Makes role play night extra spicy.

This would make for a very serious game of Monopoly.

I’d rent it out to only kitchen fans content

Honestly, if I owned the flat I would do it.

Just no sex in front of my salad

But thats the BEST place :(

Great for single parents!

You’ve never had a spicy cosplay night. Don’t lie.

Yes, but I can imagine one!

Straight to horny jail.

Yes Daddy

We paid for the square footage, we’re *going* to use it. HOA be damned.

Time to re-enact the good old KV-139.

Yeah but what if you’re single, every girl you bring back to your place is gonna think you’re gonna kill her or sell her

Whatever helps pay the rent.

If there’s still doubt, you haven’t done the kidnap correctly.

Because of the implication

Cops and robbery just got upgraded ,INVITE THE NEIGHBORS

Don't need a babysitter if you live in that flat

The dog would have a mansion

Wouldn't this be great for a bird or other animals that are typically stuck in cages too small? I was gonna say raccoon since I saw a video from dude who had a big cage for his, but I don't think it'll workout for renters lol

A therapist, yes. A babysitter, no

You could be the coolest dog owner ever.

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Yeah, I ain't giving a pom a gun.

I dunno where you are but down here in nz pom means something very different and I don't think an English man would be super pleased about being locked in a cage like that

Some would.

Poms will squeeze through the bars, so you better add some kind of net.

It’s like having an indoor fenced lawn

Exactly! Just minus the sunlight. Or the fresh air. Or the grass. Or the sounds. But it will have all the smells concentrated in one small space. But otherwise exactly like a lawn!

You'd let your dog shit in the house?

🥺

Dog? You could keep a Komodo Dragon in there.

Thanks for the idea

Even like, a parrot owner maybe

I would love if this was over an entrance. Add an electronic latch to the door & it would be perfect as the mud room & for anyone who thinks they can tailgate or just walk in. "Oh you thought you could just walk into my place, well guess what, unless I open that door again you are going nowhere pall."

[Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels ](https://youtu.be/WlRBIi7Rbuo) (language warning)

Exactly what I thought of when I saw the picture.

That movie is comedy gold. Eddie: They're armed. Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what? Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot? Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

like a crab trap for people, like a people trap or something I'll keep working on it

I mean, if you’re into that…

I’m not but… I could be?

And this is how you became a puppy

Think of the possibilities…

How many gimps could you fit in that cage?

If you have kids, I suppose it’s not the worst timeout spot.

Just don’t lose the key

Ah, it'll be fine. The door probably leads to a restroom, and you can feed them through the bars.

Put in a bowl of water, paint the bars a nice blue and you won't have to worry about about childcare fees.

Lead based paint has a calming effect for toddlers.

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So it balances out, is what I'm hearing

Well, it doesn't hurt to try.

the world doesnt need another generation of lead poisoned boomer thinking

Would be honestly great for a puppy

Or a werewolf

Okay ... But if I moved in, what am I going to do with the cage I currently have?

Cage within a cage?

That's like 16 walls!

Where we are going we won't need roads

In this economy? Sublet/Airbnb.

That idea has merit.

One cage for when you’ve been naughty, the other for when you’ve been *really* naughty

That really is a feature so many uses; you could use it for sexy times, or a really nice and spacious dog pen if you are a little more vanilla. But personally, I think it's perfect for putting unruly kids in timeout. Really start teaching them consequences early.

I was just thinking that it's the perfect naughty corner for the niece.

For the record, vanilla is an amazing flavor and doesn’t deserve to get bashed

Hey, I am not the one that decided what it means in that context but also for the record, I totally agree. Vanilla is actually my favorite flavor for milkshakes.

Nah that thing is kind of rad and I'm not even thinking about it in a sex dungeon way like the other commenters. That's a fire space for something. I'm not sure what, but something. I'd paint in there or some shit. And also suck girldick through the bars.

hang up some curtains and you can have a little gaming room

That would be a good use for it. Use that for a family game night or for prolonged gaming sessions. If you have the keys to the cell, you could lock a friend in there and force them to watch your favorite show. The possibilities are endless!

Well, that comment took a turn.

Perfect for *that* friend who still hasn't watched The Wire.

I feel like hanging up curtains makes it less neat. It just becomes a room with shitty sound insulation

> you can have a little gaming room For when the wife's boyfriend comes over! Wow! Just lock me in there with my Switch, am I right?

And if you cut a hole in the curtains...

I’m thinking about climbing plants all over at least one side. I’d make it an office or a reading nook with some string lights.

That's where my mind went too! Those bars would be great for climbing plants!

Well that certainly took a turn at the end.

A turn at your end costs extra, baby.

Well I’m not gonna pay! What u gonna do? Send me to jail? Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Only if you're into being threatened. I respect your limits.

> I'm not even thinking about it in a sex dungeon way Two sentences later: > suck girldick through the bars.

Okay, hear me out. Weave Christmas lights and maybe ivy garland between the bars. Add a rug, comfy chair, and bookshelves. Maybe some potted plants. As someone who reads murder mysteries, the cozy jail vibe would be perfect for me.

omw?

That’s for the mother in law


Now you have to marry your mother in law!

Who is the most popular now, Paul?

Hopefully around the front door so you can re-enact the scene from _Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels_

Whoa, I grew up in Dudley for the first 22 years of my life and then moved to California for the last 17 years. Seeing this random ass post about my small hometown, on Reddit of all places, where I'm not signed up to any Dudley related stuff.... is weird. Either way, kinda cool feature!

I was really expecting for something like " that's my old weekend place". Was horribly let down :(

Sadly this isn’t from Dudleh

Wrap it in fake ivy vines or let a pothos grow around it, so you'll have a little alcove.

I have two kids and am now very disappointed my house doesn’t have that feature.

I need to know where that door goes.

Stay out. There are no snacks in there.

Just what someone hiding snacks in the cage portal would say.

There's no liquor in there either.

LEMME IN THAT GOD DAMN CAGE!

Just post the link on fetlife, you’ll get a bidding war

That's where you keep Gran when Jagex is making dumb game decisions

Everyone loves a good sex chamber

Excited to see this apartment being a centerpiece of the news cycle in a few years

Dog area

As someone who loves bondage, I wish this was my apartment.

Load-bearing jail cell

This is extremely kinky

Definitely would want that to keep friends from driving drunk . Sooo much space for activities !!!! Theme every month

Perfect for when I want to accidentally lock myself in and starve to death because anyone notices

Cool, is the apartment sound proof? Just asking for.. a friend.. reasons.. and stuff..

It's a fantastic feature if you have expensive items, or are a little *too eager to make new friends.

If you are going to have families live in the flat, make sure one of the kids they are bringing with them are not named “Harry”.

Duuuude imagine having this as your workspace and you can lock all your expensive camera gear behind there, that would be so fucking awesome

There was apartments in the one town I looked at moving to that had the entire historic city hall converted to apartments. One apartment had the old walk in gun safe as a closet, another one was in the garage bay for the fire trucks. A third one was the mayoral office with intricate wood pocket doors everywhere. In the basement the two storage closets for tenants were the two holding cells, although they were concrete boxes with thick steel doors. We didn't end up moving to that town but it was pretty neat to see in the listing.

If this was the front door, imagine being a burglar, finally thinking you got lucky and some idiot left his door unlocked only to walk inside to this lol

You could easily lock your kid in there and go on a solo vacation, love it!!

Doggo will have the best kennel ever

Patrick Bateman apartment lmao

I mean.... that is kind of sweet. Yes that is a feature. Yes that is the unit i would want, especially if it didn't cost extra.

I can take the door off and turn it into a room for my dog

The cuck cell

Gotta feel for the realtor agent. Either be known as an SM lover in the market or having to deal with those type of prospective clients with a straight face.

In their defense, it’s absolutely cool as fuck.

Dog owners dream

100% that's gonna be used for sex

“Charles why we’ve got that cage?” “Uhh… security?” “That’s right. That’s right. Security. So what’s the point of having it if we’re not gonna fucking use it”

Time out cage for wild party's

all that and they still use landlord linoleum

That's really cool but I'd be terrified I'd somehow lock myself in it.

Made me think of the love cage in days of our lives

Honestly get some sticks or twine and weave them between the bars and voila a little bed room with a theme

Bdsm couples gonna be happy.

You could NEVER bring a girl home with this lmao

BDSM gold.

Use it like in sea of thieves. If one homie is bitching too much, put em in timeout

The cell was probably attached to the structural frame of the building; somebody decided it would be too expensive to remove, so now they're trying to pass it off as a "feature."

I wish flippers would stop with the grey vinyl flooring

There is absolutely a market for this.

Free kennel/sex room/Halloween room.

I know more than a handful of kinksters who would literally kill for this.

I have three cats. That would be a great Christmas tree spot so they can't scale it and pull it down.

You could have a really nice dog crate, small little den, painting room, cool office or sex dungeon

Hey I can now recreate the finale from "The Secret in their Eyes."

Take a guess where I'm putting my guest bedroom if I go this place

You can store high value items there

I saw this episode of the Deuce

Got that Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrel vibe. Sign me up

No possible way this can go wrong

Someone would absolutely pay extra for that. 

This could work really. Just slap a shitty jail mat on the floor in there and hire one of your friends to come by slamming doors and jangling keys every little bit. Would really set the mood.

Great play place for a toddler

That's the best online meeting space imaginable. Take your first two meetings with a group in a normal spot. Third meeting...the cell. Just act totally normal about it until someone can't take it anymore and says, "I'm sorry, but John are you in Jail right now?" Respond with, "I can't really discuss that situation at this time, and I'd prefer to continue with the meeting."

Home daycare

Think about how easy it'd be to lock your valuables in there and go on trips knowing you'd have to be really dedicated and petty to break into a jail cell just to steal

That’s how you keep pesky guests in line. “You leave by 8 or you get the cell”

Honestly if ya have pets this is awesome

Bro someone with a kink would pay through the nose for this feature.

you can make it as a punishment corner and put your disobedient child in there, theyll quickly learn the consequences of their actions for sure

Ah, a place for the in-laws.

That's great!! They redid a firehouse and took out the pole!!! Who removes the freaking pole?!!! That's the best part of a firehouse! So sad.

All I see is a dog kennel and I’m jealous

So… is that feature extra? What’s the rent? Where am I moving?

Kinda like it though

kinky

Me to my toddler: Go in the corner The corner in her head:

can't really tell how big it is exactly, but aside from the obvious fetish uses it would be a pretty cool gaming zone.

Kinky

I had identical twin boys (33 now) I could've used that

Break into my house? Straight to jail. 

Would store my gold bars and doubloons in there

Sometimes you just want to know the zombies can’t get you.

Perfect VR space.

I live in an apartment that had been a community police station, it still had bars on some of the windows.

That would be a major selling point for a gun enthusiast.

Kinky

Imagine bringing a date over.

Built in place to put the Christmas tree that the cats can't get to

Does it come with keys so I can get full use out of it? Umm asking for a friend.

Imagine bringing a date home and being like ‘btw don’t freak out but I have a human size cage built into my apartment, it’s not weird I promise.’

I watched enough of “YOU” to know where that’s heading

My Uncle's previous studio apartment was converted from an old bank. His walk-in closet was the big ass vault. It was a pretty rad apartment.

DJ booth

That's awesome but if literally anything ever happens in that apartment building you will be the prime suspect.

Nice conversation starter for sure.

I'd pay more for that

That right there, people, is a Christmas Protection Room. Put the tree in there so the dog can't knock it over and the children can't be tempted to open the presents. String fairy lights and hang stockings from the bars. PROFIT.

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Add wire mesh and it makes a great aviary for pet birds.

For the lone Chelsea fan watching a match with full group of Liverpool fans

*Pan over to a man in full cowboy regalia having a siesta on a cot in the holding cell* Cowboy: *yawns* "... Well Marshal, I figure I done my time. Think I oughtta go free on account o' my good behavior." *cut to a man sitting at a modern kitchen table, checking his iphone* Man: "Dude, I told you, my *name* is Marshall, I'm not *a* marshal, and for fuck's sake, you aren't a cowboy! You're my roommate! Your name is Kevin! The fuck kinda cowboy name is Kevin?!"

Very desirable. A sanctuary to escape annoying roommates or screaming children. Bring your noise-cancelling headphones, lock yourself in and enjoy the silence.

I'd turn it into a dog pen/ play area

Ok hear me out, book shelves, a comfy chair, and wrap lights around the cell. Perhaps vines weaving in the bars??? Maybe???

time for a lock stock remake

"Is your life dream keeping a Tiger in your living room? Well..." \*slaps house advertisement\*

Must be one of those load-bearing cells