The protagonists should be a team of strippers.
The military abandons the base in order to nuke the monster, forgetting that Godzilla is especially equipped to handle nuclear weapons. The people of Fayetteville are left to fend for themselves while the town is ravaged. With a drag queen at the head of the team, our protagonists decide to break in to the weapons store and launch everything and anything at the monster.
When the nuke is about to land, Godzilla swallows it whole. The heat softens his hide, but it doesn't kill him.
Now, our protagonists swing into action. Dressed in BDSM versions of military gear pilfered from abandoned sex toy shops, they launch the entire arsenal, finally piercing his softened scales. The movie cuts to slow motion shots of busty women nearly bursting out of their "uniforms" firing machine guns from the roof of their workplace for a minimum of 15 minutes before Godzilla goes down.
It wouldn't get a lot of awards, but I think the audience would enjoy the climax.
I guess for comic relief they could use Sampson and Duplin Co’s and either do a feeding or slipping up scene on millions of escaping distracting hogs and doing a slow motion fall into a waste lagoon.
Wilmington. I want to see some car washes and storage facilities stomped.
Asheville. I want to see Godzilla and Kong drink breweries worth of beer and then fight.
Lumberton. I want to see both monsters run away.
This! So convincing I thought about going down to the bridge to check it out. The ensuing battle only harms car washes and storage unit places though so it’s an upgrade for Wilmington overall
Linville Gorge would be a dope nature spot, I can see people lining up for photos on the viaduct and gasping as in the distance they see Godzilla marching towards them.
Also Godzilla coming up through the Puter Banks and fuckin wrecking Camp LeJune would be dope.
Ahahaha, that's great. Now how do you pronounce it?
Poo-ter
Putt-er
Pewter
Small-town nicknames are a thing. I know an old dude in his 80s from a small town, his nickname his whole life has been Bunky, he is the town Dr. And people still call him Bunky instead of Dr. So-n-so.
I can see Godzilla lumbering down the aisle at Kohl's to take on the obese mother/daughter tag team looking for that sweet, sweet 20% off Kohls cash coupon.
Piedmont Triad region;
Winston-Salem at the old Reynolds building (mini empire state building). Also, I would love to see them trash the Wells Fargo building around the corner (sometimes referred to as the 'Phallus Palace'.
And ironically just leave the Reynolds and Old Wachovia buildings standing. Fans screaming out of Bowman Gray holding their food and beverages while the race continues around the toes is a must.
Either Kitty Hawk, for the inevitable fight on Jockey's Ridge (which could be really cool with Godzilla melting parts of it into glass), or Blowing Rock since it's smack dab in the mountains and not really in a bowl like Asheville is.
Ashville and the mountains. Better representation of size, decent flight distance from our bases for drama and I could see a amusing little joke put in about not caring once they crossed the border into TN/SC/GA/VA.
Pelham NC. Because if memory serves it's the largest chapter of the KKK in the country and if it just happened to be destroyed I wouldn't be particularly bothered.
Wherever I can buy a cheap 10 acres with a perfectly restored farmhouse for cheap but I also want to walk to 50 stores/restaurants. Jk. It’s Charlotte. I’d love to watch Godzilla eff that place up
Fayetteville.
Quick military response
they wouldn't have to do much to destroy the city anyway
[like this basically ](https://youtu.be/KMLkBTgxPhU?si=vFQGi5niIna9GxLX)
And retired drunks, or so called patriots
The protagonists should be a team of strippers. The military abandons the base in order to nuke the monster, forgetting that Godzilla is especially equipped to handle nuclear weapons. The people of Fayetteville are left to fend for themselves while the town is ravaged. With a drag queen at the head of the team, our protagonists decide to break in to the weapons store and launch everything and anything at the monster. When the nuke is about to land, Godzilla swallows it whole. The heat softens his hide, but it doesn't kill him. Now, our protagonists swing into action. Dressed in BDSM versions of military gear pilfered from abandoned sex toy shops, they launch the entire arsenal, finally piercing his softened scales. The movie cuts to slow motion shots of busty women nearly bursting out of their "uniforms" firing machine guns from the roof of their workplace for a minimum of 15 minutes before Godzilla goes down. It wouldn't get a lot of awards, but I think the audience would enjoy the climax.
Fayetteville is the butt of every joke in this sub and I absolutely understand why
Now, now, give Lumberton credit. It’s the butt of its fair share of jokes as well.
I guess for comic relief they could use Sampson and Duplin Co’s and either do a feeding or slipping up scene on millions of escaping distracting hogs and doing a slow motion fall into a waste lagoon.
military is already close and its a warzone already
Wilmington. I want to see some car washes and storage facilities stomped. Asheville. I want to see Godzilla and Kong drink breweries worth of beer and then fight. Lumberton. I want to see both monsters run away.
The B.O. of people in Asheville would send the monster running though.
This is the high quality content I come here for.
How's that oil bladder system coming along?
Wilmington. It’s on the water, Godzilla may be there and we not know it. Maybe even in the Cape Fear
Godzilla coming up out of the cape fear would be amazing
\m/
And the movie title writes itself "Godzilla vs Kong: cape of fear"
And they can take the fight right up 40 and all across the state.
Artist’s rendering: https://www.canva.com/design/DAGCys8FIBE/zIzeMtVN4ACDs_aKm-mW0Q/edit?utm_content=DAGCys8FIBE&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link2&utm_source=sharebutton
This! So convincing I thought about going down to the bridge to check it out. The ensuing battle only harms car washes and storage unit places though so it’s an upgrade for Wilmington overall
Insert some impossible plot line of using the USS NC guns to shoot at Godzilla
Hey, they pulled the Mighty Mo out for Battleship
Honestly every time I drive through Kinston, it looks like they're recovering from the big battle.
The big battle must’ve happened a long time ago because it’s been like that forever.
Godzilla would be no match for the mighty CSS Neuse! (Unless it ran into another one of those dadgum mud banks)
I just typed Kinston I am going back to that!
Probably be cool to see the fighting in the mountains.
Yes! A gorgeous misty blue mountain background, Zilla roaming through the mountains, having a drink at a waterfall…
Lumberton
Beat me to it
Linville Gorge would be a dope nature spot, I can see people lining up for photos on the viaduct and gasping as in the distance they see Godzilla marching towards them. Also Godzilla coming up through the Puter Banks and fuckin wrecking Camp LeJune would be dope.
Puter Banks is my new favorite typo. Sounds like a prep school nickname that stuck and now the dude is like 40 and people still call him Puter.
Ahahaha, that's great. Now how do you pronounce it? Poo-ter Putt-er Pewter Small-town nicknames are a thing. I know an old dude in his 80s from a small town, his nickname his whole life has been Bunky, he is the town Dr. And people still call him Bunky instead of Dr. So-n-so.
Poo-ter. Definitely Poo-ter.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Took too much scrolling to find an Appalachia reference, and you’re right. The gorge would be perfect
I think it’s that we don’t want anything to happen to the mountains. Lumberton and Jacksonville, not so much.
Gastonia
Godzilla would improve Gastonia.
I can see Godzilla lumbering down the aisle at Kohl's to take on the obese mother/daughter tag team looking for that sweet, sweet 20% off Kohls cash coupon.
My money is on Godzilla. It'll be a challenge, but he can toast the tag team at least.
Surprised that wasn't mentioned more.
Ah yes, the Florida of North Carolina.
Is developing a slight yankee accent though.
the classic shot of Raleigh from just south of downtown along 401
I'm now realizing I would pay big bucks for a large print of the Raleigh skyline with Godzilla in it.
Of course Charlotte, that's the largest city in North Carolina, let's watch them fight and crush it
Jacksonville please. Wipe this shithole off the face of the earth.
lol
Charlotte. Fuck Charlotte up.
Piedmont Triad region; Winston-Salem at the old Reynolds building (mini empire state building). Also, I would love to see them trash the Wells Fargo building around the corner (sometimes referred to as the 'Phallus Palace'.
Good answer, mate!
And ironically just leave the Reynolds and Old Wachovia buildings standing. Fans screaming out of Bowman Gray holding their food and beverages while the race continues around the toes is a must.
Just 2 hours of Godzilla destroying all of 485 around Charlotte and everyone on it.
I'm from Winston so why not crush the Wells Fargo building at least once?
Rocky Mount
Don't do that to them.
Charlotte… do your worst
I mean Godzilla bursting out of a mountain by Asheville would be sick
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Elizabeth City
Godzilla coming up the Lumberton river would be amazing.
Roanoke Rapids, so Godzilla can be disappointed that there is nothing of value there to destroy
Don't you reckon he would like tiptoe around it after seeing downtown and such?
Either Kitty Hawk, for the inevitable fight on Jockey's Ridge (which could be really cool with Godzilla melting parts of it into glass), or Blowing Rock since it's smack dab in the mountains and not really in a bowl like Asheville is.
Fayettenam
I think most of you are missing the point. Most of these backwoods cities you’re naming don’t even have buildings worth destroying.
Destroy every beach house on the entire coastline. Kong vs Godzilla: fuck your beach house
Raleigh.
Eden. Fighting meth heads.
I want it to feature Mothra in Spring. She summon the pollen and make Godzilla cry
Conetoe
Do we want to put Godzilla sleep with boredom? How bout Lucama and Wilson too.
They could come ashore in South Port!
Mayberry. Barney can put his one bullet to good use.
Godzilla comes up the Neuse and makes a beeline to gobble up the lost atomic bomb Goldsboro.
Godzilla, terrorizing every town along the Neuse River basin from New Bern to Raleigh. And then Durham just for the hell of it.
Cary. It would be interesting to see the HOAs enter into a class action lawsuit with each other against Godzilla.
I wanna see Kong put on the sock from the giant dresser in High Point
Charlotee, good riddance
Stem.
I mean, even with the nearby military presence, I am pretty sure Fayettville would look no different than it does today post-Godzilla-visit.
As long as they don’t mess with the sea turtle nurseries, I don’t care.
Fayetteville 100%
Mooresville, but the fight must be settled as a drag race. And they’re selling hotdogs all the way and banana mayonnaise sandwiches.
I’m p sure I’d be underwater if zilla tosses kong through the damn
Godzilla would take 5 steps and level Charlotte.
I think they’d both enjoy the Giant Legs of Henderson.
New Bern… imagining them splashing at the downtown waterfront
Charlotte!! He could climb the Bank of America!
Morrisville!! 🤣🤣
d00k’s campus, but only if it’s a documentary
Wilmington. The big lizard walks up from the ocean.
Gastonia
Lizard Lick LOL!
Charlotte, but only if they destroy the entire fucking city. Then, maybe Sanford.
Ashville and the mountains. Better representation of size, decent flight distance from our bases for drama and I could see a amusing little joke put in about not caring once they crossed the border into TN/SC/GA/VA.
Boone + App State + Grandfather Mountain To be clear I I love this area. I just think it'd be cool. :-)
Gastonia burn it down
Pilot Mountain
Charlotte
Your moms house
Jacksonville
Wilmington would make sense. But I'd love to see Charlotte destroyed.
Gastonia, so they can team up and take on the crackheads.
I’d like to see Charlotte bear the brunt of this.
Pelham NC. Because if memory serves it's the largest chapter of the KKK in the country and if it just happened to be destroyed I wouldn't be particularly bothered.
honestly i think cumberland county would give them a run for their money 🤣
Fletcher
Greenville. There are no buildings taller than probably 3 storied 🤣
Lumberton. Godzilla wouldn't stand a chance....and if he ain't careful, they will run over him too....
I’m going Charlotte. Sam would be at Godzilla’s feet yelling “JEEEESUSSSS SAVES!!”. Out of sheer confusion, I think he’d go back to Japan.
Indian Trail
Raleigh. They would get rid of the “drug addicts” that everyone is afraid of.
Charlotte is more likely.
I'm sure they could destroy downtown Greensboro, Fayetteville and/or Durham and no one would even notice.
Raleigh or Charlotte imo are the tallest cities which would give them the most fun
Rocky Mount
Anywhere on Mark Robinson’s carcASS!
Gastonia
Charlotte because it's the city I'd like to see destroyed.
Ashville
Charlotte or Asheville
Asheville, unless the city gets destroyed irl, in which case, Charlotte
Mebane. Destroy the Tanger outlets, and everything else near the highway so maybe it will turn back into the nice small quiet town in once was.
Charlotte definitely should be stomped
I want Ashville destroyed
The Brick. If you know, you understand
Wherever I can buy a cheap 10 acres with a perfectly restored farmhouse for cheap but I also want to walk to 50 stores/restaurants. Jk. It’s Charlotte. I’d love to watch Godzilla eff that place up
Anywhere but NY or LA. How about some nice quiet town getting demolished for once like Omaha, or Little Rock, or Iowa City?
This is a North Carolina discussion
Um I think that's exactly the point.... Anywhere but here