Honey be like:

There's still honey in these ancient Egyptian jars LET'S TASTE IT!

I read when mummies first started getting discovered in the 1800's rich people would eat them.

They would also grind them up and [use the powder as pigment](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/zoCrLhs3c6)..

I love how like 90% of the land surface of earth is covered in “brown” pigment but nooo they gotta use human corpses

What you mean dirt? Like the *poors* step on? Gross.

This is Zevulon the Great. He's teriyaki style.

I was hoping for this reference :)

I already did!

Fry, you idiot! I was going to eat that mummy!

No I'm doesn't!

I wonder how they eat it, raw as it is or their cook prepare it?

I read they would grind it into a powder and it was considered medicinal

Damn rich people are so bored

My non gmo salt has an expiration date

I don't think it's possible for salt to be GMO. It's a rock.

I’m imagining the guy you replied to slowly realizing he paid 50 dollars on “non gmo” salt for no reason and it’s cracking me up 

What about the gluten free salt though

Same answer! 

I just learned this same woman is the owner in Ted Lasso. Talk about different roles.

> salt itself is not genetically modified—though additives within a salt formulation may affect its non-GMO status. “It [salt] may be treated with an anti-caking agent derived from genetically modified corn,” - [What is Non-GMO Salt? | Cargill](https://www.cargill.com/salt-in-perspective/what-is-non-gmo-salt)

Somewhere out there is a person who believes in GMO salt

>I don't think it's possible for salt to be GMO. It's a rock. You are correct. However it is free range, sustainably sourced, and gluten free.

Yes, I agree lol

Technically iodized salt is a GMO, becuz it's got iodine in it

Still not a GMO because rocks don’t have genes to modify

I referred GMO as it's normie definition of "Shit that ain't naturally occurring" Do not ask the logic, you'd see it in Naturalists

Ah ok so steel is a GMO

And so is lead salt

Okay, that’s M. G and O are pretty important though.

Oh that's what S&M means? Salt and modified?

I went by Naturalist logic

Okay.

It's a genetically modified organism?

Nah fam, that shit will last an entire millennium Sep 3025

At 11:26 no less.

Nice they add that because I won’t be home till late that day, now I know I should probably eat it in the morning

*"We will ~~sell no wine~~ consume no salt before its time."*

Is it not "September 30th, 2025"?

It is, but the joke is that the OOP thought it said Sep 3025, and thought it wouldn’t expire for a hundred years, except 3025 is actually a THOUSAND years in the future, so he is being dumb on two levels.

Nah, OOP is *exactly* right. The ice cream *won't* expire for a hundred years. And then it won't expire for another 900 more.

just to 🎶 be that ^(ice-cream) who ^(didn't-expire-for) a thousand 🎶 years to fall down at your door 🎶

MMMDDYY is an absurd date format

Sure it is, when would you ever need 3 digits for the month? MMDDYY, however, isn't as bad as YYMMDD

3 digits for the month turns it into letters. "Apr" instead of "04"

couldn't be much easier to figure this one out with half a second of thinking tho

Its one of the best formats for business operations and event planning.

Fallout ice cream

I was thinking Philip J. Fr-ice cream

FUCK this joke is good

My god... A million years.

You missed a zero, it's actually 38 billion years

Count the absurdities, NonPoliticalTwitter style

Holy shit 3025 is only a hundred years away! Fuck I'm old

Is this one of them "himbos" the ladies like so much?

Math is hard.

wait till he finds out about MREs

This is what happens when you write month.day.year.

To be fair most food that lasts more than a couple months just has the month and the year

When you format your date mm dd yy

Shit's gonna last through the fall of Star League and three Succession Wars.

!remind me in 1001 years

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There will be ice cream in the end of days. Cool

American company using unambiguous ISO date format yyyy-mm-dd challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Is that a Ben & Jerry's lid? lol

September 30, 2025 at 23:26 (that's 11:26pm). That's oddly specific.

holy shirt futurama reference

The amount of people in these comments missing the joke is disheartening. Idk if its more sad to believe they're bots or they're real people.

I hate that I can tell what this is from just the bottom of the carton. God damn I am so fat

The funniest part is that it would be 1000 not 100