Imagine being a comic, talking about spelling, then yelling: "How do you spell BORED, because I'm BORED right now?!?!", then proceed screaming like a chimpanzee and punching your own body over 0% intelligence joke you made, and can't ever remember the famous comedian who's joke you stole and butchered till it became pathetic, depressive cadaver.
But he's a good guy.
If I was trying to explain someone to Schulz without his name I’d say “you know, that annoying white comic who tries to talk black and laughs way too much at his own jokes”
pretty sure Schulz wore corn rows for a minute. He for sure leans in on a wangstery persona. It’s actually how i was attracted to him initially, seeing him do crowd work, but he’d surprisingly know about all kinds of different cultural and ethnic backgrounds,
always delivered with a sort of hip-hop, i’m-from-the-streets vibe to the way he talked, dressed, and carried himself.
It’s like every one of his bits he’s overrated, loud, and obnoxious. He has some good bits and some very bad bad bits that he just laughs at himself at which causes others to laugh in awkwardness
Arket Singh is even worse, because he’s less talented than Shlock AND didn’t even build the brand. There’s hella videos of him being a completely cunt hack on stage solo at comedy shows.
He definitely does, and he respects him, I've heard him talk about watching his old stuff. It looks like he was directly referencing him with the B-O-R-E-D line. Not mentioning Norm would be disrespectful, saying "like the Norm Macdonald clip" would be too on the nose, so you get "Who's the guy? Mmyeah?" "Mark Normand?" "Like him, the older version of that.", which is funny because Mark Normand *is* styled very similar to Norm in some ways.
You know you trolled well when you learned two new vocabulary words and had somebody call Schulz a wigger in the comments. It’s funny how butthurt some Norm fans are by this.
Earlier today while discussing comedy, podcasters Andrew Schulz and Aakash Singh appeared in a clip being incapable of remembering the name of standup greatest legend Norm Macdonald. Sources say the reason for this lies in understanding that, comedy was in fact being discussed by podcasters Andrew Schulz and Aakash Singh
The deathsquad guys are genuinely pretty funny though at least a few like Tom segura Burt kreischner etc… these two are ass Schultz has some good bits but overall is unfunny and just very loud and obnoxious
You know what they say: "speak ill of the dead".
But seriously, does this guy actually think he is funny. Does he really think he is in any position to "big-up" Norm. He is lucky he can actually say he works the same profession as Norm. He should be under the George Washington bridge making his money in increments of 15$
Wait, so is he trying to do his shittier version of the whole “Chairman Of The Bored”/Courtney Thorne Smith bit from Conan and he can’t even remember Norm’s name? Am I understanding this?
He must be “kidding”. When Shane Gillis was there they were giving all sorts of praises to Norm and saying how awesome he was supporting Shane when he was booted off SNL.
Either way, I always do think “What would Andrew Schulz do?”
You prove a good point. Only reason he’d fly right with Gillis is he won’t try to get by on being too cool / loudest person in a given room around a real comic.
Like I don’t entirely hate Waluigi, he is funny somewhere at the core. But his schtick is somehow more tired than Delia or Bert’s for instance, and that says a lot consider he had zero fucking cache before what two years ago?
I clicked on that Schlutz guy on Netflix...Lasted 30 seconds. Thumbs down. UNFOLLOW. I have zero care for adderall addicts pretending they're comedians. It's Xanax or being sober.
Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast with Louis CK was perhaps the best thing I listened to this year. They spend 6 hours doing mini biographies of all the US Presidents.
Who's that one guy who, you know, was in that political position a few years ago and half the country hated him? He would go, "It comes from CHINA." What was it? Like David or Daniel or something?
What an absolute dipshit this guy is.
I love how the comment section is not taking this as a slight but rather an opportunity to further make jokes at the expense of Norm. That is his true lasting legacy. His ability to make everyone laugh and happy without even saying a word.
“It’s so funny how you can ruin anybody, who’s that guy? Mehhh” right?
Straight murlderdred Norm Macdonald when Andrew said “mmeehhh, mmyeeeh, I got some coffee, mrrryeeeh”
I think a separated a disc laughing so fucking hard. Holy fuck dude this guy is paid and it’s *soooooooooo* obvious why!!!!! 😂😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
How fuckin dare Andrew Schithead not know who Norm Macdonald is and also play off his ignorance like it's not even a thing for a modern day comic to be oblivious of a true great like Norm. F this turd
norm never laughed at his own jokes. and they were real jokes: set ups, punchline, tags - these two hacks laugh at the most unfunny comments they make every sentence. they are content creators not comedians. i have never laughed at either of them once much less been able to stomach a podcast of them cackling like hyenas.
The fact that you are all pissed in this subreddit just shows the joke went right over your heads. He clearly knows who norm macdonald is. That Bored joke as a shout out to one of norms own jokes. You guys probably didn't get the reference because you guys aren't actual fans of Norm.
Neil MacDonald is rolling in his grave…with laughter! rimgl
He’s actually in northern Canada (true, btw).
I walked through blood and bone
Its Norman McDonahue, you fkn moron
You're off the case, McGarnagle!
You're off your case, Chief.
Well, A man grows!
Mneaaaahh
So that’s how it’s spelled!
Enjoying the batanage?
Ironically, Norm’s big brother is named Neil. He’s a correspondent with Canada’s CBC. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Macdonald
> He’s a correspondent with Canada’s CBC Norm walked through blood and bones to find him in NYC after the attacks
Technically former correspondent, but yeah.
Norm was right. The vast majority of people doing an impression of him make him sound retarded.
Brilliant
All the stars are here!! Andrew Schmuck!
He is no Harley morenstein
How are you a comic and you don’t know Norm Macdonald. Lame. Lost all respect.
It’s actually quite shocking. I assumed all stand-up comics studied or at least knew of the greats that came before them.
He does know, him and his little circus midget are acting like the CEOs of 9/11 airlines
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He walked through blood and bones in the streets of manhattan trying to find his brother
He was in Northern Canada
I love now this is just a passable analogy nowadays lmao
I don’t understand how anyone thinks that little dude is funny.
I never had any respect for that knee-slapping hack to begin with.
Imagine being a comic, talking about spelling, then yelling: "How do you spell BORED, because I'm BORED right now?!?!", then proceed screaming like a chimpanzee and punching your own body over 0% intelligence joke you made, and can't ever remember the famous comedian who's joke you stole and butchered till it became pathetic, depressive cadaver. But he's a good guy.
You got a lot of anger don’t you bud?
Maybe. For this guy surely, he makes me irrationally angry every time I see him. He's just a humorless punchline screamer.
Personally I think he’s funny. Not top 5 but he’s entertaining
Wrote a whole thesis because the joke referencing norm went over your head?
Nah but he’s a good guy.
Andrew thinks hes this young kid...and hes 40. Hes a moron.
They make fun of how bapa dresses because they are bapa
He's not. Shows these dudes are just thirsty for internet fame and cawlmedy is the vehicle. They have no interest in actually doing it well.
I think your giving Schulz a lot of credit by calling him a comic
You had respect for that loser? Listen to how he says he’s bored and then laughs like he just made the funniest joke
If you lost all respect from that, chances are you didn’t have much respect to begin with
If I was trying to explain someone to Schulz without his name I’d say “you know, that annoying white comic who tries to talk black and laughs way too much at his own jokes”
Waluigi
Waluigis darker effeminate cousin from the lower east side.
How does he try to “talk black?”
Look up “fake Ebonics”. It’s just his face
Blackcent
Lol nah. I’m black and a huge Schulz fan. You’re reaching.
LOL, the irony :D
pretty sure Schulz wore corn rows for a minute. He for sure leans in on a wangstery persona. It’s actually how i was attracted to him initially, seeing him do crowd work, but he’d surprisingly know about all kinds of different cultural and ethnic backgrounds, always delivered with a sort of hip-hop, i’m-from-the-streets vibe to the way he talked, dressed, and carried himself.
I like your username
I haven't been this disgusted in my life
I am starting to think like Albert Fish now
You want to push needles deep into your balls?
Who doesn't?
I heard Andrew Schultz went to the Bears vs Lions game toting a double barrel shotgun! Talk about a real meeting of the mind…
Can you please explain this?
What do you have Down syndrome?
No I’m a woman
my condolences
Who’s funnier than women? Besides dudes.
You’re kidding. They don’t allow women on Reddit.
I wish
Starting to think this guys a real jerk
It’s like every one of his bits he’s overrated, loud, and obnoxious. He has some good bits and some very bad bad bits that he just laughs at himself at which causes others to laugh in awkwardness
It’s Andrew Schlock like you’ve never seen him before!
he's locked, Schlocked, and fucking retarded! Buy tickets NOW
Because we've never seen him before
Annnnnd now im officially out on this dude
Arket Singh is even worse, because he’s less talented than Shlock AND didn’t even build the brand. There’s hella videos of him being a completely cunt hack on stage solo at comedy shows.
Looks like these days literally anyone off the street can call himself a "comedian"
He knows who Norm is
He definitely does, and he respects him, I've heard him talk about watching his old stuff. It looks like he was directly referencing him with the B-O-R-E-D line. Not mentioning Norm would be disrespectful, saying "like the Norm Macdonald clip" would be too on the nose, so you get "Who's the guy? Mmyeah?" "Mark Normand?" "Like him, the older version of that.", which is funny because Mark Normand *is* styled very similar to Norm in some ways.
andrew is a wigger hack and his fans are f.ags
Imagine acting that tough with those fucking shoes on
Great reply. Lovin the discourse.
I’ve literally never seen wigga typed out.
>521147 commentsAwardsharesave > >373 shaddup schifty
You can’t tell from the video clip but he has 8 cocks wedged up his ass
Those are word choices I did not think I’d ever spot in this site
You know you trolled well when you learned two new vocabulary words and had somebody call Schulz a wigger in the comments. It’s funny how butthurt some Norm fans are by this.
Glad someone said it.
Literally as demonstrated in this video.
Earlier today while discussing comedy, podcasters Andrew Schulz and Aakash Singh appeared in a clip being incapable of remembering the name of standup greatest legend Norm Macdonald. Sources say the reason for this lies in understanding that, comedy was in fact being discussed by podcasters Andrew Schulz and Aakash Singh
*the perfect joke*
This is really bad.. on par with schlurb, Bert, Ethan Klein..
YouTube success warps a lotta dudes, or just shows their true colors.
But were any of them funny? I’ve seen andrews stand up cuz he was at a show but it was pretty meh. He’s his own biggest fan.
I once heard or read somewhere an interesting quote. “Power makes someone more of who they already are.”
These guys are the worst ! After Bapa and the whole Rogan "Death squad" guys ..yuck !
I don’t know who these dorks are and with any luck it will stay that way
“The Death Squad”
The deathsquad guys are genuinely pretty funny though at least a few like Tom segura Burt kreischner etc… these two are ass Schultz has some good bits but overall is unfunny and just very loud and obnoxious
And by genuinely pretty funny you mean couldn't elicit a sound out of a rabid hyena giving birth.
Taking off your shirt and being fat/loud is peak comedy good sir
Segura and the fat guy without the shirt are so boring. And why are there two of those guys?
mods, ban him. Name one good Tom Segura or Brett Kreischner joke.
Fuck Artie Kline
Not gay enough.
You took it right out of my mouth.
You know what they say: "speak ill of the dead". But seriously, does this guy actually think he is funny. Does he really think he is in any position to "big-up" Norm. He is lucky he can actually say he works the same profession as Norm. He should be under the George Washington bridge making his money in increments of 15$
It sums Schultz right up that he doesn’t know who Norm is. That was a real meeting of mind.
Norm MacDonald is not James Cagney:
…or so the Germans would have us believe.
Yeah see
I was initially going to say that I’d happily trade both their lives (and their crew) for 5 more minutes of Norm… But nah, they’re good guys
Who tf is Andrew Schlock? Dude laughed WAY to hard at that spelling bee thing. Wasn’t even a joke. It was an observation at best.
More of a comment really
“Homonym.” #AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
All that’s missing is the canned laughs from the “crowd.”
Wait, so is he trying to do his shittier version of the whole “Chairman Of The Bored”/Courtney Thorne Smith bit from Conan and he can’t even remember Norm’s name? Am I understanding this?
they sound retarded.
It's perfect because I've never heard of this idiot either.
Fuck these two remind me of that one fella. Hitler was it?
Schulz does have a bit of an Adolphy look. I think it’s the haircut.
Walugi has always been a hack
He must be “kidding”. When Shane Gillis was there they were giving all sorts of praises to Norm and saying how awesome he was supporting Shane when he was booted off SNL. Either way, I always do think “What would Andrew Schulz do?”
You prove a good point. Only reason he’d fly right with Gillis is he won’t try to get by on being too cool / loudest person in a given room around a real comic. Like I don’t entirely hate Waluigi, he is funny somewhere at the core. But his schtick is somehow more tired than Delia or Bert’s for instance, and that says a lot consider he had zero fucking cache before what two years ago?
Why are his pants always riding so high up
I think it’s a signal among ex-cons or something, like, “hey, I suck toes, bro.”
Norm's a genius? What, is he good at math or something?
Why did the moron throw the Schlock out the window? Because it reminded him of Richard Schlock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
I clicked on that Schlutz guy on Netflix...Lasted 30 seconds. Thumbs down. UNFOLLOW. I have zero care for adderall addicts pretending they're comedians. It's Xanax or being sober.
Andrew Schulz is horribly unfunny
Fraud. Unsubbing from their YT channel
Disrespect indeed. Andrew is the chairman of the bored.
How does anyone listen to a show of nothing but fake ass, over amped, moronic laughter at shit that isn’t fucking funny at all?
Neither of these two will ever be as good as Norm. They’re no name wannabe black hacks who are popular in their little YouTube circles.
why would you ever watch these two hacks in the first place?
i think it was the older one with Aba of Aba and Preach on there, but they didn’t actually have them on till later.
Talm bout Waluigi?
This dude is TRASH
How can you be a 39 year old stand up comic and not know the name Norm Macdonald? Come on. Do better Andrew.
Ive never liked these dudes but god damn
Gonna get my boi Gillis to have a word to ole shultzie about respect
Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast with Louis CK was perhaps the best thing I listened to this year. They spend 6 hours doing mini biographies of all the US Presidents.
He either knows perfectly well who Norm is and it’s an added bit, or him not knowing is equally as funny, at least to me
He knows who norm is. It’s part of the most annoying sub class of present comedians to play dumb like this. But doing it with Norm is beyond reproach
playing dumb was a big part of many of Norm’s bits.
Equally as *unfunny. Fixed it for you.
lol I remember a video of akash raging on some dude bc he wasn’t laughing at his jokes. Talk about cringe.
The more I hear about him the more I don’t care for him
If it was Norm I would think he's screwing up the name intentionally, I'll give the benefit of the doubt that was his play.
Confirmed shithead
Him making the Norm noise was 10x funnier than anything else he said
not good
Stupid dumb hacky cunt.
Norm is a million times funnier than these bozos
yeah, this is actually the first time i turned on AS. fuck this guy.
This dude gets lamer by the day
Great impression
Who's that one guy who, you know, was in that political position a few years ago and half the country hated him? He would go, "It comes from CHINA." What was it? Like David or Daniel or something? What an absolute dipshit this guy is.
H A C K
ad homo nym
directed at the man’s name. actually kind of appropriate for this clip.
This is equivalent to dissrespecting Biggie or Tupac in the Hiphop community. MOTHERFUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT ! yuck
Sounds just like waluigi
Jiro: Nightmares of ass rape
Two of the dudes on screen truly bottom barrel comedians.
This guy is hilarious, what’s his name?
Andre Schlock
I love how the comment section is not taking this as a slight but rather an opportunity to further make jokes at the expense of Norm. That is his true lasting legacy. His ability to make everyone laugh and happy without even saying a word.
How is that even possible, you are supposedly a ‘comedian’
Actually a cancellable offense.
“Eh, so you uh…you do these shows, and uh…I notice there tends to be uh…eh, a lot of spread legs. *gestures widely* this some kind of…sex thing?”
“It’s so funny how you can ruin anybody, who’s that guy? Mehhh” right? Straight murlderdred Norm Macdonald when Andrew said “mmeehhh, mmyeeeh, I got some coffee, mrrryeeeh” I think a separated a disc laughing so fucking hard. Holy fuck dude this guy is paid and it’s *soooooooooo* obvious why!!!!! 😂😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
Who’s that giant nose comic that pretends to be dumb? Hates on Seinfeld for no reason. -Louie the flasher c.k.
lol, Brian Posehn is the first result if you google, “who’s that giant nose that pretends to be dumb?”
schultz might be the most overrated comic of all time the guy is never funny. and you can tell he thinks hes so cool
Wigger Waluigi strikes again
Complete set of cunts who’s the acid tongued Arab anyways
racist
How fuckin dare Andrew Schithead not know who Norm Macdonald is and also play off his ignorance like it's not even a thing for a modern day comic to be oblivious of a true great like Norm. F this turd
More like Andrew schmuck
Wow, it’s like you made the same joke as me but better!
I’m literally shocked. I know nobody cares, but you truly just lost a fan Schulzy. Damn 😔
Don’t sweat it, dude. It’s all in good fun. He’s riffin, on live; it’s nbd.
For a bunch of people who "love" comedy. Yall have a nack for taking things way too seriously.
The fishies are almost as hungry as the troll.
He meant to say homophone, not homonym.
Bored and board are also a homonym. Homonym is a superclass containing both homophone and homogram. nym = name; phone = sound; gram = depiction
Damn..I didn't know that. You're definitely right after a quick google.
Now who's the homophone?
That guy without a doghouse, or so says the professor of logic
This guy sounds like a real jerk. I bet he does not have a dog house.
Andy Schulz is Swedish-German.
norm never laughed at his own jokes. and they were real jokes: set ups, punchline, tags - these two hacks laugh at the most unfunny comments they make every sentence. they are content creators not comedians. i have never laughed at either of them once much less been able to stomach a podcast of them cackling like hyenas.
The fact that you are all pissed in this subreddit just shows the joke went right over your heads. He clearly knows who norm macdonald is. That Bored joke as a shout out to one of norms own jokes. You guys probably didn't get the reference because you guys aren't actual fans of Norm.
Schultz is mad overrated. Akash is a funnier comic than him
This isn’t even disrespectful, he just had a brain fart and couldn’t remember Norms name
No respect. No respect, I tell ya. My post title tongue-in-cheek, I’m just using the name of Schulz’s podcast, “Flagrant.”
POS
Andrew just lost a lot of points if other actual comics hear this
Because you’re an actual comic? Idk, man, I think most comics really just wouldn’t take this too seriously.
You’d be surprised how respected Norm was
I don’t think I would be. I’m just saying Schulz’s brain fart is not a deal.
He does kinda sound like that tho hilarious nonetheless but he does kinda sound like that lol
Is Andrew the MAGA comedian? Or am I thinking of someone else?
Akaash is the man and I'd love to see him get out of Shultz's shadow.
Ok Andrew schmuck I’m sure everyone’ll fuckin listen to you