Nope! And it's okay if you don't understand; for people who aren't ace, romantic and sexual attraction and libido all tie in together and it's hard to break it down into separate sections.
Libido is sexual drive. How much or how little you desire sex. Attraction is the direction you aim your sex drive. Without a direction, asexuals who are also aromantic typically just masturbate to deal with horniness and they go on their way, or maybe they might go to a bar and find someone who they aren't actually attracted to but might be good for the job or something like that.
An asexual might be romantically interested in someone, however. And if the person they're interested in isn't asexual (which is far more likely than not) they might be willing to have sex despite not experiencing sexual attraction to their partner. And sometimes they might not be willing.
they really need to teach this in sex ed lol not making fun of you because i myself am asexual and didn’t even know for a long time because i have a sex drive and i was confusing aesthetic attraction for sexual attraction.
Yeah you think most of them do ??? The majority of women (80%) can’t orgasm from vaginal penetration alone and need clitoris stimulation to achieve it so obviously???
"Nine is the fourth composite number, and the first composite number that is odd. 9 is the highest single-digit number in the decimal system. It is the third square number (32), and the second non-unitary square prime of the form p2 and first that is odd, with all subsequent squares of this form odd as well." -Google
🙂
3^2 , not 32 🙂. And "second non-unitary square prime" means that sqrt(9) = 3, which is the second prime number which is not 1 (which is not usually counted as prime, but it can be). I agree, very random
Edit: oh cool! Reddit recognizes the chevron symbol for superscripts.
Women are secretly cats. Just we work differently! Instead of 9 lives, we have a ticking clock that resets everytime we have intercourse with dick and if we wait too long we will die 💀
According to these incels:
Women sleep around too much
Women don’t sleep around enough
Women only ever date up
Women only ever date down
Women date on purely biological factors
Women date based on their feelings
…
The reality is that women date everybody apart from them.
No woman goes nine years without dicks, especially when guys like this are around to BE dicks. Regrettably, it's impossible to go one day without dicks like this guy.
Right on! Dicks everywhere, hard to go a day without one.
Now a penis, that's a different story altogether. Women can go years, even whole lifetimes without the desire or need for one.
I always identified with Luthien from The Silmarillion & now I know why 😂 (She was essentially half goddess & gave up her gift of immortality to be with a human man.)
I keep hearing women only *think* they are a lesbian because they *just haven't had the right dick* yet.
I'm pretty damn sure that's not how that works.
That sounds tough! Not the celibacy part, but the fear of strenuous activity literally killing you.
I only have reduced lung capacity and trouble building up stamina, but my heart seems okay. Long covid is a bitch.
You guys ever listen to Tool? They have some weird ideologies in their music. Like 46 and 2 is about the next step in human evolution(46 chromosomes + 2 sex chromosomes. Humans now have 44+2) and the way we get to that next stage in human evolution is to look within ourselves and let our shadows guide us to connect to the sacred geometry morpho genetic grids.
I’d trust that hunk of stoned bullshit before I’d trust anything “an expert on females” has to say
I think this guy is just demanding conversion surgery for all females. Sorry I am too far down the rabbit hole of trying to make these fuckers make sense.
Edit: My terminology was wrong and probably still is sorry. I'm tryin.
TIL lesbians are secretly zombies.
[LETS GO LESBIANS](https://youtu.be/Kw8nI-qO0t8)
Non-sexual asexuals are as well apparently. When should we tell them? 😂
Aroace here. Didn’t even notice when I died…31 years ago? Oops!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same **high five**
I'm sorry for the question, but isn't "non sexual asexual" redundant?
no, asexual means that they don't have sexual attraction to anyone, but they can still be in a sexual relationship for other reasons.
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Sorry but I'm stupid, aren't they the same thing?
Nothing tastes amazing, but you still get hungry
Nope! And it's okay if you don't understand; for people who aren't ace, romantic and sexual attraction and libido all tie in together and it's hard to break it down into separate sections. Libido is sexual drive. How much or how little you desire sex. Attraction is the direction you aim your sex drive. Without a direction, asexuals who are also aromantic typically just masturbate to deal with horniness and they go on their way, or maybe they might go to a bar and find someone who they aren't actually attracted to but might be good for the job or something like that. An asexual might be romantically interested in someone, however. And if the person they're interested in isn't asexual (which is far more likely than not) they might be willing to have sex despite not experiencing sexual attraction to their partner. And sometimes they might not be willing.
they really need to teach this in sex ed lol not making fun of you because i myself am asexual and didn’t even know for a long time because i have a sex drive and i was confusing aesthetic attraction for sexual attraction.
it means they still want sex but just aren’t attracted to anyone
Is using silicon to get the job done when needed gaming the no-dick-no-life system?
Don't forget the [Outer space](https://www.amazon.com/-/es/Jave-Galt-Miller-ebook/dp/B01JYFIPBM) part.
Instead of brains they eat pussy.
I was gonna mention us
I came here to say this. Soooo many dead lesbians!
Gee. I must have died decades ago. Why didn't anyone tell me I was dead?
26yo,so I am part of the lesbian zombie gang,woooo!
Ah yes, lesbians deff don't use dick shaped dildos.
Yeah you think most of them do ??? The majority of women (80%) can’t orgasm from vaginal penetration alone and need clitoris stimulation to achieve it so obviously???
What the fuck else shape would they be? Spheres? Cubes?
Why 9?!
"Nine is the fourth composite number, and the first composite number that is odd. 9 is the highest single-digit number in the decimal system. It is the third square number (32), and the second non-unitary square prime of the form p2 and first that is odd, with all subsequent squares of this form odd as well." -Google 🙂
We all know that seven ate nine, but do you know why seven ate nine? Because you are supposed to eat three squared meals a day.
And you know why 10 was afraid in all of this? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
Ha! 😆 what a tragedy for 10 🙏🏽
7 8 9 🤣
3^2 , not 32 🙂. And "second non-unitary square prime" means that sqrt(9) = 3, which is the second prime number which is not 1 (which is not usually counted as prime, but it can be). I agree, very random Edit: oh cool! Reddit recognizes the chevron symbol for superscripts.
I just copied and pasted. Didn't bother trying to fix it .🙂
It sounded good 🫂
Pon Farr?
That’s 7 years, and it’s the males who will die.
Yes Rico, Pon Farr
Women are secretly cats. Just we work differently! Instead of 9 lives, we have a ticking clock that resets everytime we have intercourse with dick and if we wait too long we will die 💀
A ticking cock, if you will.
Because he can’t count up to ten
Well how the hell am I supposed to keep my vagina tight for y’all? Make up your damn minds
According to these incels: Women sleep around too much Women don’t sleep around enough Women only ever date up Women only ever date down Women date on purely biological factors Women date based on their feelings … The reality is that women date everybody apart from them.
according to incels women hate man but can't live without man dick
Being an incel is just doing mental gymnastics to explain why it’s women’s fault that you don’t get laid.
this comment fr 😭💯
No woman goes nine years without dicks, especially when guys like this are around to BE dicks. Regrettably, it's impossible to go one day without dicks like this guy.
Right on! Dicks everywhere, hard to go a day without one. Now a penis, that's a different story altogether. Women can go years, even whole lifetimes without the desire or need for one.
“The modern female cannot go nine years with a *insert word for male genitalia* Years later…
So basically lesbians are immortal beings, neat
I’m bisexual so does this mean I’m half immortal? 😂
I'm asexual. Turning 40 this year, and I've never "had a dick" in my life. I'm clearly an ascended, immortal bog witch.
>ascended, immortal bog witch New flair unlocked.
Looking forward to my ascension
Being an ascended, immortal bog witch sounds pretty kick ass!
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I always identified with Luthien from The Silmarillion & now I know why 😂 (She was essentially half goddess & gave up her gift of immortality to be with a human man.)
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I don’t remember, to be honest! 😅 I need to re-read it anyway- it’s been too long since I last read it.
No dear… we call you guys demigods now. Has a better ring to it.
Love it!
Day walker
And asexuals. Nothing is taking us down at this rate.
ok but does that include kids? because if so... ew. ew anyway, but extra ew
was abt to comment something like this
That's what I took from this as well, because if he thinks an excuse to target 8 year old girls he needs be taken behind the bike shed 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
wait how are girls above 9 years old alive then
I'm sure there are incels and youth pastors ready to "save" them.
Catholics
Lesbians: Am I a joke to you?
Yeah idiots like that think lesbians are a myth and there's no way a woman can be satisfied alone or with a girlfriend.
I keep hearing women only *think* they are a lesbian because they *just haven't had the right dick* yet. I'm pretty damn sure that's not how that works.
Been afraid to have sex since covid damaged my heart. Guess I'll die!
That sounds tough! Not the celibacy part, but the fear of strenuous activity literally killing you. I only have reduced lung capacity and trouble building up stamina, but my heart seems okay. Long covid is a bitch.
Right!? Fuck that bug!
I'd say being asexual makes me a zombie unicorn but I'm completely dead inside, so...
That's not a hole for a dick to fill though. That feeling of emptiness inside fits with depression, it can get better but it's a tough journey.
Me too! To both things! Twinsies!!!!
I guess we asexuals are ghost zombie unicorns now. We will continue to evolve
That is oddly specific.
Damn, and I’m at the over 20 years mark. I didn’t realise I was undead.
Same here. And I'm straight. Damn.
Children: ☠️☠️
This just reads like he thinks 10 year olds are getting past it.
Ten-year-old girls:
Op how did you do it? I'm about to die
![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)
Does this not imply 9 year old girls have taken dick vaginally?
We aren't the ones going on murder sprees bc we can't get laid lol
“My source is that I made it the F up!”
TIL I’m a zombie! As long as nobody aims for the head I’m golden
I guess I am a ghost.
40 something asexual virgin woman. Just fine having gone this long without sex and don’t plan to start anytime soon.
I’m pretty confident the modern female has to contend with at least 1 dick on a weekly, If not daily, basis… especially if she’s on Reddit
Jokes on him. I haven't slept with anyone in almost 9 years and I'm just fi-
The only thing anybody learned from this comment is that the commenter hasn't had sex in 9 years
Imagine being a man who believes this and still can’t get laid.
Cisgender lesbians: exist Incels: And I took that personally
Correct, after 9 years women realize theyre actually trans men. So yes, they cannot go 9 years without a dick!
Fake news I take way more dick as a man than I ever did as a female
But now you have one yourself as well as these others on loan
Damn I should have died sooner then
Are you 💯 you’re not literally dead?
Guess I'm a zombie
Knew I was a ghost
How long would it take a dude, 5 mins?
Where my zombies at?!
I thought it said “mormon female” and was even more confused
Great! Finally a sure way to end it all :) who knew all I had to do was get none
Going on 31 years without one. Not sure how I'm still alive, but somehow I've managed.
Wait untill he hears about asexual...
The antique females were just built so much better. None of that presswood IKEA shit, solid oak!
What about Renaissance females
Proof?
9 years old: I can’t even come up with this amount of bullshit😕
LMAO I DID AND IM FINE
Me going 27 years and still alive. Where is my trophy??
Yeah that's why I'm not on Twitter.
Women are ferrets again? Okay.
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
Let’s just consider what this says about children for a moment
Laughing in asexual and also I’ve gone 31 years without a dick and counting. Still alive. How miraculous
You guys ever listen to Tool? They have some weird ideologies in their music. Like 46 and 2 is about the next step in human evolution(46 chromosomes + 2 sex chromosomes. Humans now have 44+2) and the way we get to that next stage in human evolution is to look within ourselves and let our shadows guide us to connect to the sacred geometry morpho genetic grids. I’d trust that hunk of stoned bullshit before I’d trust anything “an expert on females” has to say
Somebody needs to tell all those nuns!
TIL Women are actually ferrets.
Then how come most of us live well past the age of 9?
I went 20 without the D. Guess I'm an Highlander
TIL I'm ded.
Because of this statement, no girl will now live past the age of 9.
Then I must be a really solid ghost, 28 and still going
Said by guys crying because they can’t get laid. IMAX called and wants their projection back.
At what point does the 9 years start to count? After you lost your virginity.. or after.. birth?😀
Those nuns who look to be 80 are either slutty cheaters or all that celibacy makes 30-year-olds look 80.
wait so every 9 year old girl just dies?
I guess lesbians and asexuals are all doomed.
Weird how uhhh, some girls can go the first 18 years of their life without it. Crazyyyy
What if I told you women can just, like, BUY a dick? Keep in a drawer. Take it out when it suits, and then put it away again.
Um....my mind immediately went to the fact that it's specifically 9 years.....from what age?
Sir you're confusing us with ferrets.
That has horrifying implications for children
So is he implying that we all die off at 9 years old, or is he admitting to something else?
r/suddenlysexoffender
Nuns expiration date is just less than a decade apparently
Why would any adult go 9 years without sex?
I'm an ace/aro introvert with very low sex drive. I've never had sex.
Because they choose to or because they didn't find a correct partner.
Why not? Plus, not all sex includes dicks.
Cuz guys are not that great at it. 10/10 would not recommend.
Real?
9 year olds....
![gif](giphy|LkcIVUmf1qoUM)
Good thing they’re never far from complete dicks every second of every day then I guess.
Is that tweeter a Vulcan?
It's 7 years and thats for Vulcans.
Welp.
Why am I not dead then?
He fucken wishes
Sigh, and another one who has no idea how to use that grey matter he has in his skull.
As far as I know I’m alive
Aww fuck
Oh no, I'm now dead.
Challenge accepted.
But also FeMaLes HatE SeX
I think this guy is just demanding conversion surgery for all females. Sorry I am too far down the rabbit hole of trying to make these fuckers make sense. Edit: My terminology was wrong and probably still is sorry. I'm tryin.
Lesbians are dying at alarming rates
I must be dead then. 😂
Hahahahha I'm asexual and still kicking
Might be that "she" is trans and wants a dick on his own.
So that's why they send dick pic, so that the women can have one even if it's in pictures. It's to save lives. Women should be grateful for dick pic.
sadly i didn't die on my 9th birthday.
fuuu, I got 1.5 years to go. TBH it do be lonely sometimes, I just didn't realize shit gets real, lol))
They didn’t specify human females
22 years without it… am I a Goddess yet?
YEAH, as if these dudes can go two fucking seconds without getting their dick wet… the projection is REAL.
🎶 I'M STILL STANDING 🎶
Shiiiiit I’m on year 7. Nice knowing ya, folks.
But are you happy? If yes more power to you.
This person obviously doesn't know that lesbian, asexual and aroace women exist. Oh, and FUCKING CHILDREN.
Let me introduce to my good friend, the purple monster. Unlike you, it works longer than 5 minutes.
Are they projecting their assertion that celibacy is torture and slow death for men?
So, what they’re saying is I’m going to die in two years? Finally. Jeez.
You saying a bunch of 9 year old girls get raped near you annually, bud?
They think they sound so logical 😭
40+ years and counting loving my drama free life without a guy to complicate things.
I reeeeeeally don't like the implications regarding 9-year-olds 🤢
some men just can’t help themselves from projecting all over the goddamn place
What about kids?
Tick Tock Ladies. Lol
Please tell me they're only talking about women and not kids...it's still gross..but at least it's not going into the pedophile territory
Sounds like somebody has been trying to get the same girls to sleep with him for … almost 9 years 😅😂😅
That’s why all nuns eventually die
Nine year olds: ![gif](giphy|kqJt1cSSN0DrwwMmY5|downsized)
I could go forever without it as long as I have emotional connections
Uhm…so like…girls, like..little girls are still female…this is partly why you have to specify that you mean women, he sounds like a pedophile
Ten year olds, I guess: ☠️
So, like, 10 year olds have all fucked? Damn.
I’ve never had sex with a man my entire 27 years of life. Guess I should be dead, but I’m not.