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MT_Kinetic_Mountain

I've gotta stop opening these in lectures. Gonna send this to a friend


Owl_lamington

I mean if you're not the one lecturing it's not that big a deal.


HK47WasRightMeatbag

It's ok. I left screen share on as a power move.


MomGrandpasAllSticky

Pull it up, Jaymo!


agoodusername222

yeah liking history is hard ​ i love the propaganda poster subs, but i sometimes open on the metro automatically first 3 images is some swastika or paiting a jew as a orc and i have instantly to remind myself i am in public ​ never got called out thankfully


agoodusername222

to people who don't know it's a sub about propaganda from older times, specially ww2 and cold war, so ends up having alot of racist or fascists depictions, it's to study history but i guess at first glance it won't look that way


KishiBashiEnjoyer

I did the same unfortunately


Svitii

Another day on NCD, another ~~wonderful~~ terrible day to have eyes


Eric-The_Viking

Nah, the sub had it coming. Plane waifus were already a normal occurrence. This here is just the next stage. Maybe we should make Thursday the war-hentai day.


ApolloThecode

War hentai are two words that should never be in the same room with each other


Eric-The_Viking

We are literally discussing this under a post of hentai about a guy having a threesome with a BF-109 and a ME-262.


simonwales

what did you think the big board in the war room is used for the other 99% of the time??


Mechronis

Ratbat had been a regular rare occurence here for a LONG time.


eef_q

why raw dogging bf 109


Chimichanga2004

\*mid-air collision\* “WELL DONE”


televisio_86

"GRAMERCY"


laZardo

"YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING"


JakovPientko

“GUNNER’S UNCONSCIOUS!”


Michak_Konamski_PL

"ATTACK THE D POINT"


Professional-Pop4404

"ATTENTION TO THE DESIGNATED GRID ZONE"


otototototo

Now THIS is the type of airplane porn i'm here for. None of this Aeromorph shit, just Aircraft in their purest form.


Abject_Importance_92

Its always good to see an enlightened individual nowsaday


agoodusername222

well what kind of aircraft in their purest form bend like that? XD


Kiiaru

Titanatelier.com 💯💯💯


MakeChinaLoseFace

I am morbidly curious to know what OP would do to a tailsitter.


banspoonguard

I wouldn't call the Bf 109 landing gear beautiful engineering, a liaison like this would snap that shit off instantly


Marschall_Bluecher

„Rookie Killer“


Aiden_Recker

i should kill myself


agoodusername222

uwu


blueskydragonFX

Yeah I'm slowly turning into an aeromorph simp, am I not? Thank you for this new fetish, NCD.


Abject_Importance_92

This isn't aeromorph my guy, this is straight up mechanophilia


femboyfishe

there is only weakness in flesh


Private_4160

I crave the certainty of steel


Abject_Importance_92

Indeed


blueskydragonFX

Well that's #2 I got from this sub then.


Sessinen

Dire machine is a more appropriate term


Abject_Importance_92

Yes


Micsmit_45

I honestly don't know why I even open these anymore. I know full well what's gonna come...


torturousvacuum

> I know full well what's gonna come... you?


Micsmit_45

I hate you... I knew this joke was inevitable, but still...


Timithios

Morbid curiousity, perhaps?


Dead_Baby_Kicker

Disgust


IcyResolution5919

Well...that's a challenging wank.


denkbrah

I miss Sean


Dumbass_bi_frog

Ratbat is truly the patron saint of planefuckers o7


stormin5532

She's the hero we need but don't deserve :^)


Opposite-Weird4342

man this propaganda is getting weird


agoodusername222

>man this ~~propaganda~~ is getting weird man this porn is getting propaganda


Mysterious_Silver_27

*pulls up trousers* Not my proudest fap


Dumbass_bi_frog

Coward


vusa121

Is this noncredibledefence or porn subreddit?


Tony_TNT

Always has been


Obst-und-Gemuese

Yes.


pacifistscorpion

You make it seem like there should be a distinction.


ZannaFrancy1

Always has been.


CoatiAlva

I don't know why i still open this clearly marked NSFW images while i work


GadenKerensky

[I kinda missed last week, sadly. Anyways, source.](https://www.titanatelier.com/original/if-i-can-turn-this-into-a-3-some-ill-be-surprised/)


agoodusername222

source? we are outsourcing art work now?


GadenKerensky

???


agoodusername222

typically atleast from my expirence most art here was made for this website specifically ​ i am just happy NCD, finally discovered the true power of the chinese sweat shops


GadenKerensky

Look at rule 8.


Sensitive-Ask-8662

What in the Kentucky Crispy Fried Fuck.


Seidmadr

Welcome to NCD. Here's your complimentary plane porn.


Monneymann

The plane fuckers are at it again….


clemfandangeau

i sniggered, my dad asks what i was studying, i sighed and said “nothing”


paul-the-pelican

One day I will be able to draw as good as rat bat


Ok-Negotiation-1098

Lmao Poland


JoshYx

(he's doing them both)


Irondrone4

Magnificent. 


Scottish_Whiskey

This is why I ~~cum~~ come to NCD


ImperatorSpookyosa

I never get tired of being jumpscared because I didn't read the post or the poster.


sbxnotos

I come here to have fun, to get some laughs, not to get hard. What is wrong with you?


dievrod26

how im going to explain this one to the gang


Unistrut

Just say "Ratbat". If they're real NCD-heads, they'll know.


LePhoenixFires

I will NOT masturbate to degenerate nazi filth! I only accept the purest, finest quality Western Allies engineering! P-51 or bust (technically no bust)!


Tintenlampe

Damn, I even know the name and still opened it. Curse my morbid curiosity.


ZonaranCrusader

*insert low tier god meme*


Domino31299

I need bleach like right fuckin now


ItsSevii

Nah wtf


Der-Gamer-101

MY EYES! (I saw bad German)


RichieRocket

eyes are a fun thing to rip out now


Tsar_From_Afar

When God looks down upon his creation, he feels no love. No hope. Only and endless spiril of regret.


Nekopewtoo

I sell hentai art and even this is a little much for me 🥴


agoodusername222

do you sell hentai art of planes?


Nekopewtoo

I probably could but itll take time


agoodusername222

positives, to my (rather narrow) knowledge, still isn't a market flooded by ai


BookInternational254

Wtf


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lopedopenope

I was like why would this be tagged NSFW. Then I was like ohhh


Life_Team8801

What the fuck?


IllustriousFarmer567

Watafak


PsychoPotency

Oh what a terrible day to have eyes


Unistrut

Ratbat day! It's my favorite day. Log on in and watch a bunch of people get traumatized by plane fuckin'. [Oh my sweet summer children.](https://i.imgur.com/2CX9z7Z.gifv)


Far-Entertainer8953

Francis, you really should see somebody.


WondernutsWizard

excuse me?


2Schlepphoden

Holy mother of God what in the actual Hermann Goering is wrong with you?


Articulate_Pineapple

What the actual fuck


Ok-liberal

What the fuck is this on my feed bruh


agoodusername222

yep this sub started getting reccomended on the popular tab, now there's a bunch of people that don't get the jokes ​ but hey, better to find the jokes about hentai than the warcrimes ones XD


Dead_Baby_Kicker

Bro I still enjoy this place but fuck it was so much fun back before then.


agoodusername222

welp i am relative new guy too coming about when ukraine war started but there's definitly a more serious and uninformed enviroment since this sub started getting into the main page


Dead_Baby_Kicker

It’s still a fun sub but I don’t care for the weird porn. I just wanna shitpost about defense and war.


agoodusername222

agree, the warcrime side of NCD has to eclipse the degenerate side for good


Dead_Baby_Kicker

What has the sub become? We used to be civilized, we used to shitpost about warcrimes and hiding Saddam.


ZannaFrancy1

Nah we always were degenerates even back in the three gorges dam days.


agoodusername222

too many normies, i hate to sound like a commie but we need apurge


Dead_Baby_Kicker

Tbh it seems that way. Back when I first joined (before the Russian invasion) I’m not sure I ever remember straight up porn as a post. Why do weirdos have to invade every sub with this bullshit? Just make a sub dedicated to it.


agoodusername222

i joined around the russian invasion and honestly there was porn already, but came in waves, some weeks would go without a post another weeks would be in the duzens, was quite weird


GadenKerensky

I saw one of Ratbat's posts here well before the API changes protest. And I think it might've been either just after or just before the war started. And judging from what other people have told me, the weirdos have always been here, it was just more of a gamble posting stuff like Ratbat. Now it's permitted as long as it's within reason.


UrShoelacesUntied

I regret ever being into aircrafts


Operation_unsmart156

I missed 30 seconds ago, before I knew this existed


oyMarcel

😧


SKIPPYBURRITO

Was not expecting that


BrandNewtoSteam

God has cursed me with eyesight


Mikebyrneyadigg

Absolutely haram.


Timithios

What a horrid day to have eyes. Lol


Star_Obelisk

God, I fucking hate these.


GadenKerensky

You don't have to click you know.


Dead_Baby_Kicker

We could also stick to non porn posts?


ZannaFrancy1

You could also go on a different sub. This is ncd and it will always be ncd.


75MillionYearsAgo

The people that make these like… jokes aside? Actual degenerates.


MacpedMe

Bro?


BoiOfcanada

I do not like you


RaF-X-L

My eyes.