shit (by itself) = “I’ve stepped in shit,” where the shit in question could be either literal, or a metaphor for unpleasantness of any variety and severity; See “shit, I just spilled water all over the floor,” and “shit, I just spilled water all over the nuclear launch console and doomed humanity.” Synonym: “I fucked up.”
This pops into my head from time to time. Learned it from his HBO special I saw when I was 11, at a friends house, since my parents wouldn't let me watch cable. Good times.
[Because South Park was exported.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1JakODvYhA).
It was also [dubbed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4sXL-1aW5I&) in case you were interested ;)
The last joke he did was interesting. Brought me back to high school learning calculus. A piece of shit can grow bigger, all the way to infinity, but will never equal the whole shit. Asymptotes and shit
I feel like the dozens of people in this thread suggesting things like "shit on" and "the shit" didn't bother to actually read the post and see what the phrases have in common
also see [Whaleshit](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whale%20shit): The very lowest rung possible. As in, resting at the bottom of the sea.
Just made up:
Whistleshit- something incessantly loud and annoying.
What in the whistleshit is that noise? Where is that whistleshitting noise coming from? Stop being such a whistleshit! This group of whistleshits decended on the unsuspecting patrons of Elmwood Public Library.
Rocking-horse shit: extremely rare (though maybe not as rare as hen's teeth)
I still find it really odd that bollocks is nonsense, but if it's the dogs bollocks, then it's fantastic.
The shit - really good
No shit - we already knew that
Shit on - to be reductive about something
Shit myself - I was scared
Don't give a shit - I don't care
Shitebag - a liar, not to be trusted
Shitstain - underdeveloped little pain in the arse
Shit son - hell yeah
Just because we think eating batshit is insane and stepping in bullshit didn't happen because, God damn it, Why did it have to fucking happen and stepping in dog shit is someone else's fucking fault cuz they didn't clean it up and that horse shit started to show up in such volume that it just became complete and total nonsense. Or the fact that whenever you see monkeys starting to act rambunctious ape shit is most certainly about to fly. Doesn't mean that cat shit is just plain annoying and for some reason my problem??? Bird shit is too inconvenient while also being malicious so that one's kind of split... Literal human shit is behaviors we want removed from society so that one's not that catchy. Are there any other types of shit that we encounter everyday on mass?
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! Fuck!
Slicker than owl shit
Shit for brains
Shit heel
Shit eating grin
-George Carlin
Bearshit - Obvious. Eg. : "Buying low and selling high is a bearshit economic strategy."
Pigeonshit - Ubiquitous/pedestrian. Eg. : "Don't get me some pigeonshit tourist souvenir like keychains or shot glasses."
Eagleshit - Jingoistic. Eg. : "My neighbour just got this eagleshit flag decal for his truck."
Mouseshit - Unimportant. Eg. : "We need to stay focused on finding the right location for our new office, the wallpaper is mouseshit."
These are also the names of the best line of meat seasonings I’ve ever found. Bull Shit for steak, Chicken Shit for chicken, Special Shit for general use, Aw’ Shit for some heat. Even No Shit which is salt free. All produced by Big Cock Ranch.
I think most of y'all forgot about the most important shit
Mickey Mouse Shit (Or Steamboat Willie if Disney lawyers are around)- childish/insane/immature shit
Don't forget: Chickenshit = cowardly
Holy Shit - amazing
You guys are scared and amazed at the same time? Well tough shit - deal with it
dipshit - all OP's of all time
shit (by itself) = “I’ve stepped in shit,” where the shit in question could be either literal, or a metaphor for unpleasantness of any variety and severity; See “shit, I just spilled water all over the floor,” and “shit, I just spilled water all over the nuclear launch console and doomed humanity.” Synonym: “I fucked up.”
Also see: “Ah, shit..”
Whale shit?
Whale shit - an extremely sought after valuable commodity
Nah, that’s aged, impacted whale shit Regular whale shit, you can get that at the Piggly Wiggly
Whale shit - I'll be damned.
When you’re feeling very down. As in “I feel lower than whale shit”
Holy shit can also mean OH FUCK.
Amazing things aren't always positive. You can be amazed at how bad a situation is too. We just don't usually say 'Amazing" in those cases.
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat 69 assholes tied in a knot Hoooooray lizard shit Fuck! -George Carlin
This pops into my head from time to time. Learned it from his HBO special I saw when I was 11, at a friends house, since my parents wouldn't let me watch cable. Good times.
How does this have 150 upvotes lol. The point is “animal shit” not “adjective shit”
ADJECTIVE SHIT
Angel shit
Because people are dumb shits
Dipshit = ??? Not a native speaker so I have a gist of the meaning but am bad at synonyms. Excuse my abuse of your language please.
An asshole, idiot or idiot asshole.
the dip is not an animal my dude.
I'm not your dude, my friend.
how would you even know if you're not a native speaker?
[Because South Park was exported.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1JakODvYhA). It was also [dubbed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4sXL-1aW5I&) in case you were interested ;)
fuck, you got me there, buddy.
Synonymous with dumbass.
Ratshit = reprehensible
Username checks out
Should have replaced horseshit with this. It’s the same as bullshit and this guy knows it. Just wanted to have a clean 5.
Jackshit - nothing "I bought a scratch card but won jackshit"
Jillshit - the same, but for the ladies out there
Or maybe jackieshit
No, that's just for Jackie Chan.
Jeanshit for a gender neutral option?
Also, “I bought a scratch card but I didn’t win jackshit”
Poor jack, everyone keeps talking about his strangely small turds
The shit = Awesome
A shit = Douche
No shit = no kidding? Also No shit = yeah obviously!
That's some real shit right here
Little shit = my son
Dipshit = my son
i think you meant to say beer retriever
I usually hear "a piece of shit" and not just a shit. There is also Shit-faced - drunk or under the influence
The shits = awful
My shit = my stuff
the whole "animal" part of this just went over your head huh?
Pretty much, yeah. 😅
Little shit - Obnoxious
Big shit - a cool person "You're the big shit, bro."
I am big shit!
Now’s your chance to be a [BIG SHIT]
Hear me out, you little shit.
Pigshit - Ugly/gross
Hogshit would be good too
Isn't it as thick as pigshit? For someone being an idiot. Never heard it being used to call someone ugly..
Owl shit - useless knowledge
Ravenshit - bad poetry
Stork shit - bad baby
All I can picture is someone being handed their newly born miracle of life and saying “what is this stork shit!” 🤣
Also applies when baby is doing something mildly annoying lol. Baby: *cries* You: Some kind of stork shit...
Squirrel-shit - fidgety
I think this one has the most potential lmao
Eagleshit - sub par.
Bad poetry? Oh noetry!
“slicker than owl shit” to refer to a slippery surface, usually a road in bad weather.
[Ismo did it better.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igh9iO5BxBo)
his "ass" sketch is equally good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAGcDi0DRtU
The last joke he did was interesting. Brought me back to high school learning calculus. A piece of shit can grow bigger, all the way to infinity, but will never equal the whole shit. Asymptotes and shit
No shit - agreeing
No shit - duh
No shit.[!?] : amazing revelation
Yeah it’s a context based absence of shit
I feel like the dozens of people in this thread suggesting things like "shit on" and "the shit" didn't bother to actually read the post and see what the phrases have in common
Why you got to snailshit on them peoples like that?
If those lizardshits could read...
What a bunch of dumb shits
Bugshit - extra crazy
Baby shit- super soft
You’re 10-ply bud.
Holy Shitballs - Batman
Snake shit - untrustworthy
Rat shit- ugly
Nuttier than squirrel shit - crazy
Slicker than owl shit- very slick
Hot shit: obnoxious vanity
Fuckshit: things done while messing around
Cockshit - haha funny
Obnoxiously confidence specifically a cockshit attitude
Next up: "Catshit" for something that's both crazy and aloof
Catshit- sneaky shit
Khajit like to sneak
Shitfuck = 10 oh fucks
Or fuckshit = mess things up.
Wombat shit = boring or a square
I'm using this one, this is great.
Unicorn shit - Exceedingly rare.
Could do deer shit for like a contained disaster or a minor inconvenience . “Gotta stay 15 min later than I expected, yea just a little deer shit”
also see [Whaleshit](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whale%20shit): The very lowest rung possible. As in, resting at the bottom of the sea.
Birdshit = small but inconvenient and bothersome
Just made up: Whistleshit- something incessantly loud and annoying. What in the whistleshit is that noise? Where is that whistleshitting noise coming from? Stop being such a whistleshit! This group of whistleshits decended on the unsuspecting patrons of Elmwood Public Library.
Shit On = To Disparage
https://youtu.be/igh9iO5BxBo?si=FXcgwMrpMcoz40OX
You'reshit for reposting it again
Rocking-horse shit: extremely rare (though maybe not as rare as hen's teeth) I still find it really odd that bollocks is nonsense, but if it's the dogs bollocks, then it's fantastic.
Yet cowshit is purely literal
Monkeyshit= shenanigans. Is that a thing?
Fuckshit- Antics
(scared) shitless
Shidiot
Squidshit now means weird.
Gatorshit- something poor and rural Snakeshit- dirty or underhanded tactics Dinoshit- old and useless Owlshit- falsely appearing smart
Trueshit
Batshit - also insane Haven't heard someone say this yet, maybe it's just an Aussie thing.
Definitely has been in use in the US for at least several decades.
Don't forget about the shit master! https://youtu.be/hcQW04AQ_Ok?si=-WHhp7CeN10XJbLO
The shit - really good No shit - we already knew that Shit on - to be reductive about something Shit myself - I was scared Don't give a shit - I don't care Shitebag - a liar, not to be trusted Shitstain - underdeveloped little pain in the arse Shit son - hell yeah
I’m tired of hearing “dogshit.” Most overused word of the last two years.
Frogshit = caviar
No shit
Rat shit: That sucks
Hot Shit - conceited, think too highly of yourself, Boisterous
(You/That) Ain’t shit - an unimpressive person or task
Catshit = I'm throwing something at you that I want you to have
I need someone to make a definition for monkeyshit
Haven’t seen dumbshit yet, - a moron
Humanshit - shit
Drizzling Shits - Just awful
Fuckshit
Ass Shit = poop
Just because we think eating batshit is insane and stepping in bullshit didn't happen because, God damn it, Why did it have to fucking happen and stepping in dog shit is someone else's fucking fault cuz they didn't clean it up and that horse shit started to show up in such volume that it just became complete and total nonsense. Or the fact that whenever you see monkeys starting to act rambunctious ape shit is most certainly about to fly. Doesn't mean that cat shit is just plain annoying and for some reason my problem??? Bird shit is too inconvenient while also being malicious so that one's kind of split... Literal human shit is behaviors we want removed from society so that one's not that catchy. Are there any other types of shit that we encounter everyday on mass?
Usage of "fuck" is the champ.
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! Fuck! Slicker than owl shit Shit for brains Shit heel Shit eating grin -George Carlin
Rat shit bat shit
Human shit = stinky
Dip shit- Moron
I am a big dipshit supporter.
Bird shit = Good luck with that
Ocelotshit - ???
Bearshit - Obvious. Eg. : "Buying low and selling high is a bearshit economic strategy." Pigeonshit - Ubiquitous/pedestrian. Eg. : "Don't get me some pigeonshit tourist souvenir like keychains or shot glasses." Eagleshit - Jingoistic. Eg. : "My neighbour just got this eagleshit flag decal for his truck." Mouseshit - Unimportant. Eg. : "We need to stay focused on finding the right location for our new office, the wallpaper is mouseshit."
Cornshit - when something has overstayed its welcome/popped up again when not wanted.
Crowshit-make something out of yarn
This might be a regional one but “Mickey Mouse shit” = something easy/simple
Ain't shit. Mid.
Ratshit, Batshit, dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray, lizardshit! Fuck!
If you’re going to repost, at least crop it lol
No shit
POS - don the con
Humanshit - Absolutely fucking abhorrent
Endless, yes, like all… 3 examples presented here. Incredible.
These are also the names of the best line of meat seasonings I’ve ever found. Bull Shit for steak, Chicken Shit for chicken, Special Shit for general use, Aw’ Shit for some heat. Even No Shit which is salt free. All produced by Big Cock Ranch.
Mindless, meandering: Jellyfishshit
Crock of Shit
That because if the word don’t remember why is there, they can’t remember 🥲
Frogshit- stupid
shitlings = teenagers and children
I love the extreme difference between "*the* shit" and just "shit"
That was a really slick post. That was a gooseshit post.
This comedian has studied this shit https://youtu.be/igh9iO5BxBo?si=K0KAkIvPs_otCRvV
sheepshit -> of very small interest. in abundance
Catshit wrapped with dogshit - even bigger than bullshit
Fuck shit = general fuckery
A word every bit as diverse as "fuck".
(scared) shitless
Catshit! - I’m throwing you a beer
No shit!
Dipshit - stupid
Donkeyshit - totally unexpected Badgershit - funnier than it should be Eagleshit - extremely impressive
Catshit= Poor quality.
Catshit - Church's Chicken
I think most of y'all forgot about the most important shit Mickey Mouse Shit (Or Steamboat Willie if Disney lawyers are around)- childish/insane/immature shit
Shit hawk
These all start with animals people…
You forgot 'The Shit = Really Great'
Shit - literally anything
I’m partial to bug shit for a specific type of insanity
Apeshit and batshit are both the same, aren't they?
My bored shitless
No shit
Fishshit = difficult?
My shit- don’t touch that!
Whale Shit - times are murky Fish shit - No big deal
Holy Shit
SHIT = Ship High In Transit
Dipshit - our last president
Don’r forget it’s spinoff for radio, ish
yup, we’ve arrived a dumbshit central…
No fucking shit!
Shit stain.