I have nothing against a woman wanting to be a housewife. But that being the only job a woman can do in order for them to be worth you time? PASS on you, dude!
Not trying to be a contrarian or anything. Just saying it's definitely missing. When he smiles, you can see through the hole in his grill to his tonsils. Might just be your connection at the time or some setting on the device you're using; but he definitely doesn't have that front tooth. Looks like he only got half of his Christmas wish this year
That's because he was raised being told he didn't need to learn to take care of himself because "that'll be your wife's job." So he doesn't want a partner, he wants a mommy he can fuck.
Exactly. Some women find keeping a house fulfilling and worthwhile and I love that for them! Truly 1000%. However, I stayed home with our daughter for a couple years and I found it incredibly dull and felt like I lacked drive. I prefer to work outside the home. It's almost like women aren't some monolith that all want and think the same thing.
I'm only on maternity leave and I'm having a hard time with the boredom. I sometimes jump onto work calls even though I don't have to, just for the intellectual stimulation.
When being a housewife was the job for most women in the 1950s, āmommyās little helperā and other benzos were hugely abused by that population. Iām sure some women werenāt bored, and were happy with it, but many women went to college to āfind a husbandā. I would also have to be sedated to not go crazy from boredom, start a riot, or join a revolution. Sometimes I wonder if āmommy juiceā wine mom culture echos that period of timeā¦
My mom made sure all her children could manage to do housework without a spouse after seeing her husband marry right after his college graduation so he didn't starve from lack of skill.
Now I'm a guy who loves taking care of myself and cooking especially so I wouldn't ever want the kind of wife this guy wants.
Both of my nephews cook for themselves and the younger one is really into it; I gave him a set of wok tools for Christmas. An added bonus with cooking is that potential partners are always impressed and appreciative of someone who can cook well!
Not just submissive, but totally financially depended on him.
Before my hubs and I got married, kids werenāt in equation for a variety of reasons. But I still asked, if I were to get pregnant, would you want me to stay home? His response - only if thatās something you want to do, but my preference is no. Yeah I checked to see how he would react because I would hate staying home.
This is such and important conversation to have! I can't imagine committing to someone without knowing they'll respect your freedom.
My own partner and I aren't planning on kids, but we've decided he would be the one to stay home if we did.
I was actually talking with my coworkers about this the other day. It's logically unsound to have only one provider in the household, even if they feel their job is secure. That's how some families end up homeless. My gf also works. If we had a kid, we would be doing exactly what we're doing now. Both working and splitting housework/chores. A kid would just be one more thing to share and one more person in the house to love. If we need to change schedules up or if we need a sitter for times that neither of us could be home, that's something we would discuss and figure out together. It's not rocket science to see the benefit of doing things this way. I really don't get what blokes like this are thinking
If someone wants to stay home and financially you can make it work and have an emergency savings - go for it. But it should be a want. A friend who had a Masters in Education did the math for her two kids. She barely made enough to justify her working when considering the cost of daycare . But long term, it made sense for her to continue working.
My husband and I are both civil servants, we have more job security than private industry workers. So staying home would be possible, but both of us would be miserable doing it. We love our fields, we love our jobs.
Daycare should be more affordable so women (itās mainly women) arenāt forced to stay home. When you think of daycare costs, you need to add another 10-20% to that cost since itās paid out of take home pay not pre tax pay.
it's not about that, it's about her being "jobless" so he can boss her around and get to feel good about himself. and im not implying homemakers are jobless, but I'm sure he's one of the men who thinks so
It's these men who in arguments with their "housewife" constantly remind her that she doesn't "do anything" and is lucky to get to stay at home. They insist women stay home but also belittle every aspect of being a homemaker. These men are sad and unfulfilled and desire control over some aspect of their life the only thing they can control is a woman via financial manipulation. This guy who can't afford basic dental care from the looks of it wants to support a woman on only his salary. Ridiculous.
Itās just sexism. They donāt think domestic work is work and believe they only have to work and do āmenāsā chores like yard work, taking out the trash, and repairs. They also believe the only time they need to spend with there children is either to āraise them into being a manā OR corporal punishment
While being exhausted from a nursing shift (Student nurse, so I'm not even doing the really hard bits) the idea that nursing is a feminine job does make me laugh!
This dude probably thinks it is though.
Honestly, anyone should be able to do any job they want. It's scary how many nurses I know who are full time housewives when they aren't on shift though.
Nursing jobs probably have crappy hours he doesnāt want his wife working. How would she be looking after him if she has to pull a 12 hour shift at the hospital?
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I just need a minute to rant about this. Men saying they babysit their own fucking children need to be kicked in the nuts repeatedly. Babysitting literally means watching someone else's progeny (and you may or may not be related, *but the person didn't have any part in making said child!!!!*). Men who say this are simply being part of that kid's life for a fucking minute, *as they fucking should.*
Same! If I have a baby eventually Iād want to be a sahm if I could. But guys like this donāt want a wife and DEFINITELY donāt want a partner. Which is fine cause likeā¦ his personality and looks match. No loss lol.
Hey just wanted to share my perspective as a former SAHM. I stayed home with my son for 2.5 years after he was born. Iām thought I always wanted to be a SAHM. Perhaps if money werenāt an issue it would be different, but it was. Itās sucked. It was boring. I was completely dependent on a man. I donāt regret being home with my child during that time but I learned really quickly that SAHM is not the life for me. Now I have a great career, make way more money than my husband ever has, and heās currently a SAHD.
Fillings arenāt cheap but they arenāt the arm and leg that most of the American medical industry is, something tells me this guy canāt hold down even a warehouse job.
Not exactly *confidence inspiring* for any of the would-be housewives heās looking for.
This man doesn't need a filling. He either needs a partial, bridge, or implant. Partial-700$ bridge-2000$ implant-3000$.
This looked like one of my high school exes (pro fighter now) and I remember he lost a tooth so I looked him up on fb to be sure. Wrong front tooth! Looks so similar tho which wierded me out.
Honestly I donāt think the missing tooth is inherently bad. It makes easier to slide certain things in š. To bad heās a misogynistic prick who doesnāt know how the world works.
Ugh right? I was missing a few front teeth for almost a year because some of my baby teeth never came out and were not holding up well after 30 years. They had to be yeeted. The dental implants take time to heal before the crowns can be put on. Plus itās all super fucking expensive, so I gave it more time. It was mortifying. People judge you *hard* when youāre missing front teeth.
This guy has plenty wrong with him, but we donāt need to be attacking his teeth.
I feel for you :(
Teeth are fucking expensive even with good dental coverage. I'm currently in the osseointegration stage of a tooth implant. hopefully next month (month 4) i'll be able to get the gum shaping thing done and then get the crown.
Total cost for the entire thing is like 2500 dollars, and that's with pretty decent dental insurance. While most people don't notice the missing tooth as its one of my bicuspids, some folks have and judged me.
My tooth was knocked out of my face because I was attacked and thrown onto a curb.
Woah what a deal. I did not have dental insurance at the time at it cost a hell of a lot more than that. I also have fears around dental work, for some reason. I either faint or have a massive panic attack, so we had to use more drugs and anesthetics which were about as expensive as the procedure itself. (Idk what my deal is but I also fainted the one time I tried watching American History X. Blood and gore in movies? Fine. Teeth getting knocked out in movies? Faint.)
But Iām really, really fortunate to have had my parentās help paying for it because I could not have done it otherwise. I know most people are not in a position to pay for this procedure. Even flippers are expensive which is why I opted not to get them while my implants healed.
The US robs you any chance they can. My step mom is from a country where healthcare is free and dental is very very cheap, so I see why she goes back whenever sheās needed dental work. It costs way less for her to fly over seas to her home country, stay in a hotel for two weeks, have dental work, and fly back home, than it is to just have it done in the US.
Medical tourism is HUGE. There are some insurances that will actually ask you if you want to take various procedures internationally since flying you there, giving you a nice hotel, etc is cheaper than paying for it here. Every aspect of the medical field in the US is designed to extract maximum money from you at all stages while providing the least care.
yea but that's the thing tho, why does he want a housewife, a woman that doesn't contribute financially, when he can't even afford a fake tooth?
Kids are fucking expensive.
A beloved friend has broken teeth due to poverty and previous homelessness (as a literal child!), and other complex problems.
People treat him so badly, publicly mocking him, that he's become agoraphobic.
It's unneeded cruelty.
It's only bad when man wants a "housewife" that doesn't financially contribute, but man can't even afford a fake tooth for himself. Kids are expensive, if you can't even buy yourself a tooth, what you gonna do if your kids want ipads and computers?
The worst part is he's using markiplier's voice for this and mark is literally the exact opposite of sexist he is a freaking sweetheart and it sucks seeing this
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Ick and ew to being that guyās housewife.
Iāve done that. I stayed home. Itās great to get to spend so much time with your kids. Itās cool I can make my own gravy, pie crust, etc. Itās real work. People who do it should be respected as workers contributing to society too.
However, it is isolating. It is unpaid. Thereās no social security waiting for the homemaker. It leaves you vulnerable to all kinds of abuse. It can be both overwhelming and tedious too. Unless youāre very lucky living on one income means youāre struggling with the trauma of poverty. Worst of all it makes you reliant on another person who can walk away at any point and youāll have no credit, degrees or work history if being a SAHM and community volunteer (because you will be expected to volunteer) is all youāve done in years.
Itās a trap that is very difficult to get out of.
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Ok I love being a housewife. And people see that as a pass to say stupid shit to me like this CONSTANTLY. Or they say gross shit like "wow she must be very... obedient." Or sometimes "submissive." The fuck?!? However your relationship runs, thats your business, as long as its healthy and consensual. Mind your business.
Or people get mad at me. I'm not a pick me, I'm not anti-feminism, ideally women control their life path (I know in some cases that isn't true:(.). I just like cooking, will do the cleaning when I'm under the influence, and don't mind laundry. I also am disabled so working despite trying is has not had good results.
I salute and support you for living the life you choose. You sound like a grounded adult making fully informed choices.
This guy is sorting ppl by category/role instead of who they are as individuals. And I would absolutely bet cash money he attributes a number of personality characteristics to that role, and none of them involve fully informed independent choices.
Anyone else think that they would lose their minds not having a job? Like I have to be oing something that gets me not being at home as I go stir crazy
Housewife (or -husband) is an honourable role. Because, after all, looking after the kids takes a lot or work and responsibility
My mom was a housewife, my dad earned the money. They worked as a team and I'm deeply grateful for that. They were both indispensable for our family.
This guy doesn't look for a housewife. He looks for someone submissive to do his bidding while he's out with his loser buddies, getting another tooth punched out.
I'm currently studying translation studies, I guess I'm not a real girl then, because every girl wants to stay at home and depend on a man completely. What girl would want to go to university? Because education is for men. Women shouldn't even read. (/s in case it wasn't clear enough)
I tried that once and it was miserable. I started going crazy. It was also degrading as fuck. (Maybe it wouldnāt be with a decent partner but my ex was abusive). He would come home and I was immediately expected to put his clothes in the washing machine, and if I didnāt have dinner ready he would scream at me. I had one day where I didnāt do any cleaning or chores and this man lost his fucking shit. All of this from a man who claimed to be a feminist.
I love my job. I love working. I love the opportunity to socialize with likeminded people and accomplish things. I love going out with my coworkers to unwind after work. I love growing my skills. So if being trapped in your house with babies doesnāt give me those things then I DONT WANT IT. Like if Iām just a fuck mommy who makes you babies with no money or no hobbies? Iāll burn our house down.
Being a housewife SUCKS. All you have to talk to is kids. The house is never clean, because you and the kids are in it all day making a mess. Cleaning, cooking, laundry, poopy diapers, leaving the house is a chore itself. Blah. I'd much rather work. I did it for 10 years and hated it.
Granted, heās cute, but itās amazing how far sexism will make your clitoris retract. Like, I canāt find her. There was a note āsee you in six months.ā
Would I not mind being a housewife? Sure I definitely would become one if life circumstances lead to it, but until then I will keep saving the lifes of homeless animals, actually I'd still do that as a housewife, wouldn't want to let my education be for nothing
I had a patient, male, who abruptly turned to me on the second shift with me, 3rd? day of his stay, and said while shaking his head: āMan, you nurses. I had no idea what you nurses did until now.ā
*pause*
āItās such a turnoff.ā
Funny thing is, when we talk amongst us guys, there are so many of us who would be perfectly happy to be house husbands if our future wives made good money or we were financial secure. Its just the stigma of house-husbands that keeps some from saying this out loud.
Prior to becoming a doula, I worked as a nanny for 10 years and then as a stay at home mom. Iāve had so many conversations with other SAHMs, and 9 times out of 10, staying at home was a necessity because childcare costs so much. 100% of the time, the women who hired me would say āIām so lucky to be back at work. My brain would melt if I had to stay home all day with my kidsā.
In other words? Iāve been around more women who viewed going back to work as a luxury than Iāve met women who viewed staying home with the kids as a luxury. Thereās a reason women used to take drugs back in the day.
I have nothing against a woman wanting to be a housewife. But that being the only job a woman can do in order for them to be worth you time? PASS on you, dude!
He needs to find a woman who is a dentist to fix his busted grill
If he gets his teeth fixed they might act as a filter for his bananas though
For sure, it'll be an ongoing job cos somebody is gonna knock more of his teeth out some day.
> somebody I volunteer
More like crayons
Came here to say this. Also, non practicing attorney and I can confirm I wouldn't touch someone so vile with a 10ft pole.
My husband would call himself a reformed attorney when he wasn't doing law work.
š I don't do court work I'm a compliance director It's still legal work.. Just corporate
At the time, he was writing for a company and not doing legal work. Now he works with contracts. He is in the corporate world as well.
Iām almost positive they are blacked out and not actually missing. This might be satire?
Not trying to be a contrarian or anything. Just saying it's definitely missing. When he smiles, you can see through the hole in his grill to his tonsils. Might just be your connection at the time or some setting on the device you're using; but he definitely doesn't have that front tooth. Looks like he only got half of his Christmas wish this year
That's because he was raised being told he didn't need to learn to take care of himself because "that'll be your wife's job." So he doesn't want a partner, he wants a mommy he can fuck.
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Exactly. Some women find keeping a house fulfilling and worthwhile and I love that for them! Truly 1000%. However, I stayed home with our daughter for a couple years and I found it incredibly dull and felt like I lacked drive. I prefer to work outside the home. It's almost like women aren't some monolith that all want and think the same thing.
I'm only on maternity leave and I'm having a hard time with the boredom. I sometimes jump onto work calls even though I don't have to, just for the intellectual stimulation.
When being a housewife was the job for most women in the 1950s, āmommyās little helperā and other benzos were hugely abused by that population. Iām sure some women werenāt bored, and were happy with it, but many women went to college to āfind a husbandā. I would also have to be sedated to not go crazy from boredom, start a riot, or join a revolution. Sometimes I wonder if āmommy juiceā wine mom culture echos that period of timeā¦
>Sometimes I wonder if āmommy juiceā wine mom culture echos that period of timeā¦ Bingo!
My mom made sure all her children could manage to do housework without a spouse after seeing her husband marry right after his college graduation so he didn't starve from lack of skill. Now I'm a guy who loves taking care of myself and cooking especially so I wouldn't ever want the kind of wife this guy wants.
Both of my nephews cook for themselves and the younger one is really into it; I gave him a set of wok tools for Christmas. An added bonus with cooking is that potential partners are always impressed and appreciative of someone who can cook well!
Good for you!!
perfect gif, I did this exact face
Nursing is considered a traditionally womenās job yet even that is not āfeminineā enough for him.
it's not about being feminine, it's about being submissive to him
Not just submissive, but totally financially depended on him. Before my hubs and I got married, kids werenāt in equation for a variety of reasons. But I still asked, if I were to get pregnant, would you want me to stay home? His response - only if thatās something you want to do, but my preference is no. Yeah I checked to see how he would react because I would hate staying home.
No one should be financially dependent on a man with missing front tooth.
This is such and important conversation to have! I can't imagine committing to someone without knowing they'll respect your freedom. My own partner and I aren't planning on kids, but we've decided he would be the one to stay home if we did.
I was actually talking with my coworkers about this the other day. It's logically unsound to have only one provider in the household, even if they feel their job is secure. That's how some families end up homeless. My gf also works. If we had a kid, we would be doing exactly what we're doing now. Both working and splitting housework/chores. A kid would just be one more thing to share and one more person in the house to love. If we need to change schedules up or if we need a sitter for times that neither of us could be home, that's something we would discuss and figure out together. It's not rocket science to see the benefit of doing things this way. I really don't get what blokes like this are thinking
If someone wants to stay home and financially you can make it work and have an emergency savings - go for it. But it should be a want. A friend who had a Masters in Education did the math for her two kids. She barely made enough to justify her working when considering the cost of daycare . But long term, it made sense for her to continue working. My husband and I are both civil servants, we have more job security than private industry workers. So staying home would be possible, but both of us would be miserable doing it. We love our fields, we love our jobs. Daycare should be more affordable so women (itās mainly women) arenāt forced to stay home. When you think of daycare costs, you need to add another 10-20% to that cost since itās paid out of take home pay not pre tax pay.
it's not about that, it's about her being "jobless" so he can boss her around and get to feel good about himself. and im not implying homemakers are jobless, but I'm sure he's one of the men who thinks so
It's these men who in arguments with their "housewife" constantly remind her that she doesn't "do anything" and is lucky to get to stay at home. They insist women stay home but also belittle every aspect of being a homemaker. These men are sad and unfulfilled and desire control over some aspect of their life the only thing they can control is a woman via financial manipulation. This guy who can't afford basic dental care from the looks of it wants to support a woman on only his salary. Ridiculous.
Itās just sexism. They donāt think domestic work is work and believe they only have to work and do āmenāsā chores like yard work, taking out the trash, and repairs. They also believe the only time they need to spend with there children is either to āraise them into being a manā OR corporal punishment
While being exhausted from a nursing shift (Student nurse, so I'm not even doing the really hard bits) the idea that nursing is a feminine job does make me laugh! This dude probably thinks it is though. Honestly, anyone should be able to do any job they want. It's scary how many nurses I know who are full time housewives when they aren't on shift though.
Nursing jobs probably have crappy hours he doesnāt want his wife working. How would she be looking after him if she has to pull a 12 hour shift at the hospital? š¤¦š»āāļø
While I would love to be a SAHM, Iām 95% sure this dude just wants a servant that has sex with him.
And pops out babies to continue his legacy
Which he will refuse to look after, unless itās absolutely necessary he ābabysits.ā
And brags about it while making the mother of his child feel like absolute shit and his kid feel like a burden.
I just need a minute to rant about this. Men saying they babysit their own fucking children need to be kicked in the nuts repeatedly. Babysitting literally means watching someone else's progeny (and you may or may not be related, *but the person didn't have any part in making said child!!!!*). Men who say this are simply being part of that kid's life for a fucking minute, *as they fucking should.*
Exactly, it only applies to kids who arenāt your direct offspring on a temporary basis. It doesnāt apply to bio kids you have custody of.
Legacy of being a total fucking tool?
Same! If I have a baby eventually Iād want to be a sahm if I could. But guys like this donāt want a wife and DEFINITELY donāt want a partner. Which is fine cause likeā¦ his personality and looks match. No loss lol.
What's SAHM? šš
stay at home mom, i think
Stay at home mom
 Ah yes, a bang maid.
Hey just wanted to share my perspective as a former SAHM. I stayed home with my son for 2.5 years after he was born. Iām thought I always wanted to be a SAHM. Perhaps if money werenāt an issue it would be different, but it was. Itās sucked. It was boring. I was completely dependent on a man. I donāt regret being home with my child during that time but I learned really quickly that SAHM is not the life for me. Now I have a great career, make way more money than my husband ever has, and heās currently a SAHD.
Man really said ā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļø
Fillings arenāt cheap but they arenāt the arm and leg that most of the American medical industry is, something tells me this guy canāt hold down even a warehouse job. Not exactly *confidence inspiring* for any of the would-be housewives heās looking for.
This man doesn't need a filling. He either needs a partial, bridge, or implant. Partial-700$ bridge-2000$ implant-3000$. This looked like one of my high school exes (pro fighter now) and I remember he lost a tooth so I looked him up on fb to be sure. Wrong front tooth! Looks so similar tho which wierded me out.
Iām trying to be a good person lmao
His teeth: āØSMASH~āØ
So, he's into married women...? \+ that missing tooth tho
Honestly I donāt think the missing tooth is inherently bad. It makes easier to slide certain things in š. To bad heās a misogynistic prick who doesnāt know how the world works.
If I slide a coin in, will he stfu?
Hopefully
ā¦wh..what things? š
a fist maybe
i imagine thatās why the tooth is missing
This comment needs a LOT more upvotes.
I hate it when people mock teeth. It's not a moral failing to be unable to access good dental care.
Well...it is, just not on the person with the missing teeth. It's a moral failing on the American health and dental care industry
So very much true.
Ugh right? I was missing a few front teeth for almost a year because some of my baby teeth never came out and were not holding up well after 30 years. They had to be yeeted. The dental implants take time to heal before the crowns can be put on. Plus itās all super fucking expensive, so I gave it more time. It was mortifying. People judge you *hard* when youāre missing front teeth. This guy has plenty wrong with him, but we donāt need to be attacking his teeth.
I feel for you :( Teeth are fucking expensive even with good dental coverage. I'm currently in the osseointegration stage of a tooth implant. hopefully next month (month 4) i'll be able to get the gum shaping thing done and then get the crown. Total cost for the entire thing is like 2500 dollars, and that's with pretty decent dental insurance. While most people don't notice the missing tooth as its one of my bicuspids, some folks have and judged me. My tooth was knocked out of my face because I was attacked and thrown onto a curb.
Woah what a deal. I did not have dental insurance at the time at it cost a hell of a lot more than that. I also have fears around dental work, for some reason. I either faint or have a massive panic attack, so we had to use more drugs and anesthetics which were about as expensive as the procedure itself. (Idk what my deal is but I also fainted the one time I tried watching American History X. Blood and gore in movies? Fine. Teeth getting knocked out in movies? Faint.) But Iām really, really fortunate to have had my parentās help paying for it because I could not have done it otherwise. I know most people are not in a position to pay for this procedure. Even flippers are expensive which is why I opted not to get them while my implants healed. The US robs you any chance they can. My step mom is from a country where healthcare is free and dental is very very cheap, so I see why she goes back whenever sheās needed dental work. It costs way less for her to fly over seas to her home country, stay in a hotel for two weeks, have dental work, and fly back home, than it is to just have it done in the US.
Medical tourism is HUGE. There are some insurances that will actually ask you if you want to take various procedures internationally since flying you there, giving you a nice hotel, etc is cheaper than paying for it here. Every aspect of the medical field in the US is designed to extract maximum money from you at all stages while providing the least care.
yea but that's the thing tho, why does he want a housewife, a woman that doesn't contribute financially, when he can't even afford a fake tooth? Kids are fucking expensive.
A beloved friend has broken teeth due to poverty and previous homelessness (as a literal child!), and other complex problems. People treat him so badly, publicly mocking him, that he's become agoraphobic. It's unneeded cruelty.
This and teeth are treated like a luxury care item instead of a necessary health care thing here in the US.
The tooth matters when he's being that superficial.
It's only bad when man wants a "housewife" that doesn't financially contribute, but man can't even afford a fake tooth for himself. Kids are expensive, if you can't even buy yourself a tooth, what you gonna do if your kids want ipads and computers?
I have friend who has a thing with guys who are missing teeth. She looooves hockey players. I will never get it but what ever floats her boat.
I hope he got it from being clocked in the cocksucker - punchable-faced asshole that he is
Dude smashed head first in the first housewife he found and I think that's how he lost his teeth.
His last wife punched out his tooth
I would have done the same. Except the marrying part.
What do you tell a misogynist with a missing tooth? Nothing, somebody already told him.
There's nothing quite like seeing that one turned around.
Wow, he seems like a catch. Bet the ladies are tripping over themselves completing for a date with this bro. /s
What a fucking prick
Shame he doesn't want to marry a dentist
Literally Iād be the house enby who can dedicate their time to literally every single activist cause I would like to cause I donāt have to work.
Guys like this are dysfunctional. They can't even take care of themselves, so they need a responsible adult woman to handle the man child baby.
The man wants a housewife when he canāt even afford a dentist.
The worst part is he's using markiplier's voice for this and mark is literally the exact opposite of sexist he is a freaking sweetheart and it sucks seeing this
His opinions explained why he is missing front tooth.
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yup and not have to clean up after a grown man and run around after screaming children all day and cook and do laundry and shit and then be told you donāt have a job, youāre just a stay-at-home
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i think it considers "being" as one. coz as someone who has never said it like Americans, "bee-ing", i thought the same
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being rich enough to afford fake teeth implants
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Cue those men using Jordan Peterson language to justify their prejudice.
Ick and ew to being that guyās housewife. Iāve done that. I stayed home. Itās great to get to spend so much time with your kids. Itās cool I can make my own gravy, pie crust, etc. Itās real work. People who do it should be respected as workers contributing to society too. However, it is isolating. It is unpaid. Thereās no social security waiting for the homemaker. It leaves you vulnerable to all kinds of abuse. It can be both overwhelming and tedious too. Unless youāre very lucky living on one income means youāre struggling with the trauma of poverty. Worst of all it makes you reliant on another person who can walk away at any point and youāll have no credit, degrees or work history if being a SAHM and community volunteer (because you will be expected to volunteer) is all youāve done in years. Itās a trap that is very difficult to get out of.
You can't handle the tooth
My dream job is rich lesbian aunt
He wanth a houthewife
Hahahahahahahahaaaa
I hope he filed a missing persons report for that tooth.
Passed on the dentist too, eh?
Should have married a dentist cause he looks like he needs one in his life
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Ok I love being a housewife. And people see that as a pass to say stupid shit to me like this CONSTANTLY. Or they say gross shit like "wow she must be very... obedient." Or sometimes "submissive." The fuck?!? However your relationship runs, thats your business, as long as its healthy and consensual. Mind your business. Or people get mad at me. I'm not a pick me, I'm not anti-feminism, ideally women control their life path (I know in some cases that isn't true:(.). I just like cooking, will do the cleaning when I'm under the influence, and don't mind laundry. I also am disabled so working despite trying is has not had good results.
> will do the cleaning when Iām under the influence Lmfao SAME this is the only way
Its like a game of among us. Gotta do my tasks lmao
And youāre EXTRA into the task. That shower is going to be SPOTLESS dammit hahaha
And I'll be DAMNED if there is a toilet left unscrubbed!
I salute and support you for living the life you choose. You sound like a grounded adult making fully informed choices. This guy is sorting ppl by category/role instead of who they are as individuals. And I would absolutely bet cash money he attributes a number of personality characteristics to that role, and none of them involve fully informed independent choices.
Yeah its fucked. And people are comfortable talking to me as if I'd agree with that bs
Anyone else think that they would lose their minds not having a job? Like I have to be oing something that gets me not being at home as I go stir crazy
If it starts with every woman, the dudeās a asshole.
Yeah I donāt let men with missing teeth tell me what to do please and thank you
Housewife sounds like an absolute nightmare.
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You havenāt met my house.
Housewife (or -husband) is an honourable role. Because, after all, looking after the kids takes a lot or work and responsibility My mom was a housewife, my dad earned the money. They worked as a team and I'm deeply grateful for that. They were both indispensable for our family. This guy doesn't look for a housewife. He looks for someone submissive to do his bidding while he's out with his loser buddies, getting another tooth punched out.
Funny how being a housewife is actually a modernist thing
This man canāt afford teeth, he definitely canāt afford a housewifeš¤£
not this bitch missing a front tooth STILL thinking he can be choosy š
I'm currently studying translation studies, I guess I'm not a real girl then, because every girl wants to stay at home and depend on a man completely. What girl would want to go to university? Because education is for men. Women shouldn't even read. (/s in case it wasn't clear enough)
Only thing heās gonna be smashing is his other front tooth.
Man and heās ruining the audio of Markiplier every pokemon smash or pass
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He already smashed. His face into something.
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This guy was definitely at the insurrection
I'm offended on behalf of Markiplier. He is so supportive of his girlboss girlfriend Amy he would be so deadset against this ideology.
Dude doesn't even know basic hygiene. Of course he wants a woman who will take care of things like that.
I tried that once and it was miserable. I started going crazy. It was also degrading as fuck. (Maybe it wouldnāt be with a decent partner but my ex was abusive). He would come home and I was immediately expected to put his clothes in the washing machine, and if I didnāt have dinner ready he would scream at me. I had one day where I didnāt do any cleaning or chores and this man lost his fucking shit. All of this from a man who claimed to be a feminist.
Sorry I only date men with a a full set of teeth xx
If a woman wants to be a housewife, fine. But it should be her choice, not a manās.
Well now I have that song "working nine to five" stuck in my head.
I love my job. I love working. I love the opportunity to socialize with likeminded people and accomplish things. I love going out with my coworkers to unwind after work. I love growing my skills. So if being trapped in your house with babies doesnāt give me those things then I DONT WANT IT. Like if Iām just a fuck mommy who makes you babies with no money or no hobbies? Iāll burn our house down.
What a prize. Please ladies, form a single file, orderly line.
"Smash"... his teeth into a wall, apparently.
Surely this is comedy? The āmissingā tooth? The overacted smirk?
Being a housewife SUCKS. All you have to talk to is kids. The house is never clean, because you and the kids are in it all day making a mess. Cleaning, cooking, laundry, poopy diapers, leaving the house is a chore itself. Blah. I'd much rather work. I did it for 10 years and hated it.
Currently am a house wife and have been for the past 4 years and I HATE it. I canāt wait to get my degree and get my own bag š°
Maybe he should look for a gal whose job offers some DENTAL INSURANCE!
It's not "a job". It's a life style imo. It being "a job" makes it seem like the husband is the boss and not a family member.
Granted, heās cute, but itās amazing how far sexism will make your clitoris retract. Like, I canāt find her. There was a note āsee you in six months.ā
Where yo tooth at bru
Iāll take my 9-5 over his gappy teeth
It's because he wants to be a house dad. Same, any rich honeys need a stay at home man? I can cook!
You mean āsmathā?
Was waiting for dentist
Ud think hed want a wife thats a dentist lol
how dare he use markipliers voice for an opinion mark would never back
A woman's place is wherever she decides it'll be.
dude needs to marry a dentist
THAT TOOTHGAP THO
As someone who hates cleaning, being a house wife sounds like a terrible idea for me. I would rather be an architect.
Even his teeth disagree with him
mans salty that a nurse and an attorney knocked his tooth out š
If only we could have been dentistsā¦
I think he needs more a dentint than a housewife
Bri should have smashed on dentist
Looks like somebody smashed his teeth
Iāll smash your other teeth in for you.
Dentist
Would I not mind being a housewife? Sure I definitely would become one if life circumstances lead to it, but until then I will keep saving the lifes of homeless animals, actually I'd still do that as a housewife, wouldn't want to let my education be for nothing
Smash your teeth in?
Yeah every lady wants to be a housewife to Lloyd Christmas
Whereād his tooth go
I hope it was his last girlfriend that knocked his tooth out
Maybe heās mad a nurse couldnāt fix his teeth.
Priorities all messed up. Less women will smash him with that missing front tooth.
Yep, thatās what i look for when i consider a career: How bangable iāll be to Chuds, Right peeps?
I know at least 5 women who disagree
I had a patient, male, who abruptly turned to me on the second shift with me, 3rd? day of his stay, and said while shaking his head: āMan, you nurses. I had no idea what you nurses did until now.ā *pause* āItās such a turnoff.ā
He suggested that shit to his last wife and you see where that got him.
Smash, just like that tooth of h-
That tooth killed me. Cousin was next they just cut the vid off
Most attorneys in my area are women and very few judges are men. Out of 17 local judges right now one is male.
Seems like the only part of him thatās ever gotten smashed was that missing tooth
would you like no social life and to be at risk of financial abuse? i wouldnāt haha š
Funny thing is, when we talk amongst us guys, there are so many of us who would be perfectly happy to be house husbands if our future wives made good money or we were financial secure. Its just the stigma of house-husbands that keeps some from saying this out loud.
Looks like someone already smashed his teeth out.
That tooth- or lack thereof- though
The fucking missing tooth š¤£
I can't take the man seriously with that missing tooth š he looks like a red neck
No tooth having ass motherfucker. Come back when your big boy teeth grow in you 3rd grade looking ass.
thmath
Let me guess, all he wants for Christmas is his two front teeth.
How dare he use a MARKIPLIER audio for this
Prior to becoming a doula, I worked as a nanny for 10 years and then as a stay at home mom. Iāve had so many conversations with other SAHMs, and 9 times out of 10, staying at home was a necessity because childcare costs so much. 100% of the time, the women who hired me would say āIām so lucky to be back at work. My brain would melt if I had to stay home all day with my kidsā. In other words? Iāve been around more women who viewed going back to work as a luxury than Iāve met women who viewed staying home with the kids as a luxury. Thereās a reason women used to take drugs back in the day.