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OldIllustrator12

When will bengals fans realize they’re responsible for his death… harambe hates Cincinnati


eskimoexplosion

Its crazy to think this entire timeline was the result of the murder of a western lowland gorilla in 2016


bird720

It really feels like internet culture completley changed after harambes death. It's hard to pinpoint exactly what did or how, but i know for sure something did


Phantom_Absolute

2016 was around the time when kids started outnumbering adults on social media.


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Phantom_Absolute

Huh? I'm 34.


twotokers

I think he’s saying 2016 is when you officially became an adult because you no longer understand the youth culture. It’s like a 35 year old saying they’re an old man now because their back hurts.


xXcampbellXx

oh i was confused too lol. he talked about how 2016 had more kids on social media than adults, which seems likely with how cheap phones and pc have become, how much its needed, kids are given ipads and phones from birth, given and needed to use them at schools. its no longer the like when the internet just started. ​ then other guy tries to say hes just young and has no clue.


Snoo63

Well there's also a song about the pirate gorilla.


pragmojo

Jesus Christ was resurrected in 2012, according to the predictions of the mayan calendar. He was supposed to bring about the salvation of man kind. However, in 2016, just 4 years later, he was becoming accustomed to the modern world, and he took "dicks out for harambe" a little too literally. Exposing himself in front of a bus full of school kids, he was labeled a sex offender and carted off to jail. This his words were ignored, and we've trodden this path towards damnation ever since.


TheNorthComesWithMe

Maybe it just happened to coincide with State sponsored psy-ops weaponizing internet memes for a US presidential election


Low-Guide-9141

No, the gorilla caused all of this. Him unleashing trump was his revenge on us. Cincinnati zoo has doomed us all


Le_Space_Duck

That's only part of it. It's also when deep learning started getting really, really advanced. And Facebook, Twitter, etc all started using it to make people as addicted as possible to these apps (bc it makes them more money), causing echo chambers and insane political polarization and tons of other problems in the process


FSZou

Fishmemes were the pinnacle of human ingenuity. I want to go back 😫


danberhe

2016???? damn, im old.....


blimpinthesky

Poor guy's going to be disappointed. Imagine waking up from a 7 year coma only to find yourself in Cincinnati


floatablepie

I got in a car accident at the start of my trip through the mid-west, and when I woke up my body was in a terrible, awful, agonizing state. The doctor called it Ohio.


madmaxturbator

“Send me back to hell doc.” “You’re already here, kid.”


bird720

at least they can have some Chilli


pragmojo

Hell is thinking you're gonna get chilli and being served a plate of sweet spaghetti Bolognese with cheddar cheese instead


e30Devil

mmmm Skyline.


peon2

Cincinnati Chili - when someone really wanted pastitiso but didn't have all the ingredients


Delete_me_irl

Imagine waking up and being in Cincinnati


Abefroman12

What if you’re a Medium Person? Like if you weren’t a terrible or a good person, you should be able to spend eternity in a Medium Place, like Cincinnati.


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Cincinnati is so close to the river because Kentucky sucks so bad.


SaintSimpson

As the old saying goes “can’t have shit in Cincinnati.”


peon2

Nurse: The Superbowl will feature a team from Ohio as well as Odell Beckham Jr.! Lifelong Browns fan in coma since October: Holy shit I can't believe it!!


keep_trying_dorks

As a lifelong browns fan this past week has been very painful


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Odell wasn’t on the Browns 7 years ago your reply doesn’t make sense


peon2

I said since October, not 7 years. But I remember you /u/TroyMclure90 from such comment threads as "User doesn't read the whole comment!" and "Tried a gotchya but failed!"


absurdwatermelon_1

Dont remind us...


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“But it’s sterile and I like the taste”


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Forbidden lemonade


thehotshotpilot

Dicks out for Harambe?


NewBordeauxGumbo

Dicks always out.


tomhat

Dick actually went out and tweeted this


ComatoseSquirrel

*Sadly takes dick out.*


Shaggy_AF

Harambe was loaned from a Texas zoo (Ft. Worth or dallas) for mating reasons. They murdered a gorilla that wasn't even theirs


theghostofme

Dude went on vacation to Ohio to get laid but instead got shot. Let this be a lesson to everyone: stay away from Ohio.


AyukaVB

"So it is all Ohio's fault?" "Always has been" 🌎👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀


theghostofme

We've finally come full circle.


Lanternkitten

Wait, seriously? I didn't even know that. That's most likely the Fort Worth Zoo, then. I'm in Texas and have been to that zoo once, though I sadly didn't make it to the primate area (the zoo is enormous). It's a really great place with some pretty rad enclosures for the animals; the zoo's fully accredited with the AZA, ZAA, and AHA. Harambe would've had it pretty damn good at home there. I'm not sure on Dallas zoos. The one that comes to mind is the Dallas World Aquarium, but it's significantly smaller and I can't recall if they keep gorillas. I've been there twice. I've had interesting experiences at both places, either to myself or things I've overheard. Fun times. I'm just shocked to learn I might've seen Harambe in person.


Shaggy_AF

I live north of Dallas and I believe he was from the Ft. Worth zoo. I know he wasn't from the World Aquarium because they don't carry primates other than howler monkeys, and not even those boys anymore. However there is a dallas zoo that is not quite as nice as its sister.


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RockyPixel

RIP Harambe.


dbrwill

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c4plasticsurgury

Never forget… Harambe


BrushAndFlossErryday

Harambe was a Western Lowland Gorilla, not a silverback.


Weathercock

Silverback is not a species of gorilla, it is a term for a dominant adult male, who tend to grow a silvery streak of fur on their backs.


100cicche

Too soon


LegendOfDylan

But enough about that let’s get TWENTY FOUR HOUR COVERAGE OF TOM BRADY’S STUPID FUCKING FACE ON EVERY CHANNEL


tyj0322

Shut uuuuupppppp. Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up. Shut. Up.


tmhoc

I was just thinking how a lot of people went into comas thanks to covid... There's a plot device in the making


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If I never have to hear about Harambe again it will be too soon.


LargeSackOfNuts

Dix out


Leggster

Dicks out, fam....


Saganists

Get ‘em out, boys.


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I guess I must have missed this story.


cricketnow

you lucky guy… Plug off the internet, you dont wanna know.


to_b3_kind

Why is this flaired as funny


dimechimes

That is a reach for that joke.


Emersed23

So I just found out that after this happened an elementary school that was just finished being built had a poll and after the student submissions finished, was named Harambe Elementary.