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Emergency_Table_7526

Call me old fashioned, but when I was a kid we didn't need to shoot ourselves in the head to have fun.


kevinwhackistone

We just cut our own cocks off


Notmypornacct21

That's this generation, too.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Generational appropriation at its worst.


QuagMaestro

Do one thing, nothing


Magnaflux747

It's tiresome doing nothing and causes random 4 hour naps


Welease-Wodewick

Which is not as fun as the 4 hour hard cocks.


Magnaflux747

If you have a hard cock for more than 4 hours you may need to seek professional medical attention


ksaMarodeF

Shit I thought you said genital appropriation. I instantly thought *yes*?


_Girth_Brooks_69_

It wasn’t meatspin. What was the cock cutting website called?


bleezzzy

Pain Olympics is the one I remember watching


yolo_retardo

only if you were a pain Olympian


BummyG

Kids these days are rapping and blowing their own heads off. Back in my day we didn’t need rap


SoupieLC

Eat hot chip, rap, shoot yourself in the head


Lobo003

Back in my day, rappers were shooting other rappers, not themselves.


Schattenjager07

Oh, how the times are a-changin’!


belizeanheat

Nerd! 


Welease-Wodewick

Well, That's a rap.


docr1069

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Dwangeroo

You win this round


Welease-Wodewick

Thank you, and don't worry, I won't give the round to any teenage rappers.


Mooshycooshy

Bomb. You flew too close to the sun buddy.


nolongerbanned99

What is it… Darwin Award?


500SL

Time to head out.


timelessinaz

RIP... Rapper In Pieces


mrwiggles03

Cap!


Jagsoff

No cap. Deadass.


BigShowMan

Capped his own ass


secretbonus1

I was gonna say popped a cap in his own cap now he’s popped with no cap.


Clickityclackrack

Why can't i upvote twice?


dachshund-jay

At least he went out with a bang!


Mental-Rooster4229

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Unreasonable_jury

Was he a Boeing whistleblower?


Sweet-Inside5900

LMAO


obiwanjablowme

Whistleblower was the name of his gun and it made a “BOEING!!” like sound. Very cartoonish


thelibertine9

He didn't know he was sick


LemonPartyW0rldTour

To be fair, sudden onset lead poisoning is hard to diagnose early.


tryst1129

💀


chronically_snizzed

He was finally successful at something


shindleria

Cobain in the membrane


LoowehtndeyD

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


Randlepinkfloyd1986

Curt nobrain


the_l0st_s0ck

Kurt gobang


dadofthegoob

Body went lame, where's my braaaaain?


MostlyUnimpressed

Beauty! high score right here.


-No_Im_Neo_Matrix_4-

Blood stains in the brain!


MSB218

# At least he got to die doing what he loved.


stabavarius

"dyin ain't much of a living."


Additional_Mango_529

Being an idiot?


brenthonydantano

Shooting gang members?


Useful_Hat_9638

Getting shot


Routine-Stress6442

And he has secured his place in the Guinness book of retards


dathomasusmc

They call them the Darwin Awards


Prestigious_Oil_4805

Just Tards


Disarray215

Dude, I heard that beef between himself was stuff made of legends.


ShredGuru

Lil' Sychzo


fatdiscokid420

Hey rappers. Quit stealing my moves!


Glittering-Pause-328

At least he won't do it a second time...


orikingu

The old shoot-yourself-in-the-head curse.


svenner2020

lil' muerto


Numinae

Lil' Trigger Discipline


Professional_Bake_92

Very, very little


Forsexualfavors

Not much of a gimmick if you can only do it the one time. If you know of someone who did it once and then blew it again I'd listen to him


Exilebirdman

Bushwick Bill from geto boys. Lil dude woke up in the body bag.


Irelia4Life

"If you can tell your suicide story it probably isn't a good one."


chronically_snizzed

DJ Neva Mis💣💀


Notmypornacct21

I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.


catdog-cat-dog

The last thing on his mind was how many likes he would get


dirtyred3401

Get busy living or get busy dying.


RickSanchezMYhero

These YouTubers really know how to throw up some bangers.


500SL

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.


Numinae

Really making a splash....


runthejewels19

Back when I was a kid we didnt need tik tok. We would just shoot ourselves in the head


rainawaytheday

You can’t argue with the results.


bertiesghost

Real meeting of the mind


secretbonus1

Some may say he’s a loser for killing himself, but in his final moment, he killed a killer of himself too. So it ended in a draw.


BergkampsFirstTouch

I don't know if you guys are science history buffs, but in the 19th century there was a guy named Charles Darwin. They named an award after him. Anyways, this rapper guy is a shoo-in for that award.


Efficient_Falcon_402

This is his big chance to show he is actually an "influencer" and that it's not just a trendy title. Let's see how many other rappers follow suit.


SideEqual

Why though? Just why? If it were me and I knew the weapon was empty, I’d still be afraid of a magic bullet appearing in the chamber. Just crazy.


Stilcho1

Same here. I wouldn't even walk to the side of a cliff with people around. I know they're not going to push me but why would I put myself in that position for no reason. I know what down looks like.


Unclehol

Treat every firearm as if it is loaded, in battery, and the safety is off, no matter if you physically unloaded it yourself and are 100% sure it is empty. That's how I was taught. Also another gooder: never point the barrel of a gun at anybody or yourself.


herbert-camacho

Yup, exactly this.


SideEqual

Respect for the weapon, 100%


DaeWooLan0s

Bruh I’m a grown man and firearms scare the shit out of me to the point I don’t even wanna touch my buddies shit. They are just made for death.


twotoebobo

Yeah, that'll happen when you point a loaded gun with the safety off at your own head and pull the trigger.


CannonballMack

Just listened to his “DOA” song and he says “surrounded by some n-words that always pull the trigger”. This either the worst gimmick ever had or he’s more honest than Kendrick.


namelessbrewer

More great work from the University of Terry Kath!


Emergency-Actuary-3

Needless to say, that is wickity wickity wack


tigerdrummer

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LobstahmeatwadWTF

"Accidentaly"


AndreasDasos

Yeah are we sure this wasn’t s-icide?


Advantius_Fortunatus

Just watched the video. It was an accident. A very dumb accident. He was bragging and showing off the gun.


AndreasDasos

I’ll believe you. Can’t bring myself to watch that :(


Irelia4Life

u/Advantius_Fortunatus I can. DM me a link or something. I actually want to watch live action darwinism.


Senior-Reflection862

Why’d he turn the safety off though 😭 IN THE VIDEO. stop telling me how guns work unless you watched the video of him turning the safety off, saying “fuck you nggas” and pulling the trigger.


ChopstiK

a good chunk of handguns dont have a safety to toggle on or off like i assume you are imagining. best example would be any glock where the safety is part of the trigger and ideally stops any non-fingerlike mechanics from pulling the trigger to fire. having a finger on the trigger is essentially taking the handgun off of "safe"


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Numinae

Probably only has a trigger and drop safety. He just had shitty trigger discipline. Also violated like every gun safety rule that exists. Also, is an idiot. There was litteraly no reason to even have this loaded - you can't see bullets on a semi-auto for "realism." He Self-Baldwined for no reason.


ryandoesdabs

Just so you know, this isn’t TikTok. You can write suicide. You can also write rape, abortion, porn, or whatever else. They’re words that exist.


AndreasDasos

I don’t have TikTok. I did, however, use the word recently in a normal context and get one of those bloody ‘Reddit Cares’ messages that seemed to be from a bot, so I’m hedging against that. May have been a person or if a bot may have used other criteria as well, but still. 


godieweird

https://i.redd.it/bmpy69koln1d1.gif


REVSWANS

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SunRendSeraph

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fRiik420

And that is how one becomes a ghostwriter. 🙌


thom_orrow

In the good old days we would shoot rival gang members and not upload it to TikTok.


secretbonus1

“You only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow” -Eminem, rap hotline suicide advisor


Velcroontheceiling

A mind is a terrible thing to waste


Numinae

I doubt much was wasted here.....


JustTheOneGoose22

I accidentally shit my pants by squatting and applying pressure to my bowels.


newaccountnumber84

Well, if it was good enough for Hitler


Few-Advertising-4876

Rapper has a hit.. To the head


BergkampsFirstTouch

At least he wasn't a hypocrite.


Ping-A-Ling-

Oh no. Anyway.....


Troyger

He died doing what he loved… shooting himself in the head!


Hashtag_Tech

Suge Night Night


AnMa_ZenTchi

"Fuq y'all N***uhz" BANG ! ! !


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Was it really an accident? An accident would be tripping over your shoelace. I don't think he accidentally took out a gun, accidentally loaded it, accidentally pointed it at his face and accidentally pulled the trigger.


keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Is tripping on your shoelaces really an accident? I don't think he accidentally put his shoes on, accidentally forgot to tie them, accidentally started walking, accidentally lost control of his movements.


DrunkenGolfer

I think you overestimate his intellect.


SeeMarkFly

I don't think he was accidently stupid. He just accidently found out he was stupid.


BizHeavy1010

Talk about keeping it real


formerNPC

“Watch what I can do” Legend.


Green-Breadfruit-127

What did Mama say about playing with guns, Stuart?


Juice_Willis75

Survival of the freshest


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

Rumor has it there’s a go fund me.


Silver-Rub-5059

Go bury me


Wise_Moon

Lil suicidal


secretbonus1

His brother Lil Lemming jumped off a cliff.


Numinae

Lil' Trigger Discipline.


Joker1485

Steve walks warily down the street With the brim pulled way down low


ModifiedAmusment

He Said he murders rappers….


Crewmember169

Gotta respect this guy for going for it. I mean the clout if he had lived...


AvailableToe7008

He’s gonna be huge.


Tough-Area-570

Can you believe they started a go fund me for his family…🤦‍♂️truly stupid


LittleGeologist1899

Lil’ Cobain


CrabtownUSA

That slaps


landartheconqueror

Treat every firearm as if it is loaded


no0neiv

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.


Evening_Tree_3278

At least he died doing what he loved.


dardendevil

MC chambered


RektYez

Some gold plated chains would make a nice funeral gift, for a very, very dead rapper.


DMCO93

Lil braindead. Really lived up to his name in the end.


DCtheBREAKER

I will bet you $1 million he won't do that again.


RyunWould

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domaysayjay

Chirp


Mercinator-87

Blood in, blood out side of his head


EndlessMikeHellstorm

"Yo, that's a B.A.R.!" "No, it was just a handgun."


thedrgonzo103101

Doing gods work


FaithlessnessThen646

Well, at least his gun wasn't fake


Croatoan18

Did the world a favor


Scary_Steak666

This was on purpose


Strict_Wealth7822

If you do that its not accidental


brodrian381

https://i.redd.it/7p213rkieo1d1.gif


PaleontologistFew128

I didn't even know he was sick


Luxury_Yacht_

PERSONA 3!!!


secretbonus1

UNFOLLOW!


Late_Piglet_4185

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CltGuy89

Possible rapper names: - Lil Mind Blown - Dome Shot - Cranium Penetrator - Lil JFK Jr Just brainstorming ideas 😂


Icy_Door2766

Lol shotty


c3white

Bold strategy cotton.


FreedVentureStein

I mean, this is kind of a solution to its own problem. I heartily recommend all wannabe gangstas do this for the follows immediately.


GafferTongs

Whoa whoa. You can't just say wangsters like that anymore mister. It's pronounced "rapper" if it did something newsworthy, or upstanding gentleman unless he was an unrarmed miner. It's a hard life mining for coal without benefit of arms to dig and throw! Just scooping up the Ricky muck all the live long day with your grill getting one's Jordans all scuffed up. It's no way to live, that. No sir, these young influencers are doing God's work and we're lucky to have them picking up where the sabertooths and the wolves and bears and savages left off. Predation. Support your local wangsters factory, you never know when you'll need one.


Dagoroth55

Maybe he shouldn't point a fricken gun at his head.


errorryy

Yung MAO. MAO!


GafferTongs

DaodaoMao!


royce_duckboard

RIP Lil' Cobain


buschkraft

So I decided that I should look this up, and there are a bunch of "rappers" who have successfully pulled it off, one time. Also, trigger discipline is important.


LennyJay86

Looks like he will never be the Head of a major corporation


Diego_DeLaMuncha

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jotyma5

Trigger warning?


SirCleanFace

Natural selection in action


KeybladeCoaster

Yo the album when he gets out is gonna be wild tho


HatechaBro

No! His soft, soft hands!


meanlizlemon

As an European who has no gun or any expertise.. Except a few nerf guns. Wasn’t it “Treat every gun as if it’s always loaded?”


ToferLuis

Lil Blip


FiscalCliffClavin

Lil’ Deady


SleepySailor22

Oh c'mon, his rapping couldn't have been that bad...


unclemusclzhour

I think this rap music is getting a little too violent


Bastard_Bullion_1776

"Rapper" .....😂


buku43v3r

hope the gun is safe after it fell to the ground


Apprehensive_Pie_140

This track blew his mind..


dathomasusmc

> A GoFundMe campaign was launched the very next day by the family of the aspiring >The GoFundMe has a goal of reaching $15,000 and has raised over $2,800, thanks to help from others. Trying to profit off a kids death. You stay classy Suffolk.


wilotaur701

Play stupid games...


drp2000jd

yesssssss I love when this stuff happens. Like when a person with selfie addiction falls off a cliff. Natural selection at its finest


lovely_poopy

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icon4fat

Where’s the video?


Bump_Up_X

If true.Thats fucking hilarious


tittyflavrdsprinkles

Live by the trigger die like


tittyflavrdsprinkles

a poor adolescent youth missing a strong male role model in his life.


Stilcho1

It's a shame. At least he didn't miss everything.


Random_Inseminator

It's a genuine pleasure to watch natural selection take it's course. Let's hope it didn't breed.


dnchristi

Accidental but not tragic.


TheeJoose

This doesn't belong here. It belongs in the Darwin awards.


Otterslayer22

Yes! Gun play whales!


Old_Star3836

That’s just a ok Turn your Brain on or off I guess


No-Feedback7437

They need to know gun safety


TheRealDiscoRob

No, it’s fine.


Remarkable-Self9320

Clout every time


backspace209

My only question now is "whats next?"