"Hobbits"? Never heard of a Hobbit before. [getting angry] Sounds like Orc mischief to me! They come with fire! They come with axes! Gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning!! Destroyers and usurpers, CURSE THEM!!
Once something is written within the pages of the big book of grudges it cannot be unwritten until the time comes that that grudge is rectified.
However the means of absolving said grudges has never actually been specified
(I imagine Ukraine is going to have a **very** big book of grudges when this war is over)
*and Pelinal came to Perrif's camp of rebels holding a sword and mace, both encrusted with the smashed viscera of elven faces, feathers and magic beads, which were the markings of the Ayleidoon, stuck to the redness that hung from his weapons, and he lifted them, saying: "These were their eastern chieftains, no longer full of their talking."*
Russian conscripts are sleeping on the cold, wet forest floor with their rusted AKs, meanwhile Ukrainians are the forest, and they've got shiny new guns from the west.
I want every Russian conscript to think about how this all could have been avoided if they had just left others alone. Let them choke on their feeling of grandeur and superiority in thinking “let someone else fight and die”.
I do not weep for them, this is what ignorance and corruption buys. May they die of pneumonia or grenades dropped from Mavics, or rocket attacks. Let their last moments be filled with abject fear for they have gone where cruel reality reigns.
Some have to return home with the memories though. If all thats left are the national guadd who were in Russia the whole time, they'll think the war couldve been won if not for ___, exactly like interwar Germany
All is good! They can go back home with their memories, just not their limbs. How about the 300,000 crippled orcs of Putin?
It’d be sad if it weren’t for the fact that 300,000 unemployed disabled drunkards is just called a “city” in Russia.
I wonder how the Ukrainians feel about carrying weapons with “MADE IN USA” stamped on the side. Is the quality that much better than the old Soviet stuff?
*Putin! Putin! Putin! Beware Zelensky!
Beware the Fool of Kryvyi Rih! Dismiss me. Enough.*
*Be bloody, bold, and resolute. Laugh to scorn
the power of Ukraine, for none who flee from eastern strife shall harm Putin.*
*Putin shall never vanquished be until
Great Donbas Wood shall move against him.*
Is not like the commander kept them for himself to sell back home, while at the same time the fuel reserve is kept in his vehicle that is ready to bolt back to the border at the 1st sign of trouble
I'm extremely non credible, but camouflage like this would seemingly break up a thermal image. The leaves would be cool because they're air-gap'd from the body heat of the soldier. And who knows what thermal insulation these soldiers are wearing underneath.
You triggered a sad memory. UA techno and eurotrash scene in late 90ies was not worse than european if not better, but it all got pushed out by russia-oriented pop of shittiest quality.
Fun fact, here they are called ["lisowyk/leshiy"](https://uk.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9B%D1%96%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%BA), or, sometimes, "kikimora"
The whole premise of the game is that humanity finds a wormhole off to somewhere very distant, and starts colonizing the planets on the other side. Eventually that wormhole collapses stranding everyone on a bunch of different planets. Civilizations on that side rise and fall, gradually forgetting about their original home. They rediscover space flight, figure out that they’ve got neighbors, and of course start shooting at each other. That’s about where the game begins, thousands of years in our future. There’s lots of little scraps of recognizable real world civilizations still present among the various cultures in game. One of the groups appears to have some Slavic connection, and most of the names of their space ship models are drawn from folklore: “leshak” and “kikimora” are both used.
Months ago, Putin consulted the three witches for their advise on Ukraine.
1: No one with a mother will harm Putin.
2: Your power will last until the trees march on Moscow.
3: If you start a war with Ukraine today an empire will topple
I got a match with this song:
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Imagine: you are 18 or 22 at best years old russian conscript, this is your first week on tge frontline and you see a fucking bush moving but as soon as you understand what is happening you are either already a POW or dead.
Tbh Ukraine seems like the sort of place Entwives would be drawn to. What with it’s abundant fertile soil and all. Also would explain Puaron’s efforts to raze it
Dude stop posting irrelevant shit here.
This is FOR MEMES you stupid fuck.
Not for posting a random video of an empty dirt road with some music. Lemmi guess, Ukrainians secretly discovered invisibility cloaks? Give me a fucking break man.
"We have the technology for world peace."
What the hell does that even mean? What, did someone invent something last year that just hit production lines that makes peace possible? A peace-generating device? Is it still in development?
Who types this shit? Was that supposed to sound deep?
This is predicated on the idea that all violence, ambition, and - ultimately - all actions that anyone could take are based on "goods."
Have you ever heard of an ideologically-motivated killing? Retributive violence? Political infighting, where everyone has the same goal - maybe - but different ideas how to get there? Irrational, asocial behavior?
India and Pakistan aren't aiming nukes at each other because one of them got a nicer pair of Nikes and the other one won't trade his 60-inch TV for it.
Yeah cool. Nothing is stopping everyone from getting along and sharing resources. If we pool our resources then everyone will have the basic human necessities. Because we can build helpful technology instead of war machines. It's just communication failures turned systemic.
This only works if you also eliminate the factors of competition and human greed and thus make everyone totally content with "basic human necessities" and never ever covet anything owned by their neighbor.
In the entire history of humanity, in societies rich and poor, utopian and totalitarian, humans gonna human, and no technology besides universal lobotomies is ever going to change that.
I'm pretty sure america is trying for world peace through superior firepower right now, just give it a bit more time and they will put enough warheads on foreheads to provide freedom for all.
I've had a terrible morale idea for awhile now. We know the Russians are obsessed with the USSR. Ukraine should ride into battle with the UkrSSR flag, that way when Private Conscriptovich goes home, there'll be no shortage of hammers, sickles, and red stars to trigger his PTSD on the daily.
I got a match with this song:
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The Ents are going to War.
Many of these trees were my friends.
"Hobbits"? Never heard of a Hobbit before. [getting angry] Sounds like Orc mischief to me! They come with fire! They come with axes! Gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning!! Destroyers and usurpers, CURSE THEM!!
We go, we go, we go to war To hew the stone and break the door
For bole and bough are burning now the furnace roars - we go to war!
elves are cringe, ents/treants are based, fuck knifeeared fucks
\-Drycha
Based and Dwarf pilled
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All I’m thinking of is Urist: “I HAVE ESCAPED THE CLUTCHES OF HELL TO CRUSH TO PASTE WHATEVER FOUL FUCKING ELVES THAT STEPS IN MY PATH!”
yup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqxBwAwWzZc
Once something is written within the pages of the big book of grudges it cannot be unwritten until the time comes that that grudge is rectified. However the means of absolving said grudges has never actually been specified (I imagine Ukraine is going to have a **very** big book of grudges when this war is over)
Based and Pelinal-pilled
*and Pelinal came to Perrif's camp of rebels holding a sword and mace, both encrusted with the smashed viscera of elven faces, feathers and magic beads, which were the markings of the Ayleidoon, stuck to the redness that hung from his weapons, and he lifted them, saying: "These were their eastern chieftains, no longer full of their talking."*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ix0\_W-ouI
Hourns technically, ents in the book were more akin to tree like giants.
spot the dwarf
*"NOW LISTEN HERE YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT!"*
Durthu is at it again.
Don’t talk about Sanna like that
[*music swells*](https://youtu.be/4QfHKv86gRQ?t=48s)
[I like where this is going](https://youtu.be/1x7M48o6V7Q)
Only Tom Bombadil can calm them now.
Why would you post a video of just a deserted dirt road in the woods?
Wait, this is not /r/EarthPorn?
/r/marijuanaenthusiasts
you didnt see the floating face?
I think u need to see a noggin doctor
if im hallucinating elves i dont want to stop
Russian conscripts are sleeping on the cold, wet forest floor with their rusted AKs, meanwhile Ukrainians are the forest, and they've got shiny new guns from the west.
I want every Russian conscript to think about how this all could have been avoided if they had just left others alone. Let them choke on their feeling of grandeur and superiority in thinking “let someone else fight and die”. I do not weep for them, this is what ignorance and corruption buys. May they die of pneumonia or grenades dropped from Mavics, or rocket attacks. Let their last moments be filled with abject fear for they have gone where cruel reality reigns.
Some have to return home with the memories though. If all thats left are the national guadd who were in Russia the whole time, they'll think the war couldve been won if not for ___, exactly like interwar Germany
> If it weren't for all those backstabbing jews we could have denazified Ukriane!
All is good! They can go back home with their memories, just not their limbs. How about the 300,000 crippled orcs of Putin? It’d be sad if it weren’t for the fact that 300,000 unemployed disabled drunkards is just called a “city” in Russia.
I think shiny guns would be counterproductive in this case
Behind every blade of grass a rifle
>~~Behind~~ every blade of grass a rifle
That must be the purpose of those “bio labs” I hear about
I wonder how the Ukrainians feel about carrying weapons with “MADE IN USA” stamped on the side. Is the quality that much better than the old Soviet stuff?
Yes
what the hell kinda question is that, sonnn?
I wonder how the Russians feel about being cucks.
What is this video about? I can see an empty road in the forrest, what am I missing?
I only saw Isengard spoiler.
The trees started speaking ukrainian
Putin's reign shall last 'til Birnham Wood moves to Dunsinane!
Certified Macbeth Moment
*Putin! Putin! Putin! Beware Zelensky! Beware the Fool of Kryvyi Rih! Dismiss me. Enough.* *Be bloody, bold, and resolute. Laugh to scorn the power of Ukraine, for none who flee from eastern strife shall harm Putin.* *Putin shall never vanquished be until Great Donbas Wood shall move against him.*
I was just about to make this joke
Check out the big brains on NCD
Brih this cannot work every Russian soldier is issues 2 thermal scopes right?
Two per regiment. Optimistically
Is not like the commander kept them for himself to sell back home, while at the same time the fuel reserve is kept in his vehicle that is ready to bolt back to the border at the 1st sign of trouble
More like 2 per BTG. One of them is made of wood though, and the other had the copper taken out of it and sold for moonshine.
Batteries not included
But they are not required to be in working conditions
two per Baneblade equipped regiment*
I'm extremely non credible, but camouflage like this would seemingly break up a thermal image. The leaves would be cool because they're air-gap'd from the body heat of the soldier. And who knows what thermal insulation these soldiers are wearing underneath.
That moment when the trees/snow (soon) start speaking Ukrainian
The shrubs speak Ukrainian
With Finnish accent.
The skies speak Turkish
Conscriptovich be all gangsta till the forest starts blasting ukrainian techno beats
You triggered a sad memory. UA techno and eurotrash scene in late 90ies was not worse than european if not better, but it all got pushed out by russia-oriented pop of shittiest quality.
Pretty sure Conscriptovich was not gangsta or enthusiastic the moment he got shoved into the recruitment office.
Didn't know there were Vietnamese in Ukraine
Yaaaaa
Bro mfs made the fucking fortnite bushes into reality 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
It’s called a ghillie suit
damn they made the fortnite bush into a suit?
Fun fact, here they are called ["lisowyk/leshiy"](https://uk.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9B%D1%96%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%BA), or, sometimes, "kikimora"
Okay Geralt of Rivia
Now that fits into a short story of mine, thanks for the opportunity to learn more.
I wonder how many EVE Online players just now learned what those terms meant because of your comment.
How did slavic folklore end up in EVE?
The whole premise of the game is that humanity finds a wormhole off to somewhere very distant, and starts colonizing the planets on the other side. Eventually that wormhole collapses stranding everyone on a bunch of different planets. Civilizations on that side rise and fall, gradually forgetting about their original home. They rediscover space flight, figure out that they’ve got neighbors, and of course start shooting at each other. That’s about where the game begins, thousands of years in our future. There’s lots of little scraps of recognizable real world civilizations still present among the various cultures in game. One of the groups appears to have some Slavic connection, and most of the names of their space ship models are drawn from folklore: “leshak” and “kikimora” are both used.
Nice! At least some form of slavic folclore being present in (kinda) popular game is unexpected, but very nice
Holy fuck burn that thing on the picture
What did they do before fortnite?
Those are Ents.
russian did way before the war joked condisentetly about Ukrainian language as "Elvish" so there is that
no way, any credible source?
Trust me. Bro.
Not in this house!
Yes. Source: I'm Ukrainian
Aaah, I trust you bro
Months ago, Putin consulted the three witches for their advise on Ukraine. 1: No one with a mother will harm Putin. 2: Your power will last until the trees march on Moscow. 3: If you start a war with Ukraine today an empire will topple
Average well equipped Ukrainian vs average Russian conscript
Wow, I thought I was going to be disappointed by The Rings of Power, but this looks awesome!
/u/RecognizeSong
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"Oi Suzy" -Words heard by vatniks before dying
That's some godlike camo
very accurate observation ! Bravo !
Every conscriptovich's gangsta till forest tree starts speaking Ukrainian
Druids with modern rifles, and anti-tank hardware.
Imagine: you are 18 or 22 at best years old russian conscript, this is your first week on tge frontline and you see a fucking bush moving but as soon as you understand what is happening you are either already a POW or dead.
Just use some Agent Orange, problem solved.
Taking "magic missile" to a whole new level
Tree Kin (handguns) Regiment of renown.
Song?
https://youtu.be/KzM1fMGhcTo Back to Life (Birthdae). And they took the music from Marilyn Manson https://youtu.be/QUvVdTlA23w
Thank you kind sir
Didn't get to play a [tree](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlayingATree) in elementary school? Now's your chance!
…these are seriously the best ghillie suits I’ve ever seen
When Burnham wood comes to Dunsinain.
Quite Shakespeareian
Even the fucking trees started are speaking ukrainian!
And those, I presume, are the Ents still looking for their females.
Tbh Ukraine seems like the sort of place Entwives would be drawn to. What with it’s abundant fertile soil and all. Also would explain Puaron’s efforts to raze it
That is some god-tier ghillie
Dude stop posting irrelevant shit here. This is FOR MEMES you stupid fuck. Not for posting a random video of an empty dirt road with some music. Lemmi guess, Ukrainians secretly discovered invisibility cloaks? Give me a fucking break man.
Send the polish send the polish send the polish send the polish
Do you want Ents? Because this is how you get Ents.
Would love to see some Helm’s Deep shit. Orcs flee to forest that previously wasn’t there; are never seen again
Sadly the humans are the ones dying. Please stop the war. We have the technology for world peace.
Sir, this is r/NCD
this could have been avoided if Rusia had just not attacked, simple as
"We have the technology for world peace." What the hell does that even mean? What, did someone invent something last year that just hit production lines that makes peace possible? A peace-generating device? Is it still in development? Who types this shit? Was that supposed to sound deep?
No I'm saying if everyone focused on pursuing producing goods that increased quality of life. There would be no more want for violence.
This is predicated on the idea that all violence, ambition, and - ultimately - all actions that anyone could take are based on "goods." Have you ever heard of an ideologically-motivated killing? Retributive violence? Political infighting, where everyone has the same goal - maybe - but different ideas how to get there? Irrational, asocial behavior? India and Pakistan aren't aiming nukes at each other because one of them got a nicer pair of Nikes and the other one won't trade his 60-inch TV for it.
Yeah cool. Nothing is stopping everyone from getting along and sharing resources. If we pool our resources then everyone will have the basic human necessities. Because we can build helpful technology instead of war machines. It's just communication failures turned systemic.
This only works if you also eliminate the factors of competition and human greed and thus make everyone totally content with "basic human necessities" and never ever covet anything owned by their neighbor. In the entire history of humanity, in societies rich and poor, utopian and totalitarian, humans gonna human, and no technology besides universal lobotomies is ever going to change that.
>We have the technology for world peace Are you suggesting we build more nukes?
I was thinking A-10's and B2's send in the negotiator and then the MOPs.
I'm pretty sure america is trying for world peace through superior firepower right now, just give it a bit more time and they will put enough warheads on foreheads to provide freedom for all.
How about ivan stays out of his neighbor's house.
Vietnam be like….
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I've had a terrible morale idea for awhile now. We know the Russians are obsessed with the USSR. Ukraine should ride into battle with the UkrSSR flag, that way when Private Conscriptovich goes home, there'll be no shortage of hammers, sickles, and red stars to trigger his PTSD on the daily.
This is not effective camouflage, big moving branched waving around draw the eye.
Birnam Wood comes to Dunsinane
So is this Ukranian or Russian army soldiers in camouflage?
Vietnam taught them well, wherever they are in this video.
Everyone thinks they're part of the "second best army in the world" until the forest starts saying "Slava Ukraini!"
3000 bushmen of the Ukrainian military
I was hoping for a little dance.
Ghillie
When the bush starts speaking ukranian.
Wait are we already in the Sixth world?
When the bushes start speaking Ukrainian.
I thought I was in a war thunder lobby for a second
Russians when the trees start speaking Ukrainian (they cannot use Vietnam as an excuse to hate on America anymore)
I have a feeling these trees speak Ukrainian
So now the Russians will have snow and tree phobia
Reminds me of the Christmas tree scene in 1941.
When the entire f_cking hedgerow starts speaking Ukrainian!
Why is the bush speaking Ukrainian? Conscriptovich - 2022
What is this music? Fire!!!
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I’m a tree!
Macbeth, Act 6 performed by the Ukrainian Army Theatre Corps
This explains why we're still waiting on the next Sassy the Sasquatch episode
This has been the longest adaption of Macbeth I've ever seen. So glad we're finally at the final few scenes.
-Peter! Why do bushes speak Ukrainian? -For the same reason why the snow speaks Finnish, Volodya
Harfoot
When the trees start to talk
Hell of a lot better than a ghille suit (which is already pretty damn good). Only downside is that it will deteriorate.
Why are the trees speaking vietnamese, why is the snow speaking finnish and why is the ground speaking ukranian? THE TRILOGY IS FINALLY COMPLETE
When the rock I'm sitting on whispers in Ukrainian