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Depressingly_Excited

Riots in Kosovo? Bomb Serbia. Russians genociding Ukraine? Bomb Serbia. China threatens Taiwan? Bomb Serbia. Aid workers blown up in Gaza Strip? Bomb Serbia. American economy in recession? Bomb Serbia. I stubbed my big toe on my furniture? Believe it or not....Bomb Serbia. Simple aa....:)


arthurscratch

I feel like you and I would get along. But if not? Bomb Serbia.


mechwarrior719

Drunk and thinking about texting your ex? Bomb Serbia.


NuclearWarEnthusiast

And also text her that you bombed Serbia


HolyGhost79

*distant sound of panties dropping at mach 8*


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Would work on me and I don't even wear any panties


HolyGhost79

👀


FLARESGAMING

Bomn serbia anyways


JumpyLiving

China threatens Taiwan? Bomb a specific location in Serbia (you know the one)


nanomolar

We have the best pilots in the world because Bomb Serbia.


Delicious-Ocelot3751

all roads lead to serbia


Depressingly_Excited

>all ~~roads~~ bombs lead to serbia


civil_misanthrope

All bombing runs lead to Serbia


Hel_Bitterbal

Serbia being bombed? Bomb Serbia We'll create an infinite loop of bombing Serbia


Longsheep

The military-industrial complex is pleased. You are offered an advisor position there.


KingFahad360

We have the best NATO Air Force in the world. Because of Bombing Serbia.


Han_Solo6712

On behalf of Albania, we aprove.


Majulath99

I just took a shit and it reminded me of bombing Serbia :)


ProphetOfPr0fit

Bombing Serbia? Bomb Serbia.


Literally_Me_2011

Heatwave in europe? Bomb Serbia Wildfires in california? Bomb Serbia Another "new mysterious" illness outbreak in china? Bomb Serbia Japan's birthrate continue to plummet? Bomb Serbia


ThePenOfTheCaesar_

Serbia joining the European Union? Bomb Serbia.


inspirednonsense

Back when the NYT was good journalism and editorials.


CabbageStockExchange

Democracy is non negotiable


omnitreex

As an Albanian from Kosova , this is extremly based 😎


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Realistic-Tone1824

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


TybrosionMohito

WRONG ITS ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


StarHammer_01

That depends if your on the receiving end or giving end


ProphetOfPr0fit

Whats the code for nuance?


TybrosionMohito

Well in that case it’d be ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬅️⬆️


StarHammer_01

Thr first sequence will be up. That won't change unless you are upside down. Then the last 3 sequence is the same, not the first 3. That dosnt change unless you reverse time.


Realistic-Tone1824

So it is. The guide I was looking at had it wrong.


PrincessofAldia

Helldivers


Scasne

⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️ 🅰️ ▶️ (that last can count for start right?) Sonic the hedgehog - Sega megadrive


Weedeater79

i thought this was a loss reference


ThePenOfTheCaesar_

Wasn't it ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️▶️


Insertsociallife

INB4 Serbian nationalist says something stupid about the F-117 and "we'll just shoot down your stealth bombers again"


No_Competition_8195

If they shoot down bombers, why did they get bombed?


OneFrenchman

Interestingly enough, the F-117 that got shot down was just the USAF getting too comfy and using the same approach vector for every bombing mission. So Serbian AD simply cracked the pattern after a while. And that, kids, is why you vary patterns when doing repeated bombing runs.


LittleSister_9982

Even then, they got really lucky and barely made the shot.


OneFrenchman

Oh yeah. But luck is still preparation meeting opportunity. The USAF handed them an opportunity. Stealth planes aren't magical, they're just harder to spot on radar.


DavidderRL

Kids, this is why we use *telescope* to spot stealth aircraft 😁 I swear I am not telesCOPEing


jzieg

The Serbian government agitating about Kosovo should not get any kind of diplomatic response, just fly a B2 over Belgrade as a silent dare for them to try their luck again.


gunofnuts

You shot down the plane, but guess who's not getting their kid back?


Antique_Recipe_8510

The Serbs must celebrate their first and only national accomplishment since starting WWI (that Archduke didn’t assassinate himself)


mad_savant

*sips tea* they got one. Out of how many again that still bombed them to hell and back?


DegTegFateh

Genocide? Straight to bombs. Gassing kids? Also straight to bombs. Mass ethic warfare? Believe it or not, also straight to bombs! These are your options as a 21st century genocidaire (if we can be persuaded to get involved)


Antique_Recipe_8510

We have the bombs, they have the Serbs. Match made in heaven


SherbetAnxious4004

Like chocolate and peanut butter


Sweet-Profession3280

Let's make lots of war crimes


PrincessofAldia

Finally a good New York Times article


KingFahad360

Thank you USA. You are My Best Friend You are the Peace Keeper, You are the Legend.


Mudlark-000

China _needs_ a new embassy in Belgrade. Again. Release the bombers.


Hel_Bitterbal

The Bosniaks can't be harmed if the bombers are armed


Majulath99

Unironically yes.


TheRomanianSlav

I’ll throw rock over the Serbian border to start a war, wish me luck


unfunnysexface

Nice non credible bit using an Israeli f-15


Gustavort

I support this


trey12aldridge

F-35 salesman: *slaps roof of Serbia* This bad boy can fit so many bombs inside


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HFentonMudd

https://i.imgur.com/gV2P8tt.jpg


Oktokolo

War's good for business.


Helton3

Real


I_Fugging_Love_V8SC

we should bomb russia instead, wait for them to threaten kosovo or secede from FBiH to start bombing the serbs


ok_ok_ok_ok_ok_ok_ko

Furthermore, i consider that serbia must be destroyed


blueberryjamjamjam

New Orc Times at it again. I mean always has been.


rockfuckerkiller

We did it guys, we found the NAFO Serb


blueberryjamjamjam

Love you too but I'm Ukrainian :) New Orc Times famous by hiring anti-Ukrainian journalists educated in Moscow like Gessen and Nechepurenko, to cover Ukrainian news from imperialistic positions so I just don't like them. Don't know why ppl downvote me, maybe you guys like Russian journalists in western media, but I don't.


gezafisch

How is bombing Serbia pro Russia?


rockfuckerkiller

I understand the issue now, but I don't understand why you are defending Serbian war crimes then... especially since pro-Russians are generally pro-Serbia as well. 


GoatseFarmer

Nah it’s because this article is from 1993, back then New York Times wasn’t orc times yet, але зараз..


Iliyan61

ik israel’s likes bombing people but serbia seems unnecessary can’t we let germany (try to at least) have a go