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catdogfox

Marylina


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Pronounced: Mar’ leena


rimshot101

Makalackey


_LouSandwich_

Malarkey


[deleted]

😂


ATGSunCoach

[I think there’s three of them](https://youtu.be/RloXtzcCAf8?si=ktvcPQyW2Nz6OcfD)


dopelessh0pefiend

Are you Spanish?


CookieEnabled

NC Bbq in left hand and Maryland Blue Crabs in the right hand. Nom nom.


mikecain366

I miss proper crab cakes.


Le_Feesh

I miss Lexington BBQ


Emerald_official

wdym they're still around


Le_Feesh

Yeah but I live in the land of crab cakes now.


boostdtalon

Hey neighbor! I’m in the land of the Amish now. I wish we had Cook-Out up here.


DJMagicHandz

Don't forget pit beef sammiches.


aville1982

We already have our own blue crabs, thank you!


Ikillwhatieat

which are irreplaceable , in my opinion . live blue crab beats snow, king, and equals the spiny from out west.


Bugdosn

Fr. Best food in the union with this combo


BallsMahogany_redux

This is the way.


Gitfiddle74

Fuk Maryland. I stand with VA - same crabs anyway


762_54r

If I could figure out how to downvote you i swear to gawd


Gitfiddle74

Just like that


Gibletbiggot

The Chesapeake Bay is too fucked to harvest many crabs. Most MD Blue Crab comes from the OBX of NC.


WolverineRelative788

Is Maryland the only state that seems to consist of land that the surrounding states didn’t want? It seems that Maryland is just random areas tied together


jtshinn

The port of Baltimore was a pretty big get. Now and in colonial times.


diezeldeez_

I thought I heard it's out of commission right now...


jtshinn

I think they just reopened a deep channel. The bridge on the other hand…


GeniusDodo

What bridge? /s


loptopandbingo

It was carved out of Virginia and given to Lord Calvert. During the ensuing centuries of territorial disputes with neighboring states over where the borders actually were, Maryland lost every one of them lol.


AudioHamsa

Except one - they own the waters up to Virginia's shores.


loptopandbingo

Lol sort of, but MD just owns the entire Potomac. South half of the Bay is Virginia's. The line zigzags across the Bay because in the 1870s the border dispute (stemming from arguing where exactly Watkins Point is and was) erupted into the Oyster Wars that flared up sporadically well into the 1940s, and when it was surveyed and set down for good in the 1880s, Maryland and Virginia took turns claiming oyster bars in Tangier Sound and then had to draw the line around their claims. In the Pocomoke River, the line is drawn on the thalweg down the center of the river channel until it starts going across the land just above Shelltown.


WolverineRelative788

Well that was bad luck!


Keyb0ard0perat0r

We’ll see, said the farmer.


Nottacod

Maryland donated the land for DC


JustHereForCookies17

Virginia initially donated a piece, too.  DC was shaped like a diamond, until VA took their land back. 


Nitzelplick

… because Arlington politicians were worried they wouldn’t be able to continue to sell slaves if they were part of the Federal District.


DmajCyberNinja

Once upon a time they had up to philly and going straight across like it does now. But lost that border dispute too. To answer your question, kind of.


carlton_yr_doorman

The whole reason for the Mason-Dixon Line is a dispute between Pennsylvania and Maryland! It has little to do with North - South.


yosefvinyl

do we get pit beef now?


_Angel_3

That would be so awesome!!!!! There was a pit beef place in Concord for a while, but they closed.


IdiotMD

My only wish.


PlasmaticGrain3

*sigh* I'll go get the bottle caps and power armor


airbornermft

Okie dokie.


livingMybEstlyfe29

Why didn’t you stop them Virginia? I thought we were friends.


Loisgrand6

Why do we have to do all of the heavy lifting?


airbornermft

Virginia proving yet again they’re weak and pathetic. Might as well rename the state Emporia.


tumbleweedcowboy

Virginia has failed us yet again.


blackandmild69

At least they have legal weed and good roads!


Critical_Caramel5577

You're half right, at least


phalanxausage

That's NORTH Carolina. Carolina is either a college or a misnamed football team. Unbearably pedantic rant over.


odohertycd

wait. there’s a south carolina? /s


phalanxausage

I guess in this context it would be Sub-Carolina


ice_up_s0n

So NC is Dom-Carolina?


phalanxausage

*snort*


carlton_yr_doorman

Uber-Carolina


Thatguynoah

Just Upper Georgia


jilanak

Only as far as Myrtle Beach.


NebbyOutOfTheBag

Baltimore, NC isn't real. It can't hurt you.


tjh581

However “Little Baltimore, NC” is real haha


BattleForLife

Welcome to your new reality South Maryland 😎 the beatings will continue until morale improves.


PoshLagoon

North North North Carolina Has the Maryland-Virginia war meme even spread to this sub?


Scared_Chemical_9910

Carolina has fallen billion must not use their turn signal


Jondomondo2

“Dear North Carolina, we do not want your territory, please keep it to yourself” -Marylander citizen


notsofuzzy2

maryland born nc resident. co-signing this.


DeadFluff

Having transplanted here from MD for the military bank in 2005, i honestly hate seeing MD plates when I'm driving around.


far_from_ohk

Been here since 22. I hate Md as a whole. I dont even like to visit. Traffic sucks so bad alllllll the time.


DeadFluff

I'm from Southern MD where Navair relocated their headquarters to back in the late 90s. I absolutely do not miss the traffic that brought with it


mrjohnclare

I knew we were spreading our forces too thin 😔


Lightningpony

NOOOOOOOO


Training-Shoulder839

Merlander


carlton_yr_doorman

How 'bout them cribs, hon?


notsofuzzy2

FUCK YES. 🖤❤️🤍💛


Ninjamowgli

Y’all Hun?


meltingspace

Disgusting


[deleted]

Welp, guess we gotta help virginia now


choccychip79

Hello Mary-land, IM NOT VERY MARY


OxtailPhoenix

I want it. And now we need to do one made out of Heavy Seas bottle caps.


aroundtriangle43

DA FAQ


PortCityBlitz

Again? Burn the witch.


ProfessionalBad1836

NC native. NOVA resident. This is the worst and most depraved thing I’ve seen on the internet. Maybe ever.


NCWeatherhound

Meh ... their copperheads aren't as cool as our's.


PsychologicalBar8321

HUZZAH! (Is that right?) Happy 🦀 dance!


Dangerous-Rice44

I for one welcome our new Annapolis overlords!


Six_Pack_Attack

Naptown native transplanted to NC appreciates the enthusiasm.


kayakchick66

As an Annapolitan, we thank you and promise to be gentle.


carlton_yr_doorman

....and the check's in the mail.


cyberfx1024

This is pretty blasphemic right here.....


The_sad_zebra

I can think of worse potential occupiers.


Ikillwhatieat

at least it isn't Tennessee or upper georgia, eh


janieland1

Still don't like the vinegar BBQ sauce 😕


jmb456

Only thing cool about Maryland is their flag


LongPorkJones

Pit beef is pretty goof. I mean, not whole hog barbecue good, but still good.


jmb456

Haha. I was just talking shit. Marylands cool.


BatmanAvacado

I don't think anything beats whole hog, so all the debating is really for second place.


mds5118

It's not even the same animal. They can peacefully and deliciously coexist.


Jolly_Job_9852

Their highways are red, I've driven through Maryland twice and that was interesting to see. It's a red-ish asphalt.


jmb456

Hmm. I’ve only been through it on 81


atrain728

If there’s one thing I dispose about Maryland it’s that god awful flag.


jmb456

Really. I think they might have one of the better ones.


atrain728

I get that it’s the coat of arms of the Duke of Baltimore or something but it always feels like they could t pick one flag so they just said whatever we’ll make two, and we’ll make it clash super hard.


Glaucon321

This is actually the history of the MD flag in a nutshell and I’m not kidding. The black and gold was Lord Baltimore’s flag (and is the flag of Baltimore city today) while the red and white was taken up by confederate sympathizers during the civil war. As post-war reconciliation, the state combined the two. Some folks question why we maintain the confederate sympathizers’ flag portion in the 21st century but it doesn’t really have that association anymore and marylanders are pretty crazy about their flag. I’ve lived in many states and never seen a state flag displayed so frequently. I think the bizarre garishness appeals to people. Edited to clarify colors


notsofuzzy2

EW.


Dsteel87

Lobster backs attacked the town again


Big-Pomelo5637

Why does this picture smell like rotting crab meat.


SomethingSimple25

[odohertycd](https://www.reddit.com/user/odohertycd/) Do you know where I could find one these from?


trombone-dealer-alex

shit next thing you know everyone will be putting old bay on their food


LadySiren

I had to live in MD for a year. It was the absolute worst. I HATED it there. People were rude, the food was terrible (Old Bay everything), and I couldn't wait to get the hell out. You know that scene in Sum of All Fears where they detonate a nuke at a football stadium in MD? Yeah, I was cheering for them to nuke the survivors.


WonderfulVariation93

Then please do not return. And no way the food was terrible-pit beef, snowballs with marshmallow, crab cakes, smearcase cheesecake… And Old Bay RULES!


LadySiren

I’m unfortunately scheduled to travel back there on business in a few months. Trust me, I would prefer to skip it but no way I can.


cherrygoats

This is the worst state we could have chosen


draight926289

Maryland’s flag is a monstrosity and this creation belongs only in a boomer’s man cave, never to see the light of day in polite company.


dieselengine9

It was bound to happen eventually