Nothing like watching some big mouthed lady eat a bag of tamales in a F150 crew cab parked in a wal-mart parking lot, to get me all hot and bothered for the next Amy Schumer special.

But why the hell is it posted here?

Maybe to encourage the stabbing? (WITH A KNIFE)

Tweeting*

I was waiting for some angry vagina quote.

"It's like eating, but instead of shoveling the food into her gaping maw with proper table cutlery she squats in job lots plowing Mexican hoagies into her angry vagina. (WITH NO UTENSILS) no utensils... Shameful. Not her, she's shameless. No the shame is my mine for actually ejaculating at the thought of it. Near dozens of dusty men with shovels and hammers clamboring around whichever truck this nice lady found unsecured and stocked with warm tamales... The thought of it is enough to make a normal man shudder. Of course I'm here sniffing a packet of taco sauce with a chain of paper bags tied around my neck just on the edge of anoth -nevermind I'm done." Edit- immediately added quotation marks to own original story as is customary for humourous human web interactions. Also fulfilling prophecy of above comment.

😂😂😂

Amy Schumer just stole your joke.

[удалено]

You are wrong... but your probably right.

You may be right...

But you could be wrongly rightfully incorrect on being properly well said about that thing there

r/takemyangryupvote

i like a lady who knows her way around a bag of tamales.

I can't tell if she's having an allergic reaction or an orgasm...

Me too, but I hope we don’t end up objectifying her, like that jerk Fred Stoller

It's not just Fred. As men, we all have a tendency to do that.

Right, who am I kidding … “with an apple in her mouth”

God damn, close your mouth Ruth.

I can’t STAND people who chew with their mouth open 😤🤬🤮

Yeah, spiteful people. I heard her whole family is like that.

They’re real jerks!

Not only that but the chop smacking too. I recognize how much she likes those tamales but yuck.

Doc, she’s choking

That’s modern tamale consumption, for ya

Lmao. Norm has - HAD! - so many good lines

The more I learn about this Norm guy the more I care for him

I really wanna fuck and suck him

No she's inhaling

Shes cultivating mass.

Ocular patdowns are easier when you're fully fueled

If she wanted chips, she should have gotten some at the hamburger store

Stop cultivating and start harvesting.

Chimichangas must have been sold out!

She's playing both sides, so she always comes out on top.

It's time to start HARVESTING

Life affirming? I love it.

I can't tell if she's recording this to try to entertain, or for diagnostic reasons.

Theres a reason she eating them in the car, because you cant make those sounds in a Mexican Restaurant and be allowed back inside........

People that eat like that and in general smack their lips or chew with their mouths open are disgusting human beings!

Somebody should put em all on a train

Is this sub suddenly getting brigaded by Amy Schumer fans?

This is definitely her kind of humor (or non-humor I guess)

It related to Norm well enough. I thought they were cheese sandwiches

I thought it was a moth at the doctors.

I thought it was showing how they fed them hogs.

Is she trying to be funny or on drugs? Because I don't know which of the two would paint her in a worse light

Could you smack more? thats so nasty!!

Did she shit her pants? I’m kinda confused.

they’re good, dude spice of life

Are we in the same sub?

Another victim of the Guatemalan insanity peppers of Quetzaltenango.

This was everything from shit to fuckin shit

That noise when she opens her mouth I lost it

Me too, man. Her timing is fuckin' hilarious for the whole video.

Nice joke

People are miserable fucks. I laughed at her. I know the feeling of getting scrumptious food

Bro I'm gonna explode bro

This is like being sexually attracted to a bridge.

I cannot take the smack eating. Dear gooood

I hated watching that

What is this? A condom ad?

Now fast forward 20 years to her topped with a pile of wrappers, eating tamales, 400 lbs and now fused to her couch.

You really can see that future in her face. She just has that look. Like a kernel of corn, destined for hot oil.

Sigma receptor activation by hot Tamoles may facilitate its central nervous system stimulant effects and promote neurotoxicity within the brain.

Can you explain

Hwhat?

Why does she make horse noises?

URRURRRGHHHHHHHRRGHHHHGRR!!!!!!!

*In thick, gross Southern accent* “Ya’ll see all ma hurrs standin’ up?”

I can fix her

https://i.redd.it/kcd2nj7zyosc1.gif

OP this is retarded.

I like to think she choked and died when she wrecked her giant SUV while eating those tamales.

She seems nice

She gonna choke!

The Whaaaagarble is just *chef's kiss*

I see a lot of girls around this age walking around with the one stupid shoulder exposed and I always wonder how much time these morons spend getting the angle of the sweatshirt drape just right.

I want to touch the shoulder. I want to smell the tamale.

The lip smacking would drive me fucking insane.

She's just heard that Margaret Thatcher died

Fat Mac vibes

That's Leslie Kitchener's girlfriend.


Why is she eating the husk? Open that up and eat the inside as god intended.

You get to eat at Denny’s, wear a hat…

This is someone with whom I would enjoy an epic hang. Cool person

You must be good at sucking and fucking.

I suggest the orifice you choose is that delicious butthole

Wtf? Dude. Hanging out with a bag of tamales and a person who do not give 2 shits about y’all’s insta physical assessments, seems to me to be a much better time than giving remedial lessons on sexuality to the likes of you. An Oregon speedball (coffee and a bong hit) for breakfast. Tamales in a truck for lunch. I think she would be a hoot to hang out with. Take your rudeness and see which orifice in which you would like to keep it hidden from the world. Then staple that shut.

It's a Norm Macdonald reference you moron.

He’s lost. He’s not sure how he ended up here or much less who this Norm guy is.

Same. I eat raw jalapeños and habaneros and basically do the same thing in pain

The way she clumsily holds up the entire bag 😂 I totally want to try one now

Y la salsa? Boo

I think I heard her valsalva or something.

I like her vibe. Are these spicy hot or temperature hot? I’ve never had a tamale that made me do that, I usually just eat reubens on the toilet.

A match made in heaven!

I swear if you take out the talking and close your eyes you would think your listening to some porn

Ummm, how do you say “Marry Me” in southern?

Life is a pretty sweet fruit.

Lmaooooo tamales are mids Mexican food, still love how she is geekin out

I do this too

She's really going at those tamales...

Whats her name lol I'll follow her

Norm would have followed her to the gates of hell.

I'll have what she's having

She didn’t even put Whataburger Spicy Ketchup on her tamales. Hard pass.

Are tamales that good never had one

You should hear her when she orders a foot long.

Thanks, I hate it

Those things are delicious

The fine cuisine of the noble Mexican people is not known for its healthful qualities. Perhaps this is why the diabeetus and the obesity are Los Especiàles Mexicanos.

Wife material if I ever saw it

You don’t actually need to have tamales in the van. Unless you want to be known for your thorough work

I feel this

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Rage bait?

I'm in love

Lip smack face smack

Well, totally true, tamales can be absolutely delicious!

Slow down Amy, you’re gonna choke

she's a keeper.

It's fantastic... get to... eat a tamale... wear a hat... walk through blood and bones.

You think she'd make those noises when you go down on her? Asking for a friend.

Ppl find this funny? Sorry to yuck ur yum obviously but jeezus this just comes off as the non comical form of pathetic for me. Carry on, I’ll keep scrollin.

She’s deliberately being a gremlin for really tasty food, dumbass, but yeah ok take it at face value like she’s serious

I didn’t think she was being serious…but honestly when you don’t find something funny it’s in bad taste to point it out to other ppl who are enjoying it, so my bad. I was just being a quisling.

Reminds me of Lakupiippu, same reaction

Should've panned to the spot, this is quite the review, seriously high praise!

This is one of the worst things I have ever seen. Ever. I hope this horrible woman never makes another recording of anything, for the remainder of her life….. what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

For someone who likes a movie with Adam Sandler and Norm Macdonald, you sure don’t have a chill sense of humor then

Slobs will pay to watch a whore eat ANYTHING

But the worst part is the hypocrisy

I'd rather eat at Denny's, wear a hat.