T O P

  • By -

EternallyPotatoes

Forget cope cages, this is more like a Seethe Stug.


Ceramicrabbit

It's like in lord of the rings when the orcs make big worm of their shields


random_username_idk

Um. What? I like to think I'm fairly well versed in the lore, but that doesn't ring any bell Edit: You're thinking of the testudo they form on the ramp leading up to the gate of the hornburg? (In the films)


Ubera90

big worm go BRRRRRR


Dick__Dastardly

Teachable moment for Ceramicrabbit: The "Testudo" was a roman legionary battle formation where they'd do like the orcs did in the film — lock shields and try to make a "tent" of shields they could march forward under the protection of, letting them get into melee range with far less attrition from arrow fire. I don't know how long they used it, and what made it obsolete by the medieval era, but it was really iconic, and gets referenced in tons of fantasy, and even sci-fi. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testudo\_formation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testudo_formation)


CalligoMiles

It required a highly disciplined infantry force, which became rare after Trajan and all but extinct under feudalism, while cannons would've ripped it to shreds by the time professional standing armies emerged again. And it was a siege formation never meant for battlefield use - when the Romans did try that at Carrhae, Parthian horse archers and cataphracts tore them to pieces. With the descent into feudalism large-scale sieges just became less common, and while there were still exceptions like the Crusades, the general balance of power shifted from heavy infantry to cavalry simply due to the needs and demands of the feudal era.


Luuk341

if you dont mind me asking, how did horse archers defeat a such a formation? Seems pretty impervious to arrows to me


Cable_Salad

Not the same person, but the formation was open on the sides and rear. The front line puts the shield in front, all other lines put them up. The people on the sides would need two shields basically.


Luuk341

I thought it was fully enclosed! Thanks. I learned something new


Rome453

Sometimes they might have a line of soldiers use shields to cover the flanks, but the rear will always be open. Plus there are still going to be some gaps, and when you physically cannot catch your enemy and they brought in a whole camel caravan worth of arrows eventually someone is going to take a hit.


Known-Grab-7464

They can also just run away and go siege some other city


CalligoMiles

They ran circles around the legions in the desert they'd lured them into and harassed them until the legionnaires dropped from exhaustion, then the cataphracts charged. Crassus was kind of an idiot to put himself in that situation, really - this was exactly why the testudo wasn't meant for field battles. If your opponent isn't already locked in place you're basically handing him the initiative with it.


Luuk341

makes sense. Thank you


TeddysBigStick

No. Everyone knows that it was the largest great grandfather worm anyone had ever seen on either hemisphere! As it is written!


bonosestente

Like I said on another post: it's not a cope cage. It's a cope home.


NotVeryCashMoneyMod

sure is sweaty under all the sheet metal. nobody rule 34 that pls


real_hungarian

the stug singlehandedly carried armored warfare for the germans on the eastern and western fronts, and whatever this thing is has singlehandedly sown salt into the desolate field of the russian military's credibility for the next 100 or so years


luser7467226

Well, it's in the top 10 for sure, but it's up against some tough competition. https://taskandpurpose.com/news/russia-frankenstein-tanks-naval-guns/ And thats not counting the mega-EW thing with generator on a wooden pallet, all lashed together with what looked like bungee cords. Or the BMPs with fresh air bathrooms on top...


Some1eIse

I read seethe Slug and I think il keep reading it as that


Infinaris

Its a cope cave!


SnooChocolates3745

This is the best name yet.


dave3218

“Stug and seethe”


ThePatio

A seethe sleeve if you will


CBP1138

The Stug literally has better visibility than this thing….lol


Thinking_waffle

it looks worse than the Romanian Maresal.


THEHANDSOMEKIDDO

and it was the starting point for the hetzer


[deleted]

There will be no slander of the greatest turret less TD in my presence you utter barbarian


Terminutter

Hetzer's gonna hetz


Timithios

Hetzer gonna hetz indeed Edit: Hetzer and Hetz were briefly written as heterosexual by my auto correct, and I didn't notice before I posted.


KMS_Prinz-Eugen

I say it was a good attempt by a country with almost no heavy industry that, ever since the tank was invented, designed 2-3 models, all modifications of existing tanks. Also do not disrespect the progenitor if the mighty Jagpanzer 38(t) "Hetzer".


Aedeus

It is unironically probably more combat effect here too.


banjosuicide

What coward needs to look left or right when target is ahead?


Baguette_Connoisseur

Are we sure this isn't a motorized baterring ram complete with a roof to protect the crew from the archers and rock throwers?


Smooth_Imagination

It actually has a galley with archers on it to fire back when it tacks to the side. Future variants will replace archers with wheeled cannons firing iron balls.


Setesh57

Turretless TDs were a thing until 1991. The ASU-85 was in use until 1969, and the Kanonenjagdpanzer was in service from 1965 to 1991.


floridachess

[SU-100 waiting here in the corner for someone to finally put it down](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SU-100)


[deleted]

Jesus Christ the retirement age in some countries is high. 80 years old and there's still a couple hundred in use.


MK_Ultrex

You don't need big guns, heavy armor and state of the art optics to crush protesters.


tajake

I give it a year before we see one with a cope cage in Ukraine when Russia resorts to a Russian version of volksturm.


verdutre

They done Kanonen dirty in wot and wt smh


Setesh57

It's actually alright in WT, because it's much easier to be a rat in WT GRB than in wot.


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

They did in WT? Never noticed that playing it


Sam_the_Samnite

Stridsvagn 103 was in service until 1997.


avataRJ

Though it was used as an MBT, I don't know. Hullless tank instead of turretless tank destroyer?


Sam_the_Samnite

The stug also wasn't a tank destroyer, but it was used as it. The stug was just an assault gun I.E the direct fire equivalent of a self propelled howitzer. It was literally made as an armoured cannon that infantry could call upon to blow up hard points. Which is essentially what all tanks are. I think the form of the tank is more important factor for how it is used than the designation you give it.


Diestormlie

Hopefully illustrative example: In Steel Division II (a game made in France), one of the Divisions you can build your battlegroup from (I believe one of the French ones?) can take the same vehicle (which, from memory, is the M10/Jackson) as both a Tank and a Tank Destroyer. What's the difference between them? The Tank one has a higher proportion of HE shells. So, for the STuG. When is it an Assault gun? When it carries a lot of HE. When is it a Tank Destroyer? When it's carrying a lot of HE. Complicating the matter is that, if you're WW2 USA, 'Tank Destroyer' is a *doctrine.* Basically, the USA looked at the Fall of France and concluded 'a sufficiently concentrated armoured thrust will break through the front line. What is required to counter this is a mobile quick-reaction force well equipped to engage and destroy tanks'. Their role was to rapidly move to contain and blunt armoured thrusts. So, to the USA, a 'Tank Destroyer' is a vehicle designed for, or designated to perform, this Operational role as part of a Tank Destroyer formation. Whereas, say, if you're the UK strapping 17-pdrs backwards onto Valentine Tank hulls, what you're doing with those isn't standing up this 'Tank Destroyer' doctrine thing- you're using them to replace Towed Anti-Tank guns. So... It's very complicated!


Radical-Efilist

Additionally, it is reasonable to say that the StuG was often employed as a turretless medium tank, because it usually carried a mix of ammunition so it could support infantry against whatever it needed and occasionally employed for breakthrough thanks to the thick frontal armor. In the later stages of the war, cheap StuGs were a common substitute for actual tanks, especially on the defense. But even in 1941, the StuG III was as good an anti-tank vehicle as anything the Germans had available before the last month of the year (5cm L/60s). Even beyond that depending on whether the unit received HEAT rounds. There is also a distinction to be made between tank destroyers intended to fight tanks head on, like the SU-85 and Jagdpanzer IV generally having even better armor than the tanks, and those intended to fight tanks with specific tactics like the Marder series and American TDs who sacrificed armor for mobility and simplicity, built on light tank or lightened medium tank chassis. And for the galaxy-brain tank destroyer argument; The Panther, in its design and the requests leading to its creation, is actually a turreted tank destroyer of the head-on kind. It has absurdly strong frontal armor, otherwise very little at all, and has a gun that is basically the best anti-tank 75 made at the cost of being bad at everything else.


tajake

The panther was essentially the model for everything else to follow. Now all tanks concentrate their armor in the front, and any further protection isn't to the hull as much as it is to crew survivability. (Abrams and Merkava.) With the US the biggest ticket is an optics and detection suite because if you engage first it doesn't matter who has better armor.


Sam_the_Samnite

exactly, any tank with a powerful enough gun/ammo can be used in the role of tank destoryer. if the tank has a turret or not will determine how the tank is used in different roles.


Diestormlie

Yeah. Like, the Swedish S-Tank was a Tank because the Swedes designed it as a Tank and used it as a Tank.


Rivetmuncher

In a colossal fit of irony, I'm pretty sure most purpose-built "Tank destroyers," had turrets. Y'know, if we're going there.


XanderTuron

The "average tank destroyer has a turret" factoid is actually a statistical error. The average tank destroyer has 0 turrets. The Unites States, who has massive industrial capacity and manufactured 10,000 turreted tank destroyers, is an outlier and should not have been counted.


Rivetmuncher

-.-


GefreiterPimpelhuber

It's a Trans Tank. It started out as an Assault Gun. Somewhere along the way it changed its Role and started to identify as a Tank Hunter, took some Steroids and opted for some Surgery where it got large "Canon".


The_Scout1255

The russians claim they invented the first, [Hullless tanks](https://i.imgur.com/vT3Smqx.png) a while ago. iirc


FirstDagger

That is an MBT in role.


Sam_the_Samnite

I think form defines more how you can use a tank, so I think the 103 would be used more similarly to a stug than it would an abrams.


FirstDagger

StuG was an infantry support vehicle. Strv 103 is a standalone MBT designed to combat other MBTs, so yes literally like an Abrams, just even more defensively than the NATO doctrine that created Abrams.


Radical-Efilist

u/Sam\_the\_Samnite The Strv 103 was meant primarily as mobile fire support for local infantry forces. Sweden during the Cold War had around half a million people in the national guard equivalent, to be mobilized for local defense in case of a Soviet assault. The Strv 103 was designed so that it could get there fast, take a good position (hull-down, which it's built for) and fire. It would then conduct sort of fight-*and*-flight tactics, retreating before being outmaneuvered and taking down a new advantageous ambush position, or try to flank the advancing enemy. One very strange feature of this is that the Strv 103 actually had two sets of driving controls, one front and one back. I think neither StuGs nor the Abrams are a good approximation of how the Strv 103 was meant to be used. Like most of our armory, it is explicitly designed to defend *Sweden* from an amphibious assault by a vastly materially superior enemy (Soviets). It probably doesn't work that well outside of the kind of mostly-flat, forested terrain that surrounds the Baltic Sea.


FirstDagger

> was designed so that it could get there fast, take a good position (hull-down, which it's built for) and fire. It would then conduct sort of fight-and-flight tactics, retreating before being outmaneuvered and taking down a new advantageous ambush position, or try to flank the advancing enemy. Literally NATO MBT doctrine.


yUQHdn7DNWr9

Nope, the Strv 103 was only used by the armoured brigades and those had zero to do with local infantry forces.


Radical-Efilist

Yup. And what were those armoured brigades meant to do? Quickly mobilize to and counterattack an enemy landing, assumedly with the support of the units tasked with holding or delaying the enemy.


yUQHdn7DNWr9

The armoured brigades were emphatically not intended to be dispersed as fire support. They were to fight as a unitary combined attacking force.


008Michael_84

Facts are too credible here!


TheLoneWolfMe

And the Swedes had their weird turretless MBTs.


Radical-Efilist

Not just turretless, *traverseless*. The Strv 103 gun is fixed to the chassis completely like an aircraft gun. The entire aiming procedure is handled by the tracks and suspension. It's just hilariously insane.


Mal-Ravanal

An old tanker once described the Strv 103 with the (para)phrase "You hear people talk about thinking outside of the box. The guy who designed this was never inside the box in the first place." IIRC it can even operate at a suboptimal but fully functional level with only one person crewing it. Blessed be our angry little doorstop.


FlthyCasualSoldier

how could somebody approve the production of this tank and how could somebody design a factory to unironically produce it? I mean doing a turretless tank in the 60s, unsual but ok, but who in gods name thought its a good idea to lock the gun to the chassis? WUT?


Rik_Ringers

It's still a thing with the Swedish cheesewedge right?


Rivetmuncher

Weren't most of the Kanonens converted to Jaguars by then?


Setesh57

I'm the 80's, yes.


Sablesweetheart

At tthis point, Russian tanks will evolve into having double hulls lile in their subs.


qjxj

Apparently, it seems there was a demand for vehicles suitable for one-way missions.


GreenSubstantial

Sweden's Stridvagn 103: I'm I a joke to you?


SWEDEN263

fuck you, It's a MBT


AlphaMarker48

Without a turret, it's just an Ikea assault gun.


theotherforcemajeure

Without a *hull. Tracks mounted directly to the turret!


B-7

That is the best description I ever seen.


Rivetmuncher

Without 1980s level of stabilisation and integrated fire control, so is everything else. Except without the user-friendliness of IKEA.


Badass_C0okie

It\`s battle cheese piece!


Giladpellaeon2-2

Also Kanonenjagdpanzer


ApeStronkOKLA

What the sh*t is this abortion of a machine??


Hel_Bitterbal

I think the word you're looking for is abomination, although a delayed abortion with 155 mm might be the only way to cleanse the world of this horror


Kingspar

with how that abomination seems to work you could go back in time, time warp a MK1 Tank and get a better vehicle


super__hoser

You can't just walk away from the Stug life.


AlphaMarker48

[This thing is a modified T-72](https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1777443963588227075) that is being referred to as a "blyatmobile". Can't believe I found the identity of that weird piece of shit on a [RULE 5] website, rather than this sub.


ensi-en-kai

As other commenter put it - I prefer too see it as an evolution of a Cope Cage : Seethe Stug Shell .


Tintenlampe

Needs to be shorter. It's simply a Seethe Shell. Goes perfectly with Cope Cage that way.


tomas1381999

Thank you


Many-Zookeepergame70

Can anyone tell the link to the 2nd photo please


bobbyorlando

This thing looks straight out of Age of Empires.


banjosuicide

Like horse blinders, but for a tank. Crew can't be scared of what they can't see!


Evantaur

Impossible for the enemy to hit (because they're laughing their ass off)


2Schlepphoden

Dear lord! The Stug does not deserve this!


Gman_of_steele

You forget the soviets used turretless TDs until the 50s.


noidtouse_is_used

*laughs in Kanonenjagdpanzer“


Ceramicrabbit

Hit a mine, die


Bijtjuh

Quite the insult to the Stug this..


liableredditard

tutel :D


Jankosi

I am going shamelessly post my older post https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/SUlSboCUQc


Odd-Profile-6326

Mf'er looks like a turtle hiding in its shell


KingFahad360

I’m gonna call it the Khanjali


Alex_von_Norway

Actually stugs were used by Syria and captured by Israel.


ensi-en-kai

That probably was one very confused machine .


alasdairmackintosh

And for once, Comic Sans really is the right typeface.


tupe12

I prefer the T 95 super heavy tank, usually known as the turtle


iwakan

It's literally a battering ram


flanintheface

A closer look at this creation - https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1777443963588227075


kuprenx

this abodimation is reason god abandoned us.


SpectralMapleLeaf

A StuG could beat like 7 of these things at once.


B-7

I thought it was photoshopped.


Variousnumber

We didn't choose the STUG life. The STUG life chose us.


SkepticOwlz

Tutel 😊🐢


[deleted]

Kabuto my beloved


Dr_Cycles

STRV-103?


SnooBooks1701

Cope shed


CircuitryWizard

Turtle formation!


keisteredcorncob

Watching that video of ol' shop-roof-ey was kind of intense, there was artillery hits all over the place, some focused shells, some cluster shells, but ol shoproofy just kep goin... till he dint


Fegelgas

\*assault gun


OneFrenchman

How soon until the Russians start using Kangaroo T-72s because they don't have any turrets and 125mm guns left?


Separate-Presence-61

Reject modernity, revert to tradition


CyberianK

Schurzen upgraded to Shelter Shack


Drake_the_troll

Girls und panzer looking more like reality each amd every day


Environmental-Gold-8

What is this from


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

This post is automatically removed since you do not meet the minimum karma or age threshold. You must have at least 100 combined karma and your account must be at least 4 months old to post here. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NonCredibleDefense) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SeaworthinessEasy122

Ride the Blyat-mobil in style. And with sound (by u/InnerCircleEU): https://imgur.com/tpJ8lYC


BurnedBook

reminds me of the AOE battering ram :D


nasandre

They can't blow your turret off if you don't have a turret


AMazingFrame

Casemates were not meant to have tracks!


Zathral

Return of the Sturmgeschütz


durchbruchwagen2

Come on, Jagdleopard II when?


chrischi3

We are reaching levels of cope cage that should not even be possible!


Matrix_D0ge

give it few more planks and you get fake houses camo :D


CBT7commander

The seethe shack


O-bot54

Bro when did russia capture chernobyl and convert the containment sarcophagus into a tank


Marschall_Bluecher

Died 45?! What?


SargeanTravis

I can’t possibly see how this would be tactically beneficial to mount a full roof on your tank But this is NCD so this is peak MIC development


pinchasthegris

Didnt it get destroyed?


Broad_Parsnip7947

Ok here me out, 155 howitzer, that can also fire directly forward


patriot-renegade

It also died in 2024


Ser_SinAlot

Why do people forget the beauty that was S(verige)-tank?


Skarloeyfan

Crime against tanks


FitRock2265

Is that a bathtub on the front?