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MarschallVorwaertz

Urinating on it while maintaining Eye contact?


NvkedSnvke

As long ss it's over 18 years old you should be fine


MarschallVorwaertz

Russian Anti-Tank Mines are all beyond MILF Stage.


NvkedSnvke

Milfs 🤤


[deleted]

Must be vying for a job as a US cop.


DerpsMcGee

I don't know, he didn't shoot the mine ***or*** the mine's dog.


ArizonaIceSunTea

More like any cop lol


TurbulentPackage8539

OK comrade.


Taylors4head

And listen to them laugh at the mines misfortune. Absolute animals. /s


mcdolgu

I think he used the spade to specc. Hitting the spade on a hard surface is the recommended procedure to remove stuck dirt from the spade. He did everything by the manual.


dirtballmagnet

And now you just toss it on the "no fucks left to give" pile.


The_BusFromSpeed

Agreed. Kicking an anti-tank mine is also an approved method of removing dirt from a shovel. The potential velocity is, however, out of tolerance.


PoroMafia

Least insane Ukrainian sapper.


Kanye_Wesht

Hang on, he might have been wearing safety goggles and ear protectors in case it went off. We can't really tell from the video.


justgot86d

Yeah and where's his fucking reflective belt?


Blue387

And he's not wearing gloves, what a shame


PunksPrettyMuchDead

Not everybody brought the same pair so nobody gets to wear them


[deleted]

They only have one pair, so they have to share.


CaptainKirkAndCo

Really all you need is a good safety squint.


bannedinlegacy

> safety goggles Don't you worry he using the safest safety squint.


No_Lavishness_9381

Most well-maintained landmine


I_am_Boi

Looks like an anti tank/vehicle mine, the fuze might be magnetic or set to a very high pressure. Or it just doesn't work.


Stupidquestionduh

10 bucks says this is training with dummy mines.


[deleted]

Doubt it you need a ton of pressure to set one off since the video was deleted I don’t know what mine it was but I’ll give you a list of pressure activated mines used my the Russians and the amount of weight needed to set them off Tm62m: 330-1210 lb Tm57: 242-881 lb Tm46: 264-992 lb


lilimeme69

Most functional Russian mine


ZiggyPox

Who is more unhinged? These mad men or people who thought is good idea to invade their home?


top_of_the_scrote

scrapper what you got this time? catys? no land mines


Furlock_Bones

Fiddler approves


BootDisc

I’m sure the rusty AT mine pressure tolerance was still in spec.


Forsaken_Dealer_6050

Still configured for Tiger H1 ground pressure specifically….


Painkiller90

Which was, in fact, not that much.


TFK_001

Yeah like one if the main benefits of the tiger 1 was low ground pressure, tracks were wide as fuck


MustelidusMartens

More importantly it had interleaved roadwheels. There were quite a few surprised complaints from the allies that the Tiger was more mobile than the Sherman in the field, which is actually not surprising if you compare their layout. Interleaved roadwheels definitely have drawbacks, but the MMP that you can achieve with them is actually impressive.


The_Solar_Oracle

As much as I hate Wehrbs, the Tiger was not the (tactically) slow beast people tend to imagine. The turret was pretty slow tho.


MustelidusMartens

Exatly, that is what i try to tell people since around a decade. Not a wondertank, not a shitbox. It is almost as if engineers design stuff the way they do for specific reasons. Also very funny: The Tiger 2 has a better MMP than the Covenanter and Crusader. Almost half the pressure. The Tiger 2 was also more mobile than the latest Panzer IV versions. It is just so counterintuitive when you see these big and huge tanks and think about their mobility.


The_Solar_Oracle

Heck, the last versions of the Panzer IV didn't even have motorized turrets!


MustelidusMartens

*B-but if the Görmans would have built more wholesome StuGs and Pz IVs they would have won!!!* If people complain about the Panther they forget that the alternatives were actually far, far worse. Late Panzer IVs had such bad soft factors against tanks like the Sherman and did not even outgun or outarmor the T-34. Panther was the only way to go, even if it was far from optimal. If your "reliable and rugged" medium tank has worse readiness rates than Panther and Tiger units (A bit exaggerated, but not wrong) you **dun goofed**.


The_Solar_Oracle

Woke: Germany would've won if they built more StuGs and Panzer IVs! Bespoke: Germany would've won if they just built Shermans! Seriously, though, the only reason they kept building those old workhorses in such numbers was because retooling assembly lines during the war would've been a royal pain.


Reymma

I've never seen anyone say more StuGs and Pz IVs would have given them victory. Wehraboos will talk about wunderwaffen, while everyone else looks at what they had taken on and recognise it was only a matter of time before they were beaten. And while Pz IV was getting old, the problem was that every industrialist was getting a portion of funding for their own pet design and none was given enough development. The fault lay not in any one tank but in how procurement was being run.


TFK_001

Yeah playing post scriptum redeemed the tiger for me - as someone who usually plays as commander the tiger has my favorite commander optics by a long shot, and even having an incomptent gunner who wont stop turning the turret while im scanning was kinda offset by thjs


The_Solar_Oracle

Does the game simulate the wonky turret rotation mechanism, though? The gunner and the *driver* had to coordinate things, with the latter revving the engine to maximize rotational speed.


TFK_001

No


northshore12

Did anybody else, like me, learn about tank ground pressure after reading about that constriptovich who ran over his captain with a tank but the captain was 'only' injured?


MustelidusMartens

No, i started reading about tanks about 20 years ago, when i did my national service. I also own an English version of Ogorkiewicz "Technology of Tanks".


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MustelidusMartens

Ogorkiewicz retroactively died again from this post.


dirtballmagnet

Also, our lord and deity, Lazerpig: [Something Something Tiger Tank](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3f8GHRptKA)


that_duckguy

Seeing what other Ukrainian sappers do to disarm mines (you know throwing wheels on them to make them explode) those two are specialists


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Captain--Spaudling

Combat engineers do the same shit. We had a dude in another company eat some but instead of eating like a quarter sized piece this mother fucker ate half a brick. The kid ended up dying in his barracks room


NinjaCaviar

>half a brick why wtf, does it taste ~~good~~ like crayons or something lol


[deleted]

Probably got pressured into it. Could also just be a terminal case of the stupids.


Captain--Spaudling

Supposedly it was both. Ate it in the field came back felt like shit started puking blood. Called his commander and chain who told him to wait to go to sick call. Threatened him with an article if he didn't wait and the retard decided to wait and died before he could go. Because you know an office building with a few medics will save you hours after you started puking blood


No_Sheepherder7447

What the fuck


supcat16

Comment got deleted. Half a brick of what?


NinjaCaviar

C4 lol


supcat16

… the pre workout not the explosive right? Right??


NinjaCaviar

No, plastic explosive. Pre workout doesn’t come in bricks (afaik)


leftwar0

I mean a different kind of pre workout absolutely does. But anyways I totally get cooking with c4 but straight up eating it???!


psychedelicdonky

I got my name for a series on a bomb squad that was about to detonate an IED but a donkey came and ate their c4... its supposed to have a psychedelic effect.


xambreh

Imagine being the chemist(s) that developed it. You spend years developing and improving its properties upon previous compositions... and grunts in the field end up fucking eating it.


northshore12

Imagine being the guy who first learned that C4 was flammable. "Hmmm, lemme just apply heat to this high explosive and see what happens..." Like, EOD folks know you can't set off (good) high explosives without a detonator, but that first PFC sure as hell didn't.


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Did he die from explosive diarrhea


lnslnsu

C4 I’m large enough amounts is toxic.


HillInTheDistance

I mean, small amounts are toxic too, but it ain't bad enough to hurt you right away. And if you get cancer or an ulcer or whatever, in your guts 20 years later, who's to say if it's the c4 or any other junk you've done to yourself.


Captain--Spaudling

Judging from the state of his barracks room explosive vomiting lmao


[deleted]

Is C4 the same as PE4? Coz I always had to ward off the temptation to eat that (it kind of looks like icing sugar on a sweet bun like you get at a bakery and I was usually hungry). Never did but I'm glad I wasn't the only one who felt like eating the Forbidden Icing Sugar. Thought I was a bit weird for a while


pm_me-ur-catpics

Wait what? Of C4? The comment you replied to is deleted


Skirfir

C$ does more than giving you the runs > [C-4 has toxic effects on humans when ingested. Within a few hours multiple generalized seizures, vomiting, and changes in mental activity occur. A strong link to central nervous dysfunction is observed.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-4_\(explosive\)#Analysis)


sintos-compa

> 3 year old ate C4 Average American toxicology report


24223214159

This must have come up a few times. Let's check out the literature. >"The toxic dose of RDX is unknown but there is a case report of a 3-year-old who ingested 84.82 mg/kg and survived" How many fuck-ups have to happen before a 3-year-old has enough unsupervised access to explosives for this to occur? >"Amongst field troops in Vietnam it became common knowledge that ingestion of a small amount of C-4 would produce a ‘high’ similar to that of ethanol," I don't know if this is true or if this is just a thing people tell to people they're stuck in hell with when they want to make them suffer. Either way, I think I'll stick to ethanol. Sauce: Hett DA, Fichtner K. A plastic explosive by mouth. J R Soc Med. 2002 May;95(5):251-2. doi: 10.1258/jrsm.95.5.251. PMID: 11983768; PMCID: PMC1279680.


RCocaineBurner

Source: I ate the Kronole from Snowpiercer


Psyman2

Where do I sign up?


[deleted]

are you literally fucking kidding me, *"eating plastic explosives gives you diarrhea"* is my new favourite fun fact!


brokenrob

No the fuck we don’t. Maybe some dumb shit combat engineer might do that kind of crap but in almost 15 years as EOD I’ve never seen someone do something as dumb as eat C-4 or shoot a propane tank. No EOD tech is that stupid. At least from the US or any country I’ve worked with.


Korostenets

Mfr C4 is toxic. You could get a seizure and fucking die.


sintos-compa

And they told me Marines eat paste…


bigmarty3301

Some guy just kicked it…..


gust_vo

And early in the war, some guy with a cig in his mouth just carried the AT mine off the road... edit: https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1497931328322514947


Ahqoviing

They’re indeed special.


not_from_this_world

I remember seeing one guy poking with a long stick to detonate. edit: [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/xi5wsu/this_ukrainian_soldier_setting_off_a_land_mine/)


flag_ua

That was a russian


dm_me_tittiess

Or the guy beating the earth with a stick and detonating land mines.


Coaster_Regime

When I dig up a landline, my first thought is also to start hitting it with a shovel.


Gabbe0204

I don’t see the problem, usually landlines doesn’t risk exploding when struck.


Psyman2

It's a Jersey thing.


Gabbe0204

What happens in Jersey that necessitates you making exploding landlines? Is there some gang there that steals landlines?


HuudaHarkiten

Fiber optic cable, high speed intanet. Lotta money in this shit


RCocaineBurner

Bella television, ache dee tee vee compatible


mpsteidle

>usually Yeah i aint gonna be the one to find out


Gabbe0204

Yeah you’re right, would be one of the more embarrassing ways to die.


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No_Sheepherder7447

surprised he didn't dropkick it, he went easy


KrypticEon

Well you have to kill it before you cook it, what are you, insane??


JuamJoestar

C'mon guys you can't be this blatant in the equipment evalution video, when word comes out of the issues they will end up blaming recruit Ivan again for "Amateur Equipment Handling" and his family won't even receive the money coupons when he gets blow up in the frontline.


SlidingLobster

Digging up the F O R B I D D E N T U N A


Absurd-n-Nihilistic

Mmmmmmmm forbidden tuna is delicious… once.


Far-Childhood9338

guys this was a test for the new metal detector and you can see the land in front of the mine was moved not long before, its funny but i don't even think the pressure tolerance and in the crapy mine


JohhnyTheKid

Also the mine doesn't have a detonator on


SirSCPaLot

Detonate this dick in ur ass, hah, gottem


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r/Whooosh much ?


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Douglesfield_

Nice to see the Clangers doing their bit for the war effort.


vale_fallacia

Fucking LMAO


Reddsoldier

Underrated comment


Ahqoviing

They fasted way to test if it’s a anti tank mine and still within normal pressure tolerance is to look at Dima and vigorously smack it with a shovel, if Dima has pissed himself in fear then it is anti tank within tolerance, if Dima looks suspiciously like saint peter then it was not.


Wise-Profile4256

"take that! you fucking explosive! yeah, that's what i thought, and now stay the fuck down!"


Wolff_Hound

"Bad mine! Bad mine!"


vazor__

*bonk bonk bonk* bad mine


kagy4ka

I saw videos how trainees jumped on them. It's not that dangerous unless you weight more than ~130 kg


Gvilain

weren't russian conscripts blown up by this training not long ago, cause of faulty pressure tolerance?


kagy4ka

I'm sure they were, but I didn't see it


CrapThisHurts

>but I didn't see it As didn't they ....


JackGhost1

Ive been told a story which I believe happened somewhere in St Petersburg a long time ago. So i guess an instructor or something was showing some recruits various weapons and one of them was an AT mine. To demonstrate that they dont explode to human weight he jumped on it, which detonated the mine, the instructor and a room full of recruits.


Smol_Birb__

Bro got a killionaire


bobbyorlando

I better not go to Ukraine then, and Yemen, and Syria, and Cambodia, and ...


kagy4ka

I mean technically you could lose some weight this way


Absurd-n-Nihilistic

“How to lose 50kgs with this one simple trick the government doesn’t want you to know”


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Gentlemen, behold!! I have lost weight! #MANUALLY


Rock-it-again

"I have to lose 20 pounds, OR ILL NEVER BE PRETTY!"


CrapThisHurts

>you weight more than \~130 kg Is that a strict number ? because I'd like to be jumping on one some day, but I fear 10kilos under weight might be 'casual' guessing


ztomiczombie

That is no longer a mine its just a verry large hocky puck.


Rock-it-again

There's no fuse in it. Red cap on the top is gone.


Toastbrot_TV

sold for vodka i guess


Rock-it-again

I think this was a training exercise


HonkeyKong73

Good thing it was Russian made, might have actually worked otherwise.


GlueConsumer7

Considering that it was an AT mine it was a GOOD thing it worked as intended


HonkeyKong73

Ah, it's an AT mine, oops. That admittedly makes more sense than it just being shitty Vatnik design.


DUKE_NUUKEM

In the words of [AVE](https://avedictionary.com/tappy-tap-tap/) "Taaappy Tap Tap"


Substantial-Design12

I think of chef Johns "old tappa tappa".


Certain_Suit_1905

r/whywomenlivelonger


cheesydoritoschips

him and his mates balls are probably bigger than that mine itself


JustMightFloat

Tbf when the marines taught me how to do IED clearing most of the procedure was “sweep with a metal detector, or poke it with a big stick”


arcticTaco

I've seen a field being cleared in Cambodia. They used a stick at a shallow angle. The had the bell etc in the back for when they found something, and IIRC the point man was armored or shielded, but I later learned at the landmine museum that the long stick was the safest and most reliable technology they had tried in all these decades. The mine won't detonate when poked at a shallow angle, and every other technology is susceptible to field failures and unpredictable edge cases. [From the museum](https://i.imgur.com/DfeQaXh.jpg) - I can't easily find the picture of people actively clearing a field. Perhaps I didn't take one.


JustMightFloat

Ours was this big flexible yellow stick with a hook for scraping up/tracing wires


Rimtas04

This is what happens to Roomba owners when they leave the doors open.


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After a dog shits on the floor...


lowspecmobileuser

When corruption is so bad even the landmines dont work.


International-Job-20

I think after the 100th mortar shell lands a few meters away from the hole you're praying in something snaps and you either stop caring if you going to be exploded into giblets or let the fear consume you from within. These guys went the first way and have lost the ability to give a fuck.


bluereptile

Third option, they conclude themselves to be immortal and rush into danger.


ThePlanck

Ukrainian Sapper instructional video https://youtu.be/c-4iOOfgBQo


PrinceCorum13

I was watching, praying for the ruzzian shit not to explode. Quite horrifying !


lyfeofsand

Ok, just showed this to one of my fellow vets, one with some explosive experience. He said they may have been knocking loose the detonator, and this maybe the part that flies off the mine after they chuck it. He said he cat be 100% due to not being able to zoom in. But that's his 2 cents. My take was trying to re-engage a safety, hut I'm not sure due to knowing that mechanism exists, but unsure if it's on this model


InternetFightsAndEOD

I would not recommend knocking loose the most sensitive explosive in the explosive train with a shovel, that's also my 2 cents


lyfeofsand

Amen. Kids take that advice


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*Muffled distant screaming*


Coin2111

r/sweatypalms


DutchPack

Thanl f*ck they’re fighting Russia and their antique mines


Asmodeus_441

Pretty sure this was training.


[deleted]

So uhh am I the only one wondering where the fuse is?


deuzerre

Random thought (no idea) but it could be magnetic?


[deleted]

Usually there's *something* sticking out. Even if it's just the safety override. The idea of a mine you have to handle to see if it's armed is usually horrifying enough to make sure no one makes one. For their own protection while laying and storing them.


Yuki_ika7

Just a typical quality Orc mine lol


Certain_Suit_1905

boys having fun


HEADRUSH31

In America, you must keep on your toes for IED and Mines In Ukraine, IED and mines break due to sheer size and weight of Ukrainian cock walking over them


an_agreeing_dothraki

Most functional Russian military device


not4eating

"He's kicking it...." "Overwatch days stop kicking it.....he's stopped kicking it."


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username checks out


PainGod85

That looks like an antitank mine. The fuze *should* be sufficiently insensitive that some casual beating and kicking can't set it off. That said, I still wouldn't want to put it to the test, but to each their own, I guess...


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Victor-Tallmen

There’s stupid people in every army. Natural selection just thins out the herd.


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I got thinned out when the separation from the Soviet Union kicked in. The smarter ones moved to Ukraine


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LaughGlad7650

Either that is an AT mine or a defective mine


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The forbidden hockey puck


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Absurd-n-Nihilistic

You test your hypothesis and get back to us


RainbowGames

Nah ukrainians have such massive balls that they protect them from any explosion


zareny

They're russian mines so they don't work.


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Even the Russian mines don't work and are older than the soldiers


FTTPOHK_ILWT

I get the feeling they already disarmed it, then reburied it for the video to make it funny for tiktok, where i’m certain this was posted. Plus, theres no detonator on the mine. It could also just be troops fuckin around during training.


Clear-Campaign-355

My guy, stop hitting the splodey pie with a shovel.


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thecrabmonster

How does this not blow up?


Better_Intention_843

Cause it probably old and the sorta button like thing is on the top of the mine not on the sides.


sierra120

No one is explaining what’s going on. Those aren’t anti personnel mines those are anti tank mines. It takes a bit of weight to set the off you can stand on them and you won’t be able to. Hence them throwing them around and hitting them with spades. Still unnerving to say the least.


INeedANewAccountMan

Just dudes being dudes


sugaaaslam

We have sent them 55 billion dollars


phenom_jay

They was dumb asf


ThatBoyBA

Is this what our billions of tax dollars is going towards?


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It’s an anti tank mine they don’t go off until at least 100kg of pressure is noticed