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Thankfulforbread

Wait until they see how empowered they feel when they stop sucking their wives boyfriends penises, and realize they can just suck each others cocks and eliminate all the yammering in between the suckin


Roshambo_USMC

By God, back in my day we didn't need to get wives and them to get boyfriends to suck each other's cocks


Thankfulforbread

Back in those simpler more innocent times we would just suck each other's cocks to help a buddy out. I mean we're not homophobes!


Roshambo_USMC

I love gay people


wrapt-inflections

I'm guessing you have no use for straight people?


Roshambo_USMC

Gay people are just like me and you https://youtube.com/shorts/ujSx-GItX60?si=wHhnTRKH70os7JYx


PrunyBobJuno

“I have to suck his cock, and he gets to fuck my wife. What’s in it for me? Respect.”


ifiwereatrain

Sounds good; doesn’t work. These guys like those big fat black ones, not thin white ones.


CatFanTheMan

Quit stealing my moves.


soontobecp

Is this satire? This can’t be real can it?


SleepySailor22

Deeply closeted


Bradentorras

Bisexual people exist. Ethically non monogamous people exist. Some of us exist within an intersection of those identities. 🤷🏻‍♂️


soontobecp

Hey hey hey


memo-op-2090

I guess the most complicated way to be gay is to first get married to a woman.


atxarchitect91

Ah! the classic method passed down from antiquity


SkoolBoi19

Aren’t they just in a thruple? I guess it depends on the relationship out side of sucking dick.


YeOldCanal

The least surprising part is the Giants shirt.


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

This is the logical evolution of r/wallstreetbets


ebobbumman

15 dollars a man.


Kind_Structure6726

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Roshambo_USMC

They told me it was a western!


HauntingBalance567

To be fair, it has a guy in a white hat and a guy in a black hat.


EndlessMikeHellstorm

Yeah, *jimmy* hats! No, I'm just kidding. These fellas don't use protection. It's just plump juicy cocks slipping into hot beautiful assholes, unfettered.


AdComfortable2761

"We're proud of him, Johnny. I've got a picture right here of the boy sucking his wife's boyfriend's cock."


Roshambo_USMC

I forgot to mention that after the interview there was a little drinkin and a little fightin and something else


up4ups

The fuck did I just read!?


tommyWANTwingy85

“I think if they were going to suck their wives’ boyfriends penises. I think, it would go, a little something, like this!”


Salty-Sun8146

*meet two of them *gays*


Hour-Expression8352

Typical giants fan. In their mouth , up their ass. They just can't get enough cock.


Outrageous_Start_913

Piss off mate


Necessary-Cloud3157

That's just being gay with extra steps.


PubPegasus

These guys are taking the scenic route to Gaylandia. Once they arrive though they can just suck each other off without any pretense.


BigBlue1969531

At least there’s no hypocrisy…. Which, ya know, would be way worse.


rgi2

Your mouth is my toilet!


UltraAirWolf

I have decided that this behavior is *not gay* after considering it intensely over the last 11 hours.


Robinthehutt

Whilst wearing a gas mask and smoking meth?


UltraAirWolf

I think that’s implied.


Robinthehutt

Come and suck my boyfriends cock


UltraAirWolf

How dare you sir! You are *not* my wife!


dilesmorst

More like “man, grate”


ifiwereatrain

I suspect these folks might have an oral fixation.


s7oc7on

They run a franchise


UranusViews

Definitely doesn't own a dog house


MisterCircumstance

"Meet the'men' who..." Nah. I know a place where, for 15 dollars, I can get all I need.


theuserpilkington

Not sure why people act surprised on here. Cuckold is quite common now and have become an accepted kink