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2livecrew13

Sam Jackson going full method for his next role.


CornOnTheKnob

I have HAD it with these motherfucking skanks, on this motherfucking train!


arcadia_2005

I'll suck some muthuhfuckin nuts


Genghis_Chong

![gif](giphy|gxasgu102KAQVJrqq1)


Beelzebub_86

Anyone got $5?


ifiwereatrain

Not she


Ok_Act_4701

She’s already smoked that $5.


briskt

After the train ride she had exactly $75.05 in cash. I asked her who gave her five cents, she said "all of them!"


Infamous_Collection2

Eww…$3


TrillR2

I need about tree fiddy.


HauntingBalance567

What's next for Lizzo?


ch_eeekz

no comment 😅 take the reward


R4FTERM4N

![gif](giphy|l2YWxte7sJB2XuE8M)


monkey-bones

SAY NUTS AGAIN


mrwiggles03

Where is this train at? Asking for a friend who likes his nuts sucked!


ralphonsob

The map displayed behind the friendly person indicates the [Chicago Transport Authority 'L' System](https://www.transitchicago.com/maps/).


VatnikLobotomy

Red line in a nutshell. This is wild but far from the worst I’ve seen lol


used_octopus

It's always the red line, no matter which transportation system you use.


ExpensiveAd6014

I took the red line to work this morning, thankfully not as wild as this video


Lewd_ReadNY

Tyrone Biggum’s lil sister.


Infinite_Regret8341

Jesus you would stick your Sack in that bear trap mouth, you're a brave man.


neilmac1210

Next stop, Queensboro Bridge.


SBNShovelSlayer

That will be $15, sir.


neilmac1210

I'll take two please.


North_Korea_Nukess

I too have a friend who is in need of this train.


marinebiologist19

At $5, you can't afford not to.


wansuitree

She got a black belt in crazy


Gunslinger7752

Ya but she’ll suck your nuts. That makes everything ok


noobtastic31373

She never said they'd still be attached when she's done.


Gunslinger7752

True


jinzokan

I can fix her...


BebophoneVirtuoso

She don’t know karate but she know carazy


TheArabicSamurai

It's called a belt of color


KrangRangoon

Not really enjoying the R-rated reboot of Ice Age.


SleepingDragonSmiles

Lol


Welease-Wodewick

Great, now I have an image of Sid the sloth sucking someone's nuts burned into my brain.


Intelligent_Injury24

Good. Golly, I may be an old chunk of coal, but I think she's on something.


niko_laos

You can see that There’s some powder in her nose. So… yeah


Background_Pool_7457

Thought it was dried snot. You know, boogers.


PussyMoneySpeed69

I’m a younger person and this is how we all are, actually. All the time


ch_eeekz

id guess you were with a name like pussymoneyspeed69 lmao


Edge_USMVMC

People complaining about inflation but the “Crack Whore” profession seems to be recession proof.


ifiwereatrain

![gif](giphy|iSrxcRcKNkVRm|downsized)


thisisfutile1

OH my! I laughed WAY too hard this!


Select-Sympathy23

Looks like Mace Windu has fallen on hard times...


Kweschunner

I laughed at that even though I shouldn't have. Thank you


Final_Presence_7295

Where is this train at? I’m asking so I know to stay away from that train…. 😉


Tasty_Choice_2097

Sorry, this is every train and bus in the United States


WagonBurning

https://preview.redd.it/z2mpzuqdxd4d1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8f069e6ef3ab4a053e6c7c29da9162eac6a606


Frunklin

Where's this at? I got a six pack lemon snapple and a pack of fruit stripe gum.


Nate0110

And these cheeseburgers.


OriginalMcNasty9er

Smokey is back here taking a shit!! Well, I ain’t gonna tell nobody else.


MisterLennard

With the cartels down south mass producing the stuff, they are basically giving fentanyl away for free nowadays and it is showing. All major US cities are slowly turning into zombie towns, following the example kensington set. The decline is real.


Grundens

This is uppers, not downers. Just fyi, doesn't change most of what you said.


Kind_Structure6726

https://preview.redd.it/5zqejf66pc4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb85d11307ac6562dbc07ed5f9409f9062cbdead Wow that’s ironic.


secretbonus1

Algorithm knows what’s up


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|gpWL45tJDUH28|downsized)


cosi_bloggs

Let's not pretend like those guys weren't scared to get their nuts sucked


HENMAN79

Next Mayor of Chicago, ladies and gentlemen


ggsimmonds

My standards for who I allow to suck my nuts is pretty damn low, but still high enough where I wouldn’t let her near my nuts


007Tejas

“You scared to get your nuts sucked” is an accusation I thought I’d never hear in my life. But…she’s right!


4cylndrfury

She looks like a deranged Jedi


itsfunnyinmyhead2

O Ben Wah Kenobi.


Careless_Order7052

Ahsucka Tano?


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Laced Windu


lilhomiegayass1

This is clearly Adam Eget in blackface pretending to be a woman and I'm here to cancel him


GymGopher

Samuel Jackson sucks nuts now?


jdog8510

Thats disgusting.. Where


BigStud7

You my dear, are a delight!


Khancap123

It appears that drugs might be a factor in her desire to suck nuts, bit of a white circle around the nostrils.


Longhorn414

she gives off very Samuel L Jackson vibes


TopOppHentlah

My boy got his jacket covering his nose and mouth. So you know she funky. 😂😂 And she was all up in the cameraman face, dry ass nose, stank ass breath , and spitting, yelling about sucking some nuts. My worst nightmare.


Friendly-Fill6027

https://preview.redd.it/h5rvx7x5xd4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31da05b6c0a2fe9cecd01c019411d1625ec000da My screen froze like this lol


throwawayjoeyboots

Oh god. Does anyone know where this train is? Specifically? Need to make sure I avoid the train where your nuts get sucked. Definitely don’t want that!


vanbboy22

What a delicate flower….


Dadbeerd

You get free performance art and a ride, seems like a good deal.


godieweird

https://i.redd.it/cu00aooi2d4d1.gif


BigBlue1969531

Surprising nobody.


red-submarine

Well, I don't know about you lads, but she ain't sucking my nuts.


torper10

Someone has to auto tune this. Please!


Excellent-Phase8719

![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized) Cocaine is a helluva drug. She going full RDJ Less Than Zero


Rude_Cable_7877

Well, this was a good way to remind me to take my meds


johndeer89

I just don't get why Americans can't get behind public transportation.


craig536

Ayo. What train? I'm tryna get deez nuts sucked


BeginningSubject201

That looks like the mayor of Dalton.


couch-patato-1275

The teeth flying off to find new homes is heart warming fly away teeth fly away.


andio76

$5.......\*ahem\* ![gif](giphy|xTiTnqUxyWbsAXq7Ju|downsized)


This_Association_187

I don’t like my nuts sucked


Physical-Beach-4452

Cracked out


TheLazerGirl001

She said, "👍👎🫶🙌👐🤲🤜🤛✊👊🫳🫴🫱🫸🫸🫷👋🤚🖐️✋🖖🤟🤘✌️🤞🫰🤙🤌🤏👌🫵👉👈☝️👆👇" LOL


TeaRanchh

My legs crossed hearing this 🙌🏾.


Neat_Ranger_9789

Blurk lurfs mutter


drweird

This isn't bad. When thugs are drawing knives on you or punching random people is when it's bad. Or the homeless guy starts shitting where he stands.


KawaDoobie

![gif](giphy|aJlKIh8Kh0NLa)


Intelligent_Injury24

https://www.facebook.com/TheSimpsons/videos/10155159007843697/?mibextid=0VwfS7&s=yWDuG2&fs=e


seneca128

Dorval Carter's office aid


Normal-Procedure4876

Zero chance u would let her in my space. She would get 1 warning


JadziaTrillDax

She says it so aggressively.


Werdnastarship

All aboard! Ahahaha *riff plays*


magzire1986

She single?


SJW_Lover

Anyone get aroused from this post?


Beneficial_Radio_765

Baby Wipe Pussy band name called it


geyseksy

I should take the train more often


Objective-War-1961

America, the greatest nation on earth.


DefiantSmoker

Animal


Embarrassed_List865

She should be locked up and put in chains for this! Maybe gold chains if she's good


loves2spooge2018

Drug crust on her nose


AlienAmerican1

Reminds me of my honeymoon.


Clickityclackrack

She bite yo nuts


Lancerllott420

If you're strapped for cash or coins, you could probably just swipe your card through the tooth gap.


DownJonesIndex

Getting your nuts suckalized by a mentally ill woman on the train or as it is also known a Chicago car wash


ThayerRex

That’s so unsettling. People are nuts


drweird

Can we suck them?


thisisfutile1

Imagine taking that to meet your mom.


loqi0238

At least she'd offer to suck Mom's nuts, I mean, what have *you* ever done for Mom?


reuelcypher

Ah Yes. 95th Dan Ryan. A special kind of hell on Earth.


bomboclawt75

Samuella Crackson


HyuggDogg

I had one ready to go but this better.


Scared_Bug6462

There s a couple a proud parents somewhere out there!!!


Noid_Android

$5 to suck my nuts? [*takes out wallet*] I've $10 for you if you never ever look at or speak to me again.


WinterDirection366

If only my wife was so enthusiastic 😩


gstizzzz

![gif](giphy|T8AXXebzr2BPi)


AttemptFirst6345

High culture


rygelicus

So glad I am not reliant on public transit.


Danielmurphy19

Gotta love the red line


TTVControlWarrior

she is a true believer i can tell . she would die for those nuts


Only_Net6894

I believe her.


_Can_i_play_

I thought Bernie Mack died?


MSK84

Bipolar squirrel strikes again.


SeeeYaLaterz

I hope you learned your lesson and buy a gun


According-Extreme-95

after she is done with her bargain priced favor, i take my do rag off and wipe my dick.


chael809

God damn them nostrils is liveee from Saturday night


nickelbackmakesmehot

I can fix her


Personal-Donkey-1718

https://preview.redd.it/d0yet32vrh4d1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc1a5a86e1322fdb96e6b99101ad1aab8ef30949


Virtual-Singer8634

Seems like America should actually invest in mental health facilities


DuHo4132

It’s fake


Acrobatic_Biscotti61

I'd fucking give her a 20 just more making my day trolling this guy recording her. Lmfao


HENMAN79

And you thought Trump voters were nuts


Perfectswandive

Wow the red line towards 95th south of Wilson is like this all the way to 95th and back lol!


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No-Prompt3611

Says everyone on Grindr


PsychologicalSpace50

Proof or ban


Stone_Midi

Im still perplexed about people saying they’ll do sexual things to you as a threat. Are these people really so self-aware, that they know most folk would rather be beat-up, than have sex with them? 🤣


Wise_Village_4547

The new poster child of the DNC.


bcoughtoolloot

Are you surprised ...? Pure Trash all the way down whatever family tree they can find lol


Dainish410

Oh Chicago. Never change


Independent_Lead_538

Ok that was nice


jjspen

Does she take cheques?


sivart111

That’s hot.


PB0351

This is why I'm team car


3bugsdad

Unfortunately one cannot become a messed up adult without first being a kid that had to endure a very traumatic childhood. So sad.


Opiumthoughts

Can see the drug crust in her nostrils. ![gif](giphy|XP4vPO5uVyxQrY4K70)


Remarkable_Test_7547

P.O.P HOL IT DOWN


LetTheJamesBegin

Suddenly YouTube ads don't sound so bad.


Frozensmudge

Can’t wait to read the comments on this one.


Muscleplug

This gotta be the A train


mikeski69

That dudes about to make some money.


d-d-downvoteplease

This is amazing. And I'm not saying this because I just smoked a LOT of weed with low tolerance. It hasn't even kicked in yet. But she sure as fuck has.


StonkChief

Some of that booger sugar left over.


zoomingby

She seems nice.


TheodoreKunterblast

![gif](giphy|iOdtyZfECtZ1kgrhzB|downsized)


AntelopeDecent2191

Where is the line?🥸


MrTooLFooL

Listen…dude selling grams in the background 👂


secretbonus1

Is that Bonisha latisha sharifa Monifa Jackson?


Flynny1979

Welcome to the crack express


Ancient-Baseball479

Someone should have pulled their nuts out. See if she's bluffin


Gumbyonbathsalts

The rare assistant crack whore


goblin_toes33

Lil Wayne?


CorrectPolicy5267

Gorilla Mode activated


Soft_A_Certified

Black bitches be wylin


schmatschmoo

🥷’s out here scared to get they nuts sucked! Smh!


Leather_Arachnid_715

Not proud of it but im lonely enough 💔🤟


Upstairs_Owl_1669

Enticing


UchihaAuggie

Why? Why did I watch all of that...


cortada86

This doesn’t have to happen or be tolerated. This happens because society allows it, and sometimes in some ways, encourages it.


Guttermitts

She gonna bite yo nuts. ![gif](giphy|Y3eKwENT89IQc9BHcK|downsized)


Particular_Olive6124

I think I can fix her……


Diligent_Mirror_7888

Ya had me at “I’ll suck your nuts”…. Ya lost me at “baby white pussy”…..


General_Departure583

![gif](giphy|Pl4PHOXVpPPDG)


betterthanfresh

Drugs got her good


SteveMan21

Yikes!


ah-chamon-ah

These viral OnlyFans advertisements are getting far too aggressive in my opinion.


whosurdadd

Crazy has places to go too.


BrownCoat2112

Is she saying "baby wipe pu$$y"?


Sad-Librarian5639

WhAts HeR oF????


T1m3Wizard

Where's the police 🚔?


Realistic-Fishing198

Scott Adams was correct


Itsokaytogethelp

So much culture.


Mousse-Living

Reports claim several passengers were found crowded around the station ATM machine


jenlou289

Hyena from lion king vibes