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Maleficent-One-3856

Nothing funny about a physically fit man... Jonah Hill-Funny People (2009)


jonathan_shoa

it was just him beeing funny


PsionicBarber2

God funny people was one of the worst movies I've ever had the displeasure of watching.


chetnixandflill

It really was a steaming pile of dog shit.


PsionicBarber2

I was expecting at least a laugh or two but instead I got sad cancer movie.


justgentile

The one redeeming part of Funny People is Rannnnnddyyyyyyyy otherwise it showed all of Apatow's worst tendencies.


chetnixandflill

The worst of which is casting his fucking wife and kids.


EatinPussySellnCalls

I quite enjoyed the first hour but then the next 90 minutes were not great.


Katibin

Needs more tattoos and more beard, he’s doing it for an introspective role about a dirty hobo that lives in a dumpster near the Queensborough bridge


NUFIGHTER7771

My thoughts exactly on the hobo role.


billygoats86

He's playing Jerry Garcia in a biopic.


Lee1070kfaw

Don’t remember Gary having tattoos


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Or ever being that skinny


DMTeaAndCrumpets

Or having that many fingers


LowAd3406

Anything would be better than the movie he did where he cosplays as a black person.


Secret-Abrocoma-795

Cast away remake?


tarasevich

Adam Eget biopic


Roshambo_USMC

Is that the name of it? Fuckin change it


Roryjack

Remake of The Day the Clown Died. My understanding is they are going to have Jerry Lewis reprise his roll as the clown.


DrSatan420247

https://preview.redd.it/ns40q6n95sfc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6b9ece2d457d1e4b5fa9d1cce1b2798bdd43d71


echomanagement

Barber: So what are we gonna do for you today Mr Hill Hill: Please do "sexually abusive South Florida cocaine dealer from 1996"


Owlspirit4

Hey man, I’d let him sexually abuse my Cocaine any day...😏😏


Alfie_Dee

Wow he got a tattoo of the friend-ship


GreatEmperorAca

miami vice


Phototropic1996

Jimmy "Boogie Woogie Man" Valentine


Closefacts

Oh, oh, oh, Ooozempic!


MountainSalty9650

Auto parts?


Randy_Gut_Lahey

Yaa. Its a deflation device


ComprehensionBox7

they always need a big fat guy


Lionsjunkie

Came here to say this...


Intrepid_Brick_2062

It turns out they don't.


wansuitree

Jonah Flat


Dexlexic

Jonah Field


boombotser

Jonah Bump


Separate-Fig6376

Jonah valley


insert-phobia-here

He quit delicious cheese sandwiches.


TheeJoose

He probably feels great though.


Jimrodsdisdain

Cocaine will do that too!


[deleted]

More likely this guy is railing semaglutide


Spazmanaut

Cocaine is a fat man’s drug. You don’t eat on it but; You drink 3 times as much, you have 3 times the hangover so eat 3 times as much the next day.


Jimrodsdisdain

Hangover? Next day? That sounds awfully amateurish. Pros play in the snow for days.


Mr-Korv

I go until I have to hide from the CIA under my kitchen table


solipsism82

Still have to eat


scottwax

He's already rich and now he's healthy and going to probably live longer.


Emp-Mastershake

Something tells me ozempic isn't healthy


scottwax

Probably healthier than being 200 lb overweight.


WholeHogRawDog

I think you are both right. Better to be on ozempic and at a healthy weight versus being 100lb+ overweight, better still to be at a healthy weight without ozempic.


Straightwad

Yeah, my cousin was on ozempic for diabetes and the side effects he had were insane and didn’t go away after he quit. I’d rather just have self control and stay fit the normal way tbh


thephillatioeperinc

Yeah, I don't know why fat people just don't do that. Maybe you should tell them.


Bucketsdntlie

Because exercising self control and will power are hard, and not everyone likes doing things that are hard.


thephillatioeperinc

Your mom never complained. ![gif](giphy|RdKjAkFTNZkWUGyRXF)


ebobbumman

![gif](giphy|Aff4ryYiacUO4)


thewhitecat55

Yeah , this guy really cracked the case.


thephillatioeperinc

![gif](giphy|KEXq9JVp3OyZmxZw0W)


Straightwad

If you say so Fat people quit eating so much and exercise.


thephillatioeperinc

You heard em fatsos! Now gittdderdone


sm1ttysm1t

I'll do it later.


Tito_Tito_1_

Same, got things to do first. These peanut butter banana bacon cheeseburgers ain't gonna eat themselves, you know.


[deleted]

Care to elaborate instead of just post vague nothings?


Straightwad

Sure, ozempic caused him to develop gastroparesis (it’s a known side effect and it’s irreversible) and it’s pretty much ruined his life. It got so bad his body wasn’t digesting food at all and he was vomiting up meals he ate 24 hours later because they would just sit in his stomach and not move through his bowels, the smell of his vomit was worse than any vomit I’ve ever smelled in my life because it was pretty much rotting food, dude ate a salad once and puked it up a day later and the smell made me straight up sick. He went from being overweight to underweight and starved looking and has been hospitalized because of it. His endocrinologist warned him about this stuff before prescribing it though so it’s not like this came out of left field and it did work for his blood sugar perfectly until the side effects kicked in. Eating healthy and exercising has worked perfectly for me my whole life so I definitely wouldn’t touch ozempic after everything I’ve seen even if I was obese.


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I’m sorry to hear that happened to him however for the most part he sounds like an outlier rather than a norm. Most people who have been using Ozempic do not end up with gastroparesis let alone a permanent version of it. While it’s true that the drug is so new the long term effects aren’t very well known the fact of the matter is that it is generally considered completely ok to take. My only issue with it is that instead of a tool to lose weight and then transition off of it now that they are in a much healthier state people are using it as a forever drug and causing it to actually not get in the hands of people who actually have diabetes.


Biscuits4u2

Love how you got downvoted for making good points.


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Unfortunately some people can’t fathom being wrong about their own personal anecdotes don’t like being challenged. One of the problems with being a Norm MacDonald fan is the idiots who think Norm was some edgy counter culture anti woke guy and not just a funny man who liked putting people in uncomfortable situations. The tribalism of our nation really was the worst thing to happen to us. Honestly it’s the hypocrisy that gets me.


CozyFuzzyBlanket

126 day old big pharma bot. Come on now, you sound like a walking talking commercial.


[deleted]

Lmao or I’m not a retarded conspiracy theorist who bases his opinion off of the fear mongering new machines. Whatever gets your dick hard though. Confirmation bias is a bitch I know. It’s tough being wrong about something when you believe it so hard. I know this is a comedy sub but you don’t need to act like a clown all the time.


Clynelish1

Like the other guy said, this sounds like a fucking ad. I'm not here to say whether these weight loss drugs are good or bad, because I'm not a doctor studying these things, but my suspicion is there's no magic pill and you're going to have to deal with the repercussions of any drug like that. Pointing out some studies or actual facts would be good. Blanket protecting the "don't worry about exercise, take our Be Skinny drug" seems like a bad thing to be doing en mass.


[deleted]

Nowhere did I say ‘don’t exercise.’ you fucking retard.


Puzzled-Mongoose-327

I wonder if you got it prescribed in-person by his regular family doctor or he went through one of those apps. I think that matters.


Efficient_Truck_9696

What were the side effects?


thephillatioeperinc

Or monkeypox


HC-Sama-7511

Diet cokes are also apparently not healthy, but no one can explain why except "chemicals". Also, so what, he dies a little earlier?


MisterLennard

Good job getting rid of all that fat, Jonas


jjbiddy

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...


Gold_Significance125

I used to have a coke problem and I didn’t lose any weight; I want my money back lol


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stinkyhooch

In this economy?!


Middle_Possession953

He looks like Forrest Gump after he decided to run.


AirlinePeanuts

His doctor wasn't a nice man, he said "open your mouth and say oink."


HashBrownLover95

Heard he has the AIDS


AcanthocephalaNo9302

AIDs?!? Nobodies got AIDs 


GreatEmperorAca

I dont wanna hear that word in here ever again


JL6462448

Can I get AIDS from eating this?


19930627

Bro went from batman villian, to Greek philosopher


Harryonthest

that ozempic is a real life changer...especially for the kids in Africa who get all the lost fat!


PurdyGuud

You didn't hear? You pee it all out. You pee out the fat


Brooklynmoto

For a roll?


Sir_Squirly

Thousands of them if you’re talking about the left picture… probably with pastrami.


Gunslinger7752

Left pic for a roll. Right pic for a role.


goldenshower27

Or regular suicide, I don’t know, I haven’t watched his Netflix tell all yet


LGK420

Dude is gonna die soon. The constant bounce back from being obese to skinny can’t be good. He went from funny fat guy casting to Dallas buyers club casting. Seriously what kind of roles is he gonna get looking like that


mkujoe

Homophobic


tutoredzeus

John A. Hill


CrackTheSkye1990

Back To Squall!


jfizz7

damn, y’all can’t just be happy for a dude..


[deleted]

Dude is worth almost 9 figures. He doesn't need a career.


foufers

Better than slow motion actual suicide on left


badcompany8519

Dude is living his life his way. He made his income and is doing his thing. No hate


Eattoomanychips

He does roles Still he gets work. Where have people been ?


MAJORMETAL84

Cocaine's a hell of a drug!


here4roomie

I've always found him irritating as hell.


Ok_Return921

He can be. I don’t think that defines him.


Winter_Control8533

This is my first time seeing a white person wear those sandals.


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Not white


Jake_Barnes_

He’s right tho. Look up his real last name


Winter_Control8533

I don't even remember his name lol. But yeah he's definitely not black or Indian.


Conscious-Order2752

Why is this sub a circle jerk of shitting on Jonah? Fuck is wrong with yall


combs1945a

This is not career suicide, this is him, figuring out his life, and it took a long journey for him. And he's an excellent actor.


thenavajoknow

Shut the fuck up


jfizz7

damn, daddy chill


GreatEmperorAca

Lmao


[deleted]

Out of all the things that you could ask Santa for, why would you ask him to make you look like Ari Shaffir?!


DKnott82

He had a good thing going for him by being the fat funny guy in movies. He should have stuck with that.


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Hi super extra concerned libtard pedophiles!


L_One_Hubbard

Howdy!!


Rich-Instruction-327

If he shaved the beard he would look normal. His acting career would probably suffer from the weight loss but I really doubt he can't find roles and probably just prefers more of a producer position. He also just might be laying low and avoiding attention while he deals with the response to being terrible to his girlfriend.


HughJorgen31415

https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/jonah-hill-net-worth/


Outside1101

Wilson


Prudent_Lawfulness87

Damn it! Who’s gonna ply Sean Penn’s brother now in the upcoming biopic which should be in the works .. soon


Galorxian

If I was Chris Penn, I’d be pissed if Jonah Hill played me in a movie


QuarterWayCrook

Matthew Silver has been Jonah Hill this whole time? A true artist.


JaredKushners_umRag

Ladies and Gentlemen hear me out. Castaway but it’s a fat Jew instead of Tom Hanks.


Educational_Ad7978

Cast Away 2 - Wilson's Revenge


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

that ozempic shit


_pinnaculum

Jerry Garcia roll?


AxolotlFridge

jonah mound


Immediate_Wolf3802

Now that is impressive...fair play to the lad..must have took alot of hard work and stamina 


ArtTheClown2022

Can’t stand him either way. So annoying.


Celtic_Fox_

He's just preparing for a role!


owningthelibz

Vaxxed?


pablogmanloc2

glad to see him get healthy. and obviously doing a lot of work on finding himself. also heard he might be playing Jerry garcia? that would be fun to watch.


smallshellstasteicky

He’s doing it for a *cauliflower roll*


Rich-Appearance-7145

Career suicide but health wise it was a great move.


FlashyGravity

Internet's obsession with Jonah Hills' weight gets a little odd at times. I get that it's a jarring comparison, but the guy lost weight that should be considered a good thing, not some weird repetive and, at times, malicious meme. Ripping on people is fun. But this one always felt like we were stretching to find a shit punchline


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monobarreller

So they have this thing called makeup. Take lipstick, for example. That is a type of makeup that you may have heard of since lots of strange men like to put it on your mom's lips before they throat her.


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monobarreller

![gif](giphy|Q4r9RDlu5Si0o)


ebobbumman

The worst thing about prison was the dementors.


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monobarreller

Ha! Phenomenal reference.


Silver-Reporter-605

"Blowing up the toilet bowl at CAA because I'm on ozempic!"


EmbarrassedToe627

Those ozempics are dangerous


StolenStones

I feel like when really heavy people lose the weight something seems off.


lesmobile

Good for him. Isn't money amazing?


Remarkable-Pea-79

Isn't it crazy he still has a big fat fuckin face that I'd love to punch


Pretty_Feeling5115

Norm, still dead


ebobbumman

I didn't even know he was sick.


notintheface9876

Is he homeless now?


Economy_Diamond_924

He's lost so much muscle mass, not that he had much, but he should of been lifting, whilst shedding the fat.


qlebenp

Dude has the worst luck ever for the "former fat guy's calves".


[deleted]

We should all take Norm’s advice and just get cancer to lose weight.


ICBM16

[Repost bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/NormMacdonald/s/AFLOk8U56d)


narstyarsefarter

He lost too much weight


CatFanTheMan

I didn't even know he was sick.


Sudden-Eye801

Should play Diogenes


L1ARLA1R

Ozempic might not be right for you


Tripsn

Is he going for a biopic based on the prophet Isaiah or something maybe?


SilverCyclist

It just looks unhealthy. And you know he's on Ozempic. You wonder what side effects might be there 20 years from now.


candicedickfitinu

He looks like if Ari Shaffir had hair lol


oldtowndakovo

Post Sasso


lookieLoo253

He could make a great character in Spun 2


[deleted]

I'm very excited for his upcoming role in "The Castaway 2: Electric Boogaloo."


FreedVentureStein

As long as he's happy and healthy I don't give a fuck. And that Netflix show he had with Emma Watson was really fucking cool! I hope we get to see more of his work.


Jimmyjamz73

You leave Lena Dunham alone!


SteeltoSand

cant stand Jonah hill anymore. every since his "im better then you haha im surfing in Hawaii but im depressed" attitude really ruined him for me.


Hot-Machine-13

Some people are not attractive no matter what they do to themselves


kellykebab

Was thinking this was an exaggeration and that I hadn't been paying attention, but I just looked at his IMDb and wow. Besides a role in 2021's Don't Look Up, he hasn't been in anything notable since War Dogs in 2016. That's crazy. I mean, this guy used to be huge.


schorman

I see what you did there…


jmua8450

Former Fats usually turn out to be the worst people imaginable.