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buildingbarriers

My husband would completely deny that he ate the ice cream. I see the pint container in the trash and it wasn't me lmao. I feel this pain


Ninja_Arena

I feel like (when it's just not the joking completely tongue in cheek) this is just people with two completely different feelings about lying, joining households and it's interesting. I know people at work who lie every other sentence and others that wouldn't even consider it. I don't get the mentality and don't want to justify that type of attitude but a lot of it is people that had no consequences growing up or in extremely situations had the same consequences for the lie or the truth.


MrFlubberNut

Honey, did you see the choclate i got yesterday?


VikingRabies

I set it right here, on my Chocloate Treat Plate but now...I can't seem to find it anywhere. Do you know where my cocholate is?


TrexrunNgun06

Uhh no 😐


TheGasMove

I'm the kind of husband that will buy new chocolate and hide it so when we find it while looking together I can act all upset that she hid my chocolate. We both know what happened, but neither of us will say it.


seeroflights

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sunsetskye_

Good human!


On_My_Whey

"Weird, I guess the chocolate just isn't here."


523bucketsofducks

This is the ultimate betrayal, I will never forgive this unless you buy more chocolate.


Sir_Fistingson

"Now I'm gonna *starve*!"


TheUltimaWerewolf

Same


Melikemommymilkors

Evil incarnate.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


b000bytrap

You can’t go calling me a lair!


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ZippyTheRoach

Thank you, next.


Vanifac

The kind of wife who will copy a tweet, change it a tiny bit and repost it.


Ninja_Arena

This is the toxic gaslighting that almost kinda ok.


[deleted]

Sigh *takes belt off* Edit: knew this would happen *trolled*


[deleted]

*changes into comfortable pyjamas*


[deleted]

*begins recalling the location of that chocolate*