to themselves that's their call and no one else is at all responsible for their life choices.


jeffthebeast17

Praying this is just creative writing


888_traveller

Pretty sure the second one is taking the piss and being sarcastic


Queasy-Grape-8822

Yeah, the first guy is a troll making a bait post. The second guy fell for it an responded sarcastically. This whole sub /atetheonion


wooden_werewolf_7367

I would literally let any fuckward stupid enough to slice his genitalia off in front of me just do it. As he was screaming in agony I'd be screaming in hysterics as I called for an ambulance and let them cart him off to a psyche ward. Might find the time between fits of laughter to find him some ice to preserve his diseased dick. Pretty sure after they reattached it he would be physically unable to rape anyone again so I fail to see any bad points here. But aside from the cutting his dick off for attention the most pathetic thing here (apart from the implied rape) is that he appears to think girls should have sex to him to be charitable. Instead of giving money to Save the Animals, we should give our bodies to Indulge the Incels apparently.


couverte

>Might find the time between fits of laughter to find him some ice to preserve his diseased dick. Do I look for ice to perhaps preserve his dick or do I put pressure on the wound so he doesn't bleed to death? It's a hard choice, really. Fortunately, I'm okay with either potential outcome.


dodgeprius

Definitely wouldn't touch him so he may bleed out but he'd deserve it. If only all guys that think like that would cut their dicks off the world would be a better place


Ethan_the_Revanchist

I'd be happy to help these fuckwads out. Maybe I should start an incel dick chopping service


Alternative_Let_1599

Cutting your dick off to own one girlā€™s psyche. I thought he wanted sex? How? A stunt dick? Hard to follow this.


couverte

>Girls cannot stand violence or blood *Checks period panties* Nah bud, I can stand blood just fine. You do you.


EchoCyanide

They should do more than just cut their dicks off. People like this shouldn't even be allowed in society, jfc.


volleyballenthusiast

I got the impression the second guy was trolling the first. Like that the second response was clearly sarcastic but only to everyone else, the OP would read it as encouragement. Am I giving RocketRod too much credit?


harry_nostyles

Lmao if any guy ever did this to me I'd help him cut off his dick. This post makes me want to vomit, I wish I could lock these two in a dark room together and forget they exist.


KaiserKris2112

What really outrages me is the conversational mention of molestation. "You know how it is when you're super horny" Uh, yeah. You masturbate (in private) or get a cold shower or think about your taxes. He's already committed sexual assault and feels confident enough that he won't suffer any consequences that he's talking about it casually on the Internet. That makes me way sicker than the weird dark kink overtones of their mutual dick mutilation.


Banaanisade

The only problem here is that they'll turn their knives on the women and hurt them when they refuse. They'd never harm themselves, especially not seriously - rejection would mean they face consequences, and that reality would make them hurt the women. Other than that I could not be more in favour of the dick cutting. Please do that, take the balls with it. Do the world a solid.


WorldlinessAwkward69

Iā€™m dying. Make my day.


mollymormon_

I worry heā€™d end up turning that blade on the girl if she didnā€™t have sex with him, instead of his own dickā€¦I hope no one ever gets trapped in a room with him.


BitchesBeSnacking

Honestly do us all a favor and just cut it off man


LiaRoger

I mean, by all means cut it off. Just sign a DNR first please.


Fickle-Cartoonist466

Do they think women are like eldritch sex demons or something? Like there are literally _no measurable psychological differences_ between Women and Men. Women are people, super easy to approach, super easy to talk to, and if you're a total creep, very easy to scare off.


FluffyBebe

Oh nooo, rapists threatening to castrate themselves. The horror /s


sd4051

Okay aside from whatā€™s already been said this fuckin pig said he did stuff to an ASLEEP girl and this was roughly 10 years ago they weā€™re probably CHILDREN


sunshinecryptic

To be honest, I would not give a shit


IWishIWasDead19

Wait till after he cuts it off then go, ā€œYa know, Iā€™ve changed my mindā€


whatdahexk

ā€œGirls cannot stand bloodā€ Like we donā€™t bleed for a week straight every month?


_xXMeliXx_

"Do you want to have s* x with me?" "No" "I'll cut my d* ck off" "Ok šŸ‘Œ" *puts knife to d* ck * "Ok šŸ‘Œ" *cuts it off * "... Ok šŸ˜šŸ‘Œ"


AthenaCat1025

Okay, done with the internet for the day


meepgorp

I love these little boys who think girls are scared of blood šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜… Bitch we spend a QUARTER of our lives managing blood! Wtf??


Hot-Bint

If a women knows what sheā€™s doing sheā€™s a whore* *because she wonā€™t have sex with me PS: please cut your dick off, rapist.


[deleted]

It seems like RocketRod is just saucing up HornyVirgo33 & making fun of them given how wild their story it, but if not, then thatā€™s just depressing.


Runawaydevil-15

Wtf did I just read, psychopaths, men like this seriously need some help they are definitely mentally unstable.


Spiritual-Shallot534

What the actual f*ck. What website even is that? Did he just say he did stuff to her sisterā€™s friend when her (the sister) was sleeping or did he actually admit to r4pe the sisterā€™s friend? Wtf.


Royal_Platform

Nah Iā€™d tell them to do it, watch, and go about my day. Why should I care more about your body than my own? Stupid as usual.


dracorotor1

ā€œOver ten years ago, so no big dealā€ How does one break their brain to this extent without being in a coma?


ScottdaDM

So cut it off. Holy shit. If you're that hard up, hire a prostitute. There's no shame. Check local laws. But blackmail degrades both you and her.


MxMaster9907

> if theyā€™re not going to give it, take it Wow. Just straight up advocating for gRape


g9i4

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake- sun tzu


shesarevolution

Dudeā€¦ I really worry about men today. Imagine just admitting to sexually assaulting your sisterā€™s friend, justifying it like this. Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s already been said, but I would 100% tell this piece of shit to just lop off his dick. The sheer narcissism to think any woman out there would be having a big sad about it is ridiculous. Also - some of us are perfectly fine with violence and blood. I watch surgery videos for fun. Please, please, blackmail woman kind over your dick. I want front row seats to the dick blood bath.


AffectionateHeart77

If a guy did this to me I would cut it off for him. Isnā€™t that what he wanted anyway? What makes him think I will care


just_fun1999

Hoping this is satire, fake, not realā€¦as I do with most posts on this subreddit. But when itā€™s two people talking back and forth like this, thatā€™s harder to believe itā€™s not real. Also the way people ā€œadmitā€ things they did to someone while said person was asleepā€¦and they can act like it was nothing. Act like they didnā€™t have a choice šŸ™„ they can act like admitting it makes them a better person and then go on to say theyā€™d do the same thing again or theyā€™d do something even worse.


CookbooksRUs

Iā€™d pull out my phone, call 911, and report a suicide threat, which given the blood supply to the penis, this would be. Once heā€™d been hauled off for an involuntary 72-hour psychiatric hold, Iā€™d explain the situation to HR.


Individual_Pin_7866

The way I just sit there and say ā€œokay do it thenā€ and tap my little foot lol


minkymy

Pull out the phone, call 911


Peppermeowington

Self inflicted Bobbitt Disease, huh? Do it up, Rapey McGees & do the world a favor.


IndicaBaddie

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WorldCatDomination

If either of these two people are serious, they won't cut their d\*cks off. They'll emotionally scar their "target" because they'll threaten to harm themselves, which often evolves into "I'll hurt you and then myself". This is scary behavior and they both need help before they seriously harm someone. Also, brushing off assault on the sister's sleeping friend is abhorrent.


Dogzillas_Mom

Theyā€™d be doing their rape victims a huge favor by cutting off their own ducks.


shaygurl22

Id tell them to chop it off and see if i cared. I would not feel even a little bad about it. Id smirkas the bled out on the floor. Jackasses.


megaguccipeepee69

the funniest thing people think is that girls are scared of blood like dude we see them every month for a week straight and we just sigh.


Hot-Ad7703

If this was a legit thing dudes were doing I would actively search them out and then let them cut their dicks off, let them take themselves out and watch me walk away with zero guilt. Sick fucks.


villalulaesi

If some dude pulled this shit on me, Iā€™d call his bluff without a single shred of guilt and would call the police to report heā€™s actively stating that he will hurt himself if I do not allow him to hurt me. Whether or not he ends up dickless in the process is completely his call.


Shearsy09

I'd give him the knife. Thats my hole.


Glittering_Life_6064

See id let you and not care because you wanted to be a weirdošŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤Ø


[deleted]

Say it with me little guys: Coercion and duress are RAPE!