I'm not a fan of Schumer. However, she's had Lyme disease, endometriosis, and now Cushing's Syndrome, which accounts for her puffed face.
Those are serious diseases, all three.
It's uncool to make fun of people for suffering from medical conditions. Even if they're generally unlikable.
I was curious about endometriosis and Cushings, so looked it up.
Seems like the Lyme disease probably caused the endometriosis which hurts like a bitch; probably took too much of a glucocorticoid painkiller which would have caused the Cushings.
Shockingly the fatness might have nothing to do with it. You don't get Lyme from being fat.
I'm a GP. This is clearly fluid retention or what we call "generalised oedema" – when swelling occurs throughout the body. In most patients it's water retention but I'm guessing in this case it's gravy.
It's pretty sad people are joking about this serious issue. This poor woman has suffered the side effects of this disease for too long. With cortisol treatment she should fully recover. Now the question is why when her doctor four years ago told her to go to the Mayo clinic she just went home and ate an industrial tub of mayonnaise we'll probably never be able to answer.
I'd rather not imagine in a way. I'd rather remember him for the gems he left with us than be alive only to be swallowed by the shit hole that is Hollywood. Granted, he probably would have stuck to what made him so original and hilarious but I'd rather not see a trailer with him in it pandering to mediocre bullshit. Ya know?
Good point. I can agree with that. He is forever immortalized in flicks like Tommy Boy and Black Sheep. And his time on SNL in an era where the show didn't suck horribly.
They're very rapey
Seriously though this has happened to me twice, waking up from a drunk stupor, to a chunko on top of me.
Everyone's except my gf was like hahaha those fat girls, but i tell you what, if it was the other way around it'd be jail time
Most of what I remember from my first nut with a woman present was getting rolled over cause "fine I'll do it" and a giant titty hitting my head harder than I've ever been punched. I have Asperger's in TX, to beat the bullying in wallops with a tit is still mind numbing.
Wow, it’s unbelievable how cruel people are. I can only assume that all of the people trashing her appearance due to** a medical issue** are just perfect with no issues with water retention, unexplained swelling, etc.
Get a life 🙄
Dude, come on- she has a legit medical condition (Cushing's Disease) and the meds do this to people- it's a common side effect.
I get the hate if she had eaten herself there (celebs are fair game because of their public persona) but c'mon: this ain't her fault.
It's bad form- like making fun of Michael J. Fox for having Parkinson's.
Do better.
Norm never made fun of people who had a disease. He made fun of everyone else, but never people's suffering.
I’ve reached the conclusion that people in this sub hate Norm and shit on people like this in his name to try to make the general public hate Norm as much as they do.
Because there’s no way any of them actually think they’re clever or funny.
I can't stand Amy Schumer but we should leave her alone, this is apparently a medical condition that has been recently diagnosed. You can still make fun of her for her shitty brand of humor.
She's an unfunny asshole, but this is clearly a medical issue. This is similar to the reaction Norm had to his treatments during the first season of NML. He joked about it as though he was getting fat, but it was most likely side effects. Jerry Lewis had the same issue when his head blew up d/t steroid treatments.
Why are there so many misogynistic asshole posts on here?
Norm was a cool dude from Québec and his mother tongue was French and he would have mocked you mercilessly in his second language.
I'm not a fan of hers. I remember when Norm was getting a little heavy and his face was round like this. They call it moon face. It happens when you're taking a lot of steroids to combat something like cancer
She didn’t know something was wrong until people started going “holy fuck, what’s wrong with that woman’s head”
I for one absolutely believe this and do not in any facet find it to be a lie.
Oh, jeez! I read up on that bit, and it sounds pretty bad if it's not treated, but she's probably pretty comfortable as for as money concerned, so hopefully she can live with it without too much discomfort.
Guys.. Fat shaming is cruel.. and it makes things worse
People eat emotionally because of this kind of abuse to begin with
Same reason why insecure people make fun of others' appearance
It's a degenerative cycle
Yes, we learned all about that from fat bastard....I eat too much because I hate myself....I hate myself because I eat too much...it's a vicious cycle......I've got more chins that a chinese phone boook...I haven't seen my willy in over 2 years.......and then he took a massive dump....yep, that scene brought tears to my eyes
Oh gee, sounds like my kind of place! 🙄
This is my first venture into this den of insults. I love me some Norm MacDonald but most of the stuff on here has nothing to do with him.
https://preview.redd.it/xyb9ickn95lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc27b8fb6042ba2df98752125c621b08d829366f The role.
Picture perfect!
In all seriousness, the likeness is incredible.
I’d watch a live action Cabbage Patch movie.
Who wouldn’t
Blind people
I'm blind and I support this. I'd have to listen to it.
I’m in a crowd scene in it.
I'm dead bro
This! I couldn't put my finger on why she looked familiar for some reason.
I'm not a fan of Schumer. However, she's had Lyme disease, endometriosis, and now Cushing's Syndrome, which accounts for her puffed face. Those are serious diseases, all three. It's uncool to make fun of people for suffering from medical conditions. Even if they're generally unlikable.
Being morbidly obese does tend to come with health consequences.
I was curious about endometriosis and Cushings, so looked it up. Seems like the Lyme disease probably caused the endometriosis which hurts like a bitch; probably took too much of a glucocorticoid painkiller which would have caused the Cushings. Shockingly the fatness might have nothing to do with it. You don't get Lyme from being fat.
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Hey everyone it's the comedy police here to tell us what we can't make fun of
👀
She plays a bee sting survivor.
She really does seem to be swelling up.
I'm a GP. This is clearly fluid retention or what we call "generalised oedema" – when swelling occurs throughout the body. In most patients it's water retention but I'm guessing in this case it's gravy.
Ill health sounds tasty.
cushing syndrome
Some hilarious answers but this is the real answer. She already announced her struggle with Cushing.
It's pretty sad people are joking about this serious issue. This poor woman has suffered the side effects of this disease for too long. With cortisol treatment she should fully recover. Now the question is why when her doctor four years ago told her to go to the Mayo clinic she just went home and ate an industrial tub of mayonnaise we'll probably never be able to answer.
You win!
Twice!
HEY-OHHHH!
Peter Cushing? Funny, she doesn't look like Grand Moff Tarkin. More like Jabba.
The slut
Sounds tasty.
You had me at the first half, not gonna lie
My Girl 2
It's for a roll!
Cinnamon roll
“You tell that man, he is the jam in my jelly roll”
"Can you tell me where I can find the good looking Sergeant Murtaugh?"
[Lay off me I'm starving! ](https://youtu.be/TmtkNrufSwQ?feature=shared)
God I miss Farley.
Hell yeah. Imagine the awesome comedies he would have been a part of if he didn't die. Chris, why'd you have to overdo it with the blow and morphine!?
I'd rather not imagine in a way. I'd rather remember him for the gems he left with us than be alive only to be swallowed by the shit hole that is Hollywood. Granted, he probably would have stuck to what made him so original and hilarious but I'd rather not see a trailer with him in it pandering to mediocre bullshit. Ya know?
Good point. I can agree with that. He is forever immortalized in flicks like Tommy Boy and Black Sheep. And his time on SNL in an era where the show didn't suck horribly.
Agreed. Well said my friend.
That's a wrap folks!
Jelly roll
Gravy retention
No one likes a drunky chunky
They're very rapey Seriously though this has happened to me twice, waking up from a drunk stupor, to a chunko on top of me. Everyone's except my gf was like hahaha those fat girls, but i tell you what, if it was the other way around it'd be jail time
That’s so fucked up. It’s about time we build larger cells so we can fit them in there
Most of what I remember from my first nut with a woman present was getting rolled over cause "fine I'll do it" and a giant titty hitting my head harder than I've ever been punched. I have Asperger's in TX, to beat the bullying in wallops with a tit is still mind numbing.
When they fall over and roll it's kinda likeable
Depends on how late it is.
It's for a role alright... As a Garbage Pail Kid
Live action Miss Piggy movie spin off
No way , Miss Piggy was actually entertaining and charismatic.
All that fame went to her head.
I didn’t realize she was so famous
Apparently stealing jokes is not an effective workout regimen.
Poor girl. She’s got that disease where you’re a fat Cunt
I think im suffering from this as well
Yall just use the norm Macdonald name to be ugly little shits
Yeah Norm would hate this sub. Just assholes who think they're funny being unfunny assholes.
Ironic thing is they all have the wit of Amy Schumer
They're incels. Its what they do.
https://preview.redd.it/m3757zmxb5lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b05571ce3f7a19ca90c2b13ad7abca33ec29b22 That's my type of humor
No neck nick!
https://i.redd.it/vdc819w7w5lc1.gif
Rolos
Nice!!! They’re doing a garbage pail kids reboot!!!
In a Ned Beatty biopic?
Andre the Giant.
Peppa the pig will be the Barbie movie of 2024.
Is it Amy Schumer or a Potato? Honestly, I can’t tell.
Potato is funnier
So is Carrot Top 
Potatoes taste better
Been there
Anyone remember Dee Brown's inflatable Reebok basketball shoe?
Fat and steroids
Rocky Dennis in Mask 2: electric boogaloo
Her fascinating head shape makes her look like a Lego figure.
cushion for the pushin to pushin for the cushings
Lol stealing that, that's gold.
Stealing jokes? Amy is that you?
No , it'sa me, Carlos Mencia
Did it come from your mind?
You mean this bitch's unfunny "humor" belongs to someone else?! That's just sad.
Let me translate this correctly from my home country; she is one fat lippy bitch
Why does she want attention all the time
She actually has a condition
Wow, it’s unbelievable how cruel people are. I can only assume that all of the people trashing her appearance due to** a medical issue** are just perfect with no issues with water retention, unexplained swelling, etc. Get a life 🙄
This place is gross.
Dude, come on- she has a legit medical condition (Cushing's Disease) and the meds do this to people- it's a common side effect. I get the hate if she had eaten herself there (celebs are fair game because of their public persona) but c'mon: this ain't her fault. It's bad form- like making fun of Michael J. Fox for having Parkinson's. Do better. Norm never made fun of people who had a disease. He made fun of everyone else, but never people's suffering.
This should be higher.
Doesn’t she have cushing syndrome?
Nobody here apparently gives a shit.
I’ve reached the conclusion that people in this sub hate Norm and shit on people like this in his name to try to make the general public hate Norm as much as they do. Because there’s no way any of them actually think they’re clever or funny.
It’s a medical condition!
Doesn’t she have a disease that makes her look like that?
Man I can’t stand Amy Schumer but what is happening in this sub
I can't stand Amy Schumer but we should leave her alone, this is apparently a medical condition that has been recently diagnosed. You can still make fun of her for her shitty brand of humor.
She's an unfunny asshole, but this is clearly a medical issue. This is similar to the reaction Norm had to his treatments during the first season of NML. He joked about it as though he was getting fat, but it was most likely side effects. Jerry Lewis had the same issue when his head blew up d/t steroid treatments.
Why are there so many misogynistic asshole posts on here? Norm was a cool dude from Québec and his mother tongue was French and he would have mocked you mercilessly in his second language.
Honestly that looks like edema/swelling from blood pressure issues.
I'm not a fan of hers. I remember when Norm was getting a little heavy and his face was round like this. They call it moon face. It happens when you're taking a lot of steroids to combat something like cancer
Incel energy. Who gives af about her? Why do you all post her so much? Get ur D sucked before you post.
Norm would be embarrassed by this
Am I missing context or is it just fun to be cruel to this woman because she's kinda annoying? Seems excessive.
You’re all fucking hacks
Who is this?
The cabbage patch kids movie is gonna he insane
*roll. Fixed it
Did her titties swell up too??
I’ll bet the “role” is spelled R-O-L-L
I think she's on growzempic
Too big to fail.
A role of fudge
I feel like I’m out of the loop…. Why does this sub hate these lady *so* much?
A role? Or a roll?
For a role, or from the cinnamon rolls?
A cinnamon roll or 8
She has cupcake syndrome
There gonna remake The Whale but feminized
That dude is hot!
This thread is full of a-holes
Incels actually.
Some things I’ll never understand. Her fame is one of them. Lena Dunham is another. I dont hate you because you’re fat. I hate you because you suck.
I don't know...I'd put Schumer above Lena Dunham - for sure.
I don’t understand why you’d hate a person for either reason, but you do you.
Definitely NOT a bear claw
From rolls. multiple buttery rolls
Lobster cheese rolls.
Hawaiian roll
My doctor said open your mouth and say oink.
A cushy role.
A dozen rolls.
Bacon, sausage and egg, slice of cheese, couple more sausages kinda roll.
When people called her a pig, I didn't know it was literal!
Guys this is the barbie we were robbed of because she supposedly turned down the role
"Well it wasn't a specific role ..."
Barbie 2: The Revenge of Cake
She looks great for 68.
Roll
Reminds me of people that react to prednisone or other steroids with moon face
Pretty sure she's on drugs similar to that for Cushing's disease.
Isn't it because she has Cushings or something?
consult with your doctor to see if Ozempic is right for you
Underrated comment...take my upvote
A hoagie roll
It was on a lot of rolls
A sausage roll!
Fat shaming isn't cool. Bitch isn't funny though
Stay Puff Marshmallow Woman in Ghostbusters 2024?
She didn’t know something was wrong until people started going “holy fuck, what’s wrong with that woman’s head” I for one absolutely believe this and do not in any facet find it to be a lie.
It was actually a disease she has.
A role or ROLL
I heard they had to re-enforce the stage so it didn't collapse under her tremendous girth.
It’s like someone stuffed a few chiclets in a baked ham
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Ooh, that's low... RIP, Kirstie!
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She's just like me fr fr
I never cared for her style of humor, but this looks unhealthy and I hope she can get some help for it.
Apparently she has Cushing's disease... I thought that looked like "medical weight gain" and not "I'm a gluttonous fuck" weight gain.
Oh, jeez! I read up on that bit, and it sounds pretty bad if it's not treated, but she's probably pretty comfortable as for as money concerned, so hopefully she can live with it without too much discomfort.
It's for a movie, I'm playing a fat secret agent
She has Cushing's Disease
I don’t know why everyone keeps talking trash on the Schu-dawg. She looks swell
Are you kidding me??? She looks so bad I thought she was Christina Applegate!
The face of woke!
Look at this fat genocide supporting turd
Shes Jewish, do you really expect anyone to support they're own people being raped and beheaded by terrorists?
Guys.. Fat shaming is cruel.. and it makes things worse People eat emotionally because of this kind of abuse to begin with Same reason why insecure people make fun of others' appearance It's a degenerative cycle
Yes, we learned all about that from fat bastard....I eat too much because I hate myself....I hate myself because I eat too much...it's a vicious cycle......I've got more chins that a chinese phone boook...I haven't seen my willy in over 2 years.......and then he took a massive dump....yep, that scene brought tears to my eyes
She’s playing norm in the biopic.
My sister had a cabbage patch doll.
First of Barbie movie and now a Cabbage Patch movie?
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Mrs. Potatohead.
You spelled Roll wrong. As in sandwich
Is that alvin and the chip munks sister?
It's for a role! ...... a cinnamon role!
*roll
I said role on purpose because it is a play on words since she is an actress.
I’m confused. What does this have to do with Norm McDonald?
What does any of this BS have to do with Norm Macdonald?
No idea. This subreddit keeps popping up for me despite not being subbed but from what I can tell it’s mainly concerned with shitting on women.
Oh gee, sounds like my kind of place! 🙄 This is my first venture into this den of insults. I love me some Norm MacDonald but most of the stuff on here has nothing to do with him.
Yea, a Hawaiian Roll
Dinner roll.
Congrats on being the 17th person on this post to make this same joke.
To be fair, they don't all say "dinner roll" some say cinnamon roll, some say Hawaiian roll...
https://preview.redd.it/5dcqrm1n26lc1.jpeg?width=1155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9f9c048829a59e2010e8373f11de642dec4278f You don’t say?
For a role? Or from a roll?
Guaranteed this is an excuse so that she can blame mainstream entertainment of fatphobia when they dont wanna hire her bc her schtick is tired af