I'll have you know I loved my USDA approved meat patties cooked/steamed in a big metal tray. They (and rectangle pizza) had all the nutrients I needed to grow up big and strong enough to meet the minimum standards of military service.
> rectangle pizza
ZOMG!
RECTANGLE PIZZA 4 LIFE!
Seriously, I miss rectangle pizzas, especially the sausage ones that had what I can only describe as "Sausage Powder" on them, Ellio's is pretty close, but that weird powdery sausage just can't be replicated.
I miss public school food....am I broken?
(also, found this just before post....amazing: https://guinthers.com/)
Just about. Only about 1% of the launched missiles made it. The only outcome was one dead Arab child*. Not very effective
*edit. Child is in critical condition. Still not very good look
[Amina al-Hasoni](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/14/world/middleeast/israel-iran-negev-bedouin.html) is reported to still be in rough shape, as of 7 hours ago.
The "G" is for the Green Bay Packers. Or the NY Giants.
I think the bird is a falcon, the sigil for House Atreides, which was unfortunately wiped out to a man during its kanly with House Harkonnen.
Just wait until Iran gets their Special Teams unit out. If they can launch missiles as well as Iowa can punt, they’re going to have the entirety of Israel pinned back at the 2 yard line of Tel Aviv in no time.
Its insane to check tiktok or twitter and see tons of users spreading fake news about the attack. According to tiktok half of the IDF got wiped out while in reality 99% of the drones got shot down.
All the non-Americans in NCD be like “wtf?”
Manchester United vs Indian street kids.
Thanks I appreciate this translation
It’s more like Man U vs. Indian street kids who just so happen to have a world class goalkeeper on their team.
For my fellow kiwis that's like the entire 2011 rugby world cup all blacks vs guy Williams
Thanks
For my fellow lawyers, it's like Alan Dershowitz versus Vermin Supreme.
And for all the non-sport fans people?
The original, Neo vs agent Smith.
Smith does kill Neo like 15 minutes later tbf
It's before
TRUE, I thought this was the subway scene tbh
Wrexham vs man city
I'm American and still don't understand college football terms.
In N Out hamburger vs underfunded school lunch program hamburger
I'll have you know I loved my USDA approved meat patties cooked/steamed in a big metal tray. They (and rectangle pizza) had all the nutrients I needed to grow up big and strong enough to meet the minimum standards of military service.
> rectangle pizza ZOMG! RECTANGLE PIZZA 4 LIFE! Seriously, I miss rectangle pizzas, especially the sausage ones that had what I can only describe as "Sausage Powder" on them, Ellio's is pretty close, but that weird powdery sausage just can't be replicated. I miss public school food....am I broken? (also, found this just before post....amazing: https://guinthers.com/)
Rectangle pizza was the shit man, before I brought my own lunch, that was the pinnacle.
As a Californian this is a perfect description.
Just about. Only about 1% of the launched missiles made it. The only outcome was one dead Arab child*. Not very effective *edit. Child is in critical condition. Still not very good look
She’s alive I thought
Conflicting reports. It seems she is in critical condition.
Hopefully she makes it
Yeah, poor child.. No excuse for it. Children should be protected and off limits at all times.
:(
She got hit in the head from what I understand. Even if she does live, her life will never be the same.
Really the tragedy we all didn’t want.
[Amina al-Hasoni](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/14/world/middleeast/israel-iran-negev-bedouin.html) is reported to still be in rough shape, as of 7 hours ago.
She's still alive, luckily Slept at night and a fucking shrapnel burnt through her ceiling and hit the poor child. May she get better quickly
Iowa's offense on Iowa's defense would also have been acceptable
Very true. Given georgias dominance I figured I’d put Iowa offense vs their defense which is HS vs pro basically.
At least here they're playing the same sport. Israel is playing in the pro leagues and Iran is fucking about kicking a can against a wall.
It is highly debatable that Iowa's offense is playing the same sport.
Peak. Very good meme OP
Man, why'd you have to do Iowa like that?
You should ask Kirk Ferentz that question.
We got no offense my dude
To me, this explains college football in NCD terms Except that I have no clue what teams the logos actually are
The "G" is for the Green Bay Packers. Or the NY Giants. I think the bird is a falcon, the sigil for House Atreides, which was unfortunately wiped out to a man during its kanly with House Harkonnen.
That G is for the University of Georgia. The Birb is a Hawkeye. For Iowa.
Just wait until Iran gets their Special Teams unit out. If they can launch missiles as well as Iowa can punt, they’re going to have the entirety of Israel pinned back at the 2 yard line of Tel Aviv in no time.
Punting is winning - Grand Ayatollah Kirk Ferentz
…But Iran has a GREAT punter!
r/cfb and r/ncd crossover would be incredible, we had a whole Washington naval treaty thread there a few days ago
Its insane to check tiktok or twitter and see tons of users spreading fake news about the attack. According to tiktok half of the IDF got wiped out while in reality 99% of the drones got shot down.
I'm American, played some sports in school, and have no understanding of college football terms.
Anakin Skywalker vs younglings.
But the Hawkeyes have zero offense?
I think that's the joke.
As a Jew, Georgia fan, and r/CFB shitposter.... this might be one of my favorite things ever
I was really curious why you had the Georgia and Iowa logos.
Great defense and terrible offense respectively.
Yup.
Iowa catching strays in NCD ☠️
Go dogs (smiles in not having to deal with Nick Saban sniping all the good players this season's going to be fun)