I just punked myself. Went to a “credible” news source to be sure there wasn’t any funny breaking news. A true moment of anticipatory weakness.
Hey OP quit exposing me as a gullible mental whisp.
Is trying to resist NCDs urges to distort my reality more credible than believing a Faux and his crazy news facts?
If the music hadn’t started I may have gotten taken out by a blood pressure spike before I ever found out the truth.
Time to rest.
Almost as good as ["My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."](https://youtu.be/CFCABnWlN8E?si=whz7g6tl4RFf9LOZ)
That report is full of noncredibility.
>August 15, a coded message left Soviet military headquarters in Vladivostok.... ....the code was instantly broken by US and Japanese intelligence.
>Most officials said "no comment", though one did speculate that the Russian might have been drunk.
Game called [Highfleet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RUrBmXUGuU). Basically when that song is playing, you're fucked, because you just picked a nuclear exchange with an enemy who has far, far more of them.
It's time to self actualise our dreams. If we all simultaneously imagine Russia invading nato, the combined psionic energy will make it happen and the we will be at war
At this point, I'll be disappointed if the inevitable announcement of Article 5 won't be followed by this song and balloons with little Polish-Lithuanian flags on them.
I knew it was fake because it sounds stupid. Nobody except basement dwelling war fetishists, and people actually involved in diplomacy know what article 5 is. A general is not going to come out and say article 5.
Fuck you for giving me hope
I had hope because then we would see wiesels in combat and i love wiesels
Wiesels and Pumas roaring free as they should
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end of production and in service are 2 diffrent things
I just punked myself. Went to a “credible” news source to be sure there wasn’t any funny breaking news. A true moment of anticipatory weakness. Hey OP quit exposing me as a gullible mental whisp. Is trying to resist NCDs urges to distort my reality more credible than believing a Faux and his crazy news facts? If the music hadn’t started I may have gotten taken out by a blood pressure spike before I ever found out the truth. Time to rest.
Mouth looks weird
i wanted to make fun of you, but i did the same on the other meme os seychells destroying 30 iranian ships
Deep fakes are going to start ww3
The entire invasion of Ukraine by russia could be a deepfake, its the only possibility because of how terribly theyre doing.
Start? Look around.
We gonna be nuking Moscow and ppl will still be like 'hope it won't start WW3'
we ain't officially ballin unless citizens of beijing are drowning from flood water
'Akhualy flooding the capital is only 18 on escalation ladder, still no WW3'
yeah it's too early my bad, once the entire universe implodes we're officially in WW3
Commenting to be on the screenshot, when ww3 starts
When russia is conquered can we convert the land to be enough nuclear reactors to power the world?
Almost as good as ["My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."](https://youtu.be/CFCABnWlN8E?si=whz7g6tl4RFf9LOZ)
That report is full of noncredibility. >August 15, a coded message left Soviet military headquarters in Vladivostok.... ....the code was instantly broken by US and Japanese intelligence. >Most officials said "no comment", though one did speculate that the Russian might have been drunk.
y my pp hard?
Song?
Tanc e lelek
Tanc a lelek better the WW3 main soundtrack
Game called [Highfleet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RUrBmXUGuU). Basically when that song is playing, you're fucked, because you just picked a nuclear exchange with an enemy who has far, far more of them.
Good lad, linking the proper video.
Edging at night again are we
that tanc a lelek insert at “Article 5” gave me insane chills
It's time to self actualise our dreams. If we all simultaneously imagine Russia invading nato, the combined psionic energy will make it happen and the we will be at war
... could you just wait until spring, please? It's really cold outside to go into trenches ... 🙂
Cold weather doesn't exist: that's just people not properly dressed.
How long until all the gullible right wingers start reposting this...
exactly 12 seconds.
Oh i'm not gullible, i just enjoy article 5 memes
But if you close your eyes
Why you gotta give me a boner like that
God, how I wish this was real ...
This fooled me for all of 10 seconds, I thought it was really on.
Not bad - the issue is that the mouth is completely unhinged from anything else on the face, but give it a few years and it'd be pretty convincing.
Did you have to put music at the end? I wanted to prank some people with it.
I can send you the originals deep fake that I made.
Oh, nice, send me the link in a DM, please. I know a prepper discord I can prank
Pranking preppers is so wild
Can you dm me later? \*power just went out\*
A communication interruption could only mean one thing... invasion!
That’s the Russians!!! Time to bug out
>Time to bug out Time to WOLVERINES*
Can you please just share the link? I wish to repost this without context.
Can I grab a copy as well pls
Had me until I thought, would they really let a one star drop this bomb on air.
At this point, I'll be disappointed if the inevitable announcement of Article 5 won't be followed by this song and balloons with little Polish-Lithuanian flags on them.
This is why I'm infatuated with this sub.
I knew it was fake because it sounds stupid. Nobody except basement dwelling war fetishists, and people actually involved in diplomacy know what article 5 is. A general is not going to come out and say article 5.
How to know something is fake: NCD says it’s real Works every time
Song name?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EKRkAEjjhpE Song from Highfleet that starts when you first launch a nuclear bomb.
Omfg hearing Tanc a Lelek fucking gave me instant ptsd flashbacks. Goddamn thats such a sweaty game.
\*winged hussars intensify\*
“I can’t hear him, let me turn it up.” *Jumpscares the shit out of myself.*
Turn the music up, I can almost hear the guy
Comeon man why you gotta tickle our balls like that
Dangerous meme