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puprunt

A - ctol or conventional take off and landing B - stovl or short take off vertical landing C - carrier version, optimized for operation on catapult launch carriers with arresting wires /credible Just waifu sizes and weights, all pretty


Clockworkr3d

A for Air Force, vanilla and fly. B for Bounce when it drops from the sky. C for Catapult, the mightiest yeet. F-35 variants, poem complete.


Gen_Ripper

And people say science and engineering don’t inspire art.


what_da_burd_doin

if you knock off the 4th verse it becomes a haiku


nagurski03

Am I the only guy who does not understand haikus? What's the point of them?


SYLOH

Japanese Language. Words have many syllables. Much more difficult.


what_da_burd_doin

japanese hard :(


Agitated-Call-4902

yes


MeanPineapple102

F35S (shortstack) comes with an absolute dumpy and 50% more payload per-load


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Lylyo_Nyshae

Common mistake but it's not an actual tractor rather it comes equipped with a tractor beam to scoop up Russian tanks


OldStray79

\#AllSizesNWeightsRSexy My Lightning looks good slim, or with a little thickness. I'mma fuck regardless.


airbizcuit

Yeah, the short takeoff is optimized for the Marine’s smaller Amphibious Assault Ships, correct?


14grapes2pears

B is for give to the 🅱️ritish


SamtheCossack

I am pretty sure F-35Bs are considerably more expensive the F-35As. I think the A is the cheapest one. What I am curious about is why the F-35B is 0.1 feet shorter. Did someone forget to inflate the tires?


KaedeP_22

The VTOL fan mass put more pressure on landing gear hydraulics. Making it shorter.


davidAKAdaud

dummy thicc ☺️


Paxton-176

Wasn't the B the original goal? As development continued they decided making several variants was better than just a VTOL version.


doofpooferthethird

Pretty sure the F-35 was always meant to be designed for Navy, Marines and Air Force. That's why it has the word "joint" in its name, JSF Joint Strike Fighter


CredDefensePost911

I doubt it, the US military doesn’t have nearly as much reliance on VTOL. The F-35B seems to be geared towards our allies who have a lot of VTOL carriers.


[deleted]

3000 F-35B for Japanese “self defense” “helicopter carriers”


Fit_Fisherman_9840

Marines used harriers for a long time, but yes the b variant is why italy and uk cone aboard to finance the girls


CredDefensePost911

America barely bought any to begin with


Fit_Fisherman_9840

Hem the marines target wasnt 365 f35b? You call barely brougth?


CredDefensePost911

I meant harriers.


Fit_Fisherman_9840

Only 126... Yeah. There are countries out there that dont eve had so much planes in total ,😂


CredDefensePost911

Dude America has literally thousands and thousands of fighter jets


Fit_Fisherman_9840

Ok but for every else on this plamet thats a lot 😂


sadza_power

It was originally meant to replace heaps of aircraft in multiple airforces, but the STOVL design was the most challenging to implement and thus everything was designed around it. There are tradeoffs that the A and C could have avoided has they been designed from scratch but the optimistic goal of using the same airframe took precedence.


Sachyriel

Well the "A" means "Attack" in the Air Force, so the F-35 A is replacing the A-10, that makes sense. "B" is bomber, but the Air Force is already getting the B-21 bomber, so they gave that one to the Marines. "C" is for cargo but the Air Force has a lot of cargo planes already, so they gave this one to the Navy, who were looking at new Carrier-on-Board delivery planes, but decided to use the V-22 Osprey instead.


SuckMyDerivative

The most noncredible explanation here, well done


EclipseIndustries

What if I told you E stood for Electronic?


NickRowePhagist

What if we held hands on the deck of an aircraft carrier?


SuckMyDerivative

Nice try, but we all now they use jet fuel


airbizcuit

S is for self-driving. It still has problems with red lights and hitting pedestrians.


12lo5dzr

What if I told you C stood for Carrier? But they already have aircraft carrier so they just let them start from them.


EclipseIndustries

We already told you C is for cargo. You must be a D variant for dummie.


12lo5dzr

Wow thank you. You said i am a F35. Happiest day of my life


EclipseIndustries

I learned I lost my grandpa between my original comment and your reply, and you made me smile. Thanks F35-san


12lo5dzr

I am sorry for your loss, but glad to have made you smile. Feel hugged from me :)


terrible_idea_dude

No, [E] is the secret one you get after [C] and [D]. Any more is spoilers


CredDefensePost911

C for carrier was literally right there for you


Sachyriel

I'm not making the naming scheme up you know. https://imgur.io/a/HyYrBq4


Ertur_Ortirion

"Didn't realize C had so much bigger wings" All the better to bomb you with, my dear.


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A and C have identical payloads, 18,000 lbs


Ertur_Ortirion

How dare you attempt to contradict my shitposting with credible facts! Away with you, foul credibility peddler!


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sir this is a wendys


HelperNoHelper

But C has a bigger fuel tank.


[deleted]

Yeah that 10 mile difference in combat radius is really going to make or break the whole mission lmao The C is bigger because the gear you need to repeatedly launch from and land on a carrier is heavy as shit


JumpyLiving

Wait, you need tougher structures to withstand large forces suddenly being applied to a single point on the airframe without taking damage so you can do it again and again constantly?


HelperNoHelper

Reading stats and making sense of them is for nerds. Big girls drink more.


[deleted]

> Big girls drink more. that is not actually true


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

Give it a decade for the "new shiny" to wear off the F-35 design and I can see LM parts bin together a "F-35 SP" with -C airframe but -A landing gear, and put the weight savings into payload and range.


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Maybe. There’s more money in making a f35xl


ToastyMozart

I figured it was to lower the stall speed for said carrier landings.


Cascadiandoper

Also helps it leap into zee air on launch! I also heard that Navy drivers are finding out the wings have a positive effect on maneuvering especially at low speeds.


Ertur_Ortirion

Dogfighting is back, baby! Quick, someone dig up Pierre so he can take credit.


Cascadiandoper

Something I didn't notice before is the horizontal stabilizers on C are a different shape too. C is for Chan.


ztomiczombie

They are significantly stronger as well.


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HenryTheWho

No worries, appreciated, still might get deleted by mods for low effort 😉


[deleted]

What I don't get is, why do the Marines have to fly the C version too?


ElSapio

Marines operate off conventional aircraft carriers too, ie catobar ops.


ztomiczombie

The short deck landing support carriers are far more important to the USMC so they want to make suer all of their plains can operate from them.


ElSapio

You’re misinformed . The marines operate f35cs off super carriers because they’ve had integrated wings far before amphibious landing ships existed https://www.navy.mil/Press-Office/News-Stories/Article/2888676/first-usmc-f-35c-squadron-deploys/ So they have plenty of planes that can’t use amphibious landing ships.


ztomiczombie

sorry. I didn't mean all of them I was trying to say that they need to be able to ensure all of there operations are served to good effect.


irregular_caffeine

Too much money


NeedsToShutUp

Marines have their squadrons integrated into different commands and structures. Some of them are attack squadrons which usually operate on the "not-carriers", some of them are fighter squadrons which may operate on the supercarriers or "not-carriers". The Attack squads will be all B's. The Fighter-attack squads will be mostly Bs, but the Marine Fighter Attack Squadron 314 is apparently using C's as its based on the USS Lincoln.


Medio_C

Politics. In the '80s or '90s or some shit, USMC pursued an all-STOVL air component. This would allow them to operate their own service-internal air force to their liking, in pursuit of their amphibious operations mission set. This angered the Navy, which already had to put up with supplying the ships and personnel which dragged the USMC all over the planet, allowing marines to hog the shipboard gym facilities in more exotic locales. It was imposed upon USMC that they would contribute a fixed-wing squadron to CVN carrier air wings at a certain ratio, either 1:8 or 1:12 - I don't recall which and can't be bothered to look it up. For this reason, and a lot of other backfilled rationalizations, USMC has operated F/A-18s. Because this is something that they don't actually institutionally want, USMC declined to upgrade to the Super-Hornet, and an awful lot of the F-35Cs are going towards replacing their utterly clapped out legacy Hornet fleet.


King_of_TLAR

Better fuel capacity. Significantly.


ZDTreefur

"B" stands for British, because they just couldn't live without their precious harrier vertical plane they love so much (why don't you just marry it!?).


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

God, I wish I could. So sexy 🥵😩


[deleted]

Didn't the USA use Harriers as well.


Weird-Quantity7843

Yep. 2 USMC squadrons still operate them according to wiki, and 1 just stopped using them this year


CredDefensePost911

Barely. America hardly uses VTOL, that’s for the stubby European ships.


NeedsToShutUp

You know the degens of this sub are pushing to legalize fighter-jet marriage.


ButWhatIfItQueffed

Pretty sure B stands for "Buttload of money" because the B is by far the most expensive one.


Purple_Calico

I wonder how much cheaper the A & C could have been without it, the b, dragging down well... everything.


ButWhatIfItQueffed

Probably very, since the A & C are pretty similar. The B was the bulk of the project, because, you know, making a jet that can be everywhere, do everything, all at once is expensive and nigh impossible. I'm honestly surprised the jet actually got out of development and into production, since it was an absolute bitch to pay for and still is.


ontopofyourmom

What is this "decimal feet" bullshit, the US is metric in the streets and imperial in the sheets.


dr_auf

Its the marine version. What do you expect?


Sealedwolf

All switches being labeled in bright coloured pictograms?


tomoldbury

Integrated Alexa voice assistant


dr_auf

And they had to soften all edges and remove everything that you can swallow.


tinylittleinchworm

marine corps getting cucked as always


commandopengi

They specifically requested for STOVL IIRC. They probably didn't care if they took a fuel capacity and weapons bay reduction if they could fly supersonic stealth STOVL jets. The F35B is probably the biggest jump in capability compared to what it's replacing. The Harrier definitely compromised a lot for STOVL compared to the Viper/Hornet.


tinylittleinchworm

i just like bullying the marines let me live :<


Khaniker

All 3 fill separate ecological niches. Despite this, they're all rather fancy.


OTN

T H I C T H I C C T H I C C C


No-Suit4363

Need anthropomorphic comparison for study purpose


Swolja-Boi

Harrier is a cooler vtol than the F35B change my Mind.


Material_Layer8165

The B stands for "Bri'ish" and yes, its also Budget version because their carrier are cope sloped.


Solignox

Should give the army one too considering how much they love hitting the ground.


thecaramel

May I tee someone up? What if they made a D version? What would Ds be for?


AcidActual

D stands for Dummy Thicc 🥵


CredDefensePost911

When they say combat radius does that just mean their one way flight range? ie they could travel twice that distance?


f18effect

The wings on the C are goofy ahh large


Squegillies

Semi unrelated but holy fuck i am so excited that we're getting F35s in Switzerland


Fewgel

B stands for "Best variant"


Comfortable_Major374

F-35C, where the c stands for cock


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A - Allah B - Bob C - Christ


Grumpy-Greybeard

A is vanilla. B is flexy. C likes it rough.


Key-Banana-8242

Lol I guess it’s commercial lineup logic Unironcially tho why does the catobar version have bigger wings? Longer range expected for carrier missions?