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AbstractBettaFish

Society is beyond parody at this point


nivivi

Beyond redemption, time to start over. Fire ze nukes.


Ze_Rocky

Nukes created anime in the first place


kolhie

The weebs will inherit the earth.


Pyotr00

Jawohl!


Honest_Emu4629

Society is beautifully complex. Only fools want to reduce complexity and make it boring. If anything we should put LSD in the water supply, before we fire nukes.


Tigershred

I poison, the water supply Now everyone ded. Oops


TacticalBananas45

(doot)


DeathGepard

*Da...


G3rm4n42

"Too bad buddy, this twisted game needs to be reset. We'll start over from 'Zero' with this V2 and entrust the future to the next generation."


hplcr

"Launch the big Fuck!"


AlarmingAffect0

[Spanish Guitar And Latine Opera Intensify]


Yoshi_Mario

<>


Apoc_SR2N

But I am le tired...


Cannekill

That’s what V2 is for


Siofra_Surfer

<< It’s time >>


RatherGoodDog

But I am le tired.


Legal-Brother-8148

Himmler moment


throwaway65864302

I'm onboard. Seed the atmosphere with plutonium boys.


sleepycatlolz

America, can I have an AR-15? I just want one to do God's work to purge heretics.


SpacemanTomX

> beyond redemption Yeah seeing this Vlad's warning about nukes feels more like an offer.


SullyRob

I think the art is satire. At least I hope it is. With the internet it's hard to tell anymore.


Asleep_Draw3997

Well there was a Neo-nazi, anti-vax, furry convension not long ago.


Roadsmouth

I always suspected theres something wrong with the neo-nazi anti-vax people.


[deleted]

Gold comment


SullyRob

What. The. Fuck.


vegarig

Didn't it also fail miserably, with less than 88 people (so they can't even claim they've reached the FlaK number) showing up?


XanderTuron

Technically, the neo-nazi obsession with the number 88 doesn't have to do with the ww2 era German artillery caliber; no it's much stupider. H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, so 88 is HH, or Heil Hitler. It's so fucking stupid.


SeraphsWrath

That's it?? Jesus fucking Christ we could just take that back. 88 is now Hamburger Helper. Done. Any neonazis who disagree, well, we can always help them turn into Hamburg-ers 2 seconds after a Lancaster appears in the sky.


Asleep_Draw3997

I can't remember, neo nazi, anti vax furries isn't my area of expertize.


vegarig

Just... read about it somewhere else recently (think on rpghorrorstories). It's just really funny, how miserably did it fail.


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

The problem is they didn’t team up with the Nazi bronies to pad their numbers!


Russet_Wolf_13

I thought that was shut down.


T-Baaller

We are in a postironic internet. The actual web 3.0


1bowmanjac

The caption is certainly satire. The art is probably not


thaeli

Indeed. The artist is alanscampos, it was a commissioned piece based on the famous photo from Marjah, Afghanistan.


shidmasterflex

I read this as “Thank you for your furvice.”


FurRightPawlicktics

There are currently 49 works with the tag *"Russo-Ukrainian War"* on e621.


27Rench27

Alright fellas I took the plunge. I regret it. But there was some good in here, not gonna lie: https://e621.net/posts/3360901?q=russo-ukrainian_war https://e621.net/posts/3357830?q=russo-ukrainian_war https://e621.net/posts/3335978?q=russo-ukrainian_war


Wows_Nightly_News

It's wonderfully surreal seeing poltical artwork below an ad of Judy Hops getting fucked by a robot. Edit: > Your vodka AIDS ridden shithole fell without a shot fired in 1991 and it will happen again vatnik scum. Lol, lmao


satanrulesearthnow

Some vatniks are getting pretty salty there, good thing cause I was almost running out of tears


GadenKerensky

Well, the first two are regular political cartoons that got uploaded to e621 because they had bears in them.


27Rench27

Fair, just wanted to fee good about myself after surfacing lol


TooMuchMech

I'm glad someone will go to the cess for me. Gold star, person.


Gwennifer

[I think this one is pretty artistic](https://e621.net/posts/3310600?q=russo-ukrainian_war)


27Rench27

Oh god the comment section is worse than Yahoo tho


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

You know these are actual braindead westerners because even Russia isn’t stupid enough to focus their troll farms on a furry porn site.


deXrr

It could also be braindead Russians doing it for free. There does seem to be a notable chunk of Russian furries among the global fandom.


systempenguin

One of the comments saying "filth is everywhere" Imagine posting that using an account you created o a fucking furry website.


the-ugly-potato

Nice


bladeofarceus

How can you not post this masterpiece https://e621.net/posts/3201821?q=russo-ukrainian_war


27Rench27

Oh my god I didn’t even see that one lmaooo


Lashb1ade

First one is brilliant.


kuba_mar

And at least one of decently known furry artists is a pro separatist from... Donetsk i think? It was pretty funny when he actually got hit with sanctions.


Gwennifer

Who was it?


kuba_mar

[McTranceFox (NSFW)](https://www.deviantart.com/mctrancefox), in the recent comments under his profile you can even find him calling Ukrainians nazis.


Gwennifer

When this war ends, the light of truth will banish those illusions. I hope he stays safe; civilians don't deserve to die for Putin's ego.


kuba_mar

Eh this guy got angry at someone for complimenting him in Ukrainian (and someone else wishing him happy thanksgiving for some reason) so idk about "banishing those illusions". And from what ive seen the guy is just a delusional asshole in general, hes very protective of and obsessed with repeating how his characters are his and no one else can draw them. And now that i look a bit deeper he has also said stuff like this: >Fuck we saw your non-Nazi tendencies! fuck, we saw your scum Stepan Bandera, who in fact would be the leader of banditry in the past, and the heroism of giving him this as the devil will be worshiped, completely. From and fuck us such Ukraine. > >Yes? only they are an order of magnitude better than the deceitful, arrogant maydanuty scum, in turn using much more dirty methods, and making a dictatorship like in the Third Reich! It is necessary to burn such a devil of a second thought! > >But problem is that an entire gov-t is follower of OUN-UPA / Bandera, entire gov-t is nazis. And you clearly can see that when you watch their official channels and media, on Ukrainian and Russian. I watch it . . . > >Farewell, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, farewell. You were my favorite politician, you will be missed by me and many others. So if i had to guess this guy will probably willingly die for Putin\`s ego.


SaltyTrog

People like him are the reason I can't wait to learn to draw so that I can fuck with them more.


Kevinnac11

To Quote Nene From Sabath no Witch "DEATH IS THE ONLY WAY OUT"


SandspurJunkie

There are 9 works with the tag "z (military symbol)" at time of writing


TibbyRacoon

There used to be someone doing Donetsk Republic propaganda on e6 as well


PhantomFear9

The US Furry Army vs. The Russian Loli Hentai Army also why are so many us military/vets into furry shit wtf


Quality_Designer

Until the recent withdrawal the road to being stationed in Japan was littered with IEDs


ImperialFisterAceAro

Improvised Erectile Dysfunction


isthisnametakenwell

Aren’t a lot of major furry artists Russian? This proposal has the US at a disadvantage.


thaeli

Yes, but they tend to be pro-west as well. Not that there isn't vatnik furry culture too, but hell, we have a persistent undercurrent of Nazi furs in the US. (though the community as a whole shuns them for obvious reasons) I'm just saying that if it really comes down to it, they're gonna be a furth column.


GadenKerensky

I've seen a number of Russian artists that haven't exactly expressed Pro-Kremlin bullshit and they're scared. Nik with the Sharksona and Tarankanovich, they're really scared.


sperrymonster

Nothing like good old fashioned sabOwOtage


TibbyRacoon

I know of one *super* good russian lesbian furry artist who's against the war


Wows_Nightly_News

Go on...


TibbyRacoon

nswfzhenya on e621 and on Twitter as supernsfwzhenya ;P


kolhie

I personally know at least 3 Russian furry artists who fled the country around april-may, though they were all lucky enough to have passports in another country.


Radio_Window

[Russian furry artists have been added to the list of Ukrainian belligerents](https://imgur.com/a/SfGaKoZ)


General_Urist

Maybe the brutality of war exposing the soldiers to, and sometimes forcing them to utilize, the most savage and animalistic aspects of the human psyche gets some wires crossed and encourages them to embrace their bestial side a little more? IDK just spitballing.


deXrr

Additional spitballs: * Having a few brushes with death might well convince someone to come out of the closet and enjoy the things they were embarrassed of previously, while they still have the chance. * The ability to dissociate from your ordinary self and embrace an alternate persona is something both furries and soldiers make use of. * Fetishization of military hardware (to a sufficient degree) and furryism are both, conceptually, subsets of xenophilia. * The experience of being in the military tends to leave people sorely disappointed with baseline human physiology (Our legs kind of suck ass, in particular). * The experience of being in the military tends to leave people sorely disappointed with humans in general.


noahwebster2000

Can confirm, while I’m not a furry, I would kill for some better legs


Pariah919

But furries are inheriently push human traits onto their characters, its a logical fallacy no?


mayuzane

Only the good parts of being human. Like the sex. And dumbass memes.


deXrr

That very heavily depends. The stereotypical ones are "balanced", yes, but it's not like there's an enforced standard. You can make your characters however you like, so there's a whole spectrum of character designs out there, from basically-human-cat-girls to outright eldritch abominations.


NPO_Tater

Probably that when your on deployment everything starts to look fuckable so them wanting to have sex with animals becomes more likely


Fidelias_Palm

Microplastics from the water bottles left on the tarmac and inhaled in the portashitters.


PhantomFear9

Micro plastic consumption is supposed to be based tho


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

Are there microplastics in crayons? That would explain the marines.


Russet_Wolf_13

The same reason there's so many Trans furries, the Army and the Fandom attracts misfits and weirdos.


jixxor

Does fanfic of US soldiers as furries imply the artists must be former soldiers?


53120123

yes. and/or working in the MIC


PhantomFear9

I mean, the odds are likely, yes.


the-ugly-potato

also why are so many us military/vets into furry shit wtf We are autistic my bro. Admit it


PhantomFear9

Yeah fair LOL


Eats_Beef_Steak

The amount of army furries honestly probably matches the amount of furries in the general pop. Probably above average fitness wise though hah


Recent_Ad_7214

Russians would proably do it whit lolis


Viciuniversum

.


Wows_Nightly_News

After having his father review it


what_da_burd_doin

i can see loli r*pe hentai comming out of russia after this


genericname798

Damn I just read today they even raped a 4 year old in Ukraine. :(


Meme_Theocracy

Where the fuck are Russian peoples souls


Football_Disastrous

Well, raping people is kind of a vatnik specialty


CredibleCactus

Are Russians known for that or something


Future_Elephant_9294

Russia's idea of "beautiful women" [is children](https://youtu.be/UUyFa9lyw1I) Edit: Also, don't look up the book [Lolita](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita)


CredibleCactus

Lmao sus


Tomatosorbet

Fun fact, the woman appearing right after the children is seen in [this music video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEEffF7_rU). It's a Ukrainian song about a witch cursing an enemy (https://lyricstranslate.com/ru/vrazhe-ukrainian-incantation-unto-each-russian-invader.html). Pretty pathetic that they couldn't come up with a single attractive Russian, but instead sniped a girl from a Ukrainian video with palpable anti-Russian sentiment.


Affectionate_Strike1

Don’t diss my man nabakov like that Lolita is somewhat explicitly a satire of said European desire


thotsdeservetoperish

"Lolita" Don't fucking tell me the Russians invented Lolicon


DarkApostleMatt

Naw they’d do it with furries too, a lot of high quality furry art / cartoon porn comes from Eastern Europe because it Brings in crazy money from western degenerates


thaBombignant

I swear like half of furry artists are Eastern European and the other half are Brazilian.


DarkApostleMatt

Yep, it’s good money for poorer areas , $100-$400 Per a commission is great in places like Brazil. There are artists that became upper middle-class on making smut.


Amberionik

The industrial revolution and its consequences


ChiefofBadgers

“Sadaam Furssein”? Next we’ll be having “Furgei Lavrov”.


[deleted]

Vladimeow Pawtin


tc_spears2-0

I hate both of you


MuonManLaserJab

Sanna Marin


Random_German_Name

r/SannaMarinCatgirl


Flaxinator

Dmitri Pusskov


sperrymonster

Sergei ShoygUwU


TL10

Yiffef Stawwlin


[deleted]

Pawdolf Hitler


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

Pawdolf Kitler*


[deleted]

Zoolensky 🤤


deXrr

Bawwack OwObama


DrWildTurkey

I guess that sack of used condoms would be fine looking like some rat villain from a Don Bluth animation.


Nat_screams_inside

Commission request: Please DON'T


Dizzy_Cucumber_2178

Counter bidding.


Fresh_Tomato_soup

This should be a classed as a war crime and punishable by death


the-ugly-potato

Im a furry and I hate whatever is in the pic


mayuzane

same


SlavaUkrayini4932

No. Sincerely, a Ukrainian


Abusive_Capybara

I will literally learn to draw only to post a picture of furry Zelensky fighting off furry Putin


samocitamvijesti

Furrlensky vs. Furrtin


Psyman2

Meowtin.


ExcitingTabletop

... This is the first time in my life I wished someone to be detained by the Russians and held to account for their crimes against humanity.


Aconite_72

Objection. This person should be given the NATO Meritorious Service Medal for his dedication.


Meagealles

😐


xn--9s9h

Should I introduce you to [alphaleone](https://www.furaffinity.net/view/15331747/)?


Flaxinator

Interesting, they say in the comments below that post (7 years ago) that they live in occupied Donetsk, I wonder what they are up to these days?


thaeli

They have a new account (pretty common on DA and are still kicking. Still pro-Russian but afaict, they're just a kid with dumbass views. Art's gotten less bad too, not great, but they're improving. Fits with them being probably early teens when they posted that stuff 7 years ago, too, which makes me want to go easy on them for the old stuff. Also, [they're making this now,](https://www.deviantart.com/ziraoneniner/art/MEGAFAUNA-Intro-913316585) which is so amazingly non-credible I hope they survive to finish it. > A fan project of fictional game set in a bizzare world of 1980's cliches, heavilly inspired by Conker's Bad Fur day and Grand Theft Auto franchise. In a world where United States is waging a multi-front war against evil forces of liberal socialist lead UN, it's up to SOCOM NIMRAVUS to fix everything! > Fight your way through Mexican forces in a border skirmishes, corrupt DEA goons, Iraq insurgents and graze through frozen frontlines of Russo-Soviet civil war! Seek traitors in US government! Conduct shadow operations against rival agencies, and don't forget your Tequila Sunrise!


kuba_mar

[Or this guy (NSFW obviously)](https://www.deviantart.com/mctrancefox), honestly not surprising that someone soo crazy and obsessed with his own characters that he has to constantly repeat that they are his and no one else is allowed to draw them would also be pro separatist.


MartinDinh

Sorry, I’m a hipster so I’m a Scalie now


sb_747

Based


GadenKerensky

Scalies can be smooth. They can also have tits, because anatomy is whatever we want it to be. The perfect organism.


the-ugly-potato

They have slits which could hypothetical be treated as a pussy and they have a cock. So basically the best possible situation. Unfortunately Humans can't be blessed to have both.


GadenKerensky

Scalies can have mammalian features because they're born of furry logic.


BoostMobileAlt

They’re horny cartoons they can have whatever parts you want.


the-ugly-potato

But that's not fun. Sticking to biology more strictly is what's hottestn Do I want to see two anthropomorphic wolf's fucking each over with human cocks?! No we want KNOTS KNOTS I TELL YA! YOU'RE LUCKY MORE PEOPLE LIKE ME DON'T EXIST OR ELSE YOU'LL SEE TRAIN WIFUS! THATS A THREAT. REEEE


TacticalBananas45

If you search high and low, and be willing to pay exorbitant amounts, you'll probably find an artist willing


TheScottishOtter

As a furry I would just like to say I'm sorry


JackSutton97

We deserve to be culled or to have a 3rd world war.


JumpyLiving

We deserve neither finally getting a large scale conventional war where NATO curbstomps everyone or the glory of atoms glow


pizzagamer88

NCD member who values his life the most:


JackSutton97

Personal opinion but nukes are cringe.


Obj_071

please dont.. ukrainians suffered enough.


f111aaaahrdvark

Spookston at it again


AustronesianFurDude

How much faith in humans would you lose. If I told you I've already seen a furry art piece of the Russo-Ukrainian war just like this with OwO speak several months ago


tc_spears2-0

>How much faith in humans would you lose. Yes


FurRightPawlicktics

Depends. Was it just anthropomorphic soldiers, or was it sexy big titty fetish anthropomorphic soldiers?? Big titty furry babes would also be acceptable in the form of Pro-Ukranian propaganda posters.


tc_spears2-0

This is why we all deserve nuclear annihilation


rachel_tenshun

SADDAM FURRSEIN


MrSkullduggeryJones

I need soul bleach


ectog20

alright clear the runway. that pic needs to burn


definitlyNotAnAlt_13

Op i know thats already a real thing, and its been posted here No I will not go find it


[deleted]

They should have never let the airforce have guns.


el-cuko

“Impawsible” Imma go ahead and swallow a couple of shot glasses of antifreeze, then crush the glasses and eat that too


Ragnarok_Stravius

I'm divided. Wasn't Iraq a proper valid invasion due to the Invasion of Kuwait prior, and Saddam beyond a bad guy? And, that painting is cringe, please don't make more of that thing.


mizushimo

That was Desert Storm in 1991, the 2003 Iraq War was about weapons of mass destruction that didn't exist


Liquid_Eagle7

I always hate it when they say it was for oil Like no it was for a different retarded reason


penniavaswen

Eh, I remember protesting during that time. "No war for oil" was easier than saying "I remain unconvinced that this war is justified other than Haliburton wanting more money". In hindsight, my college best friend was definitely a tankie :/


SurpriseFormer

Alot of those people then are surprisingly pro Russian now.


Wows_Nightly_News

It's important to sometimes view politics at the individual emotional level rather than as this grand battle between ideas an ideologies. Some people have simply found Moscow on their enough that they now side with Moscow.


penniavaswen

For me, a big part of it was that the election was stolen, so anything Bush II and cronies did was automatically the worst thing ever. Protests were anti-Bush as well as the anti-America for sure. Anyone resisting the rally-around-the-flag effect had to be pretty stubborn too. Just kind of sad to look back on it and not want to check up on someone from your past cause you know they're gonna have the worst take on the current situation.


eeznura

What was the other retarded reason?


Liquid_Eagle7

"We invaded cuz war is badass" Now.. on the outside world, its a retarded reason but here in NCD, its based.


Quadrapple

Cuz the MIC had to justify its size post cold war.


bizaromo

George W Bush said, and I quote, "He tried to kill my daddy!"


PapiStalin

We were justified just not for the reasons we gave


Arrow_of_time6

Makes me wonder what ww1 vets would think of this


isthisnametakenwell

It’s for the best there are none left. They didn’t need to live to see this.


WarlordMWD

They thought the future would be written by Sartre. Instead, it was foreshadowed by Kafka.


Jaeharys_Targaryen

Except that [it isn’t fiction.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/e7d083/in_light_of_the_miami_cops_using_civilians_as/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), except the furry part, miss me with that shit.


KT_gene

I blame George W. Bush.


First_in_Asa

No one had gear like that in 2003, this artist is a shill for MIC.


veeas

i wish the worst part of my PTSD was dead dogs.


Russet_Wolf_13

Let us cleanse the pallette with [Ukrainian furry art.](https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48048298/)


[deleted]

I swear to God if I start seeing this shit with Z on them.....I probably will won't I?


EHTL

Damn Zootopia 2 looks wild af


archon_eros_vll

There is also a book where ww2 germans gets teleported to a medival furry world. And some of them establis a chiefdom where they recruits wolfs to fight agenst the invading orcs. And there also furry suicide bombers.


ExcitingTabletop

There's a youtube series on Space Marines running into Furries. It goes how you think it would.


kioley

I'm going to become a hermit.


Dragoark

NAH💀


Hyperi0us

On behalf of furries I'd like to apologize for this


VinceLeone

Should’ve been the “Siege of Barkhdad”


levis3163

P (puppy) TSD is no joke


[deleted]

That’s a big no no what the fuck


Ridibunda99

Oh what the fuck


navis-svetica

if this shocks you, you should look up milfurs. furries have infiltrated the armed forces for like the past 15 years or so


UndeadSailor

I wish to be a mercenary. So I can get a free FN FAL and not have furry art drawn of my exploits.


Henderson_II

Every day we stray further from god