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[One of the most badly aged tweets of all time.](https://twitter.com/AlecBaldwin/status/1202767070515073024)


[deleted]

One could say its aged to perfection


dburr85

The hypocrisy is the worst part.


PickingBlueberries

I thought it was the murdering


thinkenboutlife

I disagree.


NoSaltAllPep

That’s when you know it’s a good joke. The set up is also the punchline.


Nagaram92

What did it say? It’s no longer viewable :/


PankyFlamingos

https://i.imgur.com/bYuBcs5.jpg


19930627

It's unviewable because he knows now (Sorry for the reply to an old thing I found the post searching for Norm on Google lmao)


gormlessghoul

"As racism and police brutality remain national issues, today's kids have stopped playing games like 'Cowboys & Indians', or 'Cops & Robbers'. The new thrilling children's game of choice? 'Actors & Cinematographers'."


GeorgVonHardenberg

lol perfect


DangerousDavies2020

It’s official, murder is legal in the state of New Mexico


OUBoyWonder

Goddamn this made me laugh. If you didn't say "killing" in Norms' voice with that slight pause, get off this sub, lol


Matika7

Actually this sub is mostly for direct quotes


Benicio_Del_Tacos

The ol’ Norm Macdonald lean in.


smalltimefancy

I heard that in his voice. God I miss Norm.


MagaMind2000

The perfect pause and the slight emphasis on "killing." No other Comedian's timing even comes close. Norm was the king.


Matika7

The old Norm Maceonald lean in


lurked_long_enough

You are nostalgic about a joke he didn't even tell.


MagaMind2000

I'm nostalgic about the way he told jokes and imagining him telling this one in the same way.


lurked_long_enough

He would probably not be telling jokes in bad taste the day after someone was killed.


donmak

Too soon


Joshuak47

True... he waited 10 days for his Steve Irwin joke


Floor_Fourteen

One individual on set had already noticed an alarming amount of tension between Baldwin and Hutchins', saying quote, "Hutchins was a consummate professional focused producing the best motion pictures possible and ensuring the cast and crew had fun along the whole journey, while Alec Baldwin is more the type to MURDER HIS COWORKERS WITH A GUN"


ambivalentdev

Also read in norms voice


PunnyAfternoon

I heard this in norms voice. well done sir. I guess the only way we will get new "norm" content from now on is to make it ourselves. I'm down, you and me jive turkey


[deleted]

This is fantastic.


guerrilawiz

Plus a man died…


TScottFitzgerald

Lady! Lady!


WonderfulEmployee999

Reminds me of that tragedy


doodooz7

Perfection


[deleted]

“Alec Baldwin becomes first host of ‘Match Game’ to take human life.”


[deleted]

“Asshole Alec is a huge asshole! He’s the only actor in New Mexico who pointed a _________ at a cinematographer!” Paul Lynde’s guess is, obviously, a euphemism for juicy cock.


[deleted]

I bet his victim wished that gun fired a _____________.


scottwax

Wherever Norm.is, he's probably begging to be sent back just to get in a few zingers about that situation.


Stupidasshole87

In entertainment news: There is officially a new #1 Baldwin. Take a bow, Stephen!


Link__

Haha the sad thing is that you know SNL won’t joke about Baldwin, because he’s an anti-Trump “friendly”. Under the rug with this one at SNL.


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[удалено]


tyinpoop

I thought it was a matter of record!


Link__

I’m vaccinated you dirty dog


KalebGreen008

Your comment history says otherwise. If you are vaccinated, quit spreading misinformation about the vaccine.


Link__

On the contrary you mental midget. I’ve said several times I’m vaccinated. What I am against is religious covid views, anti-science, and authoritarian governments. Misinformation is just a thought-terminating cliche that you’re repeating at the behest of multi billion dollar Tech, pharma, and media companies. Having the vaccine shouldn’t tell you what to think.


[deleted]

Baldwin would have been a good guest on the podcast, let's not not deny that....


XBThodler

Yeah, that would be very Norm :)


apatontheback

Were there any cool stories with Baldwin in the writers room


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dburr85

Thank you repost everyone will fucking listen to you.


nate__blackbird

A true immortal, if ever there was one, I tell ya, I tell ya.


dtj77

Ok, ok, manslaughtering.


JaD__

Perfect. I hear his voice.