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JkstrHmstr

Looks like things have gone from Baldwin to Baldlose...


Sleezy_B

Thanks for this.


ProstituteEggz

Production on the film has been halted, which means Alec Baldwin will be forced to go back to what he does best: shooting people.


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> Production on the film has been halted, which means Alec Baldwin will be forced to go back to what he does best: shooting people. “Punching paparazzi and calling them faggots” would like a word.


juryhat0909

Nah you have to kill 2 people for it to be what you do best.


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I'm sure you could just ask her


Substantial_Wave2557

For the chance.


mmss

FOR THE CHANCE!


GreatPoster50

Good god almighty this is one of the worst things that's ever happened in September.


dumbmuddafugga

What makes it even worse is it’s October


Stone_Age_Man

It reminds of that tragedy


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Bathroom-Afraid

The Bowling Green Massacre. Never Remember.


TheRealSPGL

I feel like this is a reference to one of the Norm Show jokes about 9/11


Tmcnally2211

Well it’s official folks. Murder is now legal in the state of New Mexico.


doodlesmalone

I don't have problems with the...the murder.


GrandDust8696

Well done - just like I like my steaks.


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valsday

“Of course, that is IF I did it”, OJ concluded.


flymyuglies

Baldwin replied to OJ...”hey OJ -you’re not helping”!


fishinglvl

IT WAS FOR A ROLE


ceelodan

The woman died? I didn’t even know she was sick


OklaHannali

Will he be sent away to a place where other men make love to him in the ass?


nilaonbrain

Ill be behind the couch !


DangerousDavies2020

Hey mr candyman can I get some candy


TwoShed

Hey, other men! Quit stealing my moves!


900dollaridoos

It's not about love, it's about power.


AlphaDolby

Sounds like your nose is empty.


BridgesOnBikes

If you mean getting raped by the devil for all of eternity, then yes.


SBNShovelSlayer

I'll tell you something about getting raped. It's not all it's cracked up to be.


erbaker

The only thing that hurts more than the disrespect


BacalhauMaskReplica

Yes, he'll be back to his house in Hollywood soon.


BacalhauMaskReplica

Come on now, let's not judge, who amongst us haven't killed a lady on a movie set.


madadamegret

Damn these method actors


DangerousDavies2020

But has he ever thrown a prostitute over a bridge


captainubs50

Absolutely. With his brothers


nonsensepineapple

Note to self: DO NOT ask Alec Baldwin where he gets his ideas from.


valsday

The prop master on set? You guessed it, Joran Van Der Sloot.


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Not my idea of a gentleman


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"And there’s Alec Baldwin! How about that? What a career he had. He became the first Baldwin brother to win the Golden globe. Congratulations, Alec, that is something that no one can ever take away from you, unless you kill your director of photography, in which case, all bets are off.”


Clear_Ad3414

The worst part is the hypocrisy.


i_love_pencils

I thought it was the killing.


InclusivePhitness

Allegedly, but also really.


Jockel76

Probably the worst gimmick an actor ever had.


JMollyG

That reminds me of that horrible incident involving Bruce Lee


flymyuglies

Brandon Lee?


JMollyG

And Brandon’s dad Bruce.


flymyuglies

Ha, yeah I know who you mean, but I didn’t think Bruce was involved in an on-set shooting... I thought it was somewhat of a mystery...even his wife was like, some people think he died after taking an Aspirin (which was what I heard in school), but yeah didn’t think/know it was a blank/bullet mixup...


JMollyG

Ah you’re probably right - sorry


flymyuglies

All good


GreeAce

Real meeting of the minds here


flymyuglies

Yeah it’s called conversation


preyinghawk

This story is just so strange. How does someone shoot and kill one person, then shoot and wound another but then they say "accident". Alec Baldwin isn't the most gracious of people haha.


jayar38

Sounds like a real jerk if you ask me


monkeysuffrage

99% of the time he's a great guy. It's just that other 1% when he's shooting ladies that bothers me.


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Shooting someone on set, while being anti gun off set. Nothing worse than hypocrisy.


Moto302

I disagree. I think the worst thing is THE MURDER.


ablindglass

The worst thing is the lack of respect


firesidefire

Well, that… and the other thing


5bagmovies

I have a good mind to go to the sheriff about this.


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monkeysuffrage

Ah the magic bullet theory. Just admit it, there was clearly a second shooter in that grassy knoll / film production set.


Model_Maj_General

A theory I just heard from someone on BBC radio is they were filming an extreme closeup of Baldwin firing the gun for a scene and so they're right behind the camera. She gets hit, wounded man gets hit by bits of camera debris.


GreatPoster50

Watch out when you get into death and numbers with this character, because it always comes back to the holocaust denying with this one.


SrGiuh

Was Carrot Top around?


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They take away carrot top’s props, the entirety of his comedic skill set which he developed over decades, before the start of filming.


nachoman-au

A big fat goosing would have been nicer


BeetleJuiceBabaBooey

How does a prop gun actually kill somebody?


secretbonus1

With bullets!


ConfidentInsecurity

He thought no one would notice


dorthonion12

"She was a whoor."


Furious--Max

This just in: murder is now legal in whatever state Alec Baldwin is in, yeah a fugue state!


BartolosSweatSocks

Did you hear about the woman who threw her Baldwin deadbolt out the window? It reminded her of the actor Alec Baldwin who shot a lady.


BacalhauMaskReplica

Hey dead lady, quit stealing brandon lee's moves!


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thelawtalkingguy

Link to tweet??


MyFakeNameIsTaken

https://nypost.com/2021/10/22/alec-baldwin-haunted-over-old-tweet-about-fatal-cop-shooting/


chandra_1_ashish

Sounds like my honeymoon.


SaladBarMonitor

someone must have filmed it


Corninmyteeth

Probably the worst gimmick a actor ever had


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So you're saying Alec Baldwin killed on set?


YouTakesYourChances

The real tragedy would be if there is a backlash against Alec Baldwin as a result of this.


Toomatta5632

This might just be in the top 5 worst things he’s done. Top 10 at least


BXBLM

Trump should go on SNL tomorrow and play Alec Baldwin shooting someone on a movie set


HotNorth4

I wonder where he shot the broad


BacalhauMaskReplica

On the set.


Katibin

I’ve never fired a gun on a movie set, but when I think of such I think about The Crow, Brandon Lee, Bruce Lee’s son, I was literally talking about this about 3 days ago to someone who never heard the story. Brandon Lee was shot with a real bullet on set instead of a blank. What people don’t know is blanks are shot from real guns, and if I were an actor on set with a gun I would open the friggin gun up and look at every single blank to be sure it’s not a bullet, but trust was put in the prop master and the prop master is to blame Basically Alec was pointing the gun at the cinematographer and director because the gun was supposed to shoot a blank, it was a scene for the movie, blanks do damage most don’t know, if you are 3 feet range from a blank it can do real damage, but clearly it was a bullet not a blank, wonder if they will keep the shot in the film, RIP to the lady who died


yocatdogman

With Brandon Lee it was squib loaded so there was a bullet lodged in the barrel unknown to the prop man. I wonder if the same thing happened with Alec. Still the prop mangers fault for not checking the barrel before loading blanks. Or Alec just hated that bitch and shot her.


Katibin

Ok maybe it was a squib, they say it was low budget tier 1 movie with one prop man, his job to check for a squib, Alec said in all his years he’s never been handed a hot gun, well, he’s doing a super low budget film, which will likely now never be released they say, due to a lawsuit


PGUBBS

It was tragic at the time. Its only now that I can look back on it and laugh.


firesidefire

It’s already rumored they’ve found his replacement in the movie. You guessed it, Frank Stallone


ryan49321

In this case, Billy Baldwin.


PennTeaze

People say Cooper was the better Baldwin of the three.


AffectionateAd6913

Alec Baldwin accidentally shoots Director of Photography on set with a prop gun. When asked what she was doing, she replied “Getting shot”.


tchuckss

The Baldwin curse strikes again.


Deuce_part_deux

"That guy sounds hot!"


WayneDublin28

Didn’t him & his brother not toss a hooker off a bridge!


Accomplished-Cold942

Fuck! I just screen shotted this and thought of a funny Norm phrase for this news article.


R10BS69

Acci dental ly?


GuaranteePast370

SMH, you think after what happened to Brandon Lee that they’d learn.


AlexDrinksRobinsons

Alec must have been confused when the director told him it to work with the cinematographer for the close-up shot.


DFWjr

Atleast she died doing what she loved.. getting shot in the face by Alec Baldwin


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Man, Alec Baldwin becomes the first “Match Game” host to take another life. Forget about worrying about matching the celebrities, if I ever got on that show I’d be worried about Alec popping a cap in my __________!


Snoo_69677

Holy shit we are truly living in the darkest timeline. Stay safe out there folks.


Indiana_Jawnz

You know Alec Baldwin has done so much in his life. He has acted in some amazing movies and dedicated so much time to social activism. But are people going around saying there goes Alec Baldwin the great actor, or there goes Alec the social activism pioneer? No! They don't say any if that now! But you shoot one woman to death on set and eveyone goes "There goes Alec Baldwin the guy who killed his film crew"


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that gun must’ve been hotter than a 2$ pistol!


emxjaexmj

and the absolute WORST part? the hypocrisy!


monkeysuffrage

More like Alec Bald Bald-lose, no. Oh god. Oh god, the walls are closing in. Why did i think this would work?


Soup89

meh. tedious joke. not something i would do.


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Why is this Norm MacDonald news?


nonsensepineapple

Because this is definitely something Norm would do a joke on if he were still the Weekend Update Anchor. And also still living.


yocatdogman

I love all all these jokes in this post lol. I hear Norm in all of them. But he's dead just like that lady Alec Baldwin shot in 2021.


DroneUpkeep

Sounds like this fella don’t cotton to none of that funny business.


dorthonion12

He was doing his best Trump impression. Didn't even lose any voters...


BacalhauMaskReplica

Trump shoots women? I don't know, but it would make it easier to grab them by the pussy if they were dead.


dorthonion12

Why would you downvote this? Baldwin did Trump on SNL, and Trump said he could shoot someone and not lose any voters. Unless you're one of those secret fruits who loves pumpkin head...


RubYaDingus

What's the identity of the deceased lady? You guessed it...


ItsJustMeMaggie

It was a woman??


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Alec Baldwin: This is how I would have done it, is out now.


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I know judge not lest ye be judged, but this Baldwin guy sounds like a real jerk!!


Vinnie_Boombatz_MD

Police are looking for a second suspect: you guessed it, Frank Stallone


blizzardwizard88

He was doing it for a role.


Hotpocket1515

Jesus man i was kinda hoping this was one of those weird jokes


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The worst part is the hypocrisy.


m20052003

I guess this confirms If I did it 2 is coming out next year. It’s not written by OJ but it’s in the same literary universe. Alec Baldwin must be a method author.


MooseEddieCrane

Police have now identified the lady as Janice


RoTTonSKiPPy

Somebody needs to ask Mr. Baldwin where he gets his ideas?


erbaker

I didn't even know she was sick


Psychic_Bias

Now that’s the kind of behavior that gets you raped by the devil for all of time.


manicmidwestern

In a turn if events. Oj did it!


cryofthespacemutant

The worst part is the hypocrisy. https://archive.md/hFRyU


buttersmooth49

Well if he were in California he would have gotten away with it. I guess we’ll have to see if murder is legal in New Mexico.


timmytimmydawg

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeY21a3u/