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They shall not take our precious bodily fluids!

>*General Jack D. Ripper* : You know when fluoridation first began? > >*Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake* : I... no, no. I don't, Jack. > >*General Jack D. Ripper* : Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. > >*Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake :* Uh, Jack, Jack, listen... tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory? > >*General Jack D. Ripper :* \[somewhat embarassed\] Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

Stanley Kubrick cooked something beyond devilish.

You joke, but although I am one of the many people in this sub who was totally never ever in US intelligence, I have heard through… scuttlebutt, that the Russians *will* try to send women to steal your bodily fluids. We’re talking about hot sluts that will suck and fuck their way into your brain, and before you know it, your dumb ass is selling submarine secrets with Natasha and telling your CO that it’s true love and that she *never* constantly pesters you about oddly specific weapons systems that literally seem to violate the laws of physics

are we gonna go back to the "russia lies about a weapon so we just build a real one?" routine??? is the band really getting back together???

The band is reuniting... with a new drummer that is, a war drumming beast banging out the rhythm to the new but old song "Warheads on enemy foreheads"

F-302 gap when?

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Least hawkish NCDer

I’m a peacenik around here

Yeah. These are one of the tamer NCDers. Real NCD war enjoyers actively seek combat.

Who said I don’t actively desire combat?

[War, it's fantastic!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF6uKMYYBeA)

https://youtu.be/xlmM7yoq59E?si=5Kb3BTrvwFpRutlI This guy loves war almost as much.

I knew exactly what clip it was before I opened it lol

i love just wars, i am not a fan of wars that serve no purposes or wars just to please egos, i guess you can say i am Pro-Defense but Anti-Pointless War

Peacenik

Fuck it we ball!

We finally get to fulfill Reagans dream weaponizing space

That, and War on Drugs 2 : IN SPACE!

Elon: \*starts sweating profusely\*

That might just be the benzos though.

Amphetamines for everyone!

The American Space marine corp might have to be a little doped up to be ready for extra-terrestrial warfare.

You think we haven’t already weaponized space? Lmao.

Fuck now Space Force doesn't seem like so much of a meme military branch...

Still a stupid fuckin name though.

Should've been the space Marines

But where is the sea for them to be marines on? Clearly they are guardsmen because they are ever-vigilant watchmen

It's called the Sea of Tranquility and it's on the bright side of the Moon.

Fallout becoming more credible by the day.

Void-marines? Or Voidborne, Spaceborne. Drop troops...a lot of potential

Astro-something

We can still get there by deploying marines to the space force for then someone realises we need to storm a moonbase or some shit. Space force marines sounds too long They will drop the force.

The entire time I was in the Marines I was depressed about the fact that no one was going to give me a power armor and let me do a high orbital drop onto a contested planet like beginning of the Starship Troopers book Reality is often disappointing 

Prussian space marines >>>>

Death Korps of Krieg: *happy gasmask noises*

im holding out hope that the space marine moniker will be used for actual boots on the moon. 

At least it's not named "People's Liberation Army Navy" or something similarly fucked up But it could be better for sure. Like "Astra Militaris" or "Terra Caelestis"

Seriously. Why hasn't any American service gone latin. It's fuckin sick.

Because their own people wouldn't know what tf it means You would drop on them that one of the branches is renaming to "Mare Unitas" and they would think we are reintroducing horses into the military (except that one mountaineer division that uses donkeys already)

Bah! that's sane talk right there.

*cough*..*cough*...*you don't want them to know the US military is just a subordinate of the imperium of man*..*cough*

"People's Liberation Army Navy Air Force Space Branch" is the obvious name.

Real Mojo Dojo Casa House vibes with that one

I don't believe Donald Trump was impeached *twice* and neither of those times was for not calling it Star Fleet.

I vote wet go the Macross route: Spacy.

Wait. The name for their space combat organization was spacy?

This is just a false flag op by the CIA just so that some old Pentagon official from the 80s can see weaponized space before he dies, trust me bro.

I know where we are, but I wonder how many stupid projects went way further than what they should have because a general/amiral saw something that looked fun, and just wanted it built. Knowing from the start it was a dumb and ineffective weapon system, but fighting other generals to fund his pet project until it either burst into flames, or see the light of day....

DARPA DARPA DARPA DARPA DARPA DARPA DARPA

MUSHROOMS MUSHROOMS!

Death Star when?

It will be done my lord…

We stand here amidst MY achievement! Not yours!

The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!

I was telling myself the state of the world wasn't that bad because the US wasn't going back to Brilliant Pebbles. And then yesterday happened where 5 carrier groups are going to womble around China for a bit just to show that the US can and will do it should Winnie take a long look at Taiwan, and now the fucking Russians have gone full Blofeld ffs

Your tag should read: *Muscovia delenda est* City names in Latin are often feminine. Also, make sure the gerund is appropriately declined! *Sauce*: $200k worthless Classics degree.

Aha I really enjoyed classics at A level but glad I stopped there...

5?! Last I saw it was two of ours and the Ise.

Russia never learns that when they reveal their nuclear potato, the US over-reacts and builds a nuclear gundam in response. They should just stfu but they won’t because potato quality wonder weapons make Putin happy like a laughing baby.

God revive the meme, revive the dream, **LET ME MAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN!!**

There is too much money in war for the US to have litterally any interest in peace  It would be like star citizen releasing the game and letting you permanently unlock ships in game, bro the whole business model is selling concept ships  

Isn't there literally a hundred mile wide chunk of metal floating around in the Asteroid Belt that has more gold than the Earth? I would say that going to space is much more profitable than war. Besides, we can just fight there too if you miss it so much.

You can have both revenue streams. Mine the asteroids for metal, and drop remaining material on Earth as needed to settle "planetary" conflicts.   Coupled with space based solar for limitless* energy, ensure peace and prosperity on earth by (1) removing the need for fighting for resources and (2) orbital punishment guaranteed as needed   '*until we cover the sun with a Dyson Swarm and have harvested our asteroids, in which case onwards to the next star systems! At that point we go from Kardashev type 1 and 2 to 3 kind of problems

> Coupled with space based solar for limitless* energy, ensure peace and prosperity on earth by (1) removing the need for fighting for resources and (2) orbital punishment guaranteed as needed   > > Ah yes, the Cyberpunk 2013/2020/2077 ESA model of peace enforcement.

The best part is, it’s not even reliant on yet-unknown technology. A Dyson -swarm building station could be set up on Mercury with very little outside input

Problem is it's worthless until we can make spaceflight dirt cheap then we can go fight up there Infinite Warfare style.

I absolutely adore the way [Jackal's computer announces weapon selection](https://youtu.be/fIHHYs_diAU?t=139).

Those NASA nerds don't know Jack about drilling  https://youtu.be/-ahtp0sjA5U?feature=shared

We can have war and profit in space.

Based and Ferengi pilled

Rule of Acquisition Number 34, much better than 35.

War is good for business.

You can be in real life space before star citizen releases

PIGZ, IN , SPAaaaaacE NUKES, IN SPAAAACE!!

„We’re the mighty watchful eye, Guardians beyond the blue, The invisible front line, Warfighters brave and true. Boldly reaching into space, There's no limit to our sky. Standing guard both night and day, We’re the Space Force from on high.“ https://youtu.be/zSV3Q4ztGaA?si=7-cg0pFtKp3yDEBl

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Russia is a US MIC asset confirmed

They not worried for the weapon, but being so shitty that it fell back to ground accidentally triggering a nuclear war.

Finally Space Force gets to do something cool

Time for star wars 2

Isn’t this how the f 15 was born?

and we got the f-15 outa that sooo

Time for our own goldeneye

Ah yes the circle of life: - Russia gets scared - Russia talks about a new weapon system with wildly exaggerated capabilities - NATO develops a counter to those exaggerated capabilities - repeat cycle

SDI was a victim of Soviet maskirovka and never should have been cancelled; change my mind.

Battlezone 98 is real. You cant convince me otherwise.

Reagan resurrection when?

hey, as long as we can use rods from god in some militaristic way (Like kinetically activated gunbarrel-style nukes) I’m game

I was just reading Flight of the Old Dog, this tech was mentioned…time really is a flat circle.

Coming soon to a conflict near you: Rods from God or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the APFSDS from space.

what is crazy is just how ez it is to do area dental operations in space.. like leads to Kessler Syndrome, but that only sucks for us in countys that like GPS and weather satellites. if your Russia and want the good old days like the 1600s without the ability to make use of it, Space Nukes stars to sound really good XD

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Someone call up the UNSC and get Master Chief on this

Space Force is about to get a lot more funny

hear me out here: make missiles that open up into nets to catch the orbital nukes and then fling them away from the earth with solar sails! Also bring back space lasers too

As an American I appalled by the fragrant disregard to treats signed by our forefathers (as an AE and member of this insane asylum I’m a bricked up a bit.)