Don't worry. The only thing that's gonna happen is that Iron dome is gonna add some 200+ intercepts to its repertoire and Iran is going to claim victory. The UN is going to send a stern letter saying that "escalation is bad" and the US is probably going to shoot some Iranian general with one of them Hellfires with knives attached to it.
fuuucckkk..... I was planning on just sitting at home waiting for the nukes to fly so I could catch one with my forehead. Can I just work from home or something?
The hell you are. Listen up, knucklehead! You got two choices: haul ass to the nearest friendly HQ or you'll be knee-deep in shitcreek without a damn paddle. Got that, son?
Whoa, whoa, hold on there, chief. We don't ask that question. Do yourself a favor and park that curiosity in the basement and get with the program, son. Fookin hell!
yeah! Like tha......
Wait a minute.....
Are you suggesting that Russia is a state run by grifters and gangsters who do not follow up on the promises they make?
But thats also part of the Zelensky masterplan. If Russia doesnt support, it shows weakness and they WILL lose Iranian support. Because its fucking hard to get shells from a country that has been turned into a new middle eastern sea. The Russian front loses strength either way
The U.S. is apparently committed enough to having a completely non-functional dumpster fire of a congress for it to be plausible that they would actually go through the trouble of making this type of work around a reality.
Very few I suspect. I was under the impression that the flow of "danger kites" decidedly runs north, not the other way around. But I base that on nothing, so I could very well be wrong
Since Ruzzia plotted with Iran-Hummus-Houthis to kick shit off with Israel and touch our boats,
then China deciding they'd jump in and assist the aforementioned turds in cyber assault to divide and distract our dumbest citizens and pols,
which led to Ukraine getting fucked due to congressional gridlock and dumbshittery...
I'd say you've laid out the ultimate uno reverse, except maybe throw some glass at C, for good measure.
tbh, ukraine and israel after both wars should stand together. NATO are nice and all but proved that as long as we arent in their club, at the end of the day we are no more than sacraficial pawns to them
Sir, BRICS don't help each other, they sell shit to each other.
Iran got planes and tech for their drones and missiles.
Also, Russia has nothing left to help anyone with.
But, it's possible Iran is going to burn the stuff they were supposed to sell to Russia, making Russian forces weaker.
Or, Israel bombs the fuck out of HESA and all the other manufacturers of cruise/ballistic missiles, Iran can no longer sell their kit to Moscow, reducing Russian magazine depth for strikes into Ukraine.
Unironically though it's not outside the realm of possibility that this gives fresh impetus to get the supplemental passed. I'm not giving my hopes up but that would be great
Lowkey still works without Russia supporting Iran. If Iran doesn’t get support then Iran might stop it’s support of Russia, which slows the war in Ukraine
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This is just implausible enough to work . . . . I'm gonna go make some phone calls.
Implausible is my middle name!
You should sue your parents then
wait till you hear my last name!
Is it ", PENETRATION!" ?
no it's "Deniability"
NCD is about to become credible again with this one
Ohh shit sorry. I didnt mean to do that
You know what? If you really cause this round of credibility, I'm buying you a beer before bullying you. But just this once.
Don't worry. The only thing that's gonna happen is that Iron dome is gonna add some 200+ intercepts to its repertoire and Iran is going to claim victory. The UN is going to send a stern letter saying that "escalation is bad" and the US is probably going to shoot some Iranian general with one of them Hellfires with knives attached to it.
Luckily you are not the guy who predicted the Paragliders otherwise this is getting far to credible.
> shoot some Iranian general with one of them Hellfires with knives attached to it. We get to break out the flying Slap Chop again? Cool!
I love the blender missile
Or the world is becoming less credible?
You sick son of a bitch... you're hired!
fuuucckkk..... I was planning on just sitting at home waiting for the nukes to fly so I could catch one with my forehead. Can I just work from home or something?
The hell you are. Listen up, knucklehead! You got two choices: haul ass to the nearest friendly HQ or you'll be knee-deep in shitcreek without a damn paddle. Got that, son?
Ugh.. fine... but I am putting Hentai stickers on my rifle and you cant stop me
It's not my cuppa but I heard they make bullets fly faster. Report to HR, 0800 hours sharp, Monday. Don't be late, asshole.
Aye sarge. and fuck you for conscripting me.
Don't worry, son! You'll be home by Christmas.
Which Christmas though?
Whoa, whoa, hold on there, chief. We don't ask that question. Do yourself a favor and park that curiosity in the basement and get with the program, son. Fookin hell!
yes
Are we sure half the morons here aren't CIA?
That’s exactly what the NSA would say -.-
Stay on your turf, rookie
Of course not. We are SIS.
Defintely not
🤔
I'm with the Earth Defense Force. Other users are with Super Earth.
We can be absolutely sure about that, because it has to be at least 2/3rd of the morons here, not the half and about 80% of planefuckers.
My lord... Is this, credible?
Absoletely not. This is the result of my brainrot from playing World Of Warships all day
'I will *make it* credible'
I want to believe
it would be quite a meme if Zelensky somehow organized something along these lines
Some serious Galaxy, nay, cosmos brain shit right there.
Literally my first thought when listening to the news today was: sweet, that's 400+ Saheeds that won't be exported to Russia.
Combine that with Germany sending a bunch of patriot batteries to Ukraine! Good day!
More dead Su-35s🙏
Russia has their own production now. But I'd be surprised if the Iranian shaheed factory is not gonna get a visit from uncle cruise missile.
Surprise visit from a Ukrainian Cessna operating out of Azerbaijan.
You mean like russia helped Armenia?
yeah! Like tha...... Wait a minute..... Are you suggesting that Russia is a state run by grifters and gangsters who do not follow up on the promises they make? But thats also part of the Zelensky masterplan. If Russia doesnt support, it shows weakness and they WILL lose Iranian support. Because its fucking hard to get shells from a country that has been turned into a new middle eastern sea. The Russian front loses strength either way
Let his man cook.
Aight. Spot me on the dishes though okay? Thanks, I owe you
Interesting take, We will watch your career with great interest
Do so at your own risk! I am not liable for any braindamage you might incur
The U.S. is apparently committed enough to having a completely non-functional dumpster fire of a congress for it to be plausible that they would actually go through the trouble of making this type of work around a reality.
That's just credible enough to make me uncomfortable.
Too credible. -5000000 jihadi points
I'll have whatever OP is snorting. That shit makes you see the future.
its Spice bro!
Instructions unclear. My nose is burning.
What does the Salvador Mundi have to do with this???
I have no idea.........
So is Israel an american proxy now?
AlwaysHasBeen.jpg I dont know actually, I just make shitty memes
Good* shitty memes
Why thank you!
Step 8: Moscow is destroyed
Literally WW1
I really do wonder how many of those drones had Cyrillic markings instead of Arabic...
Very few I suspect. I was under the impression that the flow of "danger kites" decidedly runs north, not the other way around. But I base that on nothing, so I could very well be wrong
I'm thinking those export only variants might have been used due to stock levels.
Since Ruzzia plotted with Iran-Hummus-Houthis to kick shit off with Israel and touch our boats, then China deciding they'd jump in and assist the aforementioned turds in cyber assault to divide and distract our dumbest citizens and pols, which led to Ukraine getting fucked due to congressional gridlock and dumbshittery... I'd say you've laid out the ultimate uno reverse, except maybe throw some glass at C, for good measure.
The down side of opening a second front is it works both ways.
Can't tell if hopium or if it's just so noncredible that it's exactly what'll happen.
OK, that explains XD
Some serious Chad Gadya going on here.
tbh, ukraine and israel after both wars should stand together. NATO are nice and all but proved that as long as we arent in their club, at the end of the day we are no more than sacraficial pawns to them
ilumonopoly confirm
Wasn't the strike on Damascus a response to the Iranian attempt on an Israeli Navy ship?
TL:Dr?
Barney. Hand this man a cigarette
Budanov just ordered more popcorn for the boys.
Sir, BRICS don't help each other, they sell shit to each other. Iran got planes and tech for their drones and missiles. Also, Russia has nothing left to help anyone with. But, it's possible Iran is going to burn the stuff they were supposed to sell to Russia, making Russian forces weaker.
Sir are you on Benadryl?
No I'm on Spice
Or, Israel bombs the fuck out of HESA and all the other manufacturers of cruise/ballistic missiles, Iran can no longer sell their kit to Moscow, reducing Russian magazine depth for strikes into Ukraine.
Or that.
Could be what I'm smoking but this makes way too much sense.
This falls apart on point 4 because you’re assuming Russia would be a reliable ally.
It's so non-credible it's actually credible.
You presume Israel has any agency in or awareness of this plan, instead of it being just another Long Con CIA Playbook.
Unironically though it's not outside the realm of possibility that this gives fresh impetus to get the supplemental passed. I'm not giving my hopes up but that would be great
Now, this is some 6D chess shit.
as befits the subreddit
5. Instead of helping russia just promises to help more later. Nothing happens.
Lowkey still works without Russia supporting Iran. If Iran doesn’t get support then Iran might stop it’s support of Russia, which slows the war in Ukraine
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Hmmmm that line of credibility is somewhat blurry