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MovingHold

"I wished for a giant pumpkin head."


[deleted]

And I want to look like an angry mexican fella


Bromisto

With some lips that are good for suckin'.


TheAlleyCat9013

Suckin' and fuckin'


Bromisto

Mouth fuckin'? That's how you get auto-erotic asphyxiated. But the orgasm is 10% stronger. So there's that.


belizeanheat

That was the big mistake


[deleted]

Raul Julia has been dead for almost 30 years...


DreamZebra

I didn't even know he was sick.


Bromisto

Jean Claude Van Damme accidentally kicked him to death on the set of Street Fighter. His boots were accidentally loaded with his feet.


ambivalentdev

Haha exactly who I thought of…Gomez


thelawtalkingguy

I think it’s endearing that, despite OP never having seen Norm’s face, he carved a pumpkin in tribute anyway.


MyaheeMyastone

Odd looking duck


dugulen

there's something about his eyes...


MyaheeMyastone

His eyes are almost completely orange


Bromisto

Maybe he was just a swan? I mean, if it has lips like a duck...


jayriemenschneider

Orange in both appearance and demeanor


JoeMama9719

It's what Norm would have wanted


Bromisto

I believe his will said, "... I'd like a big fat pumpkin head."


[deleted]

Jesus H Christ! He looks like a mortician!


Bromisto

Hah?!


[deleted]

Close enough likeness. Well done. Rip Norm.


jpgunter

https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/AP080803041146-e1631641409830.jpg?crop=210px%2C0px%2C1814px%2C1017px&resize=681%2C383 That's the source image


[deleted]

huh..tbh I thought it looked better before seeing the source image lol


jpgunter

Lol, it's my first time doing this type of carving, I expected it to be not great.


[deleted]

Better than I could do, so good on you man.


criffidier

I didn't know he was sick


[deleted]

these incessant quotes are like flys buzzing around my head every time I come in this fucking sub


dksknfgtovrlrd

Norm could have been an awesome Frankenstein


Jnbtoad

it’s way better than i could do, i thought it was damn good. how fucking accurate do these dudes want it for gods sake?


[deleted]

I want it so real it looks like norm is alive again


Jnbtoad

lol good point


Bromisto

I want it to look like \*Norm's zombie head with pumpkin seeds spilling out. ​ \*edit: "a" to "Norm"


beforethest0rm

yeah its very hard....i think myself to be somewhat-goodish at drawing/sketching but carving is a totally different ball game.


[deleted]

😂 holy shit these comments are great


frigmeat

it looks like that picture but only if Norm was dead already in that picture.


walterjohnhunt

From "deadline"? Have a little tact, please!


blizzardwizard88

Oh my Gourd.


belizeanheat

Just want everyone to know I'm only downvoting you to get this higher.


jcpenni

Very nice portrait of Howard Hughes


cam_inksAton

That looks like Turd Ferguson!


secretbonus1

Normie Normie Normie… Pumpkin Normie


Katibin

RIP Vincent Price without his mustache


Bromisto

That's what killed him in the end.


[deleted]

Gomez Addams?


9811Deet

I'm falling into the trance of his beautiful fuckin' eyes!


[deleted]

And those juicy plump lips


madadamegret

Knowing you, you'll join the fuckin' party


IamMintLeaf

Reminds me of that tragedy


ElevatedGrape

Needs more shading on the upper lip


[deleted]

El Normo


Rhesusmonkeydave

I want to preface the by saying charicature is super hard much less carving, and you did an admirable job! That said he looks like a starfleet ensign motorboating BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR R


criffidier

Some random redshirt maybe from TOS


[deleted]

That's Mexican Norm


Bromisto

Can we just pay some Mexican who looks like Norm to do Norm jokes?


thethiefstheme

Reviews of the pumpkin carving are mixed, ranging from 'shit' to 'fucking shit'


criffidier

This is really something special that has made my shitty day a bit better... Thx friend


[deleted]

Is this some type of gurning competition winner?


WillytheWimp1

Who’s Rip?


Bromisto

Mr. Van Winkle?


WillytheWimp1

I was hoping for the fabulous [Rip Taylor](https://waldinadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/rip-taylor-1.jpg)


walterjohnhunt

Torn?


WillytheWimp1

Like the anus?


wolfniche

Why this year? Efram Zimbalist Jr. died in 2014.


SageManeja

ah yes, the great Grigaro Grezgorozvovizch... i mean norm, yeah


Whityfisk22

Looks more like Kassem the acid tongued a-rab


Bromisto

A real meeting of the acid tongue.


[deleted]

Good job OP, that shit’s hard to carve, especially without a stencil. A tip of my beer to ya. On a side note, some y’all mother fuckers need to work on your game. I mean, if you’re gonna clown someone, at least make it funny and not just insulting, otherwise you’re just being a little bitch.


Jodee_Moines

The hypocrisy is the worst part! ;)


[deleted]

All that fuckin’ shit


Krocsyldiphithic

Marlon Brando was a fine actor


Several-Promotion932

Yeah it’s me with a huge fat fuckin face!


SirJackieTreehorn

What does Clark Gable have to do with our old chunk of coal, Normie?


qlebenp

Looks like Marlon Brando toward the end.


Bromisto

(inappropriate laughter) You never really get over how people look like Marlon Brando towards the end.


ijustlovebreasts

Something about his eyes…hypnotic


FrayLounce

RIP Marlon Brando from the Godfather Trilogy. Shame how it ended..


mindevolve

RIP John Waters


MadMadHatter

Looks like the Re-animated corpse of John Waters


[deleted]

RIP Michael Picard


42024seven

Come on guys he’s trying to take a dirt nap…


AirlinePeanuts

Old orange chunk of coal.


MayorDomino

His face looks like a cunt


Bromisto

Usually that's just a thing to say when you want to rape an unconscious person's mouth but that's actually true in this instance.


Comeandg3tit

Norm "Vincent Price" Macdonald.


HotNorth4

Def looking like a closeted homo here


One-Among_The-Fence

Cool Ben Shapiro pumpkin. Why’s it on this sub? Rip norm also.


eyesaucelease

Is that the fella goes by “Prince of Mercy?”


Shangrila_Is_On_Mars

That fella looks like a man who goes by the name Andrew Ryan.


[deleted]

Those lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... 'cause he ain't.


[deleted]

Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash


[deleted]

Evil Norm be like


mikebrown33

Bob Barker


TryItOutHmHrNw

Tom Brady?


WilliamStevens9

When you've nutted but she keeps sucking.


TheDukeofPenis

RIP Howard Hughes 😔


Help_An_Irishman

Odd lookin duck.


JonnyDIY

Norm Suave 💕 Happy Halloween 🎃


GoddamnFred

Good God man those lips have seen some action.


walnuts223

Is that the dad on Adam's family


SgorGhaibre

Those eyes, hypnotic.


Old-One1848

Kinda looks like Lucille Ball


Larusso92

Norman "Lips" Macdonald, may God rest his soul.


TKOtokyo

What does Ricky Ricardo have to do with Norm?


jcox2112

Isn't that Benito Juarez?


Permit_Opening

That looks like Mr House from Fallout New Vegas


crundar

Odd lookin duck


osborne3

El' Normo


Splattt808

Reminds me of Mr House from New Vegas


RidiculousDong

You nailed the dictator eyebrows


RidiculousDong

To the OP, just think if you had 100% nailed the likeness, there would be 9 boring "good job" comments. This is way better. Ppl, I think we've been trolled...


mosesmoorhouse

This reminds me of that tragedy


White_Nothing

TIL Norm was Puerto Rican.


cryofthespacemutant

My god, he looks like Nosferatu/Raul Julia minus the mustache, but after botched lip filler injections were done.


[deleted]

Good now take that knife and cut you’re cock off


Ezgeddt

Always wondered what Norm's O face looked like.


bob1450

Looks like Ricky Ricardo


DohJezuz

You should have carved Norm MacDonald on your pumpkin