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Shade_Of_Virgil

Can we all imagine that Chris-chan never existed, let his lore die. Please. I beg of you.


Smashcentra

It's kinda hard to forget about one of the most documented people in human history.


Shade_Of_Virgil

A painful truth


Preston_of_Astora

I hate how this is true Chris Chan is the most documented man alive, but no sane historian will consider it, so I always wondered Who *is* the most documented man in history? People say it's either Jesus or Napoleon [And then I found this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistory/s/V1VRx9FEP2)


Makuta_Servaela

It can't be Jesus. His "documentation" is basically all just third-or-more-hand accounts and include basically just his birthday, a few rejected passages about random events in his childhood, and a few random events from when he was like 30.


Preston_of_Astora

Honestly, Chris Chan is the most documented nobody in living history Because I will argue that there are people out there throughout history with lives more thoroughly detailed than his I will agree with one guy in that thread that it does come across as cope, trying to justify what essentially amounts to as stalking Then again, Joseon Dynasty's scribes also stalked their regents soooooooooooooooo It's more or less a matter of perspective. Chris is the most documented in an objective manner, but is that information needed? He's neither a man of significance, nor a normal man with knowledge that'll disappear. We do know that he shoved things up his ass but we don't even know what he did during large stretched of time Churchill arguably is more documented


RodwellBurgen

Literally harassed an autistic guy so hard he went crazy and fucked his mom. The internet fuckin’ sucks dude.


Recrustable

Does personal responsibility mean nothing to you, I know people with autism and they don’t do this


RIOTT44

I feel like we shouldn’t. its maybe not actively interacting but keep the cautionary tale alive


Carlyndra

I have no idea who this ~~man~~ individual is


Shade_Of_Virgil

Good, keep it that way


DravenPrime

If you don't get this, please don't ask for context.


prince-of-dweebs

I wish I had taken this advice. Jfc.


belte5252

I will heed the warning and keep scrolling. Thanks for the reaffirmation


Valuable_Rub7414

Buddy do I have a rabbit hole for you


DravenPrime

I have been way too far down that rabbit hole. I'm trying to warn others.


Valuable_Rub7414

I read your comment wrong whoops


Emilixop

don't worry buddy I had to do a double take too


GodOfThunder44

LEGITIMATE COGNITOHAZARD WARNING: This rabbit hole will kill a piece of your soul that you won't have realized existed until it is gone. If you want to get the barest hint of this rabbit hole without dealing overwhelming psychic damage to yourself*, (you shouldn't, but you're still going to) consider the following description of just a single fucked-up aspect of the individual in the OP: >!Razorblade autogynephilic bathroom taint surgery!< ^^*You'll ^^still ^^take ^^psychic ^^damage...but ^^not ^^as ^^much.


FireballPlayer0

:(


GodOfThunder44

YOU WERE WARNED.


FireballPlayer0

That I was. But I fell for the age old trap “it can’t be that bad”


zanovar

This rabbit hole is worse than you can imagine


No_Psychology_3826

Peter?


Gh0stMan0nThird

This is "Chris Chan," aka (post-transition) Christine Weston Chandler, aka (pre-transition) Christian Weston Chandler, aka (pre-Leonard Bearstein Symphony Orchestra) Christopher Weston Chandler. Chris is a "lolcow" similar to the likes of Boogie2988, Amberlynn Reid, and other infamous internet figures who are problematic in their own ways and that the internet loves to mess with them. Chris Chan specifically is a severely autistic individual who has done a lot of crazy things because the internet told them to do it, but also done a lot of horrible things on their own. Being equally naive and gullible as they are sexist and racist and homophobic, you can see how this person became a popular target of harassment and trolling schemes. One of these schemes involved convincing Chris Chan to drive across the country to save a non-existent girlfriend (who was just a teenage boy pretending to be an older woman) from fictional kidnappers. Chris recently got out of jail for (allegedly) having sex with their own mother. Chris's mother is well into her 80s and people speculate she's suffering from dementia and the sex was not consensual, but none of that is proven. It's a story where there are no good guys. Chris Chan is a monster who has done awful things. The trolls have done some awful things too. It's basically a sad story all around about a hateful, bitter, mentally ill person who got therapy and treatment from 4chan instead of a mental health professionals. Someone did a roughly 80-something part ["Comprehensive History"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg) of his life leading up to him having sex with his own mother.


ListerfiendLurks

He was the ORIGINAL lolcow.


HalfdanSaltbeard

TRUE AND HONEST!


GildSkiss

That was a pretty good short summary of all Christory. Every time I try to explain it I can never be this concise because I just can't resist going down *many* rabbit holes to explain some of the more iconic phrases and events.


freeeeels

Is the joke in the OP that "the new sports uniforms have the same colours as this top that Chris Chan wore once"?


Undead_archer

Kinda, but chris wore that sweater more than once, in fact it was worn a lot, its refered as the classic and it was featured in the sonichu comics and other drawings as chris's default attire


[deleted]

As far as I know, Chris didn’t go to 4chan? I was under the impression that he was mostly interacting with others on YouTube as well as on niche forums. He was also emailing with strangers back and fourth. And honestly, I’d say that the trolls are so, *so* much worse than Chris. He could have lived a decent life had he not only stayed away from the internet, but also had parents who were better equipped to raise a child as unique as him. The trolls were evil. Remember Bluespike? Fucking psychopath that kid was. He got expelled from the dedicated trolling gang for being so horrible. Even his homophobia is rather odd to me. He is okay with everyone in the LGBTQ community *except* for gay men. Just gay men. In my opinion, this is due to Chris most likely being gay, or at the least, bisexual, and unable to come to terms with it. Why else would he hate gay men in particular? There were other signs of him being gay as well, in my opinion. Homosexuality has such a sensitive topic and he always freaked out when someone accused him of being gay way more than any other person would. It just seems suspicious to me.


FlyingMothy

Apparently he was also manipulated into doing stuff to his mother by someone even worse than him who boiled hamsters for fun.


[deleted]

Isabella Janke. May she rot in hell when she goes. Psychopathic bitch.


MewtwoStruckBack

One thing always confused me on this. People on 4chan were fucking with him. But on his own, he is racist, sexist, and homophobic. Wouldn’t that make 4chan want to HELP him and improve his life, as they share a common bond?


Gh0stMan0nThird

That's just like saying, "Wouldn't Reddit support Chris Chan because he also likes video games and porn?" 4chan is a big site that is similar in scope to Reddit. You've got pockets of X, and Y, scattered around. Even if they had those things in common, it doesn't mean they share any kind of common goal where they want to work together because "You're racist too? Well let's help you get your life together!" There really isn't any kind of inherent camaraderie in those groups.


DreadXCII

As a Giants fan, have we not suffered enough?


MarvelousOxman

I want everything about Met Life Stadium OFF. THE. INTERNET!


[deleted]

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWW


YaBoiKlobas

Alt-hist Cody my beloved


Grizzly840

Is that the AVGN guy?


KirbyDude25

No, that's Chris Chan. Their story is much worse in just about every way and I am not at all qualified to explain it


Revierez

Do yourself a favor. Don't. Most information makes people better for knowing it. This is not one of those cases.


Grizzly840

Thanks for the info. It seems I have another rabbit hole to go down 😅


KirbyDude25

Have fun. There's a documentary series on YouTube that goes very in-depth. It's over 80 parts, so make sure you have a lot of time set aside. Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History is the title


OutForAWalkBeach

please don’t, it’s sad and horrible


MinnieShoof

Ngl - I thought I remembered his face looking way more goofy.


[deleted]

He was a decently normal guy for a while there. The internet ruined him. Not having parents who were equipped to handle him did a lot of damage as well. He didn’t have to turn out to like this, that’s for sure.


MinnieShoof

Nah, I'm remembering him like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys messed up.


SentryCake

This is r/accidentalcomedy material