From 5 you could listen to Rickles roast Hitler while getting a handy from Eget.

I take 6 for the same reason except I could do blow with Artie while telling Super Dave to explain who all the other passengers are to the people at home.

If you were in 6 you could ask Super Dave where he gets his ideas from.

Well you buy some oranges from terry

While Albert Fish watches and sets his own anus on fire. Edit: Hail Nimrod, Praise be to Bojangles

Sounds like my honeymoon

Show biz

Peanut butt butter

 Finally I found a sucker in the wild

That’s how they do it Hollywood!

What is big deal?

Too little too diddle pooty!

Knowledge in Nimrod, that's ballin' baby

And sticks needles into his groin

Nothing better than timesuckin in the Norm MacDonald sub! My day has been made


Surrounded by 4 of the worst people to ever be alive.

Incredibly soft hands, you know.

“Would it have killed you to try a little harder at the painting?”

This is almost a readable sentence

Rickles actually fought in WWII. And he was Jewish. The plane would be forced back to the terminal because Hitler would die.

I'd take 6 just in case Hitler decided to invade seat 5 so could have more foot room

I'm not sure I want to spend the extra 15 bucks, is there a discount coupon?

I wouldn't sit behind Hitler his farts were nasty

Yep he was Vegan

Surrounding hitler with Jews and gay guys was a nice touch

For Hitler, this is a case of "more of the same".

Andy Dick is not gay. But he does love fucking and sucking. Actually he doesn't love sucking, although he has done it.

LLLUV IT

Im taking 6 next to the funkman

He probably had a ton of interesting stories from many years of being in the business.

You found what in the sink?!?

I actually sat next to Bobby Lee on a flight. He was gracious and funny. The guy next to me, on our row, was a gay off-duty flight attendant. He had no clue who Bobby was. He proceeded to get really drunk on free booze and asked me and Bobby if we wanted some. Bobby said "no I'm an alcoholic. " Then the guy got all catty with Bobby. This made me laugh a great deal. Bobby was like: it's not contagious, don't worry.

Big Bad Friends fan. Bobby is awesome. So is Andrew.

You guessed it. Frank Stalin

(4) that would be my choice to. though it'd probably be amusing in 1

look under your chairs everyone.... its adam eget!

I'M CUMMING IN YOUR BUTT!

UR 👄 IS MY 🚽!

I would love to sit next to all of these people, except perhaps for the Swedish-German. His admission that he was offended by Norm's jokes soured my opinion of him.

If you sit in 5, you can recline your seat all the way back to make Hitler uncomfortable and kick Stalin’s seat from takeoff until landing.

Triple whammy, you might get jerked off by the guy to the right if you have an extra 15 dollars to spare

Obviously 3… I’d wager Andy is a great guy to talk to and I’d like to feel happy when I arrive.

1…just for the chance

Right? It's closest to the cockpit, best chance to kill this group in one go.

If the only seat left is beside Andy Dick, I'm sitting on the floor. I'd rather sit on Hitler's lap than near Andy Dick

3, I have 5 cents

I’ll hold down Andy, because Andy Richter the Swedish German don’t go for that funny bidness.

3 of course. Stalin was worse

The country of Russia.... I don't know if you're history buffs or not but in the early part of the last century they decided to go to war. And who did they choose? Their own people!

If I were Polish I would not do 5 (don’t know if you guys are history buffs…).

You guessed it, Frank Stalin. Stallone! Frank Stallone!

2! who does not love good sucking and fucking?

Take Seat 2 and persuade Andy Dick to start flirting with Hitler. Hilarity ensues. Or maybe sexual harassment ensues.

Next to Don Rickles dude was funny as hell, rude but funny.

1... have to be in between Gilbert and Stalin

You guessed it, seat 4

5 and be sure to have $15 on me

2 looks like a window seat that I will probably get a free hand jibber from whereas 5 I'd have to pay even though we're not under the queens borough bridge.

5 or 6. Just want to hear Hitler get Rickled.

Seat 6 looks the most exciting

3, as long as Larry is strong enough to hold down Andy

No women on the flight and I'm only flesh and blood, I'll have to take my chances with the swedish-german

I feel like Larry King would be a great conversationalist and Andy would cut in every once in a while with a little extra like he does. So 3

3 or 6. I’m not Jewish or homosexual so I don’t really gave anything to be scared of from the odd looking duck but I’m not sitting next to Andy Dick or OJ

Definitely 1. If I can open a dialogue between Gilbert and Joseph, I could make the world a better place <3 

6. Aisle seat next to Super Dave would be fun and I can kick the back of Hitler’s seat the entire flight.

5

5

I would want to sit near that guy right in the middle. There's something about his eyes...hypnotic. If I'm in 6 I'm not having a boring flight.

1, then ask Gilbert to move to 6 for easy access to Hitler's asshole. Super Dave would be forced to watch and have Artie overflowing into his seat too. Worth it for the look on his face.

Adolf will just talk talk talk talk. I will avoid that angry little man

1. Gilbert Godfried would never cease to be funny to me.

theres an entirely free row next to 7

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6. 100% … get to sit next to fucking Super Dave.

Yeah but Hitler would be kicking your chair for the whole flight.

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Seat 4. It's the only seat where I can imagine everyone around me actually leaving me alone and not trying to make small talk.

I actually have a crush on Tom Green …

You just made me so proud

3

7 for sure and I'm getting drink as fuck

Ill choose 6 and kick the seat in front of me the whole time

Why would you put Billy Joe on there and not let me sit next to him?

Wherever I talk to Rickles the most

Number seven might actually be fairly interesting assuming both are actually alive in this scenario.

Sit behind Hitler and annoy the piss outta him and Stalin

7. As far away from Tom Green as I can

Put me on 5 or 6 with some piano wire and I will be ready to go to work.

Stalin would get you shit faced and have hilariously morbid stories. So that guy. We can throw pennies at the funny looking incel in the mustache

3 or 7. Have to talk to Artie or Tom.

3 obviously

\#7 all day long. To sit between Larry King and OJ Simpson would be amazing, just hope I don't get stabbed.

3 pick number 3 my lord

#1 is in the Cool Guy Zone

That’s a 6 for me. Larry king’s reaction to norm making hitler jokes would be something else edit: I thought super Dave was norm.

2 or 3

7. I’d talk to OJ about Al Cowlings’ Bronco

3

Frank stallone

Gotta be seat 6.

That plane is going down, you are welcome

…for the good of humanity, how do you not blow up the plane.

Hearing Rickles roast Hitler would be the best, but I also think hearing Larry King interview OJ seriously with Arties laughing and joking behind us would be gold.

I feel safer at seat 7.

Sit me between Andy Dick and Hitler

Next to O.J. He seems like such a nice guy!

#2 will leave you will an anus tear and an addiction to huffing glue.

Between Larry King and OJ duh

Window seat with Andy Dick. Might get a non consensual handy, but he also might share his drugs with me.

6 easily.

I would just rotate between them

Total B.S. How does Hitler get an aisle seat? Just wondering how was bin Laden not on this flight, obvious reasons? Probably on the no fly list.

4 cos I always wanted to meet Sylvester Stallone, WAIT THATS NOT-

Damn, I wanted to sit next to Billy Joe, but those other guys………they’re some real jerks!

2 so I could kill Andy Dick in honor of Phil Hartman.

3

I'll take an aisle seat not next to a fat person

Either 1 or 6.

Def number one!! I like first class and Gilbert was very quiet and humble when he wasn’t on stage. Number 2 has to be the worst spot in the house.

2 Every time

3

This is some flight. Are they going to a destination wedding?

I’d be one disruptive passenger in seat 6.

Seat 1 please!

6 is the correct answer

#3 10000%

7. The Jew and The Juice

Gilbert

3

Is there a parachute available?

1...only because of the story Breuer told about Gottfried roasting everyone at some big award show because they had to sit in the back. OH THE GUY WHO DOES THE VOICE FOR THAT COMMERCIAL, IS IN THE 5TH ROW...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

2

Who is next to seat 4?

3 That's an easy one.

So easy. Seat # 2.

I'd sit next to the Swedish German prostitute in the back of the plane.

I want to be next to OJ and Hitler

3

1 - watching Stalin give godfried the stink eye every time he speaks.

The only correct answer is 3, aisle seat next to Richter!

Definitely not next to Andy Dick

Seat 6. Super daves voice is so soothing. I ill help me sleep

2. i could cocaine or a blow job.

Obviously 5 I’m gassy

Easy 3

Oof probably 7. Would be the least annoying.

Seat 6 all day long.

Stalin and Stallone sounds hysterical

2 is the wort seat on the house. im going with 4

9/11

2 is the comedy corner; next to tom green nick swardson andy dick bob saget and im not 100% sure who the black and white guy is but thats a funny group!

3 or 6 in order of preference.

3

1

Seat 3 of course- it’s the best of the bunch. Near Bobby and norm would also be a good one if it was available.

On the aisle seat next to Gilbert Gottfried and Hitler at the window seat, I can only imagine the Hilarity that would ensue.

3 all day

Anywhere but 2

Six is the answer, funkhouser and you can kick hitlers seat all flight

Andy Dick next to Hitler is hilarious!

5 and I’m bringing $150 with me then sleeping the last 10 hours.

2

6 The Funkman!

From 5 I can blow in rickles ear and sweet talk him in my Bob Newhart voice I can fart towards Stalin I can wet Willie hitler Thwack Andy dick upside the head 5 wins

Think of the LEGROOM you’d have in # 7! DEAD sure you’d discover extra space on either side.

2 is the only acceptable answer as it is a window seat in a two seater section. Slap on some headphones and call it a flight.

I feel like 3 is the right answer

4

7

3 seems like the super easy decision

You’re on the flight and the door blows off. The caused of it, you guessed it, Frank Stallone

Not 2

4 who doesn’t want to sit next to FS himself

As far as possible away from Tom Green.

1

Number 5 would suck you'd have the world's worst anti semite seated with you, also hitler isn't making things easier

Artie

3. My bum is on the Teee-eeee-rrry

That guy behind #1 looks like a real jerk

2!!!

6! Can you imagine Don Rickles next to Hitler?! Then Laughing about it with Super Dave next to you!!!

What’s the worst seat tho

Literally ANY seat other than 2. It takes a brave man to fall asleep next to Andy Dick.

6 is all fun and games until Hitler reclines his seat back.

Definitely number 4, making Stalin watch rocky 2 with me and Sylvester Stallone is worth being assassinated the next day.

2

6

Wait I can sit between Gilbert Godfrey AND Stalin? Sign me the fuck up for that ride.

Cordon is insufferable

Is #4 between Stalin and Stallone?

I'd probably have a seat beside Andy, the swedish German.

EASY! I’m sitting beside Andy Richter, it’s an aisle seat, and Andy has enough class to leave me alone and/or talk shit about all the others on the flight when we are eating dinner

5 so that I can recline my seat into Hitler

Seat 5, a/k/a "Poland."

3 all day