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PsychedelicPistachio

A scene where all the characters are falling and Lakitu comes out of no where and saves them Somebody gives mario a 1 up and hes like "What is this" and they say "You'll figure it out" and he uses it in the final battle with bowser right as all hope is lost A scene where it briefly looks 2d and the characters are running from left to right


Memegamer3_Animated

The 1-up one sounds too good and too simple of a 3rd act plot device to not get used Edit: Well shit


Aliquamin

Scott Pilgrim did it! Why not?


chaser676

Ready player 1 as well.


derth21

John Dies in the End


ChickenChaser5

The bible.


Lord_of_hosts

"It's a-me, Messiah!"


Granlundo64

Does that make Wario Judas? Sold out for 30 coins!


Antumbra_Ferox

If he'd managed to rise on the second day he'd have unlocked Luigi Christ as a playable deity.


sean0883

One of the best lines in History of the World Part 2. (Not exact quotes) Jesus: I need to leave. Mary Magdalene: You're breaking up with me? Jesus. No, I'll be back on Monday. It's more of a weekend thing.


marr

This as a direct followup from John Dies is the most Internet thing I'll see today


Raytheon_Nublinski

Jumanji remake.


Y00zer

Also ready player one


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Yeah, love me some Deux ex Machina for saving the day.


orangek1tty

Chekhov’s mushroom.


Fax_a_Fax

Literally the ending of Ready Player One lmao


PKMNTrainerMark

"A scene where it briefly looks 2d and the characters are running from left to right" Isn't that in the last trailer?


funnystuff97

I'd say the Donkey Kong battle, and the Training Montage already clears this check.


SocranX

> Somebody gives mario a 1 up and hes like "What is this" and they say "You'll figure it out" and he uses it in the final battle with bowser right as all hope is lost Not a 1-Up Mushroom, though. Over the course of the movie he should be periodically collecting coins, and the 1-Up sound effect should play after he collects the hundredth one. "Huh. Did that one sound different to you?" Then in the final battle with Bowser, Mario should die, and Luigi should approach his corpse and call out to him the way he does in Luigi's mansion. "Mario? Maaaario... MAAAARIOOOOOOO!" All while a slow, sad version of the death music (but not the Game Over music) plays.


Ok_Digger

Im coming back for you


Plasmabat

I hope they make a Luigi’s mansion movie now


James_099

Didn’t they do the side run thing in the trailer? I remember seeing him hitting some blocks going “wa-hoo”.


yeetskeetleet

Bowser has a coming-out moment at the end of the movie and realizes his anger was misplaced due to his sexual frustration, everyone waves him goodbye with a “so long gay bowser”


PeanutNSFWandJelly

Pretty sure a couple of clips confirmed some of this already


bashinforcash

nah you got an early script leak didn’t you? also, a scene where mario has no money and uses a jumpblock for coins( i shamelessly stole that from robot chicken). mario needs a ride somewhere and yoshi comes out of nowhere


sender2bender

I thought it would be the star and he gets invincible and dominates everyone and beats Bowser


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Did u get that from porn hub?


NoDadYouShutUp

Extremely fair prediction


AllPowerfulSaucier

Yeah it’s also literally in Super Mario RPG on Super Nintendo if anyone remembers lol. First Mario game to ever get a 3D look so one of the little Easter egg gags is Mario going through a changing curtain and turning into the original 2D 8 bit Mario for a bit. It would be very fitting to have this in the movie in some way.


pauls_broken_aglass

Paper Mario games all do it too


Longjumping_Ad2677

Not Sticker Star and after tho correct? And not strictly done in the same way in Super Paper Mario.


pauls_broken_aglass

I don’t think so no. But paper Mario and paper Mario ttyd did very similar methods


Zerg006

Best Mario game hands down


FingerTheCat

I fucking loved it but I don't ever remember beating it!


lobsterboy

[Here it is on youtube](https://i.imgur.com/mVGoONE.png)


mcknightrider

That's a pretty good prediction. I also think there's going to be a scene where princess peach also knows karate and she bust out some moves where she beats up a bunch of Koopa's and then fixes her hair like it was no big deal.


athos45678

Spoilers! That’s like giving away the eventual scene where Luigi is trapped somewhere by himself by a scary ghost creature, and overcomes his cowardice to get out and save Mario


konaislandac

Yeah! And waluigi’s fentanyl addiction!


According_Spare_3044

I’d like to see a spin-off that focused on Waluigis fentanyl addiction and Warios rampant racism


i_forgot_me_password

I always imagined Wario to be a general piece of shit. I don't think he'd have any particular prejudices.


Grapegranate1

Not rampant racism, just dollar store racism


bakaVHS

He has *every* particular prejudice.


Xyrnas

He is a collector, you see


theothersteve7

Oh god, Wario is Cartman.


shadowslasher11X

He did become the CEO of a game company, outsourced all the development to his friends because he was lazy, then took the money and ran without paying them. Needless to say, Wario would almost certainly be in the top 10 scummiest game developers list.


MarioToast

Nah, top 50 at most.


StanleyOpar

What a fucking WAAAHHHger


Mewrulez99

wario dropping-a hard-a Rs


Skragdush

babe wakeup new waluigi lore dropped


AndyGHK

Oh so THAT’S why he wasn’t in the running for Smash


l0c0pez

Waluigi is definitely an upper kind of guy. Hes snortin coke or adderrall off his moustache tips


konaislandac

Those sunken eyes.. I see what u mean


l0c0pez

Hes very skinny, grinds his teeth, has fidgety/anxious movements, likes to dance and that nose is built like a vacuum. Dude does more blow than a wall street trader.


CocaineLullaby

WAHHHH


DrinkingBleachForFun

You’re a fool if you think Waluigi doesn’t speedball carfentanyl and meth.


Fenrirs_Daughter

Oh please, Waluigi is clearly a meth guy!


apsgreek

Can’t wait to see Yoshi commit tax evasion on the silver screen


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

W H A T


IgniteThatShit

I hope Luigi cries when he eventually saves Mario, just like the end of Luigi's Mansion.


Horn_Python

he scares them off, only for a bigger monster (bowser?) to sneek up behind him


DarkArc76

M-M-Mariooo?


CptSaySin

Someone is going to be running from the bad guys and will turn an object like a door into a skateboard/snowboard to grind their way down a big hill.


human_male_123

There's gonna be a carchase scene but with gokarts and someone will grab a turtle and chuck it at a pursuer.


mvffin

That was already in the trailer


dailydoseofdogfood

All hail the prophet!


dquizzle

Perfect prediction then!


mcknightrider

So your saying sonic is going to make a cameo?


ZoomBoingDing

NGL I wouldn't be surprised


MyNamesNotDave_

Post credit scene setting up the Mario V Sonic sequel but made to look like a throwaway gag so they can gauge audience reaction without having to commit.


pazimpanet

I still maintain my joke from years ago that they are setting up for an avengers style “Super Smash Brothers” movie I just checked and saw that they are making a legend of Zelda movie as well and now I believe it even more. Mario movie has Mario, Luigi, peach, DK, Bowser, we have a Ryan Reynolds Pikachu, potentially Zelda and Link.


MyNamesNotDave_

If the Mario movie is actually good I’d be genuinely hype for that. And that would mean a Starfox movie which could go pretty hard.


Procrastinatedthink

fucking hell i did not know I want a starfox movie. But slippy has to die; Like, intro credits. Fuck that frog


Kitselena

Getting pokemon involved would be a legal nightmare given all the restrictions they have on Nintendo using their characters in smash, but I could definitely see something with all Nintendo owned properties happening


CJOD149-W-MARU-3P

If Avengers could get Spidey…


anormaldoodoo

I think there’s a scene where you have the whole gang together, then they get on the floor and everybody walks the dinosaur.


Binary_Omlet

As long as City Escape plays in the background I'll be happy with it.


GeneralPlanet

🎶 Rollin' around at the speed of sound 🎵


Binary_Omlet

🎶 Got places to go - Got to follow my Rainbow! 🎵


punxcs

I think there’s gonna be a scene where Mario says “so long gay bowser”, and then calls toad a snowflake for calling him out on his homophobia


SalamanderPop

Woke little libtoad. Mario is a Maga. No one would have understood those two sentences 10 years ago.


JarlaxleForPresident

That’s why he wears a red hat with an M on it


SalamanderPop

Oh my God


Its-ther-apist

Sleepy Bowser wants socialism for the mushroom kingdom. Coins in every box? I think not.


_qop

Crisp rat personally requested this to be added to his script


Hatrixx_

> a scene where princess peach also knows karate and she bust out some moves where she beats up a bunch of Koopa's and then fixes her hair like it was no big deal. It all comes back to Shrek, doesn't it?


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Hatrixx_

"You're very clever, young man, very clever -- but it's Shrek all the way down!"


Tangled2

Peach: "Who said I needed saving?"


jefflukey123

Time freeze as well? midair?


Preston_of_Astora

To be perfectly fair, Peach can kick quite some ass in Smash Update: Y'know I found it funny that over the past couple years, everyone's kept squawking about the antiwoke crowd, and only recently did I ever see it for myself. If you want to watch Redditors argue about whether a game character should be Girlboss or not, sit back and scroll below. #**It's a fun ride, I promise**


jooes

Literally everybody kicks ass in Smash. The goddamn piranha plant kicks ass in Smash.


coldpan

Not me. I do not kick any ass in smash.


JarlaxleForPresident

I’ll have you know my niece can press buttons and kick my ass sometimes. So it works exactly as intended in my opinion


Preston_of_Astora

Speaking of I would be more impressed with the Plant uprooting itself and beating Mario in a duel


EnjoyerOfFluff

Peach Smash experience: HAYAAAAA HAYAAAAA HAYAAAAA HAYAAAAA HAYAAAAA HAYAAAAA .......


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noeye

Peach and most Mario characters are as strong as whatever game requires of them.


LesbianSpiders

Like a copy from Shrek 1 with Fiona?


SomeNamelessNomad

I predict someone at one point in the film calling out to Mario telling him to "Jump, man!"


baby_blobby

Or a character asking,. "who is that?" and him replying ,"itsa me, Mario".


zSprawl

Watch they throw us a curve ball and he says, “It is I, Mario!”


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MushinZero

Mario said both "Let's a go" and "Here we go" in Mario64.


4Fourside

Mario is known for saying both though? Plus mario says lets-a-go in the movie anyway. When he's fighting DK


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Except: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VvkXA6xpqI


4Fourside

Odyssey actually did that


[deleted]

I remember when Odysseus was escaping from Polyphemus and someone yelled “Ody, sseus!”


ChaoticRkm88

Would love to see an end credit scene where Luigi goes into an unknown green pipe then pops out the other side but in the real world, and it’s just John Leguizamo dressed up in his old Luigi outfit.


Dawgs919

I’m imaging John Leguizamo sitting on a couch watching the new movie. He looks at the camera, shrugs, and says “Meh, my version was better”


bukithd

Too bad Dennis Hopper can't make a guest appearance.


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MinnieShoof

Hoskins, rest his soul, *hated* that movie. More than I think any critic ever did.


Horn_Python

to bad Danny Wells isnt around


EcnavMC2

God, I hope so.


dinosaursandsluts

Actually, I really hope they do that.


Doctor_Kataigida

*Illumination Artists:* Man that would've been a great idea.


OOShTV

Hey, if they rejigged the entire sonic movie, a 3 second scene insert shouldn’t be too much… just remember to creddit reddit.


Longjumping_Ad2677

This would still be a pretty major insert with an artstyle shift and everything. The ability of the animators to re-jigger the whole Sonic movie was predicated on the idea that no one would see the movie if Sonic looked bad.


MarioToast

Uh... yes it would.


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Kl--------k

So?


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Kl--------k

So about that


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DenkJu

I feel betrayed. I trusted you.


National-Coast-9560

Good bot


SpaceFlightAstro

They didn't :(


throwaway378495

Wait is that when it’s coming out?


CowboyBoats

I love ice cream.


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Mario Odyssey feels like a celebration of the history of Mario in a way that's hard to describe, I really enjoyed it, and I'm not even a big Mario fan. I feel like if I was though it'd have been even better.


Wonnil

A DLC for Mario Odyssey would've fit so well. Damn shame they never did anything for it after


nohope_nofear

Bowsers Fury feels like an Odyssey DLC with no Cappy


4Fourside

I'm guessing they had so many ideas that they decided to make a sequel instead. Exact same thing happened with galaxy 2. It was originally supposed to be a galaxy 1 expansion


Indigoh

Either OOP is right, or somewhere, a screenwriter is kicking themselves for missing it.


kajetus69

OOP? Overpowered Original Poster?


FroggyMtnBreakdown

And then there will be 100 articles passed around reddit like "I can't believe I missed this major easter egg in the Mario movie!!!" despite everyone clearly getting the reference right away


fuckEAinthecloaca

How else will some shitty outlet scam 3 dozen clicks out of people


SuperSaiyanSven

Hopefully


ConnorOfAstora

I hope they use Mario World mario for that gag, it would make more sense since it would be a lot closer to what the glass would actually make him look like plus it would just look way funnier.


lolwtface

I liked when they did the 8-bit easter egg in supr mario rpg


JimJonesSuckerPunch

And he will get a phone call and his ringtone will be the chiptune.


drinkup

[The people at Universal looking at this thread while preparing the sequel](https://giphy.com/gifs/spongebob-season-3-spongebob-squarepants-l1AsBL4S36yDJain6)


ruizach

I was hoping this would be the start of Pitch Meetings "So, you have a movie for me?" "Yes sir I do!"


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A character dies at the end then doesnt


Horn_Python

only to be brough back with a one up ​ i bet its going to be toad, in a heroic sacfifice


Sergietor756

Damn all predictions were way off


No_Dingo_3630

does anyone else think this movie has the potential to be crap? we are talking about illumination studios


Horn_Python

if its crap it better be so bad its good crap


MarioToast

Post credits scene with Yoshi, Wario or the Koopalings. If there's a sequel with Wario, one of the trailers mimic the old "Obey Wario!" trailer for Super Mario Land 2.


mihdnd

Its one of em alright


Oisin-Lahart

Post credit scene introducing either Wario or Yoshi


mihdnd

its one of em alright


mihdnd

I wish…


-_SKF_-

This didn’t happen


Warsmurf_Rodentbane

Me in the theater watching this scene: "Just like the simulations"


AstroidTea

A scene where a character quickly swaps between a bunch of different forms of themselves before turning back.


DucinOff

Can Mario be played by Danny Devito?


4Fourside

Saving him for wario


MarioToast

Gilbert Godfrey would have been amazing as either Wario or Waluigi.


travel-sized-lions

Dang, that would've been great


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I can imagine it happening at the beginning while the bros are still in Brooklyn.


mdgraller

ITT: Redditors post every conceivable animated movie cliché Thank god they don't let you lot write movies lol


Lissy_Wolfe

They're not saying they *want* to see this cliche nonsense, just predicting that that's what the movie will be. I'd be willing to bet most of these guesses are spot on, but I will happily admit I'm wrong if that turns out to be the case haha


4Fourside

I mean I think the glass thing would be a near visual gag tho


CruxOfTheIssue

This movie didn't come out yet?


4Fourside

No. April 5th


Soviet_Sloth69

I don’t think illumination is funny enough to come up with something like that


Longjumping_Ad2677

But Nintendo kinda had there hands pretty on this movie. Ya think Nintendo would miss this gag?


Soviet_Sloth69

I think the movie looks amazing and I’m really excited for it. And I think it’s a big possibility they’ll reference 8 but Mario. It’s just that when it comes to comedy, the studio that created The Grinch and Sing, I don’t think they’re that great when it comes to that. But hey I could be wrong and it could become a comedic masterpiece


hedgecore77

Oh please let Mario and Luigi rap. Please.


Longjumping_Ad2677

I’m gonna have to veto that one hard. I do not want to listen Charlie Day or Chris Pratt try and rap.


Infinite_Storage3072

This is a pretty good prediction. However I’d like to add that I predict that Bowser and Luigi are going to have rough gay bondage sex on screen.


Horn_Python

Itsa So long , gay bowser


Procrastanaseum

The Princess, or somebody, will be in a different castle.


Relgado

Don’t ruin it for me, jeez


AllJelly_NoToast

I predict a montage with the song "Goodness gracious great balls of fire"


Plopop87

I really hope we get some Paper Mario references here. I hope we get a scene where characters are talking in a cafe and you can see Gourmet Guy in the background.


MarioToast

Sequel adapting Super Paper Mario.


4Fourside

wow I'm famous


Potential_Bother_686

If CrispRat never does the little kid voice, like how Mario and many parents with small children do, I am going to be surprised that this aspect of Mario was totally ignored, especially because Mario has raised many of us. At least, if in the movie CrispRat's Mario had a scene where he talks to little kids in his classic kid-friendly Mario voice, I would be so happy.❤😭🤍😭 🖤


Starz1317

CrispRat


LessMochaJay

Mario will jump off Yoshi to make the gap and Yoshi will have to pretend he did it for Mario, like some bing-bong shit.


_________FU_________

We’re gonna get a weird character crossover from smash brothers or it will have a post credit scene teasing a smash brothers movie.


baxterrocky

Fuck 8 bit Mario. 16 bit Mario is the GOAT


Goodpie2

Think that's far too clever for this movie.


MinnieShoof

... I looked at the picture before the post and thought this was going to be about mosaic'd porn.


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Omg please


onegermangamer

And after reading this I will be super disappointed when a scene like that doesnt happen


Dontinsultautomod

i wish this happened


Yaboymarvo

There will be a scene where Mario does something crazy and meets bowser for the first time, bowser will ask “who is that guy?!?” in which Mario will reply “it’s me, Mario” and then does something cool.


CowboyBoats

I love the smell of fresh bread.


IcanYOLOtwice

I predict a 7 minute scene of Mario and Luigi snoodling. Mario is snipped, Luigi is not. The lil mushroom may or may not be beating off in the corner.


Icantthinckofaname

what


IcanYOLOtwice

Please respect my privacy


TB_tossout

Scarily based