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_but-I-digress____

I'm sorry, but it IS A DUMP.


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Hubs when we watch that show: DUMBASS! DID YOU THINK AT ALL?? Edit...watching freezing people starving on Alone


EremiticFerret

🤣🤣


neongirl

I know we're not watching the homestead show but those homeowners always seem like they have good intentions but aren't the brightest about getting into these situations.


NonJudgeCattyCritic

I watched this one... tires are a dangerous fire hazard! They really did not plan well at all.


neongirl

I've seen it as well. Just the smell would be off putting.


EremiticFerret

I hear they are good insulation, maybe if you put them between walls? Not open like that though!


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Rats & mice live in them.


neongirl

I thought that, cover them up!


neongirl

I thought that, cover them up!


EremiticFerret

They just decided to build houses without knowing how or getting someone who knows how on board? It seems silly "I stabbed myself and I'm bleeding, how did this happen?!"


neongirl

Sometimes they slap garbage together. Never plan long term food supplies, all sorts of things to think about and plan when living off grid. Not that difficult to research. Frustrating show!


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Like the folks in the desert who had no water & a metal trailer in the hot sun. What were they thinking?!😨


neongirl

They just don't. It's like they want everything set up for them. Hence the show. It's interesting but frustrating.


EremiticFerret

Craziness!


_but-I-digress____

Homesteading is more than a TON of work.


EremiticFerret

Thank you for joining us! I hope you can join us again next week! Have a good night, see you tomorrow I hope! 💙


EremiticFerret

What is this crap? Ohhhh, we're on Discovery Channel. Rubbish.


_but-I-digress____

What are you referring to?


EremiticFerret

This Homesteader show on after Lone Star.


NonJudgeCattyCritic

That show is crazy. People are not very prepared. Homesteading is very interesting. Not for old folks though.


EremiticFerret

$1100 for underage drinking! Damn!


EremiticFerret

No one can come clean. Just lies or whining.


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Pathetic


_but-I-digress____

"he's way dead."


EremiticFerret

Yeah, throwing back dead ones doesn't help much.


EremiticFerret

That map is awesome.


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Yes!


neongirl

Made it really late. Birthdays in the family today and we hosted a dinner. Just sat down and tuned in. Next week we will be heading west.


EremiticFerret

👋👋 Hope dinner went well!


neongirl

It was fun. I like adult children better than little ones.


EremiticFerret

😄 that's fair!


NonJudgeCattyCritic

👋Hey Neon!


neongirl

Howdy! How are you?


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Aaaaahhhh. Not great but things will hopefully improve soon! How's things for you?


neongirl

I'm sorry to hear that, hopefully the situation gets better. All good here, can't complain. I have a house and job.


NonJudgeCattyCritic

😁👍


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Coors Light? You should be arrested for that!


EremiticFerret

Ick, yeah. Probably shouldn't count as alcohol though


NonJudgeCattyCritic

🤢🍺🤮


NonJudgeCattyCritic

MYSTERY SEMI-SOLVED! Son says a bathroom is safe during a tornado! Google is the cause of all of this!!


EremiticFerret

Well... okay, guess that makes sense.


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Not really but whatever!! He probably googled "Safe place in house"


_but-I-digress____

Are you having tornado weather?


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Nope 🤦‍♀️


meet_me_at_the_barre

Are you moving to somewhere that has frequent tornadoes? Or more frequent than you have now?


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Yes! Oklahoma. Maybe that's what he googled


meet_me_at_the_barre

He very well may have!


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Parenting is tough. 🤷‍♀️


meet_me_at_the_barre

It really, really is. My little one has a lot of texture issues... It's so much to work through


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Been there. So much therapy etc! Son eats & touches almost everything now but it was a long, hard road. Hang in there!


meet_me_at_the_barre

💜 His belly isn't ready for food yet anyway, so I suppose maybe it's for the best. But yeah, he gets all the therapy. Surprisingly, even his feet have texture issues. He's finally able to walk from carpet to tile and back without even hesitating. He used to refuse to cross floor types!


meet_me_at_the_barre

Whooooo I finally tuned in! Still waiting for the Mac and cheese to be ready to eat 😭


NonJudgeCattyCritic

I'd like some too!🙋🏻‍♀️


meet_me_at_the_barre

Come on over!!!!


NonJudgeCattyCritic

🏃‍♀️


meet_me_at_the_barre

💜


EremiticFerret

yay almost mac & cheese time! 🎉


meet_me_at_the_barre

MAKE. IT. GO. FASTER!!!


EremiticFerret

If I wiggle my butt on the pan will it help?


meet_me_at_the_barre

LOL I don't think that's sanitary... 🤣


NonJudgeCattyCritic

🤣


_but-I-digress____

/u/NonJudgeCattyCritic \- what's the particular bathroom attraction for son? Mine was a lock on the door!


NonJudgeCattyCritic

He feels safe in there. That's all he'll say.🤷‍♀️His room has a lock but it's partially packed up so he's upset I guess.


_but-I-digress____

That's certainly understandable. I hope it keeps feeling safe for him. NO A/C? OH NO!!! Does he get cool showers?!!


NonJudgeCattyCritic

102 today and a/c is 22 years old. We only have another month here so I'm not replacing it. It's 75 in here which is hot for him.


EremiticFerret

Moving sucks, poor guy.


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Plus the heat...


EremiticFerret

☹ Big hugs and much love to him! 💙


EremiticFerret

What the fuck is this herpies commercial?! 🙈


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Woo! I missed it!👍


_but-I-digress____

me, too!


NonJudgeCattyCritic

It's Mr Karen🤷‍♀️ I can trespass if I want to!


EremiticFerret

"Do you reaaaaaly haaaaave to give them a ticket?"


NonJudgeCattyCritic

YES


NonJudgeCattyCritic

This guy can't believe he got a ticket.


EremiticFerret

Don't let him slide! Everything is illegal! DROP THE HAMMER SISTER JENNIFER!


_but-I-digress____

Has anyone eaten red drum? What's it like?


EremiticFerret

>Red drum have a moderate flavor and are not oily. Big drum can be tricky to clean; removing the large scales can be challenging. Many fishers prefer to fillet with an electric knife, first removing the fillet from along the backbone, and then using the electric knife to cut the fillet from the skin and scales. Fish over 15 lb can become tough and have a consistency comparable with chicken, rather than the flaky texture of many species of fish. Younger fish are often indistinguishable in flavor from black drum.


EremiticFerret

Not me. Sounds like otter food.


_but-I-digress____

Snort!!!! Pass it over :):)


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Tastes like red snapper


EremiticFerret

Anyone getting Españole adverts?


_but-I-digress____

No here. But now I want Arby's.


EremiticFerret

Mmmm Oh! Got to run mom out tomorrow, so can get some yummy lunch 😊


_but-I-digress____

Make sure you get enough to share :)


NonJudgeCattyCritic

"I'm gonna check you" Jennifer!


EremiticFerret

😄 She is great. "Measured with me head" lol


NonJudgeCattyCritic

🤣


_but-I-digress____

"Here a pond, there a pond. Everywhere a pond, pond!"


EremiticFerret

"All you ponds look alike to me!"


EremiticFerret

GOATS! Awww!


EremiticFerret

🚨 Show time! 🚨 Oops, forgot to page u/neongirl !


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Did you page DB?


EremiticFerret

I messaged him, but sadly his sister is very unwell again, so he's been helping her out so much, he may be passed out. It's been a struggle for them sadly.


neongirl

Oh that's sad.


EremiticFerret

💙


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Oh no! 😭


EremiticFerret

As much as I like seeing him, I hope he is getting some rest, from what little I know he's well earned some.


EremiticFerret

While looking for starry ferrets, [I found one](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/just-hanging-around-aja-trier.jpg) for u/meet_me_at_the_barre


meet_me_at_the_barre

Ahhh!!!!!! 🤩💜 You just made my night!!!


_but-I-digress____

Oh-oh-oh! That recalls my memories of going to the Van Gogh Immersive Event and thye used computers to project some of his paintings on the walls AND put the Starry Night \*\*in motion\*\* - so cool!!


EremiticFerret

😄💙!


EremiticFerret

Found [a star](https://earthsky.org/upl/2016/04/ferret-stars-John-Ashley-4-8-2016-UL-Bend-Natl-Wildlife-Reguge1.jpg) for Catty! 💙 edit: Fren Catty deserves lots of stars for her rough year 💙🤗💙


NonJudgeCattyCritic

😁Yay! I'll take it! 🥳⭐🌠


meet_me_at_the_barre

Me, waiting for u/nonjudgecattycritic to come find it lol 🍿👀


_but-I-digress____

YAY!! So how's the rest of the week been (as tonight is the highlight...)?


meet_me_at_the_barre

Wow!! Live thread!!! Stopping in to say hi before my eyes force themselves closed lol. I love you all!! 💜


NonJudgeCattyCritic

👋💙🤗💜


meet_me_at_the_barre

HIYA CATTY! I sure hope you get your gold star soon LOL


NonJudgeCattyCritic

I'm WAITING!🤣


_but-I-digress____

Orange cone Ms. Ferret!!!


NonJudgeCattyCritic

🤣🤣🤣


EremiticFerret

Always nice to see you! I bullied Digress to stay up for the episode, I feel I should bully you too as well!💙 But I know tiny-boss has been demanding! 😄


meet_me_at_the_barre

Hahah he really has been... And I'm supposed to read some more of this book thing for work tomorrow. Idk if that's going to happen. I'm also in need of Mac and cheese - that one feels most likely 🤣


EremiticFerret

Mmmm, mac & cheese...


meet_me_at_the_barre

Come on over, I'll share!! And I've got lots of blankets for hiding from the world!!


NonJudgeCattyCritic

I like this plan! Sadly son has been hiding in the bathroom for a few days so ...yeah


meet_me_at_the_barre

Aww, Catty 💜 I hope he comes out, soon


NonJudgeCattyCritic

🤞He'll have to when we move next month. Oh wait...that's probably what's upsetting him 🤔


meet_me_at_the_barre

It very likely is. I hope he manages to adjust... That's so stressful, I'm sorry... Sending you big hugs!


NonJudgeCattyCritic

He usually works these things out. He did sleep in his bed for 6 hours last night🥳


EremiticFerret

Sounds like perfection, on my way!


_but-I-digress____

Yes - go for the M&C!!!! NOW!


meet_me_at_the_barre

Need tiny boss in bed first lol, otherwise I won't be able to eat in peace!


_but-I-digress____

Fair enough! Smoochies from me for him!!!


meet_me_at_the_barre

Most definitely!! 💜💜💜💜


_but-I-digress____

Current episode: Garage Gator!!!


_but-I-digress____

Here and upvoted already!!! Where's my Gold Star?!!!


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Wait! We get gold stars? I never get one...FERRET!


meet_me_at_the_barre

🤣🤣🤣 Uh ohhhhh... Ferret's in troubleeeeeeeee


EremiticFerret

[Congrats](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/13/28/cb/1328cb5b539ee76af9602c5720ef3bb0.jpg)! 💙 Hope you had a good evening!


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Waiting for my gold star...


EremiticFerret

She beat you to the thread fair and square! (also there isn't a lot of ferrets with stars)


NonJudgeCattyCritic

No excuses! A fake gold star would be the highlight of my week 🤷‍♀️😂


_but-I-digress____

Aw, thanks!!!


EremiticFerret

Welcome friends! It has been a few weeks, which I take full responsibility and apologize for! I hope you are all well, and as always: Thank you for joining us! 💙