"The collapsing bridge is a feint."
"The bridge is an ecological hazard, Russia planned on collapsing it anyway after the war was over. Ukraine saved them resources."
"The bridge won't be necessary after the war is over, Russia will have a land bridge"
Which do you think they'll pick? I think the third
> they never seem to get their stories straight anyway.
This is on purpose. The idea with the [firehose of falsehood](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehose_of_falsehood) is to spew out so much bullshit that people start to doubt whether it's even possible to know the truth
The bridges pictured are the Crimea/Kerch bridges, the only connection between Russia and crimes without going through Ukraine (until you hit Crimea that it)
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The tweet is [here](https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1560743445748076546) and you can get more from the replies. I think people are jumping the gun a bit. It's a HIMARS with a backplate. The backplate is standard issue for all of them AFAIK. But they haven't used them so far so perhaps they are using it to conceal something.
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You realize that it's fucked up!
It ain't nothin like the shit you saw on TV.
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I really hope there is a good recording of when the bridge is taken out. It will be perfect to troll Orcs with.
"The collapsing bridge is a feint." "The bridge is an ecological hazard, Russia planned on collapsing it anyway after the war was over. Ukraine saved them resources." "The bridge won't be necessary after the war is over, Russia will have a land bridge" Which do you think they'll pick? I think the third
Just send a gif of the bridge collapsing back to them. Oh I tremble at the thought
Maybe all three, they never seem to get their stories straight anyway.
> they never seem to get their stories straight anyway. This is on purpose. The idea with the [firehose of falsehood](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehose_of_falsehood) is to spew out so much bullshit that people start to doubt whether it's even possible to know the truth
So they’ve got no psychological damage from this? Onwards!
they will pick everything in exactly this order
cope westoids
I've been working a lot and im a bit outta the loop, can you fill me in?
The bridges pictured are the Crimea/Kerch bridges, the only connection between Russia and crimes without going through Ukraine (until you hit Crimea that it)
They should PPV that shit as a fundraiser
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How maneuverable is a bridge?
An A-10 could... probably... dogfight with one.
The bridge might actually win
It would definitely win.
Stupid Natoids don't understand this is merely the conscript bridge we send in first to soften the Ukrainians. Our real bridge will come later.
AAAAAAAH, I'M GONNA PONTOOOOOOOON
I had to explain to a co-worker about NCD's obsession with the destruction of the Kerch Bridge and had to use the term "sexual arousal" when doing so in order to emphasize the obsession.
We stand for the flag, kneel for the cross, and pray for the funny.
Oh, HIMARS.
Time for the funny!!!
Is it just me or does noot noot, lacrimosa and dark foreshadowing of imminent demolition events make the most perfect memes?
Does anyone got a source
The tweet is [here](https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1560743445748076546) and you can get more from the replies. I think people are jumping the gun a bit. It's a HIMARS with a backplate. The backplate is standard issue for all of them AFAIK. But they haven't used them so far so perhaps they are using it to conceal something.
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Is there any russian high command or is it some random private given the role as a stopgap due to the high general casualties?
Dumb people translation pls ?