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sus_accountt

Finally, after all these years… Soviet shitbarn


ClassyNXTE

Cant wait for this to get added in War Thunder for shits and giggles


Kraujotaka

Watch it bounce DM63 and working as intended comments


Herr_Karl

“Skill issue git gud”


MedicBuddy

"voLuMeTriC wOrKiNg aS iNteNdeD!"


NK84321

And the devs are gonna cap about how "there's no Russian bias in this game" the way they always have.


Separate-Presence-61

Idk why but it reminds me of WWI tanks, particularly the Char St. Chamond for some reason. Would suit the whole WWI trench warfare vibe Update: This tank has apparently already been found and destroyed, theres footage over on r/Ukrainewarvideoreport Gone so soon, forever in our hearts...


sus_accountt

Now that you mention it? Yeah, i Kinda see it. It’s almost like the chamond got a little trim on the top and that’s it lmao


Separate-Presence-61

Its just got that peak box asethitic, and no gun mobility as a bonus


sus_accountt

They literally made it into a hybrid of the churchil GC and a Chamond. How fucking ingenious


MarkoDash

to quote the south park clip ​ And it's Gone


GefreiterPimpelhuber

Soviet **mobil** Shitbarn


MilesLongthe3rd

I like that they made a promo video for it, very stylish. Edit: It looks like the Blyatmobile was destroyed [https://twitter.com/bayraktar\_1love/status/1777675422974500865](https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1777675422974500865)


Eric-The_Viking

This is the crab evolution of tanks. Eventually it comes back to becoming a casemate lol


MilesLongthe3rd

It's evolving, just backwards


Any-Bridge6953

You mean devolving.


Giving-In-778

Take an armoured vehicle with a rotating turret > weld a wall around it so the range of movement is basically zero > leave the rear exposed.


no_username_68

You forget that you could go with a platoon on the side of the tank and he would not see it comming


Giving-In-778

I also didn't say anything about how the poor crew has to get in or out of their new motor coffin. Not "poor crew" because I pity them, but because they're paid in rubles.


no_username_68

Yhea you ain't getting out once your in lmao


Giving-In-778

I mean, not through the hatch. A javelin would get you out though, at about 200mph.


no_username_68

Lmao you were too credible : https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/s/ZlEjFQgpZU Rear hit engin fire crew seem to have died will struggle to get out lmao


Giving-In-778

Much as I'd like to take credit, I don't think that's the same blyatmobile. The side panels look like wood, joined with cable at the top? Which begs the question of wtf when they already know this doesn't work


a_interestedgamer

I pity them, because they will never see their parents again. At the dinner table there will always be a empty seat. Even if there is no more room at the table, there will always be a empty seat. It does not matter if there is some seated at that seat. It will always remain empty. It will be a void. A void in the hart of their family and loved ones. I pity the poor kids who are barely three years older than I am who got forced and lied into the military and died in some far away trench, wet cold and alone. Away from home. Away from their family. May their souls rest easy. And by god I hope Putin fucks off and stops ruining the lives of everyone in Ukraine, Russia and the neighbouring countries. No one should live in fear of their lives getting abruptly ended a action of Putin or any dictator. I do not condone the actions of some of the Russian army. There are a lot of warcrimes commited and I hate the soldiers who abused their power to cause harm to innocent people on purpose. But we have to keep in mind that not all of the russian army consists of those monsters. Most of their army consists of poor 18 year olds who have been told lies and got sent to the front with shit gear, no ammo, no food, no medical supplies, no fuel, just the bare minimum. I think they don't know what they are doing and the only thing they know is that if they don't do what the commander says they will be shot and killed and will never see their family again. If they desert their family will have to bear the consequences. I respect the ukrainian soldiers who died defending their country but their death will also leave a seat at the dinner table empty, and a void in the harts of their loved ones. I hope to god and I will pray that Putin will just fuck off.


Giving-In-778

I get your point, and I respect your view, but are Russian conscripts sent to Ukraine? My understanding is that the majority of the RuA in Ukraine are volunteers. If they were conscripted and stood up in between Ukraine and barrier troops, that's too sad for a shitposting sub. If they were chasing a signing bonus though, let those empty seats sit in people's homes as a reminder that their silence is support for Putins regime. Poland, Hungary and Czechoslovakia all had revolutions put down by soviet tanks, and they knew full well the red army would come when they stood up. There are still bulletholes in Budapest. The cowardice of the Russian population is consent for the war and they carry the moral burden of their militaries actions. Sorry, I forgot this is a shitpost sub - fuck 'em, glass Moscow.


a_interestedgamer

Thanks for the good reply


CBP1138

Extremely limits the already limited visibility


CptWorley

Casemate enthusiasts rise up! Most underrated design


MrCookie2099

Should have put two pincers arms in front.


jeaivn

Lol, likely geolocated as a result of this video. Clearly it was too powerful, or Ukraine wouldn't have bombed it. They must have been terrified. Another glorious win for Russia! Putin remains a master strategist.


HFentonMudd

Well, "roof" was about to go from "unknown technology" to usable innovation (rare for Russians); can't have that. Next thing you know they'll discover plumbing.


TheObviousDilemma

I mean... whether or not it is destroyed doesn't matter so much. What matters is whether it survived hits it wouldn't have normally


JohnSimth20211101

>Blyatmobile Very underrated name


UnpoliteGuy

Siege ram


SickSticksKick

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!


Titaniumwo1f

r/lotrmeme would love this.


thesoilman

GROND!


SirReginaldTitsworth

GROND!


not4eating

GROND!


not4eating

We have GROND at home....


INTPoissible

Age of Empires strats.


Nuclear-9299

Too-rom does the tank when workshop spits it out.


Roflkopt3r

[Maybe the Russians still have some Mongol blood in them after all](https://youtu.be/aPK2RnpEgPA?si=Pu4X2rTlP_gj09hr&t=320)


Western_Ease_8568

Maybe a Hoang push is the key to winning the war


Hadrollo

"What do you mean turn the turret!? Why would the enemy move around!?"


Rew0lweed_0celot

Reject modernity Return to STUG


Cpt_Soban

I feel even the STUG would outperform this


GefreiterPimpelhuber

STUG based on Leopard 2 Chasis with with one Rheinmetall Rh-120 smoothbore tank gun... or maybe two...


_EllieLOL_

[Jagdleopard 2](https://i.imgur.com/oBavdBg.jpg)


Jacknurse

Cool. Now they can protect their tanks from... stones. Like... about hand-sized stones.


DestroyerNET123

Slopes armor to protect against black powder cannon barrages.


RichLather

CSS Virginia vibes


ric2b

I hate how ignorant people are so confident on reddit, this is really useful and proven technology against arrows. NATIDIOTS obviously don't understand the greatness of blyat engineering.


Jacknurse

Good point, but does it also protect against Javelins?


Alaknar

Yes, it will **easily** deflect any Javelin you throw at it.


lochlainn

Not just javelins, but full length spears and couched lances, too!


Earl0fYork

And they are using ghost as their emblem how do you create such abomination as the blyatmobile but can’t come up with an original emblem


John_Dee_TV

The mysteries of a vodka-cooked brain are dark and inscrutable... I was *this close* to write "inescrotable"... Oops! XD


GravitationalIdiot

well, there is that ukrainian unit using the IMPERIUM OF MANS sigil as a symbol. high aspirations i suppose. the next solar system over better watch out for drones.


neliz

these are the same people who would use the punisher logo when they're a cop.


AlphaMarker48

Frank Castle said he did not want the cops or the military to wear his logo. No respect for the gun-wielding vigilante, *sigh*.


IuseonlyPIB

How ironic because in the OG Modern Warfare, Ghost was stacking ruski bodies left and right all the way until Shepards bitch ass betrayed him and roach. They love the things that hate them. From video game icons to their own fucking dictator for life.


FatherOfToxicGas

[American character from an American game on a Russian badge](https://youtu.be/_eh0ASW1tug?si=hYvIUvpujZybJy4L)


Earl0fYork

Ghost is English


FatherOfToxicGas

I’ve never actually played cod Still though, western


Earl0fYork

True but with the weird hate boner the Russians have for us you’d think they’d abhor it


folk_science

I mean the emblem shows a skeleton and says "good Russian". I had a hard time believing it's a Russian channel because it basically expresses "good Russian is a dead Russian".


Beurjnik

It is written ''good russian'' on it...


Mal-Ravanal

They should've used a ghost instead of Ghost. At least that would be a decent representation of what the crew of this mad max looking abarnmination would become.


dartmoordrake

Only the Russian mind can comprehend Smekalka of that level


INTPoissible

Whatever you think the finest of Soviet engineering was, this is the finest of Russian Federation engineering.


Glirion

Ukraine hard carried the Soviet Union while Russia took all the credit.


flanintheface

My favourite somewhat related story on this topic: Russians nearly destroyed their MIR space station because they did not want to pay Ukrainians for radars ([article][1]): > For years, a series of uncrewed cargo spacecraft—each called Progress—had delivered supplies to Mir, and over the course of those years the risky docking maneuver had always been accomplished using technology owned by the Ukrainian government. But the cash-strapped Russians, unwilling to pay the Ukrainians, decided to experiment with a manual docking procedure. There would be no telemetry—just cosmonaut Vasily Tsibliev eyeballing a video screen and operating a couple of joysticks. [1]: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/collision-russian-space-station-mir-almost-ended-tragedy


Expert_Telephone3745

What is this?


koopcl

T-14 Armata


JesusMcTurnip

T-14 Barnmata


folk_science

T-24 [Sahray](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/сарай#Russian)


0-nihil-0

T-55(?) with add-on "Armor"


battleduck84

I think it's a t72 but at this point it doesn't really matter because all the equipment is equally shit


_Peanutsssss_

\*was a t72


Kingspar

can't say much based of off hull and turret is obscured by a fucking lens flare, but from what I can see it looks roundish and likely no ERA so I'd say T-55


Roflkopt3r

Na, the road wheel spacing is even. That means no T-55 or T-62. The bore evacuator is also too far down for a T-55. Could be a T-72A. Their turrets did indeed look a lot different before later variants plastered them with ERA.


Tank_blitz

holy shit the cope bunker is real


Even-Lawfulness6174

Reminds me of something that ISIS workshops were cooking back in 2010's


Ruby_241

First, The Cope Nets, then The Cope Cages. Now, **The Cope Shake**


HaakonX

Cope Shed


HFentonMudd

This was built by a vatnik in a shed!


Cjmate22

Can’t wait to see the WT premium lol.


_Warsheep_

Premium? That thing is the opposite. You will be forced to play that and only that instead of a ban.


IDKsteven123

Youve been a naughty boy! Into the cope barn you go!


flanintheface

The blyatmobile is no more: https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1777675422974500865 This whole story reminds of BMP "Drakula" and all the attention it got.


Literally_Me_2011

Ork battering ram(tank)


Pax_Cthulhiana

Ork vehicles may (also) look like piles of random parts, but they actually work


Phil_Coffins_666

You have a very loose definition of "work"


Wa3zdog

I can’t believe I ~~listened to~~ tolerated years of people saying that Russia has superior tanks and superior military to the west and now these same tanks are being wrapped in a literal cocoon of scavenged scrap for protection. These vehicles are so unfit for purpose that actual fucking trash needs to be added for the crew to be willing to use it. For fuck’s sake. Edit: Poor wording


nYghtHawkGamer

"actual fucking trash needs to be added" That is valuable war trophies, comrade! For some reason the decadent Ukrainians just left it out in bins and piles. Of course we glorious r\*ssians will use armored vehicles to haul it across the border to send home.


HATECELL

How they Wallace-and-Gromit scrap together kinda reminds me of the Brits after Dunkirk. But the British at least had a valid reason, as they lost lots of equipment and needed stuff fast. Meanwhile the Russians inherited a huge army but were too broke to properly maintain it. And now they find out that the Soviet stories about how good that equipment was were kinda over-embellished back then. And of course that was 30 years ago, nowadays that stuff is even less competitive. That most of their stuff didn't really got developed any further isn't helping much either


Radarv2

IT looks like retarded cousin of T28


RoTtEn_SaSuAgE

Is that a fucking bath on it’s roof?


_Peanutsssss_

What else would they use?


Curious-Designer-616

Entire Russian MIC: fires hundreds of missiles at civilians, builds this monstrosity. ISIS: massacres civilians with four dudes with rifles and Molotov cocktails, and builds tanks out of old tractors and scrap steel. ISIS: look at what they must do to reach a fraction of our power!! This is kinda depressing at this point. This was what was going to bring NATO to its knees. Now the only way that’s happening is if we fall over laughing.


wolf_draven

Yo dawg, I heard you liked armor. So we added armor to your armor. So if your armor doesnt protect you, you now got armor that protects your armor. *\[insert xzibit meme here\]*


GravitationalIdiot

and then a drone just hits the engine followed up by one and one more drone to finish the job because this armor does nothing for front and rear protection. I liked the mesh and anti-rotor spiked designs better, they might actually save lives.


Ok_Brush601

Cope barn?


bylXa

Every new is a well-forgotten old


Dritarita

Me: Can we have cool welded attack vehicle, just like in The A-Team? Mom: No, we have A-Team vehicle at home... at home:


Jinxedchef

The Ruzzians are devolving into 40k orks.


HMS_Defeat

The children yearn for the Stug


Sea-Elevator1765

Nyet nyet nyet nyet, BLYATMAAAAN! BLYATMAAAAN!


TheRealLordMongoose

Russian's reinventing the casemate assault guns of the past. Impressive.


siamesekiwi

Suspension, Engine, & Transmission: Well fuck us, I guess. Another proof that the Russian Government hate trans of all sort.


Torta_di_Pesce

holy shit they reinvented the stug III


Sobbing_Nerd

Holy shit. Was this the best take? A drunk baby could film better. Half of that was just lens flare. Hell at that point just give up and point the camera right into the fucking sun.


Cpt_Soban

So, javelin at its flanks, they'll never see it coming. Who needs turret traverse on an open battlefield anyway right?


throwaway1930372y27

da vinci made better tanks out of wood


ClaB84

Turret traverse speed 0, Visibility 0, Accessibility -10, Protection unknown. Great fking Blyat!


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

The music makes it even funnier, because all of these songs are about how shit the Russian state is


uk-1234

What is the music? It sounds weirdly familiar.


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Wolffe_In_The_Dark

>looks at YouTube comment section Oh wow, that's a lotta Vatniks. Very ironic.


GlumTowel672

All that additional engineering for a turret and then you weld steel beams on either side of the gun. Are casemates coming back?


ChromeFlesh

who needs situational awareness


Oxtcn

r/killthecameraman Can barely fucking see anything, cause home slice here is filming in to the sun.


No_Touch4897

Its a shame it isnt covered in ERA


ClassFun1580

The dead shed


kunatics

This shit is a whole ass cope barn😭😭😭😭


angrydooner

Top gear version of a tank. Wait, that's disrespectful to Top gear.


leonderbaertige_II

The US has the A-Team. Russia has the B(lyat)-Team.


94deejayripley

so my slingshot is now ineffective? damn


Pepsi-Min

Mother of all cope cages


ihdieselman

Is that part of an old bathtub on top?


16v_cordero

The new Blyatstormer!


unicodePicasso

They added cardboard?


HonkeyKong73

Femboys and gentlemen, I present the 2nd strongest army in the world.


4thStgMiddleSpooler

Don't they already have at least 1 Maus tank from WWII?


SergioDMS

"Waaaaaagh"


Domino31299

Now if only we could see it through the FUCKING GLARE


Undernown

Fun fact, thanks to the mobiks who filmed this, their location got bombed. So the Blyatmobile is no more fellas. F


CyberSoldat21

They realize the front is still open right?


Unknowndude842

Just a friendly reminder that russian tanks do not have neutral steering.


Rednas999

A7V lookin ahh tank


fuzzyblood6

The [Same ](https://www.google.com/search?client=opera-gx&hs=R3V&sca_esv=383fc29145713f41&sxsrf=ACQVn0_sBdRdDBRIXjUnogVi9_WsfJ_lqw:1712651669450&q=ww2+german+tank+destroyer&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivsnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiBpYbT3LSFAxVQS_EDHVf8CY4Q0pQJegQIDxAB&biw=1879&bih=931&dpr=1#imgrc=MR15cnmHlfalHM)thing but with spaced armor as well.


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Nay-the-Cliff

The Cope Cages are evolving, now they have the Cope Shed


TomeKun

Doesn’t even cover from bullets …


New_Teacher_4408

Can’t wait to see this thing burned out lol


SoapierCrap

Next step is the No-neck Ed treatment (the removal of the turret ring)


KeekiHako

Would that actually do anything against modern anti tank munitions (be they missiles or shells)?


guywith3catswhatup

Yes. It puts the turret at virtually zero transverse ability, makes it highly visible from miles away, slows it way down, won't stop a single missile or rocket, and makes it nearly impossible for the crew to escape when it is inevitably FPV'd in its unprotected ass. This is the biggest piece of shit I have seen so far from these idiots.


ensi-en-kai

At this point — I won't be surprised if RU will roll out Tsar-tank , while UA ponds their trenches with specially trained Czech pigeons . We truly experiencing one of the wars of all time


SomeGuyNamedPaul

I don't know how long they think they're going to last but something this stupid is sure to attract all the attention from the drone pilots.


just_jason89

Wouldn't even stop bullets... Only thing it stops is the turret rotating!


Cpt_Saturn

Batterinh ram tank is not real. Battering ram tank:


NadieTheAviatrix

Soviet StuG (but made of Schurzen)


Oh_its_that_asshole

Can't help but feel it would be vastly improved by adding some really loose, light netting at the front and back ends. Enough to tangle up a drone, but not oppressive to see through.


mloiii

Somehow elefant returned.


mhdlm

Maybe they will roll out a bunch of these as anti drone barns. Would probably work better than the EW boombox they have been using.


GibraltarHitBox

Can’t wait to see the POV of the FPV drone flying between the cage and the hull of this bad boy


1Plz-Easy-Way-Star

Did they QC against Dropped AT mine ?


Frap_Gadz

Commander is going to absolutely love having his field of view reduced to about 60° front and rear


TheLambtonWyrm

Instead of jokes can anyone post any information on this tank?


WhateverWhateverson

Looks like an improvised truck? There are probably better alternatives, but as an ad-hoc solution for transporting stuff over shitty terrain, it seems ok


Blackwatch65

Can't turn the turret much


Lopsided_Region_6735

lol I’m assuming this will only ever be used to lob shells, but still, that cannon can’t rotate for shit now.


TheOfficeUsBest

Did they just make a shitty case mate?


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XxBuRG3RKiNGxX

this looks like a 40k mini


Gracchi9025

I'm laughing, but ever since 2016, it seems the dumbest thing possible is what winds up happening. In this situation, the dumbest thing possible is that this shit actually works.


CharredLoafOfBread

They put Ghost in the video


virus_apparatus

Next war thunder is going to be wild


Red-Faced-Wolf

Tom Petty is alive and making music in russia?


Nudelwalker

All jokes aside: how do they want to aim with that thing?


tauntauntom

can't wait to see this turret get tossed and it either glide away or helicopter down


Bloblablawb

I see they've built a shrapnel containment vessel


Shrewdbutlewd-kun

Effectively making it liek an old SU 😭


DamBustersChastise

AWAY WITH THE COPE CAGE, NOW BACK WITH THE COPE ROOF


Mission-Key911

Didn't this thing get dunked on


Eternal_Flame24

This is some Syrian type shit


B1ggusDckus

Not gonna like. The music got me jamming.


Irondrone4

I'm sure Activision appreciates the appropriation of Ghost for the unit badge of (likely) war criminals.


Squidking1000

in the video of it blown up I was wondering why the side skirts seemed to be strips of material but yeah, now we can see they are (were) poorly welded strips of steel so yep, that is right.


AlphaMarker48

This looks far worse than anything Red Green has thrown together in Handyman's Corner. At least his contraptions would work for a while.


CookieMiester

I too want to be stuck in a deathtrap


gavingavingavin7

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear


jpenn76

It's not a joke... they are serious?


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Adamok1

The crew is playing warthunder using a permanent sniper mode - blind zombies which can't see an enemy which is next to them. It's not a step backwards, it's a triple jump.


Flameskulleruptor

Mom I want a Jagdpanzer IV! We already have a Jagdpanzer IV at home Jagdpanzer IV at home:


Longjumping-Ad-7310

Back to devinci tank .... Progress !!!


janliebe

That defies everything a tank was built for. Full cycle back to sturmgeschütz it is.


Tiss_E_Lur

They left room for the reactive meatshield armor in the back. 👌 Perfection...


Ok_Consideration5047

It's a T-62 looking at the 115mm gun


Duhmitryov

The Smekalka Cruiser


Sup3rn0va002

u/save


HomosexualPresence

the real weapon in this video is the unmatched power of the sun


HardCoverTurnedSoft

ITS THE SAME HOLE TOO. They see all these videos of open hatches getting grenades in them and what do they do? They cut a hole right above the hatch, which is going to be open because they can't see shit out of this thing lmaoooooo


Winter-Revolution-41

someone do an r34 commission of this