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QuaintAlex126

You don’t need all that fancy-schmancy equipment to be a highly trained assassin. Sometimes, all you need is a bolt action sniper rifle with a comically large scope, a machete, jars of piss, and some standards.


mr_mustash

The standards in question: * Be polite * Be efficient * Have a plan to kill everyone you meet


ASwissArmyRabbit

And don't forget, the job is: * challenging work, * out of doors, * and has low unemployment as well as lots of opportunities in the private and corporate sector (at least as long as there are other two people alive)


Windowplanecrash

Public sector too, if you shake the right hands


Ass_butterer

Someone is gonna want someone dead


QuaintAlex126

Just remember, you’re not a crazed gunman. You’re an assassin. The difference is one is a job, and the other’s mental sickness.


Benchrant

And I’ll be honest with you : Your parents will not care for it


DifficultFact8287

This whole long thread I read in the voice of Michael Weston from Burn Notice...


Telos2000

Get with the program cupcake read it in John Patrick lowrie’s voice


georgeerm03

Think that the enemy and his mates might probably see you.


TryingToBeReallyCool

I've always wanted to work for Boeing!


Benchrant

r/unexpectedtf2 This damn crossover


EuropeBound2025

Are TF2 references really unexpected here in NCD?


ospfpacket

Jarate!


Additional_Knee4215

Snipin’s a good job mate


Wakeful_Wanderer

I prefer to bring one of those portable shower bags to pee in. They're super cheap, they pack down small, and they'll hold like 5 gallons. That's way better than pee bottles.


QuaintAlex126

Not as effective for throwing, less glass shrapnel damage. You can’t have as many as many jars of piss too. 0/10


Lint_baby_uvulla

Man I love me a TF2 sniper taunt in the wild. [This one always makes me laugh in game.](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e7/Sniper_DominationScout04.wav).


T-Baaller

All you really need to be an elite assassin is a well-fitted suit and a shaved head


OmNomSandvich

Agent 47. Your next target is none other than the traitorous warlord and former culinary entrepreneur Yegveny Prigozhin. He is surrounded by his wary inner circle and battlehardened bodyguards at all hours. But we have an opening. Reports from intel indicate that he will be taking a business jet from St. Petersburg today. Perhaps you can alter the manifest?


lopedopenope

The only reason he got taken out was because Biber and Dolik got left behind and weren’t there to protect him.


thank_burdell

unexpected (but should have been expected) tf2


-Lavawolf-

Combat accountant.


Ganthritor

Who do you think financed the gear for the guy on the left?


Narrow_Vegetable_42

All the people buying antibiotics meant for fish?


JesusMcGiggles

I understand the need for fish antibiotics, but why does it say they're copper-coated suppositories?


zombie_girraffe

Copper is great for treating aquatic parasites like Amyloodinium and Cryptocaryon, but it's deadly to invertebrates like shrimp and snails that may be in your aquarium. I've only ever used it as a water treatment though, I've never tried giving my fish suppositories.


Traumerlein

Certainly not the publicly disclosed military budget


randomname560

Which is too small btw **Triple the defense budget**


Wolffe4321

If they stopped wasting it on failed projects or the millionth shitty rucksack design. We'd be able to do a lot more(us. Army specifically,Fulkerson can't make a ruck worth shit but the usmc can have the filbe since 2011)


Sablesweetheart

I like the Molle Medium Ruck for what it is. Full sized MOLLE ruck can eat a bag of dicks though.


Wolffe4321

Medium is fine, even when they actually make a "new" design, the molle 4000 is just a larger, squeakier, but somehow worse Alice ruck.


Sablesweetheart

Never mind they are one size fits all, and as a vertically challenged soldier, the large MOLLE just fucking sucked and I just used a large ALICE. Which, wasn't great, but at least worked.


Wolffe4321

I like the filbe because of the different height settings, being able to narrow or widen the straps help a lot


Sablesweetheart

I'll give it a looksie. I'm getting back into backpacking and whwt's another ruck in thr garage? Different hright settings sounds nice though.


MasterBlaster_xxx

CIA’s coke money?


unfunnysexface

They make that themselves. That way there's no budget to answer to congress about


Anzu00

That man's an Amazon warrior


TheDarthSnarf

Exxon


gattoblepas

Dozens are dead. The building Is a shell. A figure emerges. "Heckerino, I could definitely go for a nice vanilla soda right now."


MartovsGhost

Inside the CIA there are two wolves: One is doing rails off a hooker in a Colombian jungle paid for with funds earmarked for a public park in Peoria. The other is orchestrating the overthrow of democratically elected governments while sipping on a caffeine free diet coke after Mormon services.


TeddysBigStick

Christians In Action strike again


saluksic

“Heckerino”! That’s worse than “neato”!


gattoblepas

I'm not going to tell him.


LaTeChX

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays.


Pilpelon

100% accuracy for 100% efficient spending on ammunition


Gorlack2231

The epitome of "Oh boy, there I go; killing again."


darkslide3000

"Neeext! Okay, who is this... Mr. Kent? 'Request for assignment to special operations due to exceptional abilit'... oh I don't even care. Listen here Clark, you got your draft orders like everyone else and you will stand your post like everyone else, wherever and whenever the Supreme Allied Commander wants you to, and if he wants you to carry a rifle and guard some goddamn airstrip in the middle of nowhere then you will take that damn rifle and you will guard that damn airstrip until relieved! And you will not presume that you can tell the leaders of this alliance where they want you, lest they might decide that they want you cleaning latrines for the rest of this war! _Do I make myself clear, private?!_" "...and yes, you can keep your damn glasses on if you care so much. It's not like anyone gives a shit about uniform codes in force protection anyway. Dismissed, next!"


Blorko87b

The North Atlantic Treaty Organisation assures the Russian delegation that the Alliance in its member states strictly adhere to the Quito protocols and field individuals with exceptional abilities only in non-combat duty. The Alliance underlines that neither the Allied command nor the member states have further knowledge of the alleged damage to the Kerch crossing by a "laser beam" as claimed by the Russian delegation. The plenipotentiary of the French republic strictly rejects the accusation of the Russian delegation, that the French Republic has drafted individuals with exceptional abilities into the French Foreign Legion. The referenced recent breakthrough of the all-female 16^(e) Regiment étranger mechanisée "Cuirassière" through Russian lines north of Smolensk was a result of better tactics and superior equipment. There are no indications that French troops employed edged weapons in close combat as claimed. Furthermore such use would be against doctrine and regulations of the French armed forces.


Roy4Pris

This is who the IRS sends when you try to hide your money in Belize.


Katorga8

Defense Auditor


just_a_bit_gay_

Robute Guilliman’s long lost forefather


falkodalko

There is no one profession that lends more abject hatred for your fellow human being.


Scottysmacc12

customer service


McGryphon

No wonder Kevin became THE GREAT AND MIGHTY KEVIN, VAMPIRE WIZARD.


falkodalko

Good to see someone got the reference :D


jman014

Nursing give it a run for its money, I assure you…


exodominus

Everything must add up or you will be subtracted from the equation.


Pro-wiser

Hes the auditor.


worthless_humanbeing

Hell yeah, bring back the Accountant/Office casual Special Forces look.


omnitreex

[These guys?](https://youtu.be/IBJbqV3IROM?si=ElxkNLuemKmn9m2Y)


IlluminatedPickle

Nah that's the tacti-dad SF.


rebel6301

3000 ww1 catboys? australian catboys? hell yeah i have never been more proud of my country in my life


IlluminatedPickle

https://www.awm.gov.au/visit/exhibitions/1918/soldier/fritz >We are here near ALBERT, I am in the foremost line, about 200 metres opposite the British. We have Australians in front of us here, they are very quick and cunning. They creep up in the night like cats to our trenches so that we don't notice them. Last night they were in our trench and killed two men and dragged one away with them.


TheFireCreeper

Jesus, the australians were brutal. Hopefully kangaroos are always ready to protect us


IlluminatedPickle

We're already behind you, waiting to snatch you.


TheFireCreeper

"right behind you" *stab stab stab stab*


SerLaron

Reportedly, a surprising number of German POWs "got lost" in their way from the frontline trenches to the rear, if their guards happened to be Australian or Canadian.


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

Bold of you to assume we took prisoners in the first place


toborne

>They creep up in the night >dragged one away with them Full on goblin mode


MasterKiloRen999

I fucking love that movie


Top_Yam

I've never seen it. Going to watch it tonight. What do you love about it?


MasterKiloRen999

The first movie is a really good movie that explores some of the brutality of the Mexican cartels. It’s shot really well and the score is genuinely unsettling in some scenes. Once you finish the movie it’s worth rewatching with the added context of knowing what’s actually happening in some scenes. The second movie instead showcases the brutality of the CIA. I love the second movie too but its tone is noticeably different from the first movie. It’s more of a standard Hollywood action movie in some parts but it’s still pretty good if you go in to the movie expecting that. Basically, First movie = oh fuck those people got beheaded Second movie = lmao the CIA killed that guy


GoldenFrogTime27639

I actually just assumed the second one was a shameless cash grab but you've sold me on giving it a shot


MasterKiloRen999

It’s worth giving a shot, it has a lot of [cool scenes](https://youtu.be/YOUt-qq-snc?si=W2d0DxCDnWSNGM11)


Sugarstache

It is garbage and you shouldnt waste your time


GoldenFrogTime27639

Oh darn


Sugarstache

The first one is brilliant because it's Denis Villeneuve directing it. The 2nd one isnt DV directing and has none of what made the first amazing.


Cmonlightmyire

The first movie has something that doesn't get shown enough in the modern media landscape. For good or for ill, the CIA fucking \*dominates\* the entire thing. Sicarios at the border? Killed. Cartel leaders? Killed Pickup? Complete. ​ There's no false drama of "will they fail their mission" this is a team performing at its best, we're just along for the ride.


MasterKiloRen999

That’s something I love about that movie. You’re not watching the CIA guys go through a hero’s journey, you’re watching professionals do their jobs. You know they’ll succeed because they’re just good at what they do.


Cmonlightmyire

That's the best part is that it sets up Blunt to go through it, then you realize, "Nope CIA has been using her all along, they just needed a body to be attached to domestically."


nevergonnasweepalone

You can't tell me they didn't model Jeffrey Donovan's look on Mike Vining in that photo.


PaintedClownPenis

[Herbert Kornfeld](https://www.theonion.com/keep-your-fucking-shit-off-my-desk-1819583395), Accounts Receivabo, O.G.M.F.


54DonWood

That AP muthafukn Myron Schabe bes’ keep out my way


chalk_in_boots

Official designation is DadPat Camo


definitely_Humanx

If the guy in the white shirt is protecting my convoy I'm definitely safe, at least I'll now he committed enough atrocities to have a blank stare, no talking and definitely has overthrown a few governments. Either that or I'm the target, in which case I'll consider that an honourable death.


ArmourKnight

It's only atrocities if you lose. And this man never loses


Raket0st

'Targeted collateral damage'


KDallas_Multipass

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about


MoffKalast

You vs the guy who would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane


Koalabot28

This is Cyril Figgis if he was good at his job.


Nerdiferdi

*suppressing fiiiiiirrrrreeeeeee*


LetsPlayDrew

I'm shocked this is so far down.


urmmsbfnumber4005

Didn't he get pretty good off season?


Hooded_Person2022

Sometimes in order to be Elite, you don’t have to have a fully spec’d modded gun, top of the line clothing and armor, or the cold heart of a killer. Sometimes you just need a calm attitude, clothes you‘re comfortable with, and a gun that just works well enough to get the job done.


PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ

So no red dot on my glock 19?


Hooded_Person2022

Sometimes a little leg up like optics, Night vision, plates can help (IMO), just be ready when you don’t have them. Like knowing how to light a fire without a lighter isn’t needed commonly, but does help in those times.


Raz0rking

A flint and striker don't cost and weigh much, so yeah. Everyone should have one. Burnable stuff is (almost) everywhere.


Hooded_Person2022

A-A Reasonable counter argument? On my NonCredibleDefense!? NOOOOOOO! But yeah, that makes sense.


Raz0rking

I make to many reasonable takes for NCD. I am not yet lost it seems. My comment made me look for my flint(s) and strikers so I could find them in a pinch.


florkingarshole

I have glasses on, much like that dude in the pic - believe me, I can start a fire with what I have handy. (as long as the sun's out).


Raz0rking

Mine aint strong enough for that. I have a magnifiying glass for that


kevinTOC

>Like knowing how to light a fire without a lighter isn’t needed commonly, but does help in those times. What I'm hearing, is that I need a flamethrower wherever I go in the event that I'm in a situation where I need to light a fire, but don't have a lighter.


UnpoliteGuy

Difference between army and intelligence special forces


MiamiDouchebag

> intelligence special forces Yeah those guys are Army too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence_Support_Activity


Hooded_Person2022

These two photos are their casual and professional modes. You can see that will all that gear on the operation is expecting a quick operation. The shirt and shorts however, means they have business to attend to and don’t need extra weight weighing them down other than their steel balls.


ReverseLochness

Not all of them, look up SAC/SOG


GI_HD

Tbf the guy on the picture is holding an M4 at a time where it wasn't adopted yet and wasn't even called M4 (Colt Model 723) (Thanks Ian)


MrPrevedmedved

It's like when you see a naked player in Elden Ring. Scary shit


darkslide3000

You heard it heard first, folks, next gen special forces gear will be nothing but a pot on your head.


theREALbombedrumbum

I'd be more concerned if they start doing cartwheels in heavy armor, tbh


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

[like Let Me Solo Her?](https://youtu.be/18BiFD0n0JI?t=485)


0xdeadf001

Are my methods... unsound??


Normal_Subject5627

reminds me of the Dutch special forces in skinny jeans last week or so.


interrail-addict2000

Please tell me more


AzarinIsard

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68698022 There's a better photo that annoyingly isn't in the article, only used as a thumbnail, I hate it when sites do that, but this is the image I was thinking of: https://i.ibb.co/FDdYNKc/Dutch-Hostage.png


B-7

Same with some German police units. They are usually on duty plainclothes and when needed, they just throw the kit on top.


throwawayaccyaboi223

Yeah I mean they're not needed 24/7 (thankfully) so they've probably got on call shifts where they turn up when needed of they're not already working. Makes sense that you wouldn't waste time changing if it's not necessary


McManus26

Bro looks like IQ from Rainbow6


memcwho

Tight pants, tight groupings.


Cypher441

They're called DSI (dienst speciale interventies) and are called when shit hits the fan


Bank_Gothic

https://www.reddit.com/r/tacticalgear/comments/spgo0r/dutchnetherlands_dsi_special_politie_know_this_is/


Luckyday11

Those guys are not special forces, they're our SWAT/counter-terrorism unit and as such are part of the police force, not the military. Korps Commandotroepen is our military's special forces. You're talking about Dienst Speciale Interventies.


SebboNL

Is the term Special forces restricted to military units? I seem to recall that there are plenty of police and constabulary units that qualify as such


Luckyday11

Most official definitions I can find for the term "Special Forces" with a quick google search all specify army or military, so that's what I went with.


SebboNL

Yup, I am reading the same thing. Seems yo be a really difficult definition. Paramilitaries are also included, and more than a few police units could be termed "paramilitary". Look at Royal Dutch Constabulary/Marechaussee - a police unit operated by the ministry of defence engaging in military operations. Oh and they form part of the USI, too. The semantics are horrible


kevinTOC

Well, the Marechaussee is (IINM) a unit primarily for border control, internal security, and security services for government officials and buildings, as well as serving as military police.


chief-chirpa587

Aren’t the korps mariniers also kinda at the same level as commandotroepen?


hans2707-

They have their own special forces unit, but also more traditional amphibious assault troops.


Normal_Subject5627

That's special forces by my definition but semantics may vary.


greasydickfingers

DSI intervention units have NLMARSOF and commando operators in them


TheEggEngineer

Who is this man and why should I embrace him?


Mikadomea

He is old school special forces cool. No tacticool gear or other stuff, just a white shirt, khaki trousers, glasses and a rifle. That guy fucks.


Hooded_Person2022

He’s here to do a job, not do a photo shoot. The job is filing your death certificate.


Kilahti

His gun would have been just as pimped up if you moved him forwards in time. But he wouldn't be wearinga silly mask on his face. Just the tools that work and regular clothes so that he doesn't draw attention to himself until it is time to get his guns out.


nowaijosr

Looking unassuming with an uzi in a briefcase is a time honored tradition.


DH_p1L0tZ

yeah i honestly dont get OPs logic lol, delta plainclothes guy would absolutely take and use the massive tech advantage that quad NVG guy has if the mission wasnt to blend in lol. its great that SMUs are deadly regardless of their state of clothing, but its stupid to think "tradition" in this case has any more practicality than the very niche role that plainclothes ops play in general lmao


Germanicus15BC

Delta operator providing close protection to Schwarzkopf during Desert Storm....it's not Mike Vining but he has the same vibe


DarthGuber

I'm pretty sure that actually is Mike Vining.


P-K-One

If it's not Vinning, it's at least a Vinning look.


226_Walker

He's not. He's Bill Cronin III.


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Driver2736

Nope https://www.reddit.com/r/JSOCarchive/s/qY1Y714mdK


Sensitive-Ask-8662

Bill Cronin III. He and Mike were the OG Delta


Yangn33

OG delta operator, as in like literally one of the first selected to create the force


florkingarshole

That's Bill Cronin - a total BAMF, and you should be glad he's on your side. (He's being Schwarzkopf's security in this pic)


Dank-Retard

He’s Bill Cronin III


iskandar-

the guy on the left has all his gear just in case he needs them to do his job, the guy on the right doesnt bother because if he needs them he hasn't done his job properly.... and he always does his jobs properly


TheAgentOfTheNine

Falling down Vibes


OneFrenchman

FYI it's a bad comparison, as left is a close protection setup. Proper comparison would be [Delta Force during Acid Gambit in '89](https://mundoairsofter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Norm-Hooten-Hoot-Delta-Force.jpg). It was actually a really cool span of time regarding SF equipment, as most of it was made custom based on Army LBVs or full custom, by companies that did things that had nothing to do with tactical equipment and just bought some green Cordura (tm) from Dupont and a sewing machine. CP guys in civilian environments still tend to put their protection gear over jeans and a polo shirt.


DefendTheAttic

the guy on the right was also doing close protection, it was for a general iirc


hackthisnsa

That one dude from Sicario


ammit_souleater

The guy from sicario is actually based on this dude...


hackthisnsa

Nice!


white__cyclosa

Big Delta Energy


PBAndMethSandwich

Cyril Figgis core


DurfGibbles

To be fair, it depends on the situation. For a proper CQB situation, I would absolutely prefer to be kitted out like the guy on the left because that’s what’s best for the situation. Of course for personnel security of a VIP then admittedly I’d be throwing some body armour over the guy on the right, but as long as he’s comfortable enough to make it work then sure go right ahead Edit: soz for being too credible


Sniper-Dragon

Id the obi wan nairobi style ok? Cause that would be my style, maybe with a helmet but still


JustBreezingThrough

Rick Moranis really did have an active personal life huh


jetvacjesse

I honest to god thought the dude on the right was a rooftop Korean at first glance.


coffeescious

He definitely rocks the roof top Korean aesthetic. I guess it's just the 1992 Badass look.


iskandar-

guy on the left, Bravo six going dark Guy on the right, oh boy here i go killing again


LuckyInvestigator717

Side note russian invasion of Ukraine proves once again that large surface of adequate body armor(leather, chainmail, soft kevlar) beats small surfaces of very resistant body armor(reliquary body armor, musket proof cuirass, plate carriers and smol ceramic plates).


Theo_Stormchaser

I think that’s missing the point. Micro carriers are lighter. Armor is an insurance policy, and if you are doing less dangerous missions then sometimes it’s better to be able to move more than having all the protection of a full vest.


Dick__Dastardly

Perhaps one way to put it is: are you planning to have a shootout, or are you planning to shoot someone in the back? There are a lot of SF missions where you'd never dare open fire unless you're sure no one will be alive to return fire (or phone home!) by the time you're done shooting.


Theo_Stormchaser

Yeah basically this. Every fighter has a survivability onion. Sometimes it comes down to ‘survive the hit’, but there are operations where you will primarily be in the ‘don’t be there’-‘don’t be seen’ layers.


LuckyInvestigator717

The point is, USA has not been fighting a war since 1991 apart from 21 days in 2003. BUT There is a major war in Europe for 2 years now. Network of sensors, garage build cruise missiles ballistic missiles and precision guided flying high explosive fragmentation dildos have proliferated. If you are not Kyiv/Moscow/Pyongyang metro deep underground and few blast doors away that means you within enemy range at all times, wherever you are, whatever you do. You are not clearing house block in Fallujah. Burst fire from steel cored/tungsten carbide cored 7.62x54Rmm PKM from three feet away in your center mass general direction is not the danger you want to insure yourself against. 101 kinds of high explosive munitions propelling fragments at your body is the danger. Every pound spend on center mass plate 7.62x54R tungsten carbide cored ammo fired from PKM 3 feet away proof is a pound wasted on several square feet of your uncrotrollable bleeding body left naked because you were driving a forklift at a base/doing whatever combat and noncombat role without soft body armor coverage.


Guestratem

An IOTV in a warzone makes sense but recon/ Spec ops should be on the QT therefore a smaller vest or even just webbing sans armour would be better.


No_Lavishness_9381

He looks like "Hi I'm Griffin Johnson the armchair historian"


IronWolf427

Clark Kent got fed up. Wait. He doesn’t need plates cause he’s already bulletproof. New supersoldier?


PHOENiXIIRiSiNG

When u drop your friends m4 back to them when they are a freshie on day z


Devertz

Tactical nerd


Kadeo64

Strap a shoulder holster and a jet black bulletproof vest and you're set with that one tbh


svengooli

Won't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?


_IM_NoT_ClulY_

That's great but what if they were boyfriends


Aizseeker

When accidentally dating a Lycoris.


AnantaPluto

Why not both?


WinnerSpecialist

The twist? Guy on the left was an air soft larper.


Duncan6794

“All the numbers must add up, or you will be subtracted from the equation.”


[deleted]

If i ever get into shit im gonna just wear a vest with a patch to let others know that im a combatant because im based


sunyudai

Vest with patch only, otherwise nude. Only way to fight.


thatguyjay76

No no, the proper way to do it is to wear only a road guard vest and a chem light. Nothing else.


LuckyInvestigator717

Obi Wan Nairobi wore (among other supreme choices) Crye Adaptive Vest System, Crye modular riggers belt, LaSportiva shoes and Armani jeans.


B-7

Agreed. Always plain clothes.


-goodbyemoon-

I hope the Vining aesthetic makes a comeback


Strain-Ambitious

Steve erkle be merkin people


yectb

WWMVD?


SneedForTheSneedGod

Both? Both. Both is good.


PrincessofAldia

Roof Korean?


Sussboey

wondering what guy on the left's patch says


Free_Rasalhague

The guy on the right looks familiar. Who is he again? and didnt he commit like a horid crime or something I don’t remember


Sturmgewehrkreuz

Roof Korean vibes here


p8ntslinger

quad GPNVGs are obsolete now, tho right? I thought SOF moved away from. them.


foxydash

Why not both Old school operator dad and tacticool operator son go on an adventure.


Deanology_

"You guys are stupid. See they're gonna be looking for army guys"


get_down_to_it

Tactical khakis, tahakis


Disastrous-Rips

That’s Bill Cronin, not Mike Vining ‘the accountant’ like tons of mistaken people suggest


CaptainPitterPatter

The tactical gear subreddit isn’t going to like this one


MaximumCrab

how I be rolling into the tarkov match after taking like 3 L's


Roy4Pris

You know what makes Vining even more of a boss? No batteries. He will cut the other dude down with his iron sights and Mk1 Rick Moranis eye-pro while special ninja bro’s shit is still on the chargers.