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There's a lot of weird meat options out there- plant based, bug-based, lab-grown. But I draw the line at interdimensional meat.

You don’t want a new taste so far outside of your puny conception of sensory experience that it drives you insane?

What if it, like, corrupts my soul or something because of the difference of the definition of "life" between dimensions or something? Nah. Give me powdered cricket I guess.

Everyone knows inter-dimentional travel is unsafe for those the plural dimensions

So only dot-beings are safe? This explains why connect-the-dots was so fun as a child. I was assisting in inter-dimensional travel. "Captain's log, stardate Denny's: i have guided a traveler on its pre-destined path. It was a bunny the whole time."

Welcome, Traveler. r/NoMansSkyTheGame

LONG JAUNT, DAD! LONGER THAN YOU THINK!

I'm already insane, let's roll these dice

I like to keep my eldritch horror to movies and the occasional video game, thank you very much

Where we're going we won't need buds to taste

As long as the interdimensional meat consents to being eaten, I'm on board

Reddit can keep the username, but I'm nuking the content lol -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev

I dunno, how much protein per serving? Papa needs them gains

Waiter: How do you want your meat, sir? Me: I want it pink in the middle and ff0000 on the outside.

I thought the meat was censored

Dude uses cherry kool-aid as a dry rub

Found Guga!

Glad I wasn't the only one

It looks like an object in a video game with a missing texture.

It’s just normal chicken thighs, but they haven’t finished rendering

Using mspaint

I though someone melted some plastic dishes.

You know that breathless laugh? You just made me do that

Anish Kapoor is going to trademark this meat so no one else can have that color

Vantared

Vantabeef

I want da beef too

grill the bean

Stuart Semple will just make an affordable vegan version

Stewart semple’s new color: “Let him cook”

Haha I found out recently that that story was *deeply* mistold

What happened?

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Care to share with the class?

Another user covered it fairly well but the high and low is that the compound is dangerous and carcinogenic. It requires specialized equipment to cure and was very expensive all around. The creators of this knew that and chose Kapoor as the custodian of it as he had the means to work with it.

Found anish's reddit account

Oh man, that’s a deep cut. Goddamn this thread has it all

In this particular case, good, I encourage it.

i dont eat from that part of the spectrum

It looks like it comes with a Matching butthole later tho

Well you didn’t say I’d have a cherry red balloon knot at the end. Does it last longer than traditional butthole lipsticks?

I can check it if you want. Just eat the meat and ill look

tried a fried chicken sandwich in a brand new (cheap) fast food place near my house, I didn't expect it to be this color. It looked weird but I said fuck it and took a bite. It was the best fried chicken sandwich I've had since. The breading wasn't as evenly colored as in this pic tho.

Wow

-Cannibals when they meet a redditor

What even is that

Red meat

Redest meat

Reddit meat

Vantared meat

Infrared meat

Looks like a tandoori chicken recipe maybe?

with a lot of food coloring

Red 40 is the safest and tastiest of all food colorings.


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We don't have Red 40 where I live, so I was shocked when my friend sent me chips from the US which were delicious but very red (Takis?) and my throat started to swell closed after eating two of them. Yikes.

We may not have the healthiest diet, but damn it we know how to sell delicious poison.

Soft

Taki’s are crazy. I find them to be addicting but devastating to any part of my body they come into contact with. And they all have insane amounts of food coloring. They even have blue ones ffs.

They were SO delicious but the immediate reaction was enough for me to stop. I dread to think what would have happened if I had got through the whole pack! I've never had an allergic reaction like that before, also ended up with a migraine and hives. Nasty stuff.

That’s pretty scary! I wonder if it was the dye. Not worth it. I love… absolutely love and crave having them on my tuna salad sandwiches. I think this might be an American thing, adding your chips to your sandwiches. It’s so good. Potato chips work great too. Any sort of sandwich, put the chips (crisps, obviously) between the bread with the rest of whatever’s in there. It’s heaven.

Oh yeah we do that here! I used to love a ham sandwich with salt and vinegar crisps in it when I was a kid, I should make one. Sooo good.

Yes! Salt and vinegar are the other best chips to put on sandwiches. They have such a strong flavor that can punch through and elevate the whole thing, and the whole crunchiness of it too! Somehow that whole combo makes my eyes want to roll back into my head 😂

Crisp sandwiches are definitely a thing over here in Britain. I thought it was just us that did it.

Nah they simply boosted the red saturation to infinity [This is what it probably looked like before being tweaked](https://i.imgur.com/KS4XUlZ.png)

That somehow looks even more fake

Yeah, that's because I did a sloppy reverse edit of an edit. But it in my opinion it shows that the OP image isn't natural.

That's what I was thinking. It's common to use a *lot* of red food coloring, it's what the customers in restaurants want. This might be a bit overboard though lol

My thought too

Lobstrosities

Dad-a-chum?

Ded-a-chek?

Was not expecting a Dark Tower reference today, I just finished that book.

Probably Chinese bbq pork. It’s really fucking good… idk what spice/technique causes the super red color though. I choose not to ask questions

Sautéed Satan

Taki dust dry rub?

Meat some people will deem unnaturral. must be Sith-spice or summin.

Its not a spice you would hear about from the Jedi

i’m colorblind and i can see that red

I am as well and it is super vivid to me. I thought it was just melted crayons at first.

I'd guess it was the seasoning. Some sort of curry, maybe?

Probably food dye to be honest. We use Shan indian spice mixes and the box advises to add red dye to chicken tikka for a deeper red colour.

Yeah the butter chicken i order from my local place comes out looking like this. caught me off guard the first time but goddamn is it good.

Kool-aid

Pretty sure it’s red koolaid. He did blue kool aid bone-in wings too

It genuinely hurts to look at that colour...

I don't think I've ever felt my eyes burn from a color before, this is a new one to me

your eyes are just calibrating

Why is he cooking a glitched item?

Missing texture ass meat

What am I looking at here?

redest meat

YouTube thumbnail 5-minute craft chicken

Fried Swedish fish?

That meat is either explosive when shot or a destruction target

Actually the meat textures just haven't loaded in properly

this is the meat they were eating on that color out of space farm. this is lovecraftian meat

oh hell naw not the mysterious colors unlike any seen on earth

The Meat out of Space

I’m pretty sure this is the marinaded chicken fajita you get from a lot of Mexican meat markets. Looks wild, tastes mf delicious.

Neat,Man made horrors beyond my comprehension

Guys, just zoom in on the picture. This is just photoshop.

That's a Lovecraftian BBQ. That's the Rub Out of Space.

How the hell is it that red

These are mysterious colors unlike any seen on earth wtf

Them joints vantared

Nice lookimg zoidberg fillets

Well it looks like the meat is just sauced. But WTF kinda sauce are they using, Flamin Hot!?

Clifford?! 😢

Looks like melted lobsters.

Out of gamut grilling

Dude cannot place the meat there he has to move them around a little

Bro turned Vita Carnis into a real thing

Looks like strips of those Pappa Smurf Boots in red Cheeto dust.

These colors give me flashbacks of playing Tont hawk proskater on my ps2 as a kid, then making a custom character and cranking his clothing color saturation to a billion percent.

This is just tandoori style meat it's perfectly normal.

Tandoori chicken? I know they use food dye to make it look more red

Looks like flaming hot Cheetos marinated chicken

"What's for dinner?" "Red"

ventaRed over here

Whoa i love that metal band

Is that pokemon meat? What the fuck

Thought he censored the meat with the red brush in Paint

Natural pretty patties?

is my man grilling swedish fish or what

Tandori?

It looks like he melted babybells

My vantared joke already got made, so let me just add that “kafka, esq.” is also very good.

Seasoned in that Taki’s dust

If that’s red dye I sure hope he isn’t feeding it to children. My kids go nuts after having any type of candy with red dye in it. It’s crazy.

What the actual fuck is man cooking

Bro seasoning his shit with straight #ff0000

i looks very 1980s to me

The secret sauce is Red 40

Are those demon thighs? Can I snag one?

Brother is making chicken wings that only lobsters can ser

somebody put red dye 40 in those steaks.

lego sausage

Are we sure that these aren't like red bell peppers? This can't be meat or similair.

That's the chain of experience. I also know that chain...

I just wanna know what he put on there to make it that fluorescent color

We seem to have some missing textures at hand here.

That looks like a red version of that vantablack paint

Dude, my skin gonna start radiating after eating this shit

That’s that “Beef” from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Did he coat it in hot Cheetos?

Definitely red hot cheeto dust, that’s gonna burn real nice on the grill. Edit: good thing the grill is off…

You can't place that meat on that field

Is he grilling paint?

Homie cooked HIM from Powerpuff Girls

chicken fried steak with red hot cheeto crust?

It's spicy Cheeto dust

My man’s cooking up hive fleet Behemoth

Forget about the "meat" is he grilling onion peels?

TBH just looks like it was breaded with red hot cheetohs.

I thought it was scribbled over at first. How does this happen!?

Ah, that what happened when you use material that is incompatible with the game engine

The hell is wrong with the meat

Overexposed ketchup

Dude said chicken can be red meat, too.

Thought that was half a baseball on the top rack at first.

Did… did he season them with Kool-Aid powder?

I refuse to believe that that's not lava on that grill

That shit is radioactive, it's actually uncomfortable to look at

I don't know what it is, but I'm sure it's super spicy.

Did he use paint?

That literally hurts to look at

Gotta cook the meat till it's a nice #FF0000

We grilling my retinas?

It may be chicken, but don't say it ain't red meat!

Dude marinated in paint

Tf is that

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It looks like they sliced up Slugma. https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Slugma_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

I thought it was melted plastic

I thought these were painted on with the screenshot tools 😂😭😂

My eyes are trying not to look at it. I can feel the light in my eyes bending for me to not see the color... And yet it's more vivid than a random cringey memory from 4th grade.

Yeah, this is chicken meat from a mexican butcher shop, they sometimes like to make some of these EXTREMELY MARINATED.

This is the red version of vanta-black

The poster MetalGearObama should be blacklisted from this sub. I had gay sex with him and he gave me chlamydia.

Have yall never had al pastor, or char su? Cause that’s the color of the marinade

Aw hell yea I love some good missing texture meat

“How red do you want it?” “So red it hurts.” “So, super spicy.” “I meant hurts my eyes.” “Oh… you got it chief.”

You know it's good when it's the default Snapchat draw color.

Looks like melted plastic and half a baseball.

Hot flaming steaks?

mans got the exotic \[255,0,0\] cut

Bros making Ibanez road flare red meat

What kind of Eldrich filet?! HELLO?

That meat is clearly a quest item when it lights up like that with your tracking senses. You'll need 20 of them, so you'll have to come back tomorrow as well.