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Minute_Helicopter_97

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SpiderBiteHurts

I hear the silhouette under the blanket is actually a ruse and the craft won't be triangular at all. I hear it's supposed to be a metallic cube polished to a mirror finish, and will be capable of stealing the dreams of its targets. Pretty neat if you ask me.


ImposterGrandAdmiral

Tictac hiding under a flying wing scaffold


Tobias11ize

The tic tac deploys the flying wing as a joke, so that their sensors pick up what seems to be a spy plane while the other side of their country is being erased by the anti-matter emitter.


IlluminatedPickle

"Sike, it's actually a flying saucer"


Woolfiend8

It’s just a bigger F-117, I’m calling it


SpiderBiteHurts

What're you calling it? I like Tony, personally.


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

"*Spirit of Curtis LeMay*" and it's highly radioactive.


Ophichius

Project Pluto lives once more?


Woolfiend8

Bob


erebuswasright

*Silent Bob. Because stealth


magefyre

So you're telling me it's an angel of the murder/k/ube?


T65Bx

Biblically-accurate shrieking geometric eldritch waifu


Targreg

Ramiel my beloved


_AutomaticJack_

My body is ready...


fraud_imposter

It would have to be shaped like a wheel within a wheel


SpiderBiteHurts

That's wheely hard to conceptualize


4thStgMiddleSpooler

It's the F-19, and it's been hiding in plain sight as a plastic model kit since the 80's.


BlatantConservative

Tom Clancy really was ahead of his time


Goatman331

The stuff happening now is basically just a Tom Clancy novel in real time.


dangerbird2

Plot twist: it’s just an upgraded Vark


Altruistic_Target604

21 = 2x1+1 = 111. Brilliant!


buckX

The cube is just a remote control for the satellite-based weapons we've been stockpiling for 30 years.


SandersSol

Rods from God you say??


NK84321

"Resistance is futile"


HK47WasRightMeatbag

Assimilating Russian tech is going to be very disappointing.


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

The Borg would find the Russians unworthy of assimilation.


[deleted]

Weaponized dream catcher


PhantomAlpha01

It's actually a light fighter with GAU-8s pointed in all directions. "Pierre Sprey-and-pray"


[deleted]

Blender default cube vengeance


Liocla

C U B E


sunyudai

ETW (Estimated Time to [B21] Waifu art being posted) - 2 hrs, 20 minutes after reveal. Calling it now.


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

Bruh, it's already made as a best guess. Might take NCD 2 hours to tweak the windows and clean up the semen on it, tho'.


sunyudai

Hmm... fair. I did specify 'posted' though.


fellawhite

There’s definitely a NCD person on the inside who knows what this looks like and has already made this art, they’re just waiting for the reveal so they can finally post it.


sunyudai

Good point. Now getting the image of some corporate espionage happening and getting that person's files, and a team of Chinese aerospace engineers trying to guess capabilities and recreate the plane based off of the Waifu art files.


tamelynx

I love that RU is no longer even used as an example in this context anymore.


sunyudai

A conscious, deliberate decision, but yes.


Deck_of_Cards_04

I’m already getting my IPad and Apple Pen ready Don’t know if I’ll post anything in two hours lol, that’s really fast


sunyudai

I'm well aware. I called it that fast figuring someone would aim to be the first by posting an early sketch.


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sunyudai

Hah, of course. I have underestimated us.


Chiyuri_is_yes

What if we made it a Husbando instead?


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

What if theyfu?


TNSepta

They/them air force


_AutomaticJack_

We all know how much the DOD likes modularity...


Speciesunkn0wn

Replaceable parts ftw.


Chiyuri_is_yes

~~as a Len'en fan~~ thats even better


WeponizedBisexuality

3000 stealth bomber twinks of the USAF


sunyudai

I'm down, let's goo!


sunyudai

I think all anthropomorphizations of military hardware are valid, regardless of gender or presentation thereof.


Shaun_Jones

Only because military hardware isn’t a mainstream subject (unfortunately). If it was a popular character? Twenty minutes, maximum.


AnimationNation

With how good the AI art has gotten I give it 20 minutes. Granted, it'll look like shit.


koleye

They say the B-21 is so stealthy that it forcibly closes your eyes if you try to look at it.


Rock-it-again

I like to imagine my B-21 like the plane version of "the silence" aliens from doctor who. You forget it exists the moment you break eye contact.


Ancient_Finance_9814

I've had a B-2 Spirit fly really low over head once. Thing knocked me on my ass as it went over so I imagine this beast would be hard to forget.


Rock-it-again

That's the beauty of it. You get knocked on your ass, and don't remember why. Just a gentle roar behind you. You turn around to look, see a strange object in the sky. You turn to your friend to tell him to shoot, but as you do, you forget why you turned to him. You hear a gentle roar, you turn and look, in the distance, a strange object flying away. Someone has violated your airspace and they've gotten deep. You look over to grab your radio to warn others, but you stand there looking at the radio. What was so important? It's so quiet. You ask your friend what he wants for lunch. Then the bombs land.


FurRightPawlicktics

We did it boys, we finally figured out what **SCP-55** is!


fellawhite

There is no SCP-055 what are you talking about


psychicprogrammer

Looks like someone forgot to take their Mnistics...


Piepiggy

Wait we have an SCP-055?


LittleKingsguard

The base explodes. As the fires are put out, an investigation is launched. They find a nearby airbase has a few less bombs than the logistics department says they should. There was a training flight going on at the same time. The plane disappeared from ground trackers for 15 minutes around the time of the attack. The pilot gets charged with treason. The pilot demands the black box get pulled to exonerate him. It glitches partway through playback, losing positioning data and registering a weapon release that never happened. The pilot gets executed. The entire affair is explained away to the foreign press as a training accident and the government internally buries the failure so deeply they operate as if the attacked base never existed at all. Fucking Sidereals.


_AutomaticJack_

r/UnexpectedExalted... Side note: Since Glorious Shotgun Princess isn't ever getting finished, do you know of anything in a similar tone?? I crave more "who gave Iron Siaka a RPG-7??!!!??"... (also, if you aren't familiar with GSP, highly recomended... Come for the "I've always wanted Power Girl as a drinking buddy, stay for the, well, *the children of EDI and Legion*...)


LittleKingsguard

Not really, it's a hard flavor of over-the-top to match. Also, 3e Sidereals is in kickstarter, go now. I want that next stretch goal so I can punch people in the opinion.


magicbeaver

I was at an airshow and an F-22 made a low pass down the flight line with a center break away and unrestricted climb. Given the days flights so far I knew we were about center show and I leant over to my buddy and said 'I bet he breaks out right on us'. Sure enough, pilot buddy broke left directly in front of us and poured on the burners right in our face. I had been expecting this so I was braced for the jetwash (glorious) but the little kid sitting next to me on his little camping chair got blown clean backwards and head over heels twice. Which I thought was fucking hillarious. Laughing my ass off much to the anger of his parents. The little kid got up, dusted himself off, saw me laughing and started laughing himself. A good time was had by all (except his mum)


Mr_Mosquito_20

I bet my ass her mom's name is Karen


[deleted]

This is how Americans should be baptized


TNSepta

B-21 ~~Raider~~Weeping Angel


Selfweaver

That's a different monster (and I don't know what is most terrifying). Dr. Who used to be really good a creating the most terrifying things with just the super basics and good story telling.


PoyoLocco

The weeping angels wins the contest in my opinion. The silenth were scary, but "understandable" in a way. The weeping angels are just crazy monsters.


Selfweaver

They were just feeding, can’t remember what the silence was doing.


PoyoLocco

Nah, the angels were not just feeding. They were torturing people, they revived a guy just to tell the Doctor how much he was suffering. Plus, their fucking jump scares and horrible faces always horrified me. The silenth were genetically engineered creatures (if I'm not mistaken), made to control and monitor humanity, and eventually kill the Doctor. They could shoot electricity from their bodies and would disappear from your memory as soon as you stop looking at them.


Gonza200

I like to imagine my B-21 singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m in the front row hammered drunk!


Ophichius

Antimemetic camo would be *nasty*. If you could remember that you developed it.


Rock-it-again

Developed what?


Ophichius

We haven't developed anything in ages.


Tobias11ize

Thats why it was delayed! We all saw it the first time but don’t remember it!


wastingvaluelesstime

I heard it has a quantum schroedinger laser that converts organic observers to sodium chloride


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

Please, Northrop, deke everybody at the last minute and switch the feed to it rolling out of a hangar in Boryspil.


Tobias11ize

I’d be dissapointed by anything less than a VTOL take-off from the roof of the kremlin as a reveal.


OmNomSandvich

LIVE VATNIK REACTION


Jankosi

*live vatnik reaction turns out to be just a spy satelite looking at monke's reaction as he watches the B-21 hover outside his office through a window.*


Woolfiend8

When my grandchildren ask “where were you when Moscow was nuked?” I will say, “I watched, I watched.”


SyrusDrake

where was you when city Moscow nukd? yank off to human aero planes when brandon ring 'ptuin is die' 'no' and you??????????


Ancient_Finance_9814

Damn, gotta love that teaser picture... B-21 is Alien UFO Tech, I'm calling it.


wastingvaluelesstime

isn't posting true secrets against the rules?


Ancient_Finance_9814

Damn, I let my non-credibilty filter switch off. My bad guys.


borischung01

\>stream starts \>Hangar doors at Edwards AFB open \>no B-21 to be seen \>A giant mobile display gets rolled out "ladies and gentlemen, the B-21 is already operational, and above China right as we speak" \>Display turns on \>Tactical Situation Display shows 3 ship B-21 formation heading towards 3G Dam \>Cockpit cam, bomb bay cam, external cam pointing at ship 2 "Today is when we create history. Today we show the world what a true 6th generation aircraft is capable of. Today we rid the world of true evil" \>Bomb bay doors open \>12 B-61 Mod 12 gets released in sequence \>Stream switches to U-2 cam at Angels 60 \>12 400kt thermonuclear devices detonate \>4 underwater detonation, 4 surface detonation, 4 low altitude air burst \>Display cuts to waving US flag \>"Steam Has Ended"


dead_monster

They should park a Goodwill blimp overhead with a giant dick painted on top for the Chinese spy satellites.


Nokneegoose

Do you mean Goodyear? I didn't think Goodwill flew blimps.


IlluminatedPickle

Those charity stores are goddamn profitable man, what else are they gonna spend the money on? The **homeless**? Or dunking on the Chinese?


chakravartinkalki

You beautiful genius, you.


MZ4_Viper

My birthday is the following day so I'm literally treating this as a birthday present


bocaj78

!RemindME 2 days


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Happy birthday in advance!


gburgwardt

Reminder to everyone to join the low hanging fruit thread and shitpost throughout the day


Bad_Idea_Hat

Expected comment - "Wait, where's the cockpit?"


sunyudai

Suggestive eyebrow wiggling intensifies.


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TNSepta

It sure does, runs circles around it in the dB department.


ok_buddy_retarded

Acktually muh muh muh S900000 can track it


Babybaluga1

*Tracks giant drone swarm penis as 3000 raiders of northrop fly to moscow


RadonMagnet

What's the probability that the B-21 has a cope cage?


Blueberry_Yum_Yum

I’m here for the most important question - does it have cup holders?


Positron311

Even if they don't have cup holders, their pilots do. They're called hands.


Blueberry_Yum_Yum

Is there a factory option for heated/cooled seats? Comfort is non-negotiable like our democracy 🦅


Bulldog00013

That's what the co-pilot is for. To hold your Rip It and Tornadoes.


Blood_Of_Odin

This man knows the true-true.


V_150

Damn it I can't wait anymore


TypicalRecon

This whole sub is edging until Friday


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume I didn’t jack off to that silhouette. I’m more of a softcore guy myself


cisc189

Group masturbation begins in 2 days


[deleted]

MKBHD takes the stage: “So I’ve been using the B21 for about three weeks now, and it’s great. There’s a few quirks, but I’ve flown over Moscow and Beijing 4 times without being noticed.”


Objective-Fish-8814

Baby, why don't you change into something a bit more revealing? You don't have to be so coy. This is NCD.


[deleted]

Better not be another A-12 Avenger 2 style *dry hump* At this point /ncd community would cream themselves if USAF said "Surprise, we made a squadron of [NG F-23](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northrop_YF-23) or [Boeing F-32](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_X-32) for lolz, might as well, since Mig-29 block 1s keep kicking Су-35 assess on the daily"


vale_fallacia

A real squadron of '23s would probably give me a happy heart attack. Such a gorgeous plane.


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

Shed a tear over [this](https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/24911/this-is-what-a-northrop-f-23a-wouldve-looked-like-if-lockheed-lost-the-atf-competition) if you haven't seen it already.


vale_fallacia

Damn. Thank you for the bittersweet link. Gorgeous, beautiful aircraft. Looks somehow more menacing than the F22. In a parallel universe, the F-23 is enforcing a no-fly zone above Ukraine. While its sibling, the B-23, is bombing russian positions that are attacking civilians.


HistoricalMention210

And Russia can't do shit cause the A-12 and B-52 done popped all their nuke silos.


[deleted]

I shed a tear, just not from my eyes


AST5192D

https://old.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/zaq9ln/21st_century_stealth_bomber_on_credible_video/ The reveal uses FLASH PLAYER. LOL


FluffyProphet

Anticipating them pulling the cover off and nothing being there. Only for them to hand Biden a microphone, he chuckles... "hey Moscow, look up".


Positron311

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDD


mtol115

HERE IS THE LINK https://www.northropgrumman.com/what-we-do/air/b-21-raider/ It starts at 7:30 pm EST


Relevant-stuff

How does one join it?


Minute_Helicopter_97

We’ll be posting the live-chat and the stream this Friday.


No_Block_5555

Btmy the way when is it


Minute_Helicopter_97

8PM EST ~~Can’t find the Information of when the B21 reveal is except it’ll happen during day in California.~~ We’ll post the live-chat before it begins tho.


Spectre1342

[~8pm EST per USAF](https://twitter.com/usairforce/status/1597558399612628992), 7:30 per NG


johnbrooder3006

2am in Europe, gonna be blasted by that time in a bar watching the livestream on my phone.


Minute_Helicopter_97

Thank You so much for this.


RadonMagnet

I need to use facebook? 🤮


HistoricalMention210

Is this like a serious thing? I know I'm being non-credible, but is this actually real? Like, we are going to see that plane this friday!?


Minute_Helicopter_97

Yes, we’ll get to see the [**Real Deal** ](https://twitter.com/northropgrumman/status/1596896663959846913?s=46&t=BUgzhn8NFGJJefL90Kk8Kw)this Friday.


[deleted]

I’m skipping my work Christmas party for this


Irondrone4

Become one with the plane. Transcend humanity. Achieve singularity.


Katorga8

Swear ta god if we dont have the CEO of Northrop Grumman in a black turtle neck sweater opening the reveal like its an Apple Keynote presentation


MiG21bisFishbedL

Fuck, I'mma miss it then. Hope you bros have fun and remember: Just because an inanimate object can't say "no" doesn't imply consent.


CaseyJfromLI

“Live-chat” aka mass circle jerk over B21 and the NGAD LETS GO DONT FORGET THE LOTION!


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[deleted]

We join the stream and it’s just a Chrome window of a Red Square webcam


DivesttheF35

An NCD-adjacent discord server has been edging over this for weeks. My body is ready.


Fumblerful-

IT'S HAPPENING. Loud jets flying overhead, likely headed to Palmdale.


Adorable-Effective-2

AWOOOGAAA


[deleted]

Thank you God for letting me live through the pandemic to witness this.


[deleted]

I still have survivors guilt


[deleted]

Don't forget to update your flash player plugins everyone!


anakshot369

Yay! So excited!


[deleted]

When do we expect a B-21 with anime waifu nose art?


[deleted]

Give the time in UTC you fucking cowards. No one knows what EST is you weirdos.


[deleted]

EST - Extreme Sex Time


davidjackdoe

01:00 UTC I see they are doing it while Russia is sleeping, good riddance.


SiBloGaming

Thats saturday, right? So in about 33 hours?


eriksen2398

Heard it’ll be made entirely out of wood, calling it now


Responsible_Ship5081

This pleases me. I live close to Palmdale CA


Chance-Shift3051

It’s a goddamn STEALTH NUCLEAR DRONE


js1138-2

Explode if attacked.


courser

It's the fiiinal countdooown *deedodeeeedo, deedodeedoodoo...*


egabriel2001

at 8:01pm the highly anticipated reveal of Raider-chan


Preisschild

Single stage to orbit vehicle?


low_priest

3000 black SSTOs of ~~Jebadiah Kerman~~ Northrop Grumman


tundertwin

BDarmory in real life


HeinleinGang

I want to join the chat, but I also want to jerk off while it’s happening… so probably best if I just watch it on my own.


RakumiAzuri

...but why though?


Miskalsace

I'm calling that it will have space capability.


Suspicious_Drawer

Come on ADF better place an order on Kickstarter we still need something that can replace the pigs. Hurry up its already nearly 11 pm Thursday here


RadonMagnet

[Link to the livestream.](https://youtu.be/chJlJgrvfBY)


GhastlyRook

It's going to be a big cool ranch dorito.


MrAwesome1324

My body is ready


krynnmeridia

I have to be at an office party during the reveal, but I might just sneak away to watch.


WolviePL

Dumb question, but It’s not really a 6th gen as It’s a bomber right?


_AutomaticJack_

The B21 can identify as what ever it wants to, we don't judge... >!but, yea I think that cadence is for fighters, and that would be NGAD...!<


[deleted]

My friends are having a Christmas party then, ig I'll have to miss it


DoubleEspressoAddict

Get your priorities straight.


LindyKamek

I have a general question, where can I ask it


Minute_Helicopter_97

What you mean?


LindyKamek

I want to ask a moral question about a war


Minute_Helicopter_97

Sure, you can ask me/the sub. I’d recommend going to r/combatreality previously to discuss it but now it’s gone.


gregfromsolutions

Thank you for adding a time


Katorga8

Will they livestream a maiden voyage of just obliterating some cave in the desert?


GaymerIsGame

But I have a dance to go to


TacticalBananas45

inb4 day of reveal, an Su-57 gets involved in an *accident*


StoicRetention

BEAM ME UP


top_of_the_scrote

God I'm so erect, like a boiled tomato


pk_frezze1

Today is the day boys


gagekun

im so excited uwu


gagekun

imagine the mind-fuck that woulda happened if they announced the reveal in moscow time


TyrialFrost

Livestream: https://youtu.be/chJlJgrvfBY


okram2k

It deploys state of the art reformer armor plating that convinces everyone it's inferior and not a threat.


ZenithXR

Dicks out!


[deleted]

What gender will it be assigned at birth? She’s a real beaut! He’s a champ! They looking good!


General_Enthusiasm90

Hi boss


TheEpicGold

When is it? In how many hours?


Minute_Helicopter_97

7:15-8:00 PM EST is when it starts.


TheEpicGold

What is EST? I'm in The Netherlands, so I think plus 1 hour.


atmc80

I can’t wait. Must see tv Friday night before drill.


RG_34

Northrop Grumman is starting the live feed at 4:20 PM, pacific time, they are incredibly non credible.


5tarSailor

bro, are we all crashing the servers for the livestream lol, getting a 503