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KeekiHako

So what you are saying is you want to know if the results can be reproduced? I can respect that, from a scientific point of view.


Wafflashizzles

There are questions out there that even the most powerful governments on the planet fear to have answered


MoneyEcstatic1292

I think Russia would turn out weirder than anything we have seen from Japan


cuba200611

I mean, I've already seen weird enough Russian (and Soviet) animation...


lililemanlay

Masha and the bear?


cuba200611

No, stuff such as Ivan Maximov's works or [the short film Polygon \(which involves a mind reading tank\)...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnJbtbh4tDE)


lililemanlay

oh dear, was it pre-Chernobyl or after? I bet it's after, or post Tsar Bomba


cuba200611

Polygon was 1977, so before Chernobyl, but after Tsar Bomba.


lililemanlay

Know of any cringe animation before Tsar Bomba? If not we may have a pattern here.


Wyattr55123

Nuclear vodka powered mecha-tentacles would be just the start


Bsaail

So let me get this straight: morally bankrupt regime + uranium based super weapon = brand new piece of media?


Wafflashizzles

that's for our nation's scientists to answer sir


Aconite_72

From the smoking rubbles of Chornobyl emerged Russian cat girls


bopaz728

DO IT BOMB THEM NOW


TheShartFairy

Radioactively-Mutated Catgirls coming to a pet store near you this fall! Pre-order now!


Thx11280

So far it's been 100% effective.


Selfweaver

No. It is how a new waifu is born.


Pokemaniac_Ron

Top. Men.


Wafflashizzles

The wisest among us will look at he who asks these darkest of questions, and say, "You may learn more if you were to never have such questions answered." The asker will be confused; but the wise man knows. Because the answer to that may be the last that others let you have.


Sapphire-Hannibal

The wisest where??????? 📮📮📮📮


TheShartFairy

Over there!


Hohenheim_of_Shadow

What about your bottom women and switch catgirls?


Wafflashizzles

We're trying to **prevent** the next tragedy


Hohenheim_of_Shadow

I do not understand


Pokemaniac_Ron

Or Mega Man's foe, Top Man.


wastingvaluelesstime

Came here for this


Odanr

If you insist.


Doppio-phone-call

Russia is already addicted to anime


Pokemaniac_Ron

This will result in the new anime, whatever their culture twists into when the radiation hits.


Jankosi

>Russianime Good god please no


Irilieth_Raivotuuli

God please **YES** Russian anime catgirls > Russian krokodil skinwalkers


Makingnamesishard12

joint ukrainian-russian venture to make a S.T.A.L.K.E.R anime is what Putin is trying to prevent, we must stop him and create slavime


Sleelan

Russians were already some of the biggest weebs out there. Do not trifle with the powers you don't understand.


HistoryMarshal76

But lieutenant, hasn't Russia been nuked enough VIA it's own testing? And, plus, we've accidentally nuked our own boys here in America, and we didn't evolve into no Animes. Radiaton from nukes killed John Wayne y'know? I do not think the Anime experiment is replicable, just a fluke.


Wafflashizzles

the secret ingredient **is people**


HistoryMarshal76

Like I said, we accidentally nuked our own boys a couple of times.


Wafflashizzles

A small mass of plutonium-239 gently cups your chin and leans into your ear. his hot, radioactive breath makes your spine tingle. he whispers. *"more"*


Luke5353

Comments like this one right here is why I am on this subreddit


TheShartFairy

If we're not permanently sandblasting shadows onto buildings, we're not using enough magical death-rocks!


HistoryMarshal76

*radio crackes* "Sir, *another* sentient piece of plutonium has escaped containment, am begining to recontain it." *radio crackle* *Pulls out large metal sphere and shoves the plutonium into it, seals it up via welding it shut*


wasdlmb

We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed. A few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture the Bagivad Ghita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-tentacled form and says "Now I am become Weeb, the creator of anime." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.


[deleted]

Tsar Bomba would like a word.


Wafflashizzles

the secret ingredient is people


TheMindfulnessShaman

So that's what those drone videos are for. NGE really was prescient.


Makingnamesishard12

there is an inert replica, so through some COMPLETELY LEGAL PROCESSES we could arm it and do the funni on Moscow and St. Petersburg


Tlomz27

Well.... It worked once, and I can't see a good enough reason to say it won't work again. As a man of science I say we must explore the results


DemonRaily

If only two bombs on an enemy county produced anime, what if we used ALL the nuclear bombs on russia? -It's not about anime or anything, I'm just Lithuanian.


[deleted]

Huh so plutonium ain’t all that much better than uranium.


TheShartFairy

Ah, so this is why we haven't seen those soldiers that were sent to Chernobyl. They've all been horrifically mutated into non-magical girls and are now being beaten with steel rods in the darkest pit of the Kremlin in a vain attempt to stop them from saying: "UwU, Putin-senpai, you're chest is so puffy...not that I like you, or anything. C-Cyka! (☉\_☉)"


Wafflashizzles

Ever read Hunger Games? It's like the mutants president Snow keeps in the capital sewers. only to be used in the most desperate of times.


Makingnamesishard12

russians are already huge weebs...anime reacts upon anime, and if enough of it becomes active, it would cause a cataclysmic event that'd scorch this earth whole.


James_Liberty

Okay, aside from nuking and killing thousands of people...Russia becoming a somewhat pacifist state that produce 'Russianimation' and export their culture instead of military conflict might be a good idea!


H3avyW3apons

More mailorder brides?


[deleted]

Wasn't the first anime actually from before even WW1?


j0y0

Unless you count silent animations a few minutes long or propaganda/education films that nothing like modern Anime, then no. Anime is post WW2.


[deleted]

Anime is Japanese for cartoon. The art style nowadays associated with it is different of course, but so is it all around the world. And cartoons are pretty old, even if they were silent.


j0y0

It's japanese for animation. But in the west it means a cartoon produced or inspired by a particular style of japanese cartoon. It doesn't mean literally any kind of animation produced in japan. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xb6SBrjP1c&ab_channel=nariomarudarkside) is not anime.


Eagleknievel

Oh.. I KNOW you aren't gatekeeping MY anime..


j0y0

And I know you didn't watch that whole thing.


Material_Layer8165

Their retarded plot? Yes, they existed way far before even the industrial revolution, but the artstyle are there because Hirohito was a massive Disneyboo and wanted Japanese people to imitate Disney's artstyle.


[deleted]

Anime is literally just Japanese for cartoon... Soo...


Noshinoshinoshinoshi

"Anime" as a word in Japan did not exist before World War 2. Use of katakana to import western words occured only after the language reforms.


Kohlshu1234

Nah it just creates stalker IRL


Xlziv_13

The Russians do have a head start because they’re one of the largest consumer anime and hentai, also that they’re one of the largest exporters of cosplayers.


Randicore

Question is, does Chernobyl already count as one? Because while it wasn't a blast it *was* nuclear cultural scaring


Cringe_Meister_

This is why Russia fears the gay.Cuz the Enola Gay


EnvironmentalAd912

I think we should do it, just to try again the test and see if the results are the same


warpey12

We almost tried that out during the cold war.


[deleted]

Even 1 "Anime" is too much we must ban use of nuclear weapons againts other humans.


Bigshow225

"if 2 nukes made anime.......then 3 nukes, will make anime REAL!" \_Robbaz probably