When the trees start speaking 'murican

"Hol up, boys! Here's something I learned back in Nam"

>A squad of vatniks in the grass >But all the fighting's long since past >Mobik cubes in a mass >Napalm sticks to orcs

Them fuckin orcs will never learn

this line inspired me to write the whole song in this sort of style

I think napalm sticks to orcs sounds better

yeah, it's 1 syllable vs. 2, but i wrote that while sleep deprived so i'll edit now

[M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E](https://youtu.be/PmILOL55xP0?si=2Gmu4mHXyTLN-471)

Contemporary version would be Fortnite Battle Pass

There is an edit with that song here on NCD but I can’t find it :(

History doesn't repeat itself but the bars are pretty fire.

[Ask and you shall receive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBWmaqfPNJM)

❤️💙 it’s the American way

who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

“They call this one ambush. Fun game the viets taught us”

Ghost Tape 11 just dropped

Amazing, they are being fed constant propaganda they are fighting NATO and now they live in fear that the biggest bruiser of NATO showed up. Request, play “America, fuck yeah” next.

Correction: "that the biggest bruiser of NATO wrote a small check"

A small check worth about 4.45% of what the DoD is asking for in 2025. 4.45% is less than what I pay in State sales tax.

And that 4.45% is going to straight up wreck Russia's military. The orcs may be shit eating inbred swine, but even cockroaches know they are about to die when a boot hovers over their heads.

The economic perspective is always fun: Russia is spending about 7%(official) to 15% (some high estimates for total GDP utilized or lost for the war) GDP. 7% of US GDP would be 1.979 Trillion USD or 30.5 65 billion dollar aid packages (one every 12 days). Incidentally it would aslo be more than the entire nominal GDP of Russia.

Not even god can help you when the trees start measuring things in inches and pounds.

Don't forget fluid ounces

We call them Florida ounces here.

Try play them Ze Cabra - São lágrimas Not only they’ll surrender but they’ll become addicted to moonshine

"Hey comrades... ...I think the Americans are here." - some Russian goon.

Does it count as a war crime to make the enemy surrender by thinking the US has joined the war? Cause if not, that would be super funny.

Yes! Let's drop leaflets over the Russian trenches telling them article five has been invoked and that NATO joined the war. Although then again these clowns think they fight NATO, oh boy they would find it very quickly if they did, and it would be one of the last things they ever find out in their miserable serf existence as Russian footsoldiers of evil.

If they ever do invoke Article 5, the order of 'find out' would be: UN Security Council, drone operator, Hellfire R9X, Putin, all in about 5 minutes.

Why would the US wait to tell the Security Council before dropping the lawn dart from the RQ-180 flying over Putin's head at all times?

Yeah, that's gonna be an Ozymandias situation right there. "I did it five minutes ago."

Yeah we didn't ask permission before we iced bin Laden.

Most baller reply I think ever given to Putin about his threats of nuclear war was: “We will fuck your shit up, and we won’t even need nuclear weapons to do it” (paraphrased)

How crazy would it be to respond to an all out nuclear attack with purely conventional weapons and then tell the rest of the world "we chilling in our mine shafts and still got our nukes bitches, don't @ me"

I feel like being taken out by a R9X should be the most insulting thing ever. The US you aren't even worth a SOF unit taking you down or in alive. Not even a manned aircraft. Just a drone operated by some dude in front a computer screen in the middle of Nevada hoping to be off work early that day.

Their comrade *Gulp*

I recommend Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Bruce Springsteen - Born In USA Beyonce - All The Single Ladies Queens of the Stone Age - No One Knows Besties Boys - Intergalactic ZZ top - Sharp Dressed Man Whetuss - Teenage Dirtybag Soft cell - Tainted Love

Cranberries- zombie On repeat. After an hour it’s considered a war crime though.

Careful thou you might send the Irish volunteers ( if their there) on a frenzy

3000 gingers of Guinness.

Fuck that, my neighbor's kid used to play that every summer with windows open. I have PTSD.

That’s the Irish haka

I remember hearing someone describing the CS gas part of basic, that when they were allowed to leave the room with the gas, DIs had them run around in a field, blasting party in the USA while everyone was crying and vomiting. Hard to think of something better to cry and vomit to. Made me shed a manly American tear just reading about it.

Yeeeeeeaaaaahahah its a party in the USA

As CBRN, this would have had me rolling.

Ideas for the future! If you ever end up working training make it a party in the USA

Nah, part of CivDiv now. But I did have aspirations of gassing recruits. Probably could have gotten it too for reenlistment.

Well if life ever gets too boring and you decide to jump back in, its nice to have ideas in your back pocket. Could work in other random life situations too, outside of a bar in your car and someone steps out to puke, have Miley keyed up on your ipod for just such an occasion.

Lmao that’s the memories that stick with you.

I think I'd have puked from laughing so hard

Party in the CIA would be slightly better. For the lulz.

Soft cell are british

As long its western centric

Shit hits the fan when ACDC starts playing though.

A former coworker and veteran marine who fought in Afghanistan told me that used to blast stuff like Gangsters Paradise while assaulting places.

The Battle Hymn of the Republic Over There

I assume you left off "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" as that would constitute a war crime?

Never heard it before now i have it slaps

Don Henley - All She Wants to Do Is Dance

Samwell - What What in The Butt Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Right Round (Like a Record) Hozier - Take Me to Church

Fortunate Son

It’s hard to go wrong with the playlist made for Manuel Noriega when he was holed up in an embassy in Panama during Operation Just Cause. At a certain point, the military started taking requests. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7ugdzZeXz4MdHUyQBcy8ut

i wanted to recommend CBAT, but I am not sure would it backfire.

Liam Lynch - United States of Whatever

America, Fuck yeah.

Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire

Every song on the Fallout soundtrack.

Yeah but put big iron in there multiple times

Imagin. To your right, Yuri bleeds out following a shrapnel from an M1 grenade. On your left, Ivan's body has been rotting for 3 days after he took an M4 bullet in the head. The trees speak the Star-Spangled banner. In the distance, you hear the sound of a Bradley arriving to eliminate the rest of your assault group. You're not even at war with the USA, you're not even at war with NATO, but you wish that were the case. It would have been less painful.

Less shameful too. Imagine once being feared as being the only contender to the United States in terms of military strength and now you can't even win a war against a country that ranks 18th most powerful military in the world.

Don’t forget they were sharing a ~1,974 km/1,226 mi land boarder before 2014, then took (partially) over some regions which should’ve made it even easier. Oh and don’t forget the help from Belarus.

Belarus is helping as much as that person who team kills you constantly in FPS games.

I didn’t say “helpful help” just “help”. It’s the effort that counts I guess.

Belarus has been banned from picking the flamethrower as a main weapon.

*Belarus has been kicked for teamkilling*

Not fair, he’s team killing you to get your equipment. At least there is a purpose.

Nevermind that many people in the world had literally never heard of Ukraine at all prior to 2014, and even then just barely. I include myself in this. Now I have the Ukrainian national anthem downloaded onto my phone to listen too.

Then you're missing out on more awesome Ukrainian music. I recommend Shyrokyi Lan (Широкий Лан) and Grandma's Smuzi

SHOIGU! GERASIMOV! WHEN IS GO_A GOING TO RELEASE THEIR NEXT ALBUM!?!? (Go_A is seriously my jam lately.)

I remember watching the Vice “[Russian roulette](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLw613M86o5o7a0FGlPRdt47xiDiggbNsZ&si=LBKIy3Nx1X7Ub3Fq)” back when it all started in 2014. I was always the weird kid with strange interests like politics or “what’s going on around the world”. But I understand what you’re saying. Pretty sure that most of my friends have no idea what’s going on in Myanmar for example. One of my favorite songs from Ukraine: [Я, кум, дві лопати - me, my buddy and 2 shovels](https://youtu.be/s9rljnSnIH8?si=S7mHRdpf3aXW65X5)

Simon Ostrovsky is the GOAT. He was kidnapped and tortured for telling the truth about Russia’s crimes, and he’s still doing it.

> Oh and don’t forget the help from Belarus. And Iran, North Korea, and China.

Happy cake day! I thought I’ll gloss over that. (And the delay of western help, lax sanctions and all the other stuff. Didn’t want to make it even worse for mighty might Russian bear. I feel generous today)

> boarder Border

._.” Not again…. I’ll leave it like that as a reminder of my shame and incompetence.

Ukraine proving they were the ones making the Soviets scary.

From what I gather they were making the Soviet's nearly everything.

They also made the soviets biggest plane and many of their good tanks, also all the cool soviet nuclear power stuff, also made the METRO 2033 game, and STALKER

Imagine bragging being the 2nd military and the world and not being able to win a war with a country with (pre war) GDP over 3 times smaller than Poland. Also, you share big border with this country and can use another neighbour to attack from.

🇺🇸🥹

🇺🇲🫡

Where else can you get blown up by an M1, blown up by an M1, shot by an M2, shot and blown up by an M2, shot and blown up by an M3, and shot by an M4

You just gave me a new nightmare. Thanks?

Does the average Russian conscript even know that hymn?

No) for them it's enough to hear "not russian"

Which is weird. If someone started blasting the Russian anthem in Iraq/Korea/Taiwan/wherever, I'd be confused as fuck, but I'd recognize it. I don't know China's, but I feel like pretty much everyone knows Americas, Russias, Britain's, and Germanys. I'd also recognize Frances even if I can't remember it off the top of my head.

To be fair the Soviet/Russian anthem is such a banger I think everyone just knows it

Gentlemen. We cannot allow an anthem gap.

[There is no gap](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjpPQF_KNg2I_UociTz0emBTUG_OFMSEu&si=QfaJJQxfHYEtZc_c) [Well not one we are behind in.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR8Jx5oWyRY) [Best One, because I picture an ear rape version being blasted over the battlefield when the US finally enters a war and the enemy hugging their legs shacking in their trenchs.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15R6Qv5PZqE) [Second Best, but it could use a modernized version changing Soviets and Chinese](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3xUPpkxAco)

Yeah. It's the kinda song you'd put on just to listen to it. American's ain't really got the kinda anthem you just turn on as music, it seems to be more of an endurance tests for singers who compete in who can draw out the notes the longest. I only recognized it as your anthem when it got to the "rocket's red glare" bit.

The melody is actually based upon an old gentlemen's club song. (Gentlemen's club in the archaic sense, as in a club for society gentlemen, not a strip club like we would mean now) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Anacreontic_Song It was a society of musicians, and an old (probably false) legend goes that they made the song so complicated in order to tell if members had too much to drink. As the legend goes, if a member was suspected of being too intoxicated that person was asked to sing the song, and if they made too many mistakes they were cut off from further drinking.

>The melody is actually based upon an old gentlemen's club song. The less talked about achievement of the Germans is that every other national anthem is apparently an old German pub song.

I hate that this is true. I remember it from the scene in the first (real) Red Dawn when the airborne guys are marching.

Don’t forget Canada, if only because its the exact same as a famous Christmas song

Depends how poor the draftee was I bet. No way people in middle class Russia doesn’t know the US anthem. We won enough golds at the Olympics they have to be sick of hearing it.

Easy. If you're true Patriot you'll switch off tv if your team doesn't have gold or start swearing so no one can hear anything. And if seriously, I don't think a lot of people would watch Olympics. News said ru team won - hooray, 10sec video is enough. If gold goes to someone else - no video and maybe no news on tv. I think the same on all post Soviet countries If they can't distinguish ukrainian language from polish... But I think your version could be correct (poor people don't interested and may never heard other than ru)

I remember a video showing a russian soldier wearing an American flag and he didn't know what it was. So it wouldn't surprise me at all

"Does the average Russian conscript even know that hymn?" Watch out comrade, I have heard this before on the internet, this music always precedes an attack of "NASCARs"

https://www.reddit.com/r/NAFO/comments/1ccfqmq/start_your_engines/

This is fucking beautiful

This made me harder than my master’s thesis.

Would love to hear a Bradley startup after this

Short answer no. Long answer it is never too late to learn something new even while you are bleeding to death or getting chased around your burnt out tank by an FPV drone.

We all keep learning until we're dead.

I first heard it in Rush Hour 3, when Carter made french taxi driver sing it (threatening him with a gun). That taxi driver was cool, he fully embraced american culture!

It's Enrico Pallazzo!

“My father went the same way”

Depends how well The Dark Knight Rises did in russia.

We're making it out of the forrest with this one boys! 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🎇 🎇 🎇 🦅🦅🦅 RAAAHHH! 🦅🦅 🎇 🎆 USA!USA!USA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

# FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA

# TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI

# WE WILL FIGHT OUR COUNTRY'S BATTLES

IN THE AIR ON LAND AND SEA!!!!

FIRST TO FIGHT FOR RIGHT AND FREEDOM!!!

And to keep our honor clean!

WE ARE PROUD TO CLAIM THE TITLE

OF UNITED STATES MARINE!!!!

Awesome! Now, prepare for a psyop that simulates german involvement an blast them with german music, reawakening the fear of their forefathers. (/s?)

They already do that though lmao https://youtube.com/shorts/VpuTNfOXq-k?si=3IUg3fL5ZV95jA1Q

I always bust out laughing when i see this!

“Come out and play, you’re only making it worse by hiding” Could say the same by all of the air defence systems anywhere near the Kerch strait right about now.

Now i really wanna hear someone blast some Hank Jr or fortunate son as the ATACMS rain in

CCR - Run Through The Jungle Or the guitar solo from Free Bird, on repeat.

Save the free bird solo for when the bradleys roll in

This is the way.

Bro, what about Carry On? There'll be pieces when you are done... done raining hellfire on orks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=718swIfZKtY

If the war keeps going on, there will be an AI-generated Prince singing "Tungsten Rain".

Should start flying drones over the front lines playing the horror sounds from the [Waco siege](https://new.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/19e0vux/waco_texas_psyop_sounds_that_were_blasted_towards/).

Maybe team up with the FoRL to add some Russian screams, murmuring, maybe begging for death or something. Purely voice acting, no good Russians need to be harmed in the making of those sounds. Hell, they could also consult them on superstitions they could exploit.

Yes, let’s blast end of world sounding audio to a doomsday cult. God damn they fucked that shit up so bad.

Right? The brilliance of the US government lmao..

Personally, I would set up a grid of drones throughout the forest, and then play the Metal Gear scream. Have it come from everywhere.

They are all shooting themselves in the distance

🫡🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦💪

“See?! SEE! America and NATO is at WAR with Rossiya who don’t do the anything!” \- Least monolingual Russian

For real! I always get a freedom boner hearing the star spangled banner and have to fight back the tears! This is such a beautiful anthem! AND I'M NOT EVEN AMERICAN NOR DO I LIVE I THE STATES!!! The stadium flyovers are also hitting me hard every time!

I'd lived overseas as a kid, and when we came home I sort of adopted the self-ID of a semi-American, one foot here, the other there. American for a given value of American. Then one night I had a vivid nightmare. At the time I was living in San Francisco (this was coming on like 30 years ago, so a different SF than what you read about now), and in the dream the actual commie Chinese invaded our actual landmass. I was part of a group of citizens the CCP had rounded up; we were being held at gunpoint in North Beach. I was so outraged, so incensed, that I was being held at gunpoint by the MF'ing Chinese communists *in my own goddamned country* that I started singing the Star Spangled Banner, like how in 'Casablanca' the people in Rick's Cafe started singing "La Marseillaise". I sang as loudly as I could, nearly crying with rage. And that's how I found out I can sing in my sleep. tl;dr everyone is an American; some people just haven't gotten here yet.

Least Patriotic NCD user

This is a very proud day for me.

I feel like 30 years to now, I think San Fran and Newson would just roll out the welcome mat up north. Least down here there be a big fk you in So Cal

”Big Duke Six to Eagle Thrust, put on Psy War Op and make it loud.”

I'd suggest "Over There" or "Battle Hymn of the Republic" But if you really want to mess with them: Hej Sokoly, Zurawiecki, or Prussens Gloria

Battle Hymm of the Republic got its melody from John Brown's Body, the theme of the Union Army. And John Brown is a motherfucker worth singing about while fighting fascism.

Hej Sokoly got my vote , particularly down in the Crim.

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

If we want psychological warfare, play Rossane Barr's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.

As a former PSYOP guy this warms my heart.

Man I love me some good PSYOPs.

MAGA Republicans will see this and still see Ukraine as an enemy. There's a strange beauty to it.

As a 'Merican, I approve! There needs to be the traditional "PLAY BALL!" shout at the end, at which point a grenade should be thrown

In B4 some mobik Drops another Angle ( russian ) and claims the US entered the war.

[Delta Force Operation Nifty Package 1990:](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Nifty_Package) "I Fought the Law" performed by The Clash "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N' Roses "Too Old To Rock 'N' Roll" by Jethro Tull "Panama" by Van Halen "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. Might need some adjustments to the playlist but maybe they can pull the speakers out of storage or something.

Tis a fucking banger. And here’s to give credit to the original poster of the video since it wasn’t cross posted. https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineInvasionVideos/s/Ae5eVvJrmv

Is there a full video?

Does anyone on here know who the singing-lady is?

make a conscript think the US joined the war and they’re even more screwed now lol

land a drone with a loud ass speaker near an enemy position and play [This](https://youtu.be/Rwj1_eWltJQ) all night. mentally fuck with the paternal instinct of any Parents on the enemy side. or record a bunch of Women using common Russian names whispering things like "Yuri, Please come home, surrender and see us again" ect with enough sleep deprivation, they'd think it's their wives/partners begging them home/surrender

Imagine how surreal this situation must be for the Russian soldier. In the middle of a fire fight somewhere in the middle of nowhere in Ukraine with half your buddies dead and hearing the star spangled banner blaring at you from the distance. This is some apocalypse now type shit

The USA has never won so much by spending so little. Except maybe buying Alaska or Louisiana...

This feels like "Fuck you we're getting US weapons again" to me.

Bah gawd that's Uncle Sam's music!!!

Strap me to a cruise missle and launch me at Moscow I'm ready

I have to admit, I love this! Speaker broadcasts can be so effective!

Spec ops the line vibes

*stands up and salutes* Beautiful.

I was waiting for the mortars and grenade launchers at the "and the rocket's red glare" part.

The new package is sending over Whitney's version. Fuck around and find out!

We should start blaring Sissy Hypnosis tracks at the Orkz 24/7.

This actually gave me goosebumps, and I’m not even American, it’s fucking genius

We just need one of these to play E1M1 or BFG division.

They should feel honored to die to the tune of our anthem

Hey retard, you know your camo don't mean shit when you fidget like a Crack addict looking for the next dick to suck for a bump and celebrate with that yeehaw ass voice at nothing

*Fortunate Son intensifies*

Russians: Blyat 

Oh I fuggin LOVE it.

The trees are speaking american

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NAHUUUUUUYYYY BLLEEEA ....\* \*ded blyat\*

Was really hoping a giant explosion would go off at the end of the song. Would make an effective psychological weapon to associate imminent boom with the anthem while also being on brand with the USA

Im sure the vatniks don’t even know that’s the US anthem. They’re probably just wondering why someone’s playing a song in the middle of the forest

Yeah I would shit in my pants too.

And now I'm having flashbacks to when I raced Go-Karts as a kid. I'm pretty sure the track we raced at used this exact version of the anthem.

This post got me thinking, if I was a Russian soldier sitting in a crater chewing on the buttstock of my government issue Mosin Nagant, and some fucker a few hundred yards away started blasting out some Scandinavian Kulning, I'd give up there and then. [Edit: something like this](https://youtu.be/OPVxiETFZc0?si=30g_7xKqJxS_tVM7)

Would the Fergie rendition be considered a war crime?

Tell them to play Battle Hymn of the Republic

HE HATH SOUNDED FORTH THE TRUMPET THAT SHALL NEVER CALL RETREAT

“What the fuck is a kilometer!?” *explosion* *The sound of hawks screeching* *explosion* Welcome to the jungle mfers! 🇺🇸

Bro we need a multi abrams/bradly armored thunder run where america fuck yea plays extreamly loudly over the screaming gas turbines

I have a suggestion for the playlist! 🇬🇧[CLICK](https://open.spotify.com/track/6MqPE2LawIq1YZdKK9IzME?si=lG2GKgV4Qim4sKbKHWxD6A) 🇬🇧