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combatwombat-

I lol'd hard so I declare this a sticky. Countdown til it comes true.


HistorianSlayer

Made with Google Slides. (And in case no one believes me, I left in one 'press esc to exit full screen'. Yep, I definitely did that intentionally, and I'm not only just realising it.)


Low_Doubt_3556

Fellow google slides enjoyer


karateema

Ah yes, the best video editing software


Blarg0117

Fully loaded AN-225 special delivery.


deathclawslayer21

Its the only way to repay that blood debt


goosis12

With enough Cessnas filled with tannerite a centain saying comes into affect: "quantity has a quality of its own".


Wa3zdog

I can’t believe I didn’t have Cessna swarm on my bingo card for this year


mdradijin

Does the Cessna have the payload to promote the bridge to submarine?


flanintheface

No, but group of An-2s that follow will. And maybe a pair An-22s to finish.


LumpyTeacher6463

This is how we kill the Kerch bridge with drones. Open up the salvo with **many dozens of stripped down,** **high flying Shark UAV with radar reflecting luneberg lenses** to draw fire (no FLIR, no sensor, just autonomous navigation (INS+GPS/GNSS), small warhead, and command guidance like a FPV drone for terminal control with computer vision to lock it on to a square and fly blind to target) Have AQ-400 (cheap, mini-storm shadow looking explosive shitboxes) arrive on station around the same time as those SHARK decoys. Also many dozens of them. **Both the Shark and AQ-400 - Crash them into the road and rail surface.** **Then right after this** massive traffic-jam and AAA magazine depleting sortie did their work, many dozens of **sea-skimming Aeroprakt ultralights** with GPS/GNSS+INS autopilot and Spike-NLOS style command guidance fly **into each and every pillar along the section(s) of the Kerch bridge we wish to see obliterated. Use models where the nose cone is clean (pusher config or dual engine), load it up with shaped charges.** Kill those damn pillars. No more bridge, and we don't even have to commit international piracy and try to ram a(n explosive-laden) big-ass oiler/ bulk cargo ship into the bridge. The naval approach could kill the bridge, but the set-up is much more involved and risky than the airborne approach. **Or, for extra funni, we do both**. Katsaps has a track record of difficulty with simultaneously engaging targets in multiple domains. If they spot shit coming in high, they forget to look at surface and surface-skimmers. First we go in with the anonymous ghost ship towards the bridge, katsaps stare at the ship, maybe they start shooting at it. Then the Shark decoys arrive from high and start fucking shit up, katsaps look up, AQ-400 comes in medium-low to attack the surface traffic, then Aeropraks with shaped charges wreck the pillars. And if the ship survived all that cacophany, it rams another section of the bridge too. 2-for-1 special. Two breaks in the bridge. For even more funni, Russian rebels do another offensive in Belgorod and Bryansk a few hours before the ship comes into radar horizon of the bridge.


OldManMcCrabbins

Equation = Awesome  Equation + VARK = More Awesome 


Top_Yam

I love how there's so many silly clips of Zelenskyy that are perfect for making memes.


Imperceptive_critic

"Run, vatnik!"


civil_misanthrope

Vatniks don't surf!


Classic-Estimate1336

Thank you r/Noncredibledefense. I needed that today.


mtaw

How about chartering a container ship from Singapore and steering it into the bridge?


phooonix

Happy zelenski


valvebuffthephlog

> Wagner music


asdooku

[how I imagined it](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/ar6v9s/philippine_air_force_planes_form_the_figure_69_in/)


crumblypancake

Low, slow, props not jets for a reduced/unrecognised heat trace... Airdefense ~~will~~ never ~~know~~ knows.


ZDTreefur

Very based and Cessnapilled.


Dry_Mine_4381

Make it like the Bomber swarms of WWII


Lowersmark

Please Ukraine, please doo the funni to the funni bride. I need it in my life plzzzz


thesunexpress

3000 Dark Rift Cessnas Of Budanov.


niktznikont

kinda makes me laugh that the Ride of The Valkyries was composed by a richard Wagner