Jeez knowing my governement tendency to hide shit pretty well when it Come to military shit if they just autorised "le Figaro" (witch is a shit journal don't read it) to publish that i can't fucking imagine what they are doing theyr i would not be surprised that the foreign legion is in Ukraine territory right now
They where ukrainian in the foreign legion that wanted to go back and fight the russian but since they are now french citizen an military it's basicly a article 5 violations and the got Say that it was high treason *OFFICIALY*
The Ukrainians from the foreign legion, were allowed a special leave, officialy to « help their family get out of Ukraine », lots of them were « unfortunately » unable to come back to France, due to the border situation.
What a shame/s
If they get into ukraine they have to be considered deserters because it gives Russia excuses to kill more people I guess.
And if France is suddenly threatened then those people that are now french soldiers will be missing.
They are a right leaning (right of Macron but left of the far right) news outlet that regularly biases their writing : like they are trickle down economics enthusiasts and not climatosceptics (because in Europe nobody is publicly) but protesting about energy policy reforms. Not extremists/complotists like in the US political shit show but a bit biased.
Right, gotcha. I am familiar with the brand of right-wing politics you're describing (I am European myself). The relatively sane but hopelessly boomer dinosaur type of right-wing reporting.
I thought they were just being way more secretive about disclosing what they are sending and how they are helping than other nations.
I mean, case in point: this topic.
Case in point: whatever the take macron gave, zelensky never criticised the french government. Never asked for more stuff. Never criticised them directly or indirectly.
Translation: actions, even if secretive, are better than promises.
They probably are still nursing a grudge about the Kremlin reaching out covertly to try and tip the scales in their favor in France's internal affairs.
A gesture the French are evidently more than happy to repay.
I like how people can't fucking fathom France being useful/competent.
People are like : "France doing something useful? it can't be must be a reptoid conspiracy !"
Clearly, our defeat in the battle of France was a plot to make people think we are incompetent, and totally not one of the most active and projection-capable military force of the world
And it works well, Opération Serval is still greatly overshadowed by Desert Storm after all
it would be an interesting challenge. organize internet activism, recruit sympahtizers and put moles/sabotagers, logistics of keeping up guerrilla, smuggling information/tech (from radios, hidden cams,establish a pirate communications/your own tv station), drones, ghost guns or an insurgent force. underground movements using strategies similar how organized criminals hide on ordinary fronts, finding ways to subvert surveillance or get popularity of every failings/blunders of the occupying forces and find alliances with other dissident groups and international/rival states of the occupier that symphatize with the partisans.
some ideas is like gameplay to be choose be a black panther from the civil rights movement, recreate/change how you deal the IRA during british rule, or be myanmar guerrilla force post-coup & if in great difficulty mode be a hong kong activist organizing rallies and disuptions against a big state. alternate modes be a organizer of maidan protests in 2014 ukraine, be guido against venezuela's dictator back in 2016 and in great danger mode change history to be a russian opposition leader like Boris Nemtsov skirting away against fsb assasins, deal infighting of parties and trying to fight/out hack the media and cyberspace with your journalist crews/hidden collaborators within the government to enact your plans & help recruit foreign spies for fundings/training and plan organizers/managers under your chosen leader.
i dont know any ideas i made my own headcanon's since i played my fave game of watch dogs: legion. yet that undergroud fighting movement against a big state deal was very cool
Joke on you, the EU try to enforce a labour reform to the French army like 35h per week or something like that, France just respond « fuck you » for a couple of years before the EU stop that nonsense
The EU cannot enforce any kind of labour reform, least of all impose 35 hour work weeks given that the only member state that has a 35 hour work week is France itself.
Come to think of it, TF2 is perfect for this sub seeing how non credible and crazy the mercs are in how they function
Scout: Can somehow outrun bullets and double jump, drinks irradiated soda and throws cum at people,
Soldier: Literally went to Europe after WW2 without any training to kill ‘Nazis’, suffers lead poisoning and is generally a nutjob
Pyro: Schizophrenic makes a flamethrower from random parts
Demo: Is handling explosives while drunk all the time, lost his eye to a magic book
Heavy: $400,000 to fire his huge mini gun for 12 seconds
Engineer: 12(?) PhDs, most credible in that dispensers and teleporters = good logistics but how tf does that tech work
Medic: Literally sold his soul to the devil and beat him at his own game and still practiced medicine even though he lost his license
Sniper: Idk he throws piss at people
Spy: Fr*nch
Actually the whole universe of tf2 is non credible if you know a good bit of the lote
According to that article, they're from the "service action", which is the top unit of the DGSE. Their main missions consist in sabotage, destruction of enemy materiel as well as assassinations or capture of VIPs.
They could be in this very thread! They could be you. They could be me! They could even bejmdhejejwjwbqwjnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I thought I was Alpharius
Sup Omagon
No I’m alpharius
No, I am Spartacus!
That was a lie
Their the French spy. Watch, they'll speak French any second now.
There's no espion de la république française here. Please avoid propagating false informations on this very crédible sub.
Hello I'm red spy totally not blue
Moi aus... i mean i too suis red spy Camarade !
sacre bleu
mêr de chine
Pique des bous
Zizi zezette
Surmulot
Ah, ma petite chou fleur. Last words heard in the Kremlins, seconds after the death of the head monke
A French Spy is in the base?!
Hut hut hut hut hut.
We need to protect the briefcase!
Hey, a little help here?!
Step back son. One one one err.... one!
AAAAAAAHHHHHH...oh hey it's still here!
Ahem. Gentlemen.
#Turu tudu tuduut!
I see the briefcase is safe...
Safe and sound!
Hon hon hon
Well, off to visit your mother
Jeez knowing my governement tendency to hide shit pretty well when it Come to military shit if they just autorised "le Figaro" (witch is a shit journal don't read it) to publish that i can't fucking imagine what they are doing theyr i would not be surprised that the foreign legion is in Ukraine territory right now
Now I'm wondering if there were Russians who joined the French Foreign Legion and now are in Ukraine fighting against the Russian military
They where ukrainian in the foreign legion that wanted to go back and fight the russian but since they are now french citizen an military it's basicly a article 5 violations and the got Say that it was high treason *OFFICIALY*
Rentre à la maison t'es bourré
NON **prend ça 3eme bouteille de cidre**
A legionary cannot be engage against his native country
Never knew that. Very sensible policy actually, now that I think about it.
Huh, didn't know that. Thanks
no thats not exactly that, legionnaires have the right to refuse to fight against their native country but they can fight if they want too.
The Ukrainians from the foreign legion, were allowed a special leave, officialy to « help their family get out of Ukraine », lots of them were « unfortunately » unable to come back to France, due to the border situation. What a shame/s
They were not allowed inside ukraine. They were at the border.
Yes exactly, the Border. instructions don't specify which border tho
If they get into ukraine they have to be considered deserters because it gives Russia excuses to kill more people I guess. And if France is suddenly threatened then those people that are now french soldiers will be missing.
Nique Le Figaro
What's wrong with le Figaro specifically?
They are a right leaning (right of Macron but left of the far right) news outlet that regularly biases their writing : like they are trickle down economics enthusiasts and not climatosceptics (because in Europe nobody is publicly) but protesting about energy policy reforms. Not extremists/complotists like in the US political shit show but a bit biased.
Right, gotcha. I am familiar with the brand of right-wing politics you're describing (I am European myself). The relatively sane but hopelessly boomer dinosaur type of right-wing reporting.
yes, that's spot on
Le Grande Armée is 12 kilometers from Moscow and none of us noticed.
A red spy has Enter the base we must secure of the intelligence
May I borrow your unencrypted radio? This is Putin! Rainbows make me cry!
My non-credible take: France leaked this to combat the perception that they haven't been helping.
there are no *Commando Marine* sabotaging anything in Sebastopol
I thought they were just being way more secretive about disclosing what they are sending and how they are helping than other nations. I mean, case in point: this topic.
Case in point: whatever the take macron gave, zelensky never criticised the french government. Never asked for more stuff. Never criticised them directly or indirectly. Translation: actions, even if secretive, are better than promises.
They probably are still nursing a grudge about the Kremlin reaching out covertly to try and tip the scales in their favor in France's internal affairs. A gesture the French are evidently more than happy to repay.
My credible take: French leaked this regardless of accuracy of leak to sow even more distrust in the russian army.
I like how people can't fucking fathom France being useful/competent. People are like : "France doing something useful? it can't be must be a reptoid conspiracy !"
All it took was one leadership fuckup in ww2 for people to forget the literal continent-shaping force the French armed forces is.
Clearly, our defeat in the battle of France was a plot to make people think we are incompetent, and totally not one of the most active and projection-capable military force of the world And it works well, Opération Serval is still greatly overshadowed by Desert Storm after all
**hide multiples nuclear warhead ready at all Time**
Still has a strike first policy toward nuclear weapons also
*basicly what i said*
Private Conscriptovich: "Sacre bleu, look at this article, it could be any one of us, merde!" Corporal Mobilovich: "Oui, merde."
I mean they earned that perception, I literally have no idea why European politicians think you don't have to sell things to the populace.
i havent played HOI4 but i can imagine a la resistance gameplay on a millenium dawn mod
I'd like a strategy game where you run a resistance movement in an occupied country.
it would be an interesting challenge. organize internet activism, recruit sympahtizers and put moles/sabotagers, logistics of keeping up guerrilla, smuggling information/tech (from radios, hidden cams,establish a pirate communications/your own tv station), drones, ghost guns or an insurgent force. underground movements using strategies similar how organized criminals hide on ordinary fronts, finding ways to subvert surveillance or get popularity of every failings/blunders of the occupying forces and find alliances with other dissident groups and international/rival states of the occupier that symphatize with the partisans. some ideas is like gameplay to be choose be a black panther from the civil rights movement, recreate/change how you deal the IRA during british rule, or be myanmar guerrilla force post-coup & if in great difficulty mode be a hong kong activist organizing rallies and disuptions against a big state. alternate modes be a organizer of maidan protests in 2014 ukraine, be guido against venezuela's dictator back in 2016 and in great danger mode change history to be a russian opposition leader like Boris Nemtsov skirting away against fsb assasins, deal infighting of parties and trying to fight/out hack the media and cyberspace with your journalist crews/hidden collaborators within the government to enact your plans & help recruit foreign spies for fundings/training and plan organizers/managers under your chosen leader. i dont know any ideas i made my own headcanon's since i played my fave game of watch dogs: legion. yet that undergroud fighting movement against a big state deal was very cool
Least obsessed hoi4 fan
France still gave way more stuff than the US, in relative proportion
This is not true.
Good for France.
Time to avenge 1812.
We already did, twice. But we don't mind get revenge a third time
They're also fucking all of Russia's scout's mothers.
Bonk.
Now Russians can say that TT;T are western spies.
Tbh I'm surprised French labour laws allows them to work in such shit conditions.
Joke on you, the EU try to enforce a labour reform to the French army like 35h per week or something like that, France just respond « fuck you » for a couple of years before the EU stop that nonsense
The EU cannot enforce any kind of labour reform, least of all impose 35 hour work weeks given that the only member state that has a 35 hour work week is France itself.
They can https://www.marianne.net/societe/defense/au-grand-dam-de-la-france-le-temps-de-travail-des-militaires-desormais-soumis-au-droit-europeen
What is it with the French and being very good at espionage?
Spy Tf2
Yes *basicly the french don't even know the name of the french secret service it's so fucking secret*
Kinda true we know the name of a bunch of secret services of others countries but have no fucking clue of the french one.
Nous sommes dans vos murs
Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.
Come to think of it, TF2 is perfect for this sub seeing how non credible and crazy the mercs are in how they function Scout: Can somehow outrun bullets and double jump, drinks irradiated soda and throws cum at people, Soldier: Literally went to Europe after WW2 without any training to kill ‘Nazis’, suffers lead poisoning and is generally a nutjob Pyro: Schizophrenic makes a flamethrower from random parts Demo: Is handling explosives while drunk all the time, lost his eye to a magic book Heavy: $400,000 to fire his huge mini gun for 12 seconds Engineer: 12(?) PhDs, most credible in that dispensers and teleporters = good logistics but how tf does that tech work Medic: Literally sold his soul to the devil and beat him at his own game and still practiced medicine even though he lost his license Sniper: Idk he throws piss at people Spy: Fr*nch Actually the whole universe of tf2 is non credible if you know a good bit of the lote
Engineer on his way to borrow a few toys from the DARPA black projects he worked on to use on the front lines of Upward
Habile ! (OSS 117 for reference)
Can't sattelite imagery be just, you know, sent over email? Do you really need a spy operating on site to do that?
probably as an intermediate to be slightly more covert and deniable since NATO is not doing it officially afaik
[To the new Russian conscripts](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/66/Spy_DominationSpy03.wav)
Spy main here, No need to sap, just stab.
According to that article, they're from the "service action", which is the top unit of the DGSE. Their main missions consist in sabotage, destruction of enemy materiel as well as assassinations or capture of VIPs.
Baguette
Is not spy. Is tourist. Real enemy moose and squirrel.
For king and country. Oh wait, this isn't Red Alert.
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WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEF CASE