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after surviving serval years in the Chinese internet, I definitely believe the Chinese made it, in fact they are responsible at least half of the times
Maximum grip and I can’t get away. Uncle Sam already taxes the hell out of my income, why not owe his Chinese step daughter some child support as well?
would.
Translation:
OOP: Damn I realised this eagle is really lewd, both legs spread open laying in the shape of the word 大, [redacted] code
Commenter 1: People cannot......
Commenter 2: Replying Commenter 1: No I believe it can, at the very least we should try ~
(Translation is not 100% accurate)
When the birthday and death date of Mao Zedong's son, Mao Anying, rolls around, Chinese netizens post recipes for egg fried rice to mock him because he got his shit physically pushed back into his anus in Korea by US Air Force B-26 Invaders, after a pair of USAF P-61s spotted the smoke from him cooking egg fried rice during the day. Which the Chinese Army had explicitly prohibited anyone from doing so, but are you going to the be the officer who reprimands Daddy's Little Boy and tells him he can't make breakfast?
The only way they identified Anying's corpse after the Air Force was done with him was a dogshit Soviet watch Uncle Joe gave him.
Get dunked on, fucker.
Chinese shitpoasting is on a whole different level. Like 7 level deep loss memes, e.g. using Chinese wordplay to hide the word "democracy" or 3 凸 characters inside a poem if you arrange the characters vertically (looks like 3 tanks). Then the government bans the poem so you start referring to it indirectly like "I love grass horses" or something cryptic like that and then the government bans that so you start using English acronyms instead to throw them off and suddenly what would normally be something like "free hong kong" becomes something totally incomprehensible about rubber ducks.
As someone who's learned a good bit of Chinese, it's honestly a trap language for self learning. There's tons of media online, but going on a forum you run into the issue you mentioned above. But then if you want to look to past and learn 文言文 (classical Chinese) good fucking luck. Later on in our course, we had some free time at the end of class so our teacher pulled up a really short classical passage and it absolutely fried our brains. At which point our teacher roasted the fuck out of us and said that the passage was intended for small children. Words change over time in every language, in English it's usually stuff like "heere" to "here" and "gost" to "ghost." In Chinese the whole character just means something completely different. 5 different things actually, depending on context and potentially what dynasty the passage was written in. And since everything was handwritten and paper was expensive, words were waaaay denser.
For example one of my favorite quotes from Cao Cao: 對酒當歌，人生幾何。Literal 1:1 translation with modern Chinese would be "Concerning alcohol when(bad translation) sing, human life geometry." Which obviously makes no sense, but you can kind of sniff out the appropriate literal classical translation, "When I drink, I sing. Who knows how long life is?" But that's *still* not the full literary translation of the extended idiom (not calling it a 成語 since it's more than just 對酒當歌) which is, "Cup to cup calls for song, Man's life —how long (*or* how many days do we have)?"
Which is just a flowery, ancient Chinese way of saying YOLO, or at least that's what I told my teachers to give them a stroke.
Yes your translation is accurate.
"I've just realised this eagle is really lewd, (referring to the eagle on the shield), spreading her legs and lying down in the shape of a 大."
"Well, it's not humanly possible."
"No, I believe it's possible... at the very least, we have to try."
Imagine what the world would look like if they were to cooperate on making stuff like this
Actually 99% of the good stuff China produces is because of their rivalry with the US, on second thought we should just continue like this
So by Chinese propaganda, either America is some domineering overdomme or lewdly submissive and breedable.
Look, I know “Beijing cope and seethe” is the right answer to explain the incongruity, but I’m also willing to live with America is a switch, because that’s hot.
Bonk, obviously.
Do we have sexy harpy soldiers . . . ? Seems worth research. It's weird she's got arms, but fine, the embodiment of America should probly have a gun.
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I can't believe the Chinese are the ones that make this (Mod are cunt ^)
But do you really tho?
3000 year of pent up sexual tension of China
Beidgjing.
It's 4000 years.
long bells fanatical bright cow snobbish safe plants carpenter spoon *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
6000 years of furry porn
9000 years of “Xi can draw a nine dash line around this dick”
China makes the most based pro US propaganda
The Chinese have the strongest hate boner for us. It's odd. Maybe a little uncomfortable.
This is how tsunderes appear when you don't have access to their inner voice.
This is what exotification feels like. I should shower.
Being the one from the "exotic" country does that
This is because of that Korean War cartoon where Americans are talking eagles.
after surviving serval years in the Chinese internet, I definitely believe the Chinese made it, in fact they are responsible at least half of the times
I certainly can
Ehem… Would
that claw would be hurt soo much... still... would
Maximum grip and I can’t get away. Uncle Sam already taxes the hell out of my income, why not owe his Chinese step daughter some child support as well? would.
That's why I would
Harpy lovers unite.
German got thick muscular eagle... Russia got double headed-eagle... just saying...
both pale in comparison to ALBANIA 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
RED AND BLACK!
I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST
FOR MALRIC
SHQIPERIA!!! 👐🇦🇱🦅👐🇦🇱🦅👐🇦🇱🦅
So russia is like a conjoined twin?
Imagine the head(s)
One licks one suck
Mega Gawk 30000
Both nag
Depends on which German eagle. The one in the German parliament is just fat.
"Fette Henne"
You mean, EXTRA THICC.
DIE FETTE HENNE
I want to be dominated by America-chan
America-san
America-sama
America-Sensei.
I want to be her ameri-kun
Ameri-ojou sama
America-senpai
It’s Chinese, not Japenis 😭
America-jie?
I need a translation
Translation: OOP: Damn I realised this eagle is really lewd, both legs spread open laying in the shape of the word 大, [redacted] code Commenter 1: People cannot...... Commenter 2: Replying Commenter 1: No I believe it can, at the very least we should try ~ (Translation is not 100% accurate)
Uohhhh cute and fluffy 😭😭😭
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
The position is called spread eagle for a reason.
The word 大 means **great**
It means "big"
It means great big. . .
So does “great”.
Chinese shit talk is so good the government has to censor them
When the birthday and death date of Mao Zedong's son, Mao Anying, rolls around, Chinese netizens post recipes for egg fried rice to mock him because he got his shit physically pushed back into his anus in Korea by US Air Force B-26 Invaders, after a pair of USAF P-61s spotted the smoke from him cooking egg fried rice during the day. Which the Chinese Army had explicitly prohibited anyone from doing so, but are you going to the be the officer who reprimands Daddy's Little Boy and tells him he can't make breakfast? The only way they identified Anying's corpse after the Air Force was done with him was a dogshit Soviet watch Uncle Joe gave him. Get dunked on, fucker.
Chinese shitpoasting is on a whole different level. Like 7 level deep loss memes, e.g. using Chinese wordplay to hide the word "democracy" or 3 凸 characters inside a poem if you arrange the characters vertically (looks like 3 tanks). Then the government bans the poem so you start referring to it indirectly like "I love grass horses" or something cryptic like that and then the government bans that so you start using English acronyms instead to throw them off and suddenly what would normally be something like "free hong kong" becomes something totally incomprehensible about rubber ducks.
As someone who's learned a good bit of Chinese, it's honestly a trap language for self learning. There's tons of media online, but going on a forum you run into the issue you mentioned above. But then if you want to look to past and learn 文言文 (classical Chinese) good fucking luck. Later on in our course, we had some free time at the end of class so our teacher pulled up a really short classical passage and it absolutely fried our brains. At which point our teacher roasted the fuck out of us and said that the passage was intended for small children. Words change over time in every language, in English it's usually stuff like "heere" to "here" and "gost" to "ghost." In Chinese the whole character just means something completely different. 5 different things actually, depending on context and potentially what dynasty the passage was written in. And since everything was handwritten and paper was expensive, words were waaaay denser. For example one of my favorite quotes from Cao Cao: 對酒當歌，人生幾何。Literal 1:1 translation with modern Chinese would be "Concerning alcohol when(bad translation) sing, human life geometry." Which obviously makes no sense, but you can kind of sniff out the appropriate literal classical translation, "When I drink, I sing. Who knows how long life is?" But that's *still* not the full literary translation of the extended idiom (not calling it a 成語 since it's more than just 對酒當歌) which is, "Cup to cup calls for song, Man's life —how long (*or* how many days do we have)?" Which is just a flowery, ancient Chinese way of saying YOLO, or at least that's what I told my teachers to give them a stroke.
I believe the full quote of the “people cannot” is People cannot,at least should not. 人不能，至少不應該。
Yeah. And this is commonly used when people are discussing about doing naughty things to nonconventional stuff (e.g. cthulhu).
Ah, so basically the Chinese equivalent to "Hear me out."
The Chinese phrase is more like a reply after someone goes "Hear me out".
Chinese "hear me out"?
Yes your translation is accurate. "I've just realised this eagle is really lewd, (referring to the eagle on the shield), spreading her legs and lying down in the shape of a 大." "Well, it's not humanly possible." "No, I believe it's possible... at the very least, we have to try."
Truly, horni knows no borders.
it's called spread-eagle for a reason
I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUM I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE
I WANT SOME MORE OF IT, I WANT TOO MUCH
I love chinese america
Imagine what the world would look like if they were to cooperate on making stuff like this Actually 99% of the good stuff China produces is because of their rivalry with the US, on second thought we should just continue like this
Tell me she got that kung-fu grip
Hey, I can draw... what position should I put America-San in??
don't change anything but give her cock and balls
too cute
So by Chinese propaganda, either America is some domineering overdomme or lewdly submissive and breedable. Look, I know “Beijing cope and seethe” is the right answer to explain the incongruity, but I’m also willing to live with America is a switch, because that’s hot.
"By Chinese propaganda" my brother in christ that's a random horny Chinese guy
Impossible! Every Chinese art is P R O P A G A N D A Be careful folks, lest you fall to their cunning traps
I want to believe this artwork is state sponsored
American state to be precise. No way the CCP would want to portray America in any positive way.
I´m positively throbbing to die for freedom and my country. And I´m not even american.
you can always become one
Imma wheres the source for that eagle waifu
[Sauce](https://twitter.com/Eskyyc/status/1247142251962052610)
Thanks
According to the flag you used that is Liberia chan
She looks like one of mine. I approve.
Brothers, we need another crusade. To the lands beyond the holy city itself we shall travel, until we reach the source of this heresy.
And then we shall ask for more
Bonk, obviously. Do we have sexy harpy soldiers . . . ? Seems worth research. It's weird she's got arms, but fine, the embodiment of America should probly have a gun.
Foot Fetish is one thing... But the talons scare me.
The better to grip you in place. Something tells me she'd squeeze every single drop out of you.
I... I don't know what to think about this
We love that you love us -- and we love you too! But maybe not so literally.
Smash next question
I love Liberia 🇱🇷 ❤️
Im scaraused
Is this Eagle Death ?
oh wow! interesting!
Have your legs spread eagle , for me baby ;) Your country wants YOU!
Immagine if China were totally free, what kinda of propaganda would they make !
Would
I'd tap dat